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Hello, /r9k/. This isn't a typical roll thread. Please go a bit more in-depth in regard to who you'd choose.
This is about your last digit.
1 = #1
2 = #2
3 = #3
4 = #4
5 = #5
6 = #6
7 - 9 = Nothing
0 = All
Neither, they look pretty ugly.
>trojan emma thread
rolling
Gimme a zero
>0 friends in real life, barely any friends on the internet
>ask my normie friends on steam to play with me
>"y-yeah, sure, anon, we'll play tomorrow"
>next day they find different excuses not to
>1 hour later they gather to play without me
>this happened at least 3 times
>deleted most of them
>somehow they think I'm an asshole
Am I that bad that even people on the internet despise me? I'd rather off myself rather than living like this desu.
do you want to play video games RIGHT NOW??
Where do you live, I'll be your friend and possibly fuck your ass.
>>27499258
I feel pretty broken right now, so I guess not.
Hi again, r9k. Fembot here.
Back at it again with the beta chronicles.
What shall I say to this orbiter?
Tell him that you're a worthless attentionwhore and then cut off all contact
>>27499152
>"I have something important I've been meaning to ask you... do you have some time to chat?"
>>27499188
But anon, this is too funny ;(
>tfw 5'6
>tfw 5'6 and white
Is there anything worse than being a short white male?
My shortest friend is like 5'9.
>tfw 5'4 and white
I'm about 5'4 OP and I have a baby face, I'm 23 and could pass for a 17 or 18 year old in high school.
>>27499112
Same only I can pass for a 15 year old boy
>>27499112
How tall are your parents?
I've always been optimistic even though my life has been utter shit.
But these past few years have really been beating me down day after day. I'm losing hope slowly and it's chipping away. I'm scared that eventually I'll succumb to my suicidal thoughts.
I really never though life could get this fucked up, how people can be so cold, how I can be so cold. I am constantly let down even though I had the lowest expectations I could have.
I really don't even know why i'm typing this out, maybe to clear my thoughts. You're my personal dairy, I don't give shit.
I just guess I want some people to relate to, as fucking pathetic as that sounds.
Don't worry fellow robot. Maybe try watching movies or documentaries that make u contemplate ur existence and philosophies. Makes u wonder, and keeps ur mind away from suicide.
>>27499107
Yeah maybe. I just get into a cycle of self-hatred that is somewhat fucked up, but it's satisfying. Sometimes I can't help it.
I don't help myself.
Optimism gives rise to disappointment through unmet expectations. If you are constantly thinking about how good something is or can be, as soon as that event or idea fails to line up with your perceived perception of that event or idea, you become unhappy because it is not what you had expected.
If you expect to win the lottery and don't, you may feel unhappy because reality did not align with your expectations.
If you participate in the lottery knowing full well you have an incredibly low chance to win and don't win, it's fine because you went in knowing that the most likely outcome was that you would win nothing.
Conversely, if you go into the lottery expecting to win, and you do win money, you may be unhappy if you only win $50, desiring a greater payout; you felt that you did not "win" because the reward wasn't on the same scale that you perceived it to be.
Now, if you go into the lottery expecting to lose, understanding that you are unlikely to win, but walk away with $50 you would be ecstatic. You participated in a game of chance where a payout is unlikely but you beat the odds and got one anyway. You walk away knowing that you now have $50 that you didn't have before. (minus the cost of the ticket of course)
It's all about perception and your interpretation of that perception.
Check out some Stoicism, anon.
http://erickimphotography.com/blog/2013/03/19/3-stoic-techniques-that-can-help-you-gain-tranquility-in-street-photography/
In all honesty how do you shake a girls hand? I had a job interview today for a shit retail job, and the manager offered her hand and I shook it apparently too hard, because she made a sound and backed away.
So seriously how should u shake a girls hand?
The same way you shake a mans. They want equality so give it to them OP, the next time you see a woman just shake the shit out of her hand.
>>27499251
this
talk really loudly to be assertive too
Firmly but softly.
Don't shake it like a man. They're not men.
>FTW porn is actually better than real sex
>lost my virginity
>25 years old
>Was arkward the entire time
>AFter like 20 mins i got comfy
>(Didnt have any problems)
>Hard the entire time
>Tried every position
>Super surprised i didnt cum in 2 mins
>Smell, not bad, but can smell it
>Had worries of condom breaking
>Had worries of contracting STD
Sex just isnt even that good
>Spent the last 247s thinking paranoid what if im a chad now?
Feel awkward to the girl i lost my V card to
>TFW ill see her tomorrow on the bus
>TFW porn actually is better
>>27498914
I don't think you know what porn is, Anon.
how and where did you meet her?
>>27498914
sex with condom is not that good
When was the last time you experienced something extremely painful? Physically or emotionally.
>Physically
Passed a Kidney stone 2 years ago, wished to die instead of bearing that pain
>Emotionally
When my first gf left me
>>27498753
>>27498833
Had a camera up my dick and in my bladder. I feel you
>>27498833
a kidney stone is a huge fear of mine
did you go to the hospital? I hope they at least gave you something to dull the pain
>see a shitty post
>check the attached filename
>"image.jpg"
Why do the worst posts always come from mobile users?
You can also copy the image location and sometimes get image.jpg
>>27498720
>mobile
Apple devices, you mean.
Because they are usually underage and almost always normalfags.
True robots have desktop computers.
Does anyone feel like sleeping all day so you don't have to do anything?
I sleep to escape reality and all the thoughts my brain gives me. After being awake too long I can't stand to hear my own thoughts and feelings.
>>27498700
I already did that today. I really hope I can fall asleep tonight.
No. I hate sleeping. 5+ hours wasted every single day.
>tfw I take a nap and then wake up with a splitting fucking headache
>>27498678
>tfw you take a nap only to wake up feeling more tired
>>27498678
Brain tumor
>>27498731
Depression
>>27498678
This happens to me every once in a while. I don't think its a brain tumor otherwise I'd probably be dead. It usually happens just before I get sick or if I am dehydrated. Drink more water senpai
>"I haven't seen her anywhere"
>>27498497
>he doesn't avoid his family
>>27498497
You see, your father pushed me out a tree when I was seven and made me a cripple.
Now I live in pain and can't leave the house. He lives a wonderful life and I suffer.
No one wants to marry a poor cripple sweet heart. Now go home.
>>27498497
She touched a nigger and died instantly.
Currently my mummy is yelling at me calling me a quitter because I quit university again. What can I do to BTFO her?
kill yourself and quit real life. That'll show the bitch
>>27498384
Become successful and help her out.
That will really show her.
>>27498384
Tell her the truth
Tell her
"Once upon a time, there was an ugly boy who was thrown out of his village, and hit his melon on a tree. The boy looked up and was amazed by the many beautiful heads growing from the branches. After many tries he found one that fit, and ran back to his village. He became very popular. Life has many doors"
Proceed to back slowly into your room, then kick the door shut and yell "SHAKLAHA"
>tfw bust a nut and it gets on glasses
>>27498363
c-can I lick it off family?
>>27498363
>tfw bust a nut and it gets on my phone
>my phone spazzes out from the electromagnetic currents in my semen and the screen starts turning on and off and the device keeps restarting
>bust a nut and it lands in my facial hair
>5'8"
Why fucking live? Women only care about height. I think I'm going to kill myself.
Fuck me, he did well.
Nigger, you can pull off 5'8". You're not a celebrity or politician.
I'm 5'6". And that's a different story.
And 5'4", again, is an even more different story.
Literaly JUST cuck my actual shit up. Fml
