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Post a picture that sums up a girls reaction to you asking her out
>Uuhmmm.. sure...
>hfw
>Ok Mary time to do some damage control
Haha, let's just stay friends, anon. It's better that way.
>"yeh.. about that"
Let's get some fucking charts going, template is next.
And now here's the template for you all.
pls responderonii
I want a bf/gfor even friends at this point i dont really care just someone i can talk to
GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
Why are Asian women so disloyal towards their own race?
>>27475698
because they realize asian men are destined to be feminized slaves to white men and are just beating them to snatching up the best white males
>>27475698
Because they like money
Sauce pls
asian women help betas feel like real men
Who /secretly gay/ here?
People are starting to suspect that I'm gay because I don't hit on girls and I'm effeminate
Feels bad man
>>27474296
iktf bro. I try to socially isolate myself as much as possible so no one has a chance of figuring out I'm gay.
Right here. Not sure how much longer I can keep it up considering I'm getting close to 3rd year of college and have literally never had a gf
when was that moment irl when your pwr lvl slipped out of your ass?
>>27473682
>losing virginity to a hambeast I found on POF and just wanted to get it over with
>while in mid thrust say out loud:
>"this feels just like my fleshlight!"
>she gave me a look of pure terror
>she was too desperate to stop
>Powerpoint presentation 9th grade
>Open up browse files
>Automatically opens last directory
>Hentai mixed with furry porn
Surprisingly not the most awkward time of my life back then, but 8 years later it's still a solid top 3.
>>27473682
>Stacy cousin (24,F) over with a bunch of normalfag and Stacy friends
>I was much younger, continually obsessed with the Roman Empire and the Soviet Union
>a few of them corner me, forcing me to talk to them
>they are drinking, so the conversation goes to alcohol
>sperg out for like 10 minutes on how the Romans would water down their wine and how it was customary to force oneself to vomit so that they could have more
>go into details of why they did this
>suddenly look up
>everyone cringing really hard
>cousin nervously changes conversation as I stop talking because I realize I revealed my power level
Cant we all just be comfy & get along edition
I'd like to get comfy with some r9k boys tbfhwy
>>27470190
Actual thread
bl0x
>>27470190
I'm assuming this is the "official" thread because it was posted first
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
Get your life rated, anon. How bad can it be, really?
mine's below average, but it's at least better than I was expecting.
just just
do it man
>>27460692
if anyone gets higher than a 0 on love they need to get the fuck out of r9k
Eh
Not that bad, I guess
is adhd developed? I think years of internet fucked me up.
I cant watch a movie without skipping parts or in 1.5x or 2x. I cant play a game if I'm not interested in it in the first 2 minutes (I cant play 99% of games) even if the game is supposedly fast paced. every useless expository cutscene and dialogue makes me cringe.
you fucked yourself up
you dont have adhd
stop trying to be special, you arent
just a child with no self control or proper parenting
ADHD isn't real, it's a result of a life without commitment, responsibility, or discipline from a young age.
>>27506917
See a psychiatrist. Find one that will give you stimulants.
I haven't been complimented by a person in months
Wow, you're really attentive of other people. Good job OP
>>27506878
Tell me about yourself so that I can devise an objective compliment.
>>27506947
I got hit by a car 5 months ago and now I can walk
i don't have many accomplishments
WHEN I FART WHILE SITTING DOWN IT GOES RIGHT UP MY VAGINA SLIT AND IT TICKLES. NOW YOU KNOW THAT GIRLS FART UP THEIR VAGINAS ALL THE TIME.
>>27506699
That is super fucking hot tho
>>27506723
SOMETIMES IT HITS MY CLIT AND IT TINGLES BUT I NEVER TELL ANYONE. THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY FEMALE
>>27506699
mrin wojak's ass
>be me
>have a fetish for paraplegic girls
>gf is perfectly able-bodied
What should I do, fellow robots?
You know to do fellow robot
Depends, who's your favourite KS girl?
something something, stairs
>find a dumb slut
>show her this
>???
>free butt sex
>>27506596
>implying she wouldn't just go have sex with Chad
Some of you guys really are dumb, huh?
>>27506611
This.
Some women believe semen facials will improve their skin. Doesn't mean they'll take it from robots.
>find your dumb slut
>show her research on how doing it in the stink can lead to anal fissures and prolapses
>????
>omg anon I can't believe you were going to do that to me you sick fuck
>Be depressed
>Get tickets to Trump's townhall
>Depression starts going away
I think Trump cured my depression
Yeah keep believing that, retarded Trump shill.
>>27506486
>being on the 4chins
>not voting for the god emperor
See pic related
Trump honestly makes me feel so much more confident. Just watching him speak makes me feel like I can actually go accomplish stuff. It's amazing what leadership can do
Shh... Please be quiet. The little NEET is tuckered out from shitposting, tendie eating and crying all night.
Let him sleep.
>>27506434
WAKE UP NEET ITS TIME TO GO TO WORK
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
LOL
Wake up NEET, I hear that your welfare payments are going to be stopped.
*HONK HONK HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK*
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP
IT'S TIME TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE YOU WORTHLESS RETARDED SHIT
t. mom and dad
I can't contain myself.
I was browsing /a/ and I got sexually aroused.
One thing leads to another I ended reading a godlike doujin.
Now my dick is diamond it hurts and it's going to break my jean.
I'm thinking about doing it in the toilet but it's a big company, what if there's cameras?
5 hours left before I can go back home, what do robots?
Yeah. In the women's restroom no less.
though I worked in a warehouse where there wasn't a woman in the building so people just used the women's restroom because it was cozier and didn't smell like shit and you could have some privacy.
Go in and rub one out. Anyone gives you grief for being in there so long just say you're having some stomach issues. Nobody wants to talk about your bowel movements. Just be quiet.
Link to godlike doujin please!
>>27506416
I jerk off at work. Don't think they're allowed to put cameras inside bathrooms
