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>Gosh anon, you're such a loser!
how do you respond
>>27498774
With a boner.
>>27498774
Who the fuck are you and how the fuck did you get in my house?
>>27498774
Yeah, haha. I know...
Has anyone had a mate that said they can get you a gf and you buzz for about a week, then you realise they are full of shit?
Pic 90% unrelated
Yes. This would happen all the time as a teen. I learned to ignore them after a while
Had a number of Flip women offer to get me one. Haven't taken them up on it.
Yep. Actually, it was a former professor of mine who ended up becoming a friend. Still got no qt asian gf tho
ITT words we can use to spot redditors and Normies trying to blend in.
>cuck
>>27498552
Shill. originalo commento
>>27498579
n-n-no anon, it used to be a fun word, but now it's /r/the_donald tier shit. They're too timid to embrace the full /pol/ meme, so they save face by calling people cucks.
>>27498552
>Kek
into the trash
Anyone wish they were born a female?
Not in a gay way though, just so they can live life on ez mode. Being hot wouldn't hurt either.
>>27497778
I wish you were born a female, too, OP. Then I could creepily stare at your thighs and ass from afar.
I wouldn't mind being a female if everyone else was a cute lesbian. I'm fine with my body and everything but the standards on men are retarded.
too many times...too many times
Omegle Thread
>madman edition
>>27497517
first blackbox I rolled was a real cool guy. this is a good sign
Literally all skips. Just the usual omegle.
go on text!
"So? How is it?" Your aunt was surprisingly young. You never expected her to look that young. You knew your father had a younger sister, but he never really talks about her too much. "How do you like the countryside? It might not be as great as the city but it's still pretty fun!" From what little you heard about your father, your aunt moved out to the countryside with a man she married. It was a marriage that put a divide between your aunt and your grandparents.
"It's peaceful." You smile at your aunt. Ever since then, your father's relationship with his younger sister was not as close as before. They still talk on the phone from time to time... But they haven't seen each other in years. "I kinda like it. It's not as loud as the city!" You tell your aunt the truth.
The new town you are moving into was much more peaceful than the city you left. For now, you wanted to go to a school in the countryside due to your own circumstances in the city... If it wasn't for Yumi you might not have had to change schools on your second year. "Right!" Your aunt looks over to you with excited eyes. "I have kept telling people that the countryside is so much better than the city!" She was quite an energetic woman.
"W-Wait! Auntie look at the road!" Thanks to her looking over to you, she almost hits an oncoming truck. Luckily she was able to swerve out of the way in time and you lived to survive another day.
"S-Sorry about that." That was her only response. An awkward laugh and a cute smile. Once you arrive at her house, she drops you off. Unfortunately, she couldn't stay long. "Sorry Akira, I can't really stay and give you a tour right now... I'll give you a tour later when I get home okay?" Apparently your aunt tried to take the whole day off for you but her boss wouldn't allow her to. "Bye bye!"
>>27496722
So now you were left alone to settle into your new home. "Bye Auntie!"
You walk up to the front door. Then you use the key that your aunt gave you to unlock her house. "Excuse me." You whisper to yourself. Once inside, you notice that the house was dark. Just as you expected. You heard that your aunt had a husband but didn't have any children. "Hmm let's see... I would love to settle into my room now but I don't know what room I should take..." Unfortunately your aunt didn't tell you or leave you any notes which room would be yours.
[ ] Explore your aunt's house.
[ ] Explore your new town.
SEARCH THE HOUSE FOR GHOSTS!!!!!!
>>27496768
Explore your aunt's house
Public humiliation stories
I'll start
>be me
>12 year old robot
>at school in changing rooms after PE lesson playing football
>in my usual spot right in the corner to change and hope no one bothers me
>group of 3 chads from PE group getting changed opposite me
>why the fuck did i pick this spot again?
