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What do you do when you feel lonely and nobody gives a shit about you or is even aware of your existence and everyday is the same old routine and your family is manipulative assholes and you don't have any friends or a girlfriend and you don't have anybody to talk to or confess your feelings that you've been hiding inside for years and years and it hurts to the point that you don't even feel like talking about anything because its boring and it makes you feel bad about yourself and your life and it will probably make the other person hate you and think you're a fucking loser and you have no motivation to do even the most basic things like taking a shower or studying and you can clearly see that you have no future and you'll probably end up killing yourself because it seems like the only way out of this increasing torture and frustration?
You go outside
Not just literally, but figuratively as well
well
have you tried being yourself
>>27493411
You described my life. I dont know what its like to have any other kind of life. There is no point in doing anything. I just wait for death most often. Not killing myself because I cant do even that. Just waiting.
At what age do females stop chasing after Chad?
>>27493402
When they die.
they're always after a Chad, it's just their body and face goes to shit by the age of 30 and they can't get them anymore, so they become bitter and settle for betas
>>27493472
This.
Literally until they day that they can't score with them because the other girls are younger and prettier.
>ordered some oatmeal from a cafe to eat for breakfast tomorrow through a food delivery app
>realize it's almost 9 PM (they close at exactly 9 PM), which means they'll probably make it, but spit in my food for making them work past hours, and that they may continue to spit in my food after that because I made them work past hours that one time
>try to call in to cancel the order, but the woman from the food service said the order has already been placed
>plead with her to try because I feel bad and don't want them to work past hours
>she says she'll check in
>looked at food delivery app
>order hasn't been cancelled
>it's 9:12
What the fuck do I do, guys?
I do not understand this at all. Ordering cooked oatmeal for delivery through an app? And then keeping it until breakfast the next day?
>>27493567
I can't order in the morning because the delivery will take too long, and the restaurant is far from home.
Also, I have no time to cook.
>>27493399
They won't cook it tonight. It will be cooked, portioned and sent in the morning. It's just a simple add on order no one is going to bat an eyelash.
>being a man is so fucking hard now that unmanly males would rather become traps or trannies to scrape a bit of female privilege
thanks feminism, at least I have video games and anime
>>27493364
Wuts your top10 anime, anon-kun?
>>27493364
Being a man is fucking easy, just do what you want.
>>27493364
Feminism didn't make you a pussy. You didn't stop yourself from becoming one.
>Brand new patient comes into the surgery
>Only moved into the local area this morning
>Doesn't have any medical complaints
>Just quickly popped in to register
>Picks up a registration form
>Wants me to give him a pen
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27493297
ok lad herses the return bonsai here
>try to force a meme
>it doesn't catch on
>try harder anyway
>>27493297
Stop trying to force your shitty meme.
Anyone here drown their feels in drink? If so, what do you drink?
Drunk time is the only time I feel ok, but I hate the actual drinking. Everything I've tried tastes like shit. Maybe I'm not mixing stuff right. Anyway, I'm looking for recommendations.
Currently I'm drinking pic related mixed with coke. Still tastes bad, but I can get it down, it's cheap and available everywhere (the late night cashier girl at Target hates me so much), and it's got a pretty high alcohol content.
Bonus points for things that:
1. Have high alcohol content.
2. Don't taste like rubbing alcohol (maybe fruity girly drinks?)
3. Is easy to mix or requires no mixing.
You have to mix drinks. I'm about to hit the liquor store desu ty.
Here's my recipe
Pineapple syrup/juice , cold pressed.
Coconut rum
Blueberry pomegranate juice.
Half cup of ice, fill it halfway with rum, then add pineapple juice and top off with blueberry drank.
nikolai 100 proof, $16 a handle
cheap vodka is a staple of life
>>27493334
Well, I guess I'll give this a try. Thanks.
>tfw no comfy steam friend to talk with everyday
post id
>You have been muted for 2 seconds,
i hate this original comment thingy
do you have a qt voice?
zdtk
>>27493174
>>27493260
>>27493290
Its because you are a pathetic loser
I am a relatively attractive twink who wants to be a trap. My problem is that I live in a really shitty country.
