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>mfw 3.5 inch penis erect
it's ok dude, I have 6 inches and never used it.
Damn man, I'm sorry for ya
>tfw left ball hangs lower than right ball
Lol ur ust mad becuz u can't get laid
Don't shoot up a school now lol
>>27485617
>Don't shoot up a school now lol
you're not the boss of me
>>27485617
This artist is female I'm guessing and pear shaped irl.
>>27485617
u got me
now what?
Somebody once told me
This board was full of roasties
I ain't the biggest flap on this page
She was looking kinda bad
With her pussy torn by Chad
to look like an Arby's sandwich
Well the flaps start flappin
and they don't stop floppin
Show them your beef
and the boners stop poppin
Didn't make sense to fuck roast beef
Makes duck calls when you hear them queef
What's it to you, don't be ass sore
Nothing's wrong with ditching a flap whore
The Arby's scares of all the guys
The wind makes their vagoos fly
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board
It's a sick place, and they blame genetics
But Jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
But the white knights beg to differ
Looking at your hole that looks like roast beef dinner
The cucks we bait, aren't getting it in
The innie virgins are free from sin
Their rage is on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it, FUCK ALL ROASTIE WHORES
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
All roasties are whores
Get the fuck off my board
>It's a sick place, and they blame genetics
>But Jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
nice nice
i enjoyed this
origineller kommentar
Someone voice this and upload it
why do females seem to think literally any guy is preferable to me? I have the best personality
there isn't even a poster on the internet more epic than me. it's just that I'm so unappreciated because it requires true insight to see. every post I make is good. it's just buried in so many levels of irony that some sad 19 year old retarded airheaded liberal slut thinks that when she uncovered the first layer that means she's solved the puzzle
dumb whores.
>I have the best personality
>dumb whores
heh
damn
B R U T E S
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Well meme'd my friend, but I think most of this board is entirely aware that they're worthless pieces of shit. The problem at hand is that they believe most women are just as shitty as them or even worse, hence women should go for something around *their* level instead of "chads".
What does R9K think of this movie?
I fucking love it
It is a good movie, has the classic anti-hero.
>>27485363
One of my favorite movies senpai
>>27485363
>tfw wear a military jacket with aviator glasses
>have his hair sort of just blonde before he shaved it off
who /masochist/ here
show me pics of you hurting yourself
let's entertain each other
>>27485341
Cringey af desu lad
let's see some blood
Sup queers?
AMA
Fulfill your civic duty, entertain the Chad.
Ribbits don't be scared
first and most importantly, ima need the pasta
>>27485271
>not just leaving your drink in the kitchen
>using flash when there is enough light in the room
>purposely taking a body shot for attention
>propping herself up to appear "curvier"
why are women such shit
>lunchtime
>mom asks what do I do in my room all day
>"you're not studying, you're not working, so what do you do?"
>"n-nothing"
To be fair, lazy mums are no better than NEETS
It almost seems like a weird concept to people.
>>27485247
You're programming the next billion dollar Internet startup and would appreciate if she didn't break your concentration.
Just get one of those animated desktop backgrounds that's the glyphs from The Matrix.
Are there /r9k/ approved vehicles?
Want to buy my first car.
>>27485196
mazda miata
Nothing. Cars are for normies.
Some guy is going to come in and tell you how motorbikes is for superior beings
Daily reminder that even if you make it to the top in every aspect in life, you'll still be depressed with a chance of snapping out at any second and demolish whatever you had going for you.
i wanna bump this thread but benoit had too many of them
>>27485130
Benoit was framed by Kevin Sullivan and the Dungeon of Doom.
>top in every aspect in life
'pro' wrestlers are the circus freaks of the modern world.
who /shitsthemselves/ here? embarrassing stories thread GO! come on guys give me some good stroies :P
get cucked lads xD
>pic unrelated lol xD
>go to store
>get cucked
> ohfuck.jpeg
>what am i gonna do XD
>>27485124
>be me
>15 years old
>dont watch horror movies often but go and watch one with qt girl
>just watched some horror movie and the main antagonists (goblin like creatures) eat a dudes ass from the toilet
>cant sleep
>refuse to go to toilet
>end up sleeping
>wake up and ive shit myself
>ohfuckme.jpeg
>still refuse to go to toilet
>shitting myself about 2 times a week for the month
>hiding soiled undies in autistic brothers draw
>mum is searching our room for the smell and realises that they are my undies and not brothers
>ohdoublefuck.mp4
>never lived it down
>still known as skidmark
was shitting your pants apart of your plan?
this thread is dope af!
>bump
Reminder to treat women like children.
Women are never held accountable for their actions right?
>>27485122
Reminder to think every man is a pig and animal.
Do you understand blaming others won't help you to survive in life?
>>27485427
Look at this mad roastie, hahahaha
>>27485427
objectively wrong
we are self aware so we arent animals
pigs are also animals
on the other hand, you cant argue women are children
my 54y old mother throws tantrums when things dont go her way
ask a chad anything you gigantic cucks.
interesting bait
>15 year old fat kid
>Chad
Lol wat
Why are you pretending to be a Chad?
>he doesn't browse 4chan on amphetamine
>he can't solve captcha on acid
>mfw op is high on amphetamines
>>27485014
IV coke but still up
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513544/Bridesmaid-31-hanged-struggling-cope-seeing-friends-married-failed-partner.html
>A bridesmaid struggling to get over a break-up while all her best friends were getting married died when a 'cry for help' attempt to take her own life accidentally succeeded, a coroner ruled.
>Friends and family knew at the time that she was desperate to follow all those closest to her by settling down to marry.
>However, she was single and said to have been finding it difficult to move on from a previous relationship that ended five years earlier.
>"But I can't find the right KIND of man!"
>Literally kills herself
Fucking hell. A woman wouldn't last one hour if they were transported into a robot's body.
>a 'cry for help' attempt to take her own life accidentally succeeded
Why is it always a 'cry for help' when a woman tries to kill herself? Seems more like a 'cry for attention' to me.
Stupid bitch.
>>27484893
She could have just reduced her standards and dated a less desirable men.
If robots killed themselves because they can't get some japanese idoru there wouldn't be anyone posting on this board.
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