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Where were you on September 11th, 2001?
Do you remember that day clearly?
Does anyone have any interesting personal stories?
I was in 3rd grade, and I remember some kid telling me it was 911 day, or national police day, and I thought that was interesting. It wasn't until later that day when my dad picked me up early from school that I learned of what had happened.
I don't think I really realized just how devastating it was until about a year later around the first anniversary.
I was still in kindergarten at the time, all I remember is that we fullevacuated the school because I lived in DC at the time
Fuckin your mom faggot
>be me playing with toys
>mom comes in
>"tower is kill"
>"no"
Post your feels and how your life is going
life is pretty gud now desu
getting laidhas become so much easier now that im in (better) shape
how about you anon
How about no, non whites cant be robots. Blacks for one were kangz and shit.
>>27482462
>tfw too white for spics
>tfw too brown for whites
>tfw failed college
>tfw too autistic to get a job
>tfw hate living with my parents but can't leave home>tfw gay
>tfw parents will hate me for it
Quick tell me what activities to do the week-end when you're a normie.
My co-worker will come soon and ask me what I have done this week-end
Clubbing or marathoning shit tv shows like Walking Dead or Game of Thrones via Netflix. Those are pretty much the two normie activities. Or maybe you went to see that new capeshit movie, I don't know.
I went driving around with a friend of mine on saturday, then crashed at my other friends place till about 6 in the morning when i had to come back home for easter breakfast. Then later that day i went over to my friend Jakes house and drank some smirnoff and played some xbox. then today i had to relax for a little bit, then went to see batman vs superman. after that, I got bored and went bowling with jake again and then i went home to just chill.
>>27482401
What tv shows do you like senpai?
AAAAHH *YAWNS*
Good morning robots! What a beautiful day it is to be a NEET, I hope you all have a great day today. Let me know what you plan on getting up to.
Gotta go though, finding it hard to breathe with this wagecucks gf on me!
See you all later!
>>27482365
To be fair, a parasitic lifestyle IS one of the key traits of psychopathy. And psychopaths have vastly more active sex lives than most people.
So, a NEET fucking other people's girls isn't all that unrealistic.
>>27482389
>psychopaths have vastly more active sex lives than most people
Is that why gays are hypersexual and show no remorse for their evil ways?
>>27482459
...uh...
What are you talking about?
>first chance at sex after being a 21 yr KV
>realize i have severe porn induced erectile dysfunction
Just kill me, please.
>>27482155
I'm 21 too, so now I am really worried about this, how often do you watch porn and how often do you masturbate?
>>27482219
Not him but 3 or 4 times per day, did I ruined my dick?
>>27482219
I masturbate about 1~2x times a day. I'm very attached to porn, I even have more than 1TB of porn stored, i'll begin to take yourbrainonporn.com seriously, try a nofap and/or noporn and see if things get better. Right now I have some opportunities to get laid but i deny the girls while making excuses because i know i'll not get hard, fuck this gay earth
>that feel when you're crying because she isn't real again
eh, the KS was mediocre anyway
i can't believe people obsess over stupid drawn pictures. how much of a loser are you bro
>Katawa Shoujo came out 4 years ago
>They're still making threads about it on /vg/
This is sad. It wasn't even that good of a VN.Hanako a best tho
i have been swiping everyone like for an hour probly thousands swiped and so far i had 3 matches.
2 not so great looking asians and 1 good looking white girl who unmatched me
update just matched with a black girl not the hottest obviously
>>27481650
>i got tinder plus
i have zero white matches at the moment senpai
>tfw you could fist my ass and I wouldn't even know it
Holding in my farts has ruined my life. I have lost 90% function of my sphincter over the last 7 years. Always held in farts because I thought it would make people not like me. At first it was nice. Then the roids kicked in. Wore a diaper to high school a few times because I'd literally leak blood from my anus and farting was a nightmare. Pretend you're sneezing with a bloody nose, only with fecal matter chunks. I don't know how to train my mind not to hold in my farts. Have to change my bed sheets every night because I poop in my sleep and it seeps out. Every night I notice the smell and sit on the toilet for at least an hour hoping I'm done pooping. I've tried high fiber diets but it only makes the problems worse. I'm forced to do online courses because I've ruined too many chairs on campus. Do you know how people look at you when you poop yourself? Farting is a whole other story. When I do realize there is gas building in my tummy it's too far up there to do anything. My farts aren't too smelly, but fuckk are they loud. I've only had one girl come close to me since all this. Our relationship was the best 2 days of my life. She had IBS and taught me the trip of essentially using a buttplug to cork my anus. This was a very temporary solution as I started urinating blood shortly after. The first time I remember shitting myself was while watching national treasure on a field trip. 150 6th graders all smelled my shit and I had to pretend like I didn't smell anything. I never got to see the ending of the movie. Promise me you'll never hold in a fart again. Please.
