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I have no idea what I'm doing. Help robots
She's an objective 9/10 and I'm losing my spaghetti
>>27488404
Don't mind me but I find you really funny. Not idea for where your conversation should head though..
>>27488430
And may I steal the "does this mean we're dating now" as pickup line?
>>27488404
>I'll take that as a yes ;)
oregano
>met up with girl from /soc
>some days later dicks fucked up
What the fucks happening to my dick? She promised me she was clean.
>>27488193
Ouch. I have nothing else to add here.
serves you right for being a filthy normalfag
>>27488193
You have herpes dude, sorry, that is 100% herpes.
Why would you ever trust a girl from /soc/?
ITT fembots post creepy shit our brothers did to us when we were little
>Be 9
>Taking shower
>13 year old Bro comes in
>Says mom said he was supposed to wash me
>Feels me up all over
>Came in my hair
>Didn't realize what happened until a few years later
That's hot.
Did he molest you any other times?
Your brother seems based to be honest.
10/10 would hang out with
Am I a bad person for fantasizing about having a much older brother to do that kind of thing? I'm an only child.
hurry please meme me NOW
WHATRE THOOOOSE XD
>>27488073
I will meme for you OP. Not for anyone else, but, for you
>>27488073
deez nuts !!! HAH!! godim!!
things women judge men for:
>height
>dick size
>baldness
all things they cannot control^
things men judge women for:
>weight
>behavior
>clothing
^all things they can control, sometimes without any effort whatsoever
I'll judge a girl by her dick size and baldness
>>27488017
>implying men dont judge women on looks, including tits, ass and facial features
Good joke there
>>27488017
The full-length list has a lot of overlap.
Fembots.
Do you love your dad?
Is your dad an active part of your life?
Is he protective of you?
Does he approve of your choice in boyfriends?
Yes to all four.
My dad and I get along very well and share a few hobbies so we have stuff to do and talk about. I text him and my mom every day in a group chat.
When I was a kid he told me that all men were either pigs or snakes and that if I wanted to date I should be careful. So I never dated as a teen and focused on friends and school. After I was a few years into college I met a guy I liked and introduced him to my dad, and they got along very well. The guy and I broke up after a few years and my dad sent him a text thanking him for being good to me.
Yes to all the questions. As long as I only date well-off white men, he is happy.
>>27487989
What hobbies are those?
>>27487999
What about white men who aren't well off?
![tumblr_inline_nt0vb5equP1spsojg_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KZSoIlG.jpg "tumblr inline nt0vb5equP1spsojg 500[1]")
What's the proper response when a girl says "You're cute." A girl said this to me today with a laugh after I fumbled something up but played it off as funny, all I could muster was "um, thankyou".
>>27487907
You're cute too
Means a lot coming from someone as cute as you
Not as cute as you are
Just give her a boyish grin, it just works champ.
I would say he should say something nice in return or at least engage in playful banter (assuming he likes the girl or they are friendly).
I told a robot he was cute last night and he was like... uh... okay. I know he's attracted to me but it made me feel super awkward and I had to leave the Skype call.
>I'm a pathetic retard
>hurr durr my social anxiety prevents me from talking to people online.
>reeee I'm awkward towards online robots trying to be friends
>why don't I have any friends
>but I can easily talk to people on 4chan to explain this?
On top of fucking killing yourselves why don't you retards stop being pussies and man up?
haha gottem duude lolz
I hope all these retards die
lol really funny lol
>literally getting denied the happines of childhood by chads and normies
>noone gives a shit about people that have problems because they are not fun to hang around with
>literally getting told we are human trash until we believe it ourselfs
>lel wth is wrong wit u bro just B urself :----DDDDDD lolololol stopp the hate XDxXdDxXDD
FUCK NORMIS, hate the one and only thing that drives robots! You are not a normie if you go to the gym, you are not a normie if you have a well paying job. It's your attitude towards other humans that makes you a robot. Stopp hating yourself and start hating other people again. Beta? Why the fuck am I supposed to be beta? Fuck whores, fuck Dickheads, fuck people that abuse drugs, fuck dumb people, it's not my job to ponder to your expectations. I hate them and I am going to take that hate, horde it, and pull my motivation from it until I am at the top. And then we see who is the fucking loser. Accept the hate. It's the one motivation we got.
That wojk is really trippy lol
sounds like normie rage in denial
youre a faggot
>>27487808
You hate morally bad people? A lot of people do, I wouldn't call them robots
Who /big butt/ here?
>tfw almost underweight and most of my body fat is stored around my hips and butt
>literally pear body shape and I'm a guy
I have very narrow shoulders and big head, literally freak tier.
I feel like less of a man because of my big hips
If there's a god I hate his fucking guts
>>27487732
I have a very big bottom compared to the rest of my body. My ex used to tease me and say I should wear panties. After we broke up, I started to.
I eat black jelly beans
I'm married tbqh
Never masturbated
I am from 3rd world country.
There is literally nothing worse than being ugly.
>>27487604
Being on fire is worse
>>27487604
Indian. you are both ugly and the most hated race in the entire world.
>>27487680
Yeah but you get an arranged marriage
So, it's possible to just be friend with a girl ?
Get me redpilled on this r9k.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/very-real-truths-girls-with-mostly-guy-friends-will-under#.anQgLq7Kb
Of course. As long as you're not a thirsty beta and she's just attractive enough to be seen in public with, but not enough for you to lust after.
>>27487484
I personally don't think I can. Not because of a redpilled resentment of women, but more due to the fact that the girls that I've hung out with are super uninteresting. If we're not going to date or have anything like that then why suffer by hanging out with a person I have nothing in common with when I would rather be alone anyway? I know that it seems weird that one would consider dating a girl under those circumstances but from what I've seen that's usually how it goes.
Not really, because most girls I'm friends with I've wanted to have sexual relations with (hence the reason to even talk to them in the first place.) and if any of them ever offered to have relations I'd wouldn't hesitate.
It's my birthday and here I am...
Happy birthday, maine. How old are you gonna be?
You don't have to answer that.
>>27487439
HAPPY birthday robo man (:
N i love you
>>27487439
DOIN' EVERYTHING I CANHappy Birthday Anon!
>get in shape
they said
>life will be easy when you look good
they said
FUCKING BASTARD LIARS. It's actually worse.
I lost 40 fuckin' pounds.
Keepin' my hair "on point", as bastard normies say.
Started buying decent clothes.
Looking actually good, I must admit.
I used to be an ugly social retard who couldn't speak to people let alone pretty girls. And I used to suffer, because I couldn't.
Now I'm a good-looking social retard who can't speak to people let alone pretty girls even if sometimes they show interest and want to speak to me. AND I SUFFER MORE. Because I could, but won't.
I fuckin' love you all
>>27487427
When you are shit you have the backup plan of fixing yourself and everything will be fine.
When you fix yourself and nothing is fine you get truly depressed, since there is no emergency exit.
>>27487955
That's what happened to me. I fixed everything I could, now I'm just a better looking version of my loser self. Lots of hard work and money for nothing. But hey at least I look good with my shirt off, even though I never even get a chance to be shirtless in front of anyone. Heh heh.......kill me.
ugghhhh, it's a /fit/ builds a straw man just to knock it down episode...
