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friendly reminder that if you vote for Trump, you're also voting for a gross Jew dick cumming inside your ass.
A hundred percent. A THOUSAND percent.
We will stand by Israel.
If you vote for anyone other than trump, you are voting for 12 jew dicks up your butt
>>27482394
>>27482408
Don't worry, goyim. You get fucked by the jews no matter who you vote for.
Does it bother you that every female you know and meet that is at least a 5/10 has nude images and videos of themselves on the internet?
How is anyone supposed to take women seriously?
it really is depressing times op
i just want to fucking die. i don't belong in this world
>>27482332
>Does it bother you that every female you know and meet that is at least a 5/10 has nude images and videos of themselves on the internet?
None of the women I know do.I know because I'm actively searching for them.
>>27482421
>he isn't a member of the secret chads' nudes webring
>tfw no deep web bf
I have nothing better to do wanna be my gf?
>tfw no tomoki poster gf
5
>tfw kissing in bed with qt bf
>>27482353
>>27482476
Epic
>it will never be 2001 again
good. this shit is taking long enough as is it.
>tfw half the board these days was in diapers in 2001
>>27482253
I know how you feel.
200rigina1
Hey robots
I have the smog check coming up in May. California.
The mechanic I go to offered to set me up with a catalytic converter for $430 (parts and labor).
I'm hoping it's an electrical issue that'll cost less to fix.
As far as I can tell, my car is fine but the check engine light stays on. It's been the same error code each time I've checked. P0420 "Catalyst System Efficiency Below Threshold (Bank 1)"
Everyone I've taken the car to for different reasons never mentions my car's sensors or potential for electrical problems.
I should just take the deal, huh? What would you do?
get a new converter. below threshold means it's not working properly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HADOcrcMikA
>>27482017
>>>/o/ will be better than r9k.
>>27482017
Diesel/Car apprentice here OP
What fuel have you been using for your car OP Have you changed any of your oxygen sensors and have you done any engine work in the past?
Also if your ever gonna get your car repaired Its usually better to buy the parts yourself that way they can't jip you with the part prices
Am I the only one who goes back and forth between hating Elaine and loving her? Sometimes her shallowness pisses me off and other times it's endearing, I think it depends on how her hair looks during that episodetfw no Elaine gf.also Seinfled thread
>favorite episode?
>favorite character?
>least favorite character?
>favorite episode?
The episode with the puffy pirate shirt/George was a hand model
>favorite character?
George
>least favorite character?
Uncle Leo
Nigga they're all shallow as fuck, except Kramer maybe. But damn, every time I catch a Seinfeld rerun on tv she just gets hotter and hotter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZMkJRNTeI0
>favorite episode
The Hamptons or The Fusili JErry
>favorite character
George
>least favorite character
Susan
Also, most underrated episode? I'd say The Stranded
>She told me she wants me to make love to her
>>27482077
JERRY! HELLO!
ORIGAMI COMMENT
/r9k/ discord
https://discord.gg/0usRVAc069eSREak
>not using discord
>2016
Fuck circumsision editon
bump
originilla comment
>>27480385
what the fuck is that thing on his dick?
this comment was not original kek
>>27480606
Angle calibrator, it's for gradually fixing a bent shaft
Why are they so degenerate?
Because nobody stops them until it's too late.
>>27478772
>Why are they so degenerate?
feminism won.
>>27480087
>that picture
i am disgusted.
Hello /r9k/,
Can anyone here play an instrument or sing? Record yourselves on vocaroo and rate other anons! And most of all, have fun. I'll be rating everyone in the thread.
>>27483844
>OP doesn't post himself
faggot
>>27483881
That's because I can't play any music, I like listening to other people though. I used to make these threads a lot last year.
>>27483894
Here then
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XlkbhzVT5f
Are single gender schools a bad idea for kids?
Yes. It literally turns kids gay and it mystifies the opposite gender for them.
>>27482481
Guys perform worse when there are no women around so no.
>>27482504
It only turns girls gay. Guys from those schools usually end up straight.
There is no one uglier than me on this board. I get rated 4/10 on soc which is lower than the rating they give to obese people with acne and in the pictures you don't even see my rosacea which puts me another 2 points down so I am effectively a 2/10
Care to PM me ugly pics?
I've been rated a 4/10 on /soc/ as well, i am Slavic.
>>27479882
The rate my face threads? They called me a 4/10. They said I was fat and ugly and said I should get /fit/. So I did, I lost 50 pounds and have noob gains with lifting. They'll rate me 5.5 now on a good day. And then the people they rate 6.5-7's have that shitty justin bieber shaggy hair look. Their rating system is broken, the whole thread is a giant circle jerk where people going for the same hipster look say that they're all beautiful and call anyone who dares to deviate from it 5.5 or worse. Fuck them. Seriously, fuck them. I look kickass in a tight shirt now and my face is fine, but they'll always call me a 5.5 or worse because they need to put people down. They're bullies.
I miss the old Internet.
>>27478705
That photo makes me weep for a time I never even knew
I don't. Fuckin' hell...Once i spent 1 or 2 months downloading the fucking videoclip of Stan from Eminem on Kazaa.
The internet might be full of trolls and shit, but at least i can can download the complete sopranos series in hd in half an hour
>>27478705
>windows XP
>a little more than a decade ago
>old internet
>>27478778
>a time I never even knew
what da fugg, pic related
What is the shyest thing you've ever done?
>>27478455
>What is the shyest thing you've ever done?
I think shy things are more what did you NOT do than what have you done
I havent talked to people enough to make friends during college, I havent talked to people enough to make friends during high school... I havent interacted with people enough
>>27478455
I can't go grocery shopping because I'm afraid of talking to the cashier
Really anything that involves talking to strangers beyond a simple "hello" or "good morning" I can't do
>>27478455
I misread a part of a book out loud in the 4th grade and cried for the rest of the class
Where do you robots fall in the hierarchy?
Gamma Positive myself.
Fellow gamma positive.
>>27476683
>>27476982
>gamma positives
>>27476683
Omega positive reporting for duty.
I've been playing pokemmo for two weeks straight, Haven't seen the son in months and i woke up 3 hours ago.
Feels good man.
Mouthbreathers, raise your hands!
Who /mouthbreathing/ here?
everyone breathed at least once in their life through the mouth, go back to /b/
>>27474206
you're retarded. seriously.
>>27474229
oni-chan le reddit is le funny xdd lelelel
