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I'm sick of having to live up to society's arbitrary standards. There is no real point to life, save your own flawed interpretation of it. All we do is falsely smile at each other, tirelessly put on a face and suck each other's dicks, living paycheck to paycheck, in hopes of getting a raise or a promotion to further our game plan, all so we can live ever so slightly comfier as we await death. It's all pointless. We're all just mice scrambling for our plastic piece of cheese but don't realize the spring-loaded bar that's eerily looking down on us, ready to slam down on our necks. This world truly disgusts me.
How do I go about leaving behind my current life and becoming a Batman/Daredevil-style vigilante? I have nothing to lose at this point so I might as well pursue something that I've always fantasized about since I was a child. I obviously don't plan on becoming even a 10th of what batman is capable of, I know that's impossible and I don't have the money nor the time that Bruce had to reach that point. So I ask, what are the bare minimum I need to begin my career as a vigilante?
I've already took up urban exploration so I have experience climbing and jumping from building to building and I've been constantly running laps, doing hundreds of sit ups and push ups every day trying to get back into the shape I was in my youth. I've also taken up boxing, but at obviously that isn't even close to enough for my martial arts fill when it comes to this. What kind of martial arts would realistically help me in a confrontation with a gun/knife? I'd also like to know how to completely cut ties and ditch my identity to make sure none of the people I've associated with get targeted in my antics (although plenty of them certainly would deserve it...).
TL;DR what would I theoretically need to actually become an irl superhero?
>>27497505
go play with your toy airplane autist boy you're not gunna be a superhero .
>>27497505
>asking here
i can tell you all about the dangers of chronic masturbation, but other than that you're on your own
>>27497505
google Krav Maga
thank me later
>have been reassuring myself I'm better off alone lately
>telling myself I don't need a woman
>happy with this
>11:30 PM, go to gym because no one will be there
>work out
>stop at gas station on the way home to get some diet coke
>pay with a 5, get a dollar back
>go back to car
>take out wallet, start putting dollar in
>notice it smells like perfume
>immediately break down crying because I haven't even spoken to a female in months
I just wish I had a sister or something. Romantic relationships aren't right.
I can't imagine having sex. The pressure of performing when I have anxiety and have never had sex before, the fact that even if I was good she could still leave me, and... honestly, it goes beyond that too. I'm too detached from my physical body to probably even enjoy it. All I can honestly imagine feeling good is hugs and cuddles. But women want a guy who will fuck them and keep sex interesting. I guess that's why I fantasize about having a sister. The idea of sex is almost disgusting to me. Only in fantasy is it bearable but in real life it's alien and weird. I just want love and connection.
If a really cute girl asked to fuck me right now I wouldn't really want to. Even if I managed to do well and enjoy it, I'd feel like an animal. My mind has diverged too far from that side of me. I've transcended my supposed nature. Only in my writing can I create a love pure and genuine enough to fill even a sliver of my soul. I hope to hell there is an afterlife, a heaven, a paradise, where there more than base desires transpire. My soul yearns for so much more than the cheap opiate of the masses. I'm saving myself for more than marriage of the body. I'm saving myself for marriage of the soul.
>>27503204
>If a really cute girl asked to fuck me right now I wouldn't really want to. Even if I managed to do well and enjoy it, I'd feel like an animal.
This is really odd. You found my thread, and it says very little besides that I just want a sister, but you read my mind. All of that stuff really, exactly how I feel. I'm glad it's not just me.
I really don't think I could function in a romantic relationship. My abandonment issues are too powerful. My mom, told the story many times, but alcoholic, abusive, barely ever saw her. It ruined me.
Romantic relationships seem to give and take. They're not pure love. They're not unconditional love. They're fundamentally based on attraction. They aren't for me.
I have this persistent and unhealthy fantasy where I tell myself this girl is my sister, where if I masturbate I imagine it's her helping, but never sex or anything that graphic, it's too intimate, too much physically. I pretend she's holding me at night, I'm lying my head on her, I talk to myself as if I'm her. That smell, I have the dollar with me and I can't stop smelling it. It smells so beautiful. It's how she would smell.
These issues just can't be reconciled. It's not even about finding the right woman, even the "perfect" woman is not perfect unless she loves me unconditionally, fully, like a family member.
It isn't right. I'm not right.
see the problem is that a 'romantic relationship' as you call it is actually a life-long partnership, where eventually you get much closer with that partner than even your own blood-family. It sounds like you're just afraid of the initial part of a relationship... but they change and morph, depending on what fuel you give them. And they take work. After a certain amount of time, love is a decision, a commitment.. not just an infatuation. And that love CAN become unconditional if you work at it.
And also, don't drink diet coke.. Don't drink any soda. It may not be real sugar, but your body reacts to it the same way. (spiking insulin and making you fatter)
>keep masturbating to weird ass shit
>some japanese chick having eels shoved up her ass and vomited on
>a BDSM dom video where a woman is electrocuted when she orgasms
>a lesbian teacher sucking the toes of her student
>vacuum bed sex like pic related
How do I go to vanilla porn? I'm heading down a dark path. I watched a woman fucking a dog today. I didn't jerk it but I could have. Save me, /r9k/.