Do you think I could marry someone in the West for citizenship and a place to stay? If so, then how would I find someone?
I'll marry you, you faggot. But you better have the funds to emigrate. :^)
>>27493192
Where are you from future husband? And how much do I need?
>>27493172
Despite what mainstream media might imply, you will never be seen as a woman in the western world and will never receive the types of benefits that actual women receive. You won't have as much value as a normal woman. It'll actually probably be a fairly hard life for you. Trannys are technically allowed to exist in the u.s., but they will always be discriminated against here. Trannies are the absolute bottom of the social totem pole no matter where you live. Sorry bro. I'd recommend just being a faggot rather than trying to pretend that you're something you're not (a woman).
How do you come to grips with the fact you'll never be as awesome as your ancestors?
My ancestors fought in the Spanish Civil war, and they fought for the Spanish Empire
I'm a borderline NEET looking for IT jobs
My ancestors were pig farmers in Russia. I think I'm doing at least a little better than them besides being a literal faggot.
>tfw elliot-tier hapa
>my chinese ancestors were a legendary family of generals in the song dynasty
>my white ancestors were vikings
>even my grandfather fought in ww2 with malaria against the japs and is now almost 100 and healthy as fuck
>i'm a pathetic failure and i'm probably going to kill myself soon
just fuck me up
my ancestors were the rulers of portugal and egypt
now i'm conquering america and europe with the rest of my moor-blooded bretheren
Why is reddit such a happier and more social place than 4chan?
Because 4chan is full of virgin racist neckbeards
>>27493121
/thread pretty much
>>27493089
4chan is anonymous, so if you act like a racist, sexist asshole or say creepy shit, there's no consequences.
things normies say:
>at the office
>"ughhhhh... I got so little sleep last night"
>*puts head on table*
>"what time did you go to sleep?"
>11
>not staying up every night contemplating how pathetic you are and all the ways your future could get worse
>>27492907
>tfw haven't slept earlier than 4:30am for the past 4 days
to contribute to the thread:
>i have ocd xdddd i like it when things are neat and tidy xdd look at these satisfying gifs for ocd people xddddddddddd
>i prefer playing cod to going to the club with chad and stacey lol i'm such a loser xd
>I haven't gotten laid in like a month! This is awful!
Who else /hoards/ here?
>tfw my room is full of crap that I should throw out but I feel like I might might need it in the future
I don't have room for this stuff but I don't want to get rid of it.
Everyone I live with is a hoarder and it drives me fucking nuts. It's the digital age for fucks sake. You need a computer, an internet connection, a few changes of clothes, a decent skillet and a few other kitchen utensils. That's it.
nope, I'm a complete minimalist. my dad is a hoarder and a collector, it disgusts me so I went the other way. if something doesn't have a use I throw it out
>>27493199
>>27493298
Same. I hate owning stuff. It feels all cluttered and dirty. I live in a very small studio apartment that's basically an empty room with a pad and blanket on the floor, my laptop and phone, and a few hard drives. I like knowing that I can fit my life in a bag or two and walk away.
We're really alienating the OP here. Sorry.
My mother is torturing me, I feel like such a slob driving a 2005 Chevy cobalt while other men drive BMWs. She negates to buy me one.
It is an injustice, a crime. I long to drive an upper class car on my college campus.
get a job you fucking faggot then you can have whatever car you want, you ungrateful shit
11 year old cars better than no car at all .
>>27492912
I have one you foul beast as a lifeguard, women constantly admire me for it. But I only get paid 12 dollars an hour to look at an empty pool while on my phone.
>penis that won't puncture your uterus
>doesn't get fat
>talks in a funny accent
>will carry your shopping bags while you carry his credit card
Why aren't you dating an Asian man, white fembots?
I only met one and he was cho-level socially retarded and stabbed people constantly with writing utensils for slighting him.
That kid scared the daylights out of me.
>>27492927
True. Maybe next century, then.
>>27492927
You've only met one Asian man ever?
Huh.
>wants to draw
>can't find program that lets you draw without paying 80$ upfront
>can't pirate anything because it's impossibru to find
Krita
Just use The GIMP, dude.
http://gimp.org/
>>27492852
th-thank you
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