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ITT: post stories that made you fucking cry an ocean as a kid
>be me
>8 year old boy
>as i was walking with my mom, she asked if i wanted a floating balloon
>my fucking dreams came true
>visit shops and stuff like that
i still remember how my mother tied that balloon string around my wrist
>after we get home, i decided to fuck around outside with my balloon
>it wasnt tied on my fuckung wrist
>as soon as i was distracted, the balloon floated up slowly
>SECOND CHANCE HAPPENS AND I RUN UP THE HILL JUST SO I CAN GRAB IT BY THE STRING
>fail miserably because i was a short ass kid
>cried for 7 hours straight
last message from OP to you, lurker.
it was a white balloon that ill never forget
>>27476079
>be 13
>walk into moms room
>she is kill
>an hero'ed
>never realy cried about it
I'll never understand what emotion this frog is supposed to convey
Dumb keroposter
Anon, why you afraid of a strong independent woman? Are you gay?
>>27476045
She doesn't look too strong. I could take her.
cuz they cheat and think being selfish and rude and unloving is the same as being a strong person, when its actually the opposite.
No i'm not affraid of strong independent women. hell i would never be in a relationship with a women that doesn't have dreams or desires to achieve things in life.
I also don't have any problem in dating a woman that's taller than me. In fact...that's sexy as hell. Fucking love tall women.
>spring still hasn't come to this shithole
>skin is dry as fuck
>I'm cutfag
>notice that my fap is feeling weird
>look down at my precum absorption napkin
>it's covered in blood, my penis is bleeding from my foreskin removal scar, skin was too dry and I have a loose cut so I usually don't need lube
>awkwardly hobble into the bathroom with my bleeding cock
>try to wash it, severe pain
>try to bandage it
>severe pain
>combination of pain and coldness causes me to lose my erection
>bandage is slowly ripped off my shaft causing more pain
>penis continues bleeding
>decide to endure it and wait for it to clot
>spend the rest of the day occasionally getting shocks of terrible pain when my cock touches my underwear where I bled from
>3 days later
>STILL CAN'T FAP, EVERY TIME I GET HARD THE SCAB IS BROKEN AND I BLEED AGAIN
REMINDER THAT CIRCUMCISION IS CHILD ABUSE AND THE JEWS CAUSE ALL PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD
>>27475990
>tfw british
>tfw uncut
stay salty amerifats
>>27476029
I MIGHT HAVE LOST PART OF MY DICK BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT LOSING MY COUNTRY TO MUSLIMS
>>27476029
>tfw british
I pity you
>tfw gf's having "girls' night out" again
>tfw she keeps on joking about cheating on me when she goes out with her friends on nights like this
>tfw asked her to stop joking about this but she keeps on doing it
>gf
Stopped reading there you deserve everything
>>27475795
Well, at least you have your gf's son to keep you company while she's out.
>joking
Top cuckhold
>be me
>try to be helpful to next door older lady
>she has an old dell d600 laptop
> no drivers for internet and on xp sp1
> try and be nice and do a fresh install of XP s3
>find all old drivers for laptop
>connect to my wifi and allow her to use it
>show her the ropes a little for basic web and facebook
>cant get to her old pinball game
>curses me and tells her other old friends I fucked her laptop up and gives other neighbors my wifi pass.LOL,why do I even try to be nice,I give up on people.
This is the bullshit I constantly deal with,being social is a very necessary trait.Since Iam that awkward quiet guy people feel the need to shit on me all the time.
That's what you get for helping someone you asshole.
When it comes to computers people will only be happy if they pay for service.
Charge people 10 dollars or a nice meal and they won't bitch at you. It's weird.
>tfw you can't even feel anymore
>crawling in my skin
>these wounds they will not heal
>tfw
>>27475444
Good trips
At least your shipfus love you!
Say it isn't so painful
To tell me that you're
Dissatisfied
Help resolve a dispute I'm having with my wife. Who's right, me or her?
So, I'm not interested in having kids, but she sort of wants them. This means that I'm much more nervous about accidents than her. According to Planned Parenthood, their "best practices" advice to virtually eliminate the risk of pregnancy says to use both condoms AND another form of birth control. Condoms are like 82% effective per year when used alone, and hormonal birth control is like 97% effective per year (in the general population). So that's what I request for my peace of mind, to multiply those two probabilities together.
However, she says that this makes her feel dirty and weird. She says you wouldn't use those standards with a prostitute. I honestly see her point.
So, what should we do? Who's being more unreasonable? Any alternatives? She doesn't want an IUD, and a vasectomy is *probably* too extreme (though I hear they're like 95% reversible). I really, really, really don't want to raise an unwanted child, but am I being overly paranoid?
>>27474899
>GETTING MARRIED WHEN YOU DISAGREE ON THE NUMBER ONE IMPORTANT THING IN A MARRIAGE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH NORMANS
>>27474899
Where the fuck do you think you are? Go back to le reddit fucking normie
Go bareback and then use the coat hanger trick when you find out shes preggers.