Just embrace it famalam.
Bump, I need a solution too
Oh and I saw that eel video yesterday kek
>>27502978
Take a break from porn for a bit.
Think about what you most like or look forward to in porn.
And maybe give stuff like erotica a try.
My girlfriend and I broke up not long ago. How are your relationships coming along, fellow robots?
I've never had a relationship, Doj
>>27502582
Are you okay, Doj? You gave me some good advice about some boy troubles I was having a month or so ago. Why'd you guys break up?
I'm never going to have a girl or a girlfriend again.
>ITT: We sing a Linkin Park song.
I'll start
>You love the waaay, I look at yoou
Fag
1234
Orig
MY BABY
DON'T MESS AROUND
>the jay-z linkin park album
Who here /prefersmoviestovideogames/ ? Movies and film in general surpass video games in every way.
movies are long, boring, and lack content
i prefer manga
>>27496410
You're boring and definitely lack this cock
>>27496396
I love movies
watched pic related last night
What's have your experiences been like with Tinder (or other dating apps) robots?
>attempt to talk to match but get immediately unmatched
>attempt to talk to match but get no response
>talk with match for a few days until one of us inexplicably breaks contact
>match with bots all the time
found a qt, now we're dating :)
never had a gf before
>>27495658
No opinions or personality so I stay away from this, I can't even think at all in unfamiliar environments and make myself seem like i'm straight outta the short bus all the time.
Other half of the time i'm a cool guy with a personality but I never remember anything because i'm blacked out.
Found this shit installed on my phone with a fake facebook profile created and everything, matched with a few qts but I stopped taking so much xanax and drinking.
Hello anons.
I just want to tell you that even though Im a piece of shit I love all of you faggots.
Yes, Im drunk.
>>27493712
fugg you too
>>27493839
Just fug me already anon!
>>27493712
that's really nice
i love you too
Im having trouble finding a way to word this to try and google it so im asking you guys.
Basically im a big normal looking guy, a feel normal and then i get horny and i want to be a sissy trap for a man or a woman. I acknowledge im bi but im worried about this fetish because it's what i fap to 70% of the time 20% of the time i use tights and a skirt.
I wouldn't have a problem if it wasn't such a big difference from when I'm im not horny when i dislike the idea of it and kind of want it to stop. I want to throw out my women's clothing it makes me feel weird since im not attractive enough to forsee myself acctually getting a partner who wants that. And even if i did i want my partner to see me as an equal. I just want to be a regular bi guy no gender disphoria and/or desire to be a sissy when horny.
Have any of you gone through this? Is this a phase (i stopped liking pegging as much since accepting being bi). Am i become a degenerate tranny or crossdresser? Share thoughts and stories. Faggot.
Also I've considered i'm gay but i still get horny from doing stuff with women like recently got to touch and sick a girls tits and stuff and obviously i was great. Am i bi preference for guys when horny and bi preference for women when not horny a thing?
also fetish for Chasity.
Embrace yourself.
Sounds like you know what you want, you just need more time and thought to become comfortable with it.
Sexual identity is more or less hogwash.
Do what makes you satisfied and spare no thought to what niches other people would like to place you in.
If you get grief, give it back tenfold, live boldly and vengefully and you will never feel shame.
How does /r9k/ get their steaks done? I like mine well done because I don't like having blood in my food.
>>27492711
Between Medium rare and rare.
Medium, used to be well done, but medium actually tastes better.
There are more important things to get autistic about than steak.
Well done, anything else is disgusting.
fuck off holland edition
>>27492418
Cheers mate, its appreciated
>>27492159
>just shitty 10 week courses they took.
I think thats longer than the course my current counselor took.
I wish the CBT guy had not given up without trying.
>http://strawpoll.me/7211304
Film poll closes in a couple of hours guys, get your votes in before midnight.
>http://strawpoll.me/7211304
YO LO MATE!!
>>27504330
Te refieres al gordo de hacking mexico
>>27504330
Soy un pendejo mamavergaas
>>27504330
Denunciado al efebei por mata puercos.
PUTOS GREENGOS DE MIERDA REEEEEEEEE
build the fucking wall, paco
srs hispachan why are you raiding us
use google translate
>>27504237
E wey vas y chingas a tu re bomba puta faka madre culero a la verga.
>>27504237
KYC A LA BERGA MORRILLO QUE LE DOI UN LEVANTON PINCHE MIKE.
Hello hispachan guys.
It is AMA thread for me, Zeta.
I think I should speak Spanish, though.
Mr. Zeta, it's true that you're a girl?
>>27504168
Alabado sea el senor Zeta
>>27504168
Pederasta!
>be mejican
>bla bla bla
>fucking mejicans
>eat earth pleb
>do you burn the anus?
>>27504152
nice attempt at pasta
Que putas dijiste de Zeta
>>27504175
que es tremendo marico