>alpha chad asks me to help him take his muddy football boots off
>oh shit
>n no
>changing room goes quiet, everyone looking at us
>a wild chad's been challenged
>chad walks up to me and stares at me like he'll fuck me up
>takes my boots off anon or im going to knock you out
>n no
>chad grabs me by the back of my neck and forces me down to the floor
>try to struggle, no use, chad's bigger and stronger than me
>now kneeling on the tiled floor in front of chad
>tears in my eyes
>chad puts his boot on my knee
>i said fucking take my boot off
>start unlacing his boot
>classmates start laughing at me
>pull his boot off
>take my sock off now anon
>where the fuck is my PE teacher
>take his football sock off
>good boy anon, now kiss my foot
>n no
>slaps me around the head
>KISS MY FOOT NOW
>tears down my face now
>lean forward and kiss chads foot
>whole changingroom is laughing and shouting
>chad walks away from me
>chads friends laughing their asses off at me
>never recover from that experience throught school
>always known as the kid that kissed chads foot that time
That was 14 years ago now but i can remember it like yesterday. I see that chad occasionally around town, with his wife and kid, he recognises me but doesnt say anything. Wonder if hes told his wife i kissed his foot once. Die a bit inside.
Make me feel better robots, whats your story?
You should've fought him. Temporary physical pain is not nearly as bad as mental pain. Even if he kicked your ass the fact that you put up a fight will mean something to people.
my story? well, one time i made this faggot kiss my foot
>>27496714
>try to struggle, no use, chad's bigger and stronger than me
Yep, it's a tale of a bitch nigga.
FUCKING NORMIE SCUM!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27501154
Is this a girl or a guy? I can't tell.
>>27501154
Is that a tranny? Wtf...
>>27501154
what a stupid pointless post
I don't consider myself a robot. I have friends, a sex life, a job, I do great on mostly everything. Yet I love to lurk /r9k/ and pretend I'm like you to fit in. Why's that?
>>27501127
Pretending to be a victim is kinda fun. It's /r9k/'s favorite pastime.
>>27501127
Because deep down you aren't truly happy, duh.
>>27501194
Perhaps, but there's really no reason not to be so I don't really get it. I mean, you guys seem to have really shitty times everytime.
What are robots eating today? Pic related, last night's leftovers.
>>27500878
that is a nice piece of art on that wall
Can't really afford to eat right now, so just a cup of tea.
>>27500878
how the fuck does it stay still on the wall
>need to practice drawing so I can get good
>not drawing because I know it'll turn out like shit
>every time I draw something badly, I lose all my confidence and don't touch a pencil for another month
How do people get good at stuff without their confidence shattering?
They have fun with it. The way you're doing it makes it sound like a chore.
>>27500592
It's a chore because I suck at it. I don't like how my drawings turn out, so how can I have fun with it?
>>27500592
perfectionist only have fun when what they produce is perfect
> posts on board where nothing is real
> complains why there are no real people on board
>>27500541
nothing is real anywhere
we're not even here
>>27500541
this has to be real or all the shitposting iv done is just going to waste
>>27500541
>when escaping to argentina doesnt work as well for you as it did for germany
Why I need a female in my life?
Why should I? it's just bring problems.
Why all of you don't see that in the bottom of everything? nobody owes nothing to no one at all, you just create those debts on your own.
I can't understand what is this love you keep talking about.
>>27500342
my girl brings me joy and hope for the future. she supports me when I feel down and gives me a sense of purpose. she makes me believe in love and want to build a life with her.
she brings out the best in me
>>27500394
yeah right, no matter how or why if it is a female human even if it by instinct she WILL cheat on ya.
Idk boss I think it's worth a few tries. I feel this powerful sensation that having a woman in my bed would bring me happiness.
I'm finding it tough because I freeze up and run away when women talk to me so it's really hard to get one. Two young ladies walked past me the other day and said hi. Idk maybe they did. I froze up, didn't make eye contact and kept walking.
Then I overheard them say I was fit behind me. My brain stopped working and I kept walking.
Maybe I just need to go to bars and drink.
If you were a hot girl, would you escort?
>>27500258
No need, I would just cam
That donut looks fucking good. Too bad I'm allergic to them.
>>27500258
where is the hot girl? she has a face like a foot. here is a hot girl with an Asian guy.
Hey uncle anon, you dont mind that I brought Stacey & her sister over?
>>27500190
the odds are that at least one of the girls in the OP is dating an Asian guy
>>27500190
I'm gonna need more of these types of images please
Looks more like Stacy and her mom