hahahaha what the fuck no way this is real
...have you seen your doctor?
Geez dude. Okay. I promise I won't. I have a strange issue where I never spontaneously burp so I fart a lot more than your average person. When I drink I have to stick my finger down my throat to get all the carbonation out of my gut. It makes my eyes water like crazy and sounds like I'm vomiting and I'll do the biggest and most violent belches you'll ever hear. They stink too.
I'm gross.
Have you ever thought about dropping everything and hitchhiking across the country or wherever?
I'm in the prep stages right now, I'm so tired of everything, I hate where i live and i want to go somewhere new where i can start over.
I have zero money so I'll probably be living on the streets, try to work some odd jobs until i can get an apartment.
Yes quite a lot actually. I would go for it if I had a friend to travel with. Someone to keep watch and protect each other from creeps / getting stabbed.
>>27481191
I have, But I would not want to spend what little savings I have. There's no guarantee I could eat/drink/sleep without some sort of income
But yes, the call of the wild is there. Life is just shitty enough to make living on the road look appealing
>>27481191
>Have you ever thought about dropping everything and hitchhiking across the country or wherever?
I thought about this, but the money issue worried me. Plus I have no motivation for anything so would probably die on the streets.
ask a white guy that has an asian gf he fucks mutiple times a day anything.
dont be afraid, cucks.
How do I get an asian gf?
I am white.
>>27481103
do you beat her with the ugly stick or was she born that way?
so why havent you killed yourself yet robots?
>>27480593
Don't really want to feel the pain. Rather die the less painful way.
Gotta wait for my parents to kick the bucket first
>>27480593
Because Trump might maga.
>told girl I was a virgin
>she freaked the fuck out
>been ignoring me since
Don't do it boys. Never fucking do it. Girls fucking hate virgins.
And I thought she a was a sweet girl...
>>27480039
Why would you do that? Also does she look anything like best girl?
>>27480039
she probably thought you were advertising your availability. What was the conversation about?
>>27480039
>>told girl I was a virgin
Let this be an eternal reminder, male virginity is the worst thing to have. Get rid of it ASAP, lie if you have to.
Got them?they are now on a warpath to have primal, flesh slapping, hard n' heavy sex with you; and they will use any powers/ablitys they have to achieve fucking you hard, whether you consent or not.
Who was it /r9k/?did you enjoy it? Did you even survive the sex? Will you need to go to a hospital? Are you going to jail?
>>27479282
Starfire. Wow, thing is I like raven way more. I wish it were raven now.
>>27479282
I knew picking a cute girl would work out.
>tfw don't read anything /co/
>tfw so uninspired I can't think of a single character from anywhere
How did I become so empty?
How do I get a qt, traumatized, useless, virtually retarded Casca gf?
>>27479097
Befriend Chad
Cuck him
Watch as the world cucks him
Do everything to get Chad back to his normal self
Watch Chad get back to his normal self
Realize that Chad was a Chad the whole time
Watch Chad cuck your life up
>not wanting a Schierke to protect
>>27479317
Yeah, but I could only see a witch girl as a daughter, not a gf.
What % of r9k suffers from low testosterone?
I have been seeing so many trap threads and the amount of whining here that makes tumblr seem like a mancave. Fuck you guys must have been born low test.
Have you checked your finger yet? Maybe you weren't even born a man
>>27477485
>suffers
being low test is great, I get to be qt 4 eva
>large number of sexual partners
Can't get much higher than zero amiright
>that feel when index finger bigger than ring finger
Does this mean I'm like mega Chad or something?
