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>girl is 5'2 feet tall
>"I only like tall guys"
Bitch, a tenth grader is taller than you.
Why are women such daft cunts? They would rather look like a circus freak show with their SO instead of dating an average height male.
>>27485971
That niggerbitch looks like a man.
>>27486009
She's probably a manlet who decided to become a trap as a last resort at loosing his virginity.
If women like tall guys so much why can't I date 10 year olds?
>a moderator on 4chan can view the post history for your IP adress and gain a more accurate mental and physiological profile of you than anybody you've ever known in your life
Think about the power this complete stranger has, anon. They're not even public figures, unlike moot or Hiroyuki.
You didn't elect them to be there , yet they can view every single opinion, heart-to-heart, emotional outpour, shitpost and breakdown you've had in this timesink of a void.
Who are they?
My best friend said this guy controls everything
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This will be my entire defence in court. I'm positive at least 80% of my total posts have been ironic shit posting but I'd be fucked if they held it against me
Yyeeah except my IP adress changes everytime I reboot my router which is everyday. That "profile" might look really funky. I've suffered other peoples bans, seen some (you)'s who werent me and so on.
Those that do have the same IP, would be very interesting people to study. From their weird shitposts to their rants and ever changing opinions.
do any girls play this game? where can i find them? i haven't found one girl who legitimately likes it. it's either WoW or Skyrim instead.
I'll bite; ahem- call of duty
I know a girl that is a diablo 3 addict
>>27485808
what difference would it make if a girl played Dark Souls or not
legitimate question
This is a thread for us to organise our lives and plan to have a productive day
Anyone else want to join me? I'll post later as I tick stuff off the list
Mine's like this
>learn for uni
>meet friend
>do stronglifts after 5 days break
I hope I succeed, at least I'm already on my way to the learning rooms
>>27485622
saving this bread
Level 33 of what
I wanna complete level 33 too
>have comfy wageslaves jobs
>still manage to find time for dating
>occasionally play STEAM games
>occasionally post on Reddit, Quora or stackexchange to increase their karma count
>go on charity runs/marathons during the weekend
>take vacations to let off steam and then come back to enjoy their wageslave work
>>27485193
i can do it because I'm not a fucking retard and I have some motivation
Unlike depressed robots, normies have normal energy levels.
>>27485193
I don't get what you are trying to say. Are you doing those things or the normies?
I've never been this angry in my life. Fuck women and their dumb needs.
How does this make you feel?
>>27485177
they can be nice but you just can't let yourself get hurt or used by women
part of that is not thinking with your dick
with your pic as an example, that guy was definitely thinking with his dick and he got himself hurt for it
look out for number one, that means look out for yourself
>talk to girl online
>like talking to that girl
>she gets engaged to her boyfriend
>you get mad at her/at life
How fucking socially retarded and delusional can you be?
>>27485177
DELETE THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why don't lesbots do robots a favor and take their virginity? It'd be like a fag fucking his horny friend or something. Entirely meaningless. Technically not even considered sex.
>>27485040
jesus christ, fat girls are so disgusting
>>27485040
>What women do to lose their virginity.
I don't know anon, it's a hard question sorry.
I will see if I can think of a yuri fanfiction to write it off for you so you can enjoy later.
>>27485040
liz is that you? very original comment pls no ban
Feels thread
>tfw i got kicked out from the military truck school
>tfw i will get fired
I'm sorry about that feel anon, my feel is in 6 weeks I'll be a 25 y/o NEET
sorry to hear lad, I hope things turn out for you
>my depression keeps me up at night
>thinking
>all my insecurities and my chances that I once had
>ponder upon the fantasies of made up dreams and circumstances if I had tried to apply myself
>realizing I am now a grown man among many with open eyes of how the world truely is
>no friends or women
>feel comfortable talking to myself now
>literally hold conversations with myself and laugh at my own jokes and such
I dont hear voices or anything but just the act of verbally speaking things like practically an imaginary friend except my friend is me.
