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Can we get a blackbot thread?
>tfw can't even be a robot and go outside because I'll get gunned down by police
>tfw you want to seriously contribute but it's a bait thread
>>27491996
B8 m8 but blacks have a higher chance of being gunned down by other blacks. once they can stop committing crimes or justifying crime ala "how he gon get money? fked up he got killed lady shoulda let him steal" and blacks'll be good to go though
^NIGGERSv
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How do I stop being mentally ill?
What do you mean by mentally ill?
You seem fine to me, you're good OP.
Dunno, tell us when you figure it out.
Personally the closest I've come is categorically rejecting the validity of the pseudo-manichean concept of a definitive split between mentally il and mentally sound.
>only fat girls are into you
>>27491949
I know these feels. I'm a skeleton of a man and for some reason the only people who find me attractive are ham beasts.
>No girls are into you
Fuck off with your womyn-tier "but it's not the right KIND of girl" bitching. I would kill to have a fat girl interested in me, but I can't even get that.
>>27492402
Opposites attract, Anon. Their excess flesh makes up for your lack.
CYOA thread
Is this balanced yet?
Anyone have one of those images with different kinds of knights?
>>27491811
>gaming pc
>drugs
> weight set
>Donald Trump
>Tyrone
>>27491811
>instruments
>ipod
>stash of games
>Larry
>Ahmed
>>27491811
>weight set
>sport stuff
>iPod Classic
>Zoe
>Chad
This would be like sitcom for me.
Also I would probably loose weight because there wont be anything else to do.
Who /gay experiences/ here?
22 y/o virgin and I'm thinking of just meeting up with some guy to get sucked off. I don't care anymore, I just need to get my dick wet and I'm not attractive enough for women
>not attractive enough for women
I got a boner looking at a boner today, not sure that either of these developments make /gay experiences/ a good idea
>>27491818
Eh couldn't hurt to try senpai
Certainly a lot less hoops to jump through and gays generally aren't picky
>>27491767
if u get really drunk it's whatever
This picture, as of this writing, has 124 "likes" on facebook. Tell me, /r9k/, do normies honestly, truly find women like this to be attractive? Why do they puff up their egos so much? Is it because they think it'll give them a chance at getting laid? Are they really that pathetic? What about this girl is attractive to them? Her thick layers of makeup? Her retarded expression? Her implied promiscuity? I just don't understand.
"why are people positive rather than the cynical-depressed 4chan writers whose default position on anything is to hate it?"
I don't know OP, some people are a weird thing called "happy."
>>27491738
Pretty eyes, eyebrows, lips, nice makeup. Those likes are probably mostly from other women. Hot girls love complimenting less attractive girls.
>>27491738
Honestly, I don't know.
I deleted facebook because it's nothing but a narcissistic cesspool, with everyone trying to look more cool than the other.
I can only think it's to put your name in the person's mind, so maybe they will like you.
If you like their picture, they will think you're cool.
It's the only thing I can think of.
Can you reuse a Tenga if you didn't splooge inside of it?
>Can you reuse a dish if you didn't put anything on it?
t mean, yeah.
>>27491667
>>27491719
Wait, so I'm not supposed to cum in tenga, clean, and reuse it?
>>27491771
Go to /jp/'s onahole general, you can clean and reuse them many times but not infinitely, they can tell you more details on exactly how and how many uses your particular model has
Mind yourself though, they despise outsiders especially /r9k/ barbarians
Why am I unable to have normal human relationships? The only person I'm close to is my psychiatrist and I'm pretty sure even he is getting sick of my shit.
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>27491611
theres nothing wrong with you. human interaction isnt natural. we're not supposed to talk or do things with other people. i think ppl like us are probably intellectually superior to ppl who have friends, because we evolved the way we are supposed to.
join an online community that you are really, really into and interact with it. it will make you more tolerable socially.
>>27491666
wow
holy shit
i hope everything turns out good for you
just damn dude
get help
can a girl with fake breasts bring a man happiness?
>>27491580
a woman with no breasts can bring a man happinessby finding me a woman with fake breasts
>>27491580
No, fake breasts aren't filled with hopes and dreams like natural, large and well shaped breasts
No but a man with fake breasts will bring me happiness.
>tfw you have a deep voice
>tfw deep voice and 7 inch dick
>>27491578
Are you an elephant whisperer?
>>27491623
That's a feel uh huh uh huh I know it uh huh uh huh
Too many white knights on /r9k/ today.
Let's redpill them with a misogyny thread.
lmao you take the term "redpill" seriously
no one will ever love you but you say that doesn't matter to you does it?
i hope you overcome your immature hate
>>27491601
white knight spotted
>>27491601
What do you achieve by defending sluts on the internet?
>be 28 yo permavirgin
>make stacy friend from an mmo
>it came in a conversation that i was a virgin
>she said she couldn't believe it
>yesterday night she offered to take my virginity(we live 40 minutes away)
>super freaked out, not sure if i should because she has a bf from our guild
I'm still trembling. What should I do?
>>27491491
Man the fuck up and finally fuck that imaginary girl. It's that fucking simple you baffoon
>>27491538
What if her bf finds out?
>>27491778
If that happens then obviously tell him the story that she wanted my virginity? its not the worst, maybe he'll kek.
>tfw your thread gets 100+ replies
>>27491443
>tfw your thread dies with 90-99 replies
>>27491443
>tfw you make the last post in a thread and it dies
One of my threads got 500 replies once.it wasn't even bait
Is he the ultimate normie trigger? They get angry just hearing his name. They even bring him up in the middle of conversations just to bash him.
>>27491384
It's genuinely beautiful.
I've noticed that old women hate him alot for some reason
>>27491384
I don't even like Trump I joked with a friend I had an annoying Mexican user call in at my help desk job that made me want to vote Trump. He said, "you said the T word."
One of my coworkers is engaged to a literal mexican, born and grown. I don't even know if he's a legal immigrant he seems like he's got it together but she still rages hardcore whenever someone mentions Trump. So I like to troll with pro-trump propaganda about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN and BUILD A WALL.
It's also fun to joke vote to remind people who care about politics that their vote doesn't fuckin matter and to stop buying into this sham of a system.
ITT: Post pictures of any art you've made and see art from other robots
Who here /artistic/? Do any robots consider themselves even remotely artistic? What sort of art do you like to make?
Pic related, I drew it.
>>27491331
well I don't have much, drew this earlier today.
>>27491415
Pretty cool anon, I do some digital art too but I'm really not that good
is autism an art