Who here hyped for VR?
Me
but i don't think i'll live long enough to experience real VR in my life :(
>>27474855
Waifu age soon. We will become true robots.
The waifu age will be as real as high quality porn games are today.
>Be me
>University starts
>Check out the girls the first day. Find out which one is the hottest
>I obviously wanna fuck her but don't really attempt anything because I don't care that much
>out of nowhere she starts talking to me
>I start getting actually friendly with her and enjoying her company
>Things go fine and progressively she gets more and more close, telling me secrets and kissing me and shit
>I start considering a short break from mgtow to maybe have a short 2 month relationship.
>Today
>We start texting each other, initiated by her
>Conversations goes all around until she is in a position where she tells me she has a boyfriend
>I feel nothing
>Immediately start getting memories of just 2 years ago, the last time I got rejected, and how I cried for entire weeks because of it
>Now I don't even care.
>I was actually invested in this girl and I can't seem to care.
>I'm not crying, I'm not even having to hold my tears
>I feel nothing
>nothing
Is this the world I'll have to live in?
Who else /beyondhumanity/? When did you transcend this plane of existence?
>no feels
>makes thread about it
kill yourself, you ugly dumbfuck cracker
>>27474781
I thought this was fucking /r9k/. Back in 2014 it was great to post this kind of shit here, I saw it all the time then.
How much did things change in just 2 years?
Is everyone as much of a faggot as you now?
Is this the secret /lgbt/ now?
Also
>assuming I'm white
topkek.
>>27474843
I think that guy's point is you clearly feel something, otherwise you wouldnt have made a thread
also the anime girl OP Image looks sad, or disappointed at least
Fembots, how do you dress yourselves when you go out into public? Where do you buy your clothes?
My wardrobe:
>thick wool mens' sweaters
>cardigans
>button-down short-sleeve blouses, often tucked in
>occasionally mens' band t-shirts tucked in
>very rarely women's t-shirts
>long-sleeved denim shirts and two cozy flannels
>black slim pants or chinos pinrolled over my ankles
>cashmere socks, a few fun pairs
>oxfords and brogues in summer
>ankle-height, wooden sole leather boots in winter
>generic autism shoes when exercising and running small errands
>windbreakers
I buy most of my clothing (besides pants, socks, underwear) from thrift shops and occasionally higher-end department stores.
>inb4 some dude comes in and describes typical stacy slutgear
Also, malebots can participate, if they would like. Transbots need not apply, we all know you use scarves to hide your Adam's apple and cheap Walmart clothes because you're not 100% committed to your transition.
>>27474101
>Caring what "Fembots" wear.
Pic related, it's you.
>>27474101
stop encouraging "women" to post here you stupid thirsty faggot
I haven't been on 4chan in 2 weeks
Just passin through a relapse. I'm aiming for 3 weeks next time. See you in the other side robots
I'm trying to do the same but failing. Did you feel better without it?
>>27473855
Ironic. I usually lurk r9k to make myself feel better
>>27473855
I were zombified so I didn't want to kill myself as much
>>27473877
Me too
Some robot always has it worse than you.
>tfw I have eye rolling orgasm
>tfw if I ever have sex I'll either pass out or die
Feels good and bad at the same time man.
Masturbation and sex feel different. Sex isn't always better.
>>27473661
I don't know about other robots but I explicitly get off to PIV sex. I just need to think about it sliding in and out to nearly climax.
I mean if you've masturbated long enough eventually you know what gets you off and how you can incorporate that during sex.
>>27473661
Retards who say sex is like masturbation or worse are either trying to keep people from trying to get laid or having the shittiest, most emotionless garbage sex on Earth. Sex is fucking intense when you're with someone you have serious affection for (and vice versa).
>see two anons talking to eachother
>impersonate as one of them and continue the conversation but take it to a negative tone
>other anon gets upset
holy kek I found the purest form of shitposting
>samefagging your own thread with multiple different opinions and typing patterns until it takes off
>literally cucked a guy out of an online gf
we broke up pretty quick but damn that felt satisfying
>>27481816
i have an online gf and that's my worst fear
i'd probably do it too though
ITT: pokemon that would be robots
smeargle is based though
I don't play these games anymore but will Dunsparce have a mega evolution in the next game?
also a contender
Why do girls this hot do porn? Couldn't she just easily marry some rich guy and live a comfortable life?
She can take miles of nigger dick on camera and still marry a rich betabux. Then continue taking miles of nigger dick despite being married.
>>27480833
Because she cant fight her biological urges to become a whore, women were genetically wired to take cock. I mean look at prostitution, it's one of the worlds OLDEST professions/
>>27480833
She isn't very attractive. Rich guys like proper Stacies with attitude, not flat teens.