>tfw i'm a failure, am useless, and not even sure what it'd be like to be happy/content with life
>be god
>randomly come into existence one day (or exist before time)
>decide to create everything because why the fuck not
>2 humans did something bad so sacrifice my son and punish all of humanity
>make every possible vice extremely addicting and make sure humans by nature will want to do it
>if they do I will punish them for all eternity
>create entire civilisations that were in the wrong place or time to hear about Christianity and basically send them to hell
>all of this I do knowingly
>but I love you
How do people even believe this shit?
>>27484552
Because some people aren't children and understand human nature better than some fedora tipping manchild.
>>27484552
*tips hat*
Origenol comment
>not revering nature and the all encompassing void
Why haven't you lost weight yet?
I'm 5'8" 193lbs.
Do I need to lose weight?
I've lost about 4kg this month
I previously went from 125kg down to 100ish about 10 months ago. I'm reasonably happy with how I'm going now, it feels much more sustainable than the "just don't eat much at all" strategy I used last time
I haven't been weighed in almost 2 years, I'm somewhere between 150-175
>hoodie season is almost over
Hoodie season has been over since the 20th
>>27484082
>i'll still be wearing my hoodie in the summertime because i have bitch tits
I fuckin feel you m8
>entire family cheering that 1/7 days you can sit outside
>tell me I can finally go sit outside with them because it's warm
>I've been telling them I hate warm weather for 4 years
Why don't they fucking listen
Was being a friendless loser that will never know how it feels to be loved part of your plan?
>>27483903
It actually was.
>>27483903
I think so yeah. I knew it was my destiny pretty early on.
>>27483903
No it really wasn't
Let's bring it right back down to the basics. Why aren't you getting laid /r9k/?
>>27482980
i have a hard time getting laid with just anyone, i want to know the girl (i want to love her, i want to marry her)
sex is sacred and if you dont treat it as such you will always be retarded and unfulfilled.
>>27482980
because no qtfembotgf to cuddle with
>>27483004
Where do you live
originalllldesu
What's her/his name, robot?
I feel pathetic for having a Oneitis, I don't want to go on, but I've convinced myself being with her was the only way to live and now she's gone, because I told her to go,
I'm fuckign stupid,
Post oneitis name and story.
we are 138
I believe that's Bill Wilson, but he's mostly know as Seeyai Ye.
>>27481977
im 12 u egg.
Why is the world we live in so basic? Our universe is infinite so that means there are other worlds there right? Possibly worlds that have beings with super powers or one thats 99% ocean and everyone is a pirate or one that is ten times larger than our sun and has vast territory unexplored with huge dangerous beasts that roam. Why is our world so fucking boring? I imagine in some other world somewhere there is a huge galactic war going on to decide the governing faction yet here on Earth we have jobs called accounting and millions of people posting on the chans on the daily. I hope my next life i get to live on a planet that has zombies or alien invaders or at least some type of cool shit. IDGAF if lifespan is shorter on other planet at least i get to do some fucking cool movie type shit.
>>27481028
Is our world basic, or are we just desensitized to all the amazing things around us? If you lived in a world with superheros, wouldn't they get banal with time?desu though if you want my answer most of the coolest shit in our world is hard as fuck to see or get to or do so I don't completely disagree with you
>>27481056
I have thought about this a lot and it could be true what you say about life getting banal with time no matter what sort of life it is. But currently in the space we live, almost every where on Earth has been explored (except for deep sea), most critical inventions have been come up with such as electricity and fighting for survival only goes down in warring states and not for any reason involving large predators. It's so hard to be original or be that new forefront of science inventor guy cause almost everything has been done and what's left is that crazy shit like invisibility cloaks or the cure for aids.
>>27481028
You only think our world is only boring because you're used to it, just like things that were considered incredible a few decades ago now are ordinary and dull.
If you look with care you'll see how amazing and complex is everything. I mean, right now you're communicating with someone that probably is thousands of miles away in a few seconds, that would be considered sorcery in the past.
