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What's the lowest IQ board and why is it /pol/?
>>27492178
hello ratooriginal Orange
Excluding /b/ and /soc/
Probably /vp/ or /o/
Let me guess, you just came from /pol/ after getting anally destroyed, did i fucking nail it cuck boy?
This is always the case when someone complains about /pol/ on another board.
What happened to the neet frogposter? Did he have another meltdown and an hero?
desu i hope so senpai
>>27492155
You don't miss him?
He was a halllmark of board culture here.
He killed himself after mommy told him to pack up and get the fuck out of her house
What do I need to be to have a 9/10 gf like this?
How rich do I need to be?
How physically built do I need to be?
How charming do I need to be?
>>27492013
You need to be attractive to her in every way possible, and then make sure she never gets bored of you
>>27492013
once you get her you wont be able to keep her anyway
>>27492065
unless he got her pregnant. then he has a 10/90 chance of staying with her.
>when you go to an interview & the interviewer is black
>>27491829
Why whats wrong with that anon?
Black hr's tend to be not so uptight.
>when you go to an interview and the interviewee is a fat neckbeard
>failing the job interview before you even speak
Racists deserve to be blacklisted. They'd do it to if they coould
Do you like Dominican chicks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW0y-U0vBHs
Yeah, there is a 9/10 domincan qt at work
She only likes black guys though
Maybe I can smash once I get more confidence.
>>27491588
go for it!
I'm sure she'd be open to dating a white guy if you're cool
My favorite brown girls are from Mexico
Can we have a /smoke/ thread?
>I smoke Marlboro Black 100's and cigars
>>27491265
Winston. Red.
I smoke Gauloises rolling tabacco with Gizeh papes and ZigZag filters.
Hahahaha cigarettes. Please die retards.
Are you scared of the future /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY
original message bumper
>robots get so sophisticated that they make the perfect boyfriends
>surge of robot cuck porn
>literal robots get more pussy than us
it will happen mark my words
>>27490900
Have you seen the video where kicks the fucker over? Or knocks the box out of its hands. Those things are going to kill us one day.
Can we have a thread of people getting ass-blastingly fucking mad? Always good for a laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2QL_x1wI0
This and trumpetman are a couple of my favourites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3ts23CE-EQ
This is gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGAQJYIRqQ
>>27490852
>over the rainbow and got stuck
lel
Careful if you use headphones for this next one, the russian rage gets fucking intense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYB4v8uThXc
>you will make someone this fucking mad
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ2JKuIn8Bk
>>27490350
> Dude, vagina clouds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJn03xJ29Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p94_9hpC8NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3mJiK7aTFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HskBv9l8XCM
Listening to these, fampai
>>27490494
pls no honeypot
>his penis is less than 7"
Why are you still trying to find a girl? You'll never be able to please her like a real man, and if you do find one she'll probably cuck you by fucking chad anyway.
The only logical option left is for you to become a trap. You'll get to be a cute girl and maybe chad will fuck you. Seriously think about it, wouldn't everything be easier if you were a trap?
>>27490198
Believe me, if there were any chance I could pass I would become a cute trap in an instant.
>6"
Fucking kill me now
originaru
LOL my dick is bigger than my boyfriend's and he'd never pass for a girl.
>"Oh wow, Anon look! It must have been snowing like this for an hour at least. It's lucky we didn't go out after all. Hey. I have an idea. I mean, if you want to. How about we dress up as warm as we can and go for a nice walk, and then we get back we can take a hot bath and I'll cook us something warm? How does that sound? Ok, come on! Ah I get so excited when it snows. It always reminds makes me feel like a little girl again!"
>"Please don't push me away Anon. I want to be with you. Why won't you accept that? I know you find it hard to believe that people want to be around you but I'm not willing to allow you to spend your whole life trapped and isolated because you see so little value in who you are as a person. I wish more than anything that you could just for a second see yourself through my eyes, because then you'd realize how much there is to love about you and how much I love you for that reason."
>"Hey, I had a great time today Anon. It was nice to finally get to know you, I still can't believe how long we've been talking. It feels like we haven't stopped all day! Oh. Why are you waiting at the gate? I thought you were going to walk me to my door? I mean I'd like to say goodbye properly if you wouldn't mind."
"But it's raining! Oh Anon, don't pressure me like this you know I'll give in! Okay okay, I'm coming. But we're going to get soaked, you know that right? If I wasn't so hungry I'd tell you to take a hike, you know that right! Wait. Before we go outside. When we get back we are running the bath all the way to the top and sitting in there until the water gets cold, alright mister!"
Where did all these fucking normies and teenage newfags come from? They seem to have flooded here all of a sudden within the past year and especially within the past few months. I just wish they'd all fuck off back to red.dit or tumblr or where ever the hell they spawned from.
Why must normies swarm like locusts to defile our safe haven?
Wow that's a nice frog! Where you get it from!?!?!?!?!?! :^0
It's all that Oregon shooters fault.
I think it was last year when pepe reached the number one spot on the reddit frontpage.
You instantly have the ability to control minds
What do?
make all my professors pass me with As so I don't have to go to my classes.
>get money
>get free stuff
>get a cabin in the woods
>get 50 gfs
>do nothing but fuck them all the time and do whatever i want for the rest of my life
That's pretty much it.
Drive Chads to suicide en masse
You know that:
> Most marriages end in divorce.
> Most of those are terminated by women
> Married men have less freedom, money and sex
Why mi amigos, why?
>>27486259
Engaged to be married here. Its pretty simple I love him and want to spend the rest of my life with him. He has more opportunity and freedom now. He's got someone who will always back him up, if we got divorced I would be paying him alamony lol
>>27486437Fuck off, straight men only.
When I was younger, I thought when men said "Don't get married" it was a joke, it surely couldn't be bad to form a family with a loving wife right?
Well loving wifes don't exist, they love your money, they love your power, they love your status. They don't love you. When you lose your money, power and status, when you're at your lowest point, that's when they ditch you for someone else, take half of your shit as well the kids and your dog.
Who /not really a robot/ here?
I just come for the memes and porn
I'm so medicated that I can't be depressed anymore so I've progressed to seminormie. I mostly come here for laughs.
Might as well try to salvage this bait thread. For anyone who actually responds
>>27482157
Im just trying to learn some robot culture mate
