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Jake, I know you're on here you queer. Call me, it's urgent
Other anons plz bump, he has my Chromecast
I'll bump ya, but I gotta ask. Who the fuk is Jake?
>>27496625
Fuck you faggot it's mine now
>>27496658
Why you disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk- JAKE!! I NEED MY MONEY!!.. JAKE!!
What are some good Alexis Texas videos?
How can anyone honestly fap to straight porn like this? Why the fuck would I beat my dick to some old man with glasses on eating ass? If you don't fap to lesbian porn you're actually gay.
>>27496757
Get a load of this faggot everyone.
Such shit taste.
>>27497285
>eats ass
>says I have shit taste
Damn...
what would you do to these fat feet??
her fuII body
Ignore them generally.
>>27496576
they're literally perfect in every way, they're just fat enough to be the perfectly sculpted feet you can possibly imagine
>you recieve one billion US dollars
>Converte that yourself foreigners
>You have a week to spend it or else you'll be raped and murdered
>You can't donate to charity or give it away
What do you do Anon?
>>27496561
Buy stocks into the top 5 fortune 100 companies
>>27496561
Spend it on gold and a super-vault for myself
Assuming I am able to buy whatever I want without needing to spend time making contacts and without limit, I'd probably put 50% of it into some sort of low risk financial instrument, 30% into resources, and 20% into luxury goods.
You robots always complain about back pains and no sex, so why not kill 2 birds with one stone?
>>27496424
I've never heard a robot complain about back pain
Anal is very painful. I don't understand gays and those who practice anal?
>>27496466
I have fucking lumbar lordosis and it always hurts. I never feel comfortable in any seat, I can't even shitpost without straining myself
>mark order as shipped
>it's not
This anon is mad, I tell you.
>>27496385
Quite devilish anon I do this sometimes.
>sell auto parts
>customer rudely asks on the phone for expedited shipping
>explain we don't offer it
>customer reluctantly agrees to USPS priority but says he already has his mustang's dash taken apart and waiting for the part
>seems like a chad
>mark item as shipped, print shipping label and provide tracking info
>wait a week to take the package to the post office
>>27496385
>write feedback as only AAA+++ and not AAA+++++
story time
Ok so im bad at slicing stories into green frog "more than" stories so im going to do it like people used to, so if this format doesnt suit you and if you feel the urge to tl;dr the fuck out of this gig feel free dickcheese.
Sometimes when i think about the life of others and mine in that case i see it as toast, there are a shit ton of variations and some of them share many commonalities, so was mine. I dont really feel like a "robot", i dont browse /r9k/. Even tho i love self deprecating humor, and often spin actual thoughts about my self into comedy, im a more /biz/, /pol/, /sci/ kind of guy. Sure sometimes i go here to laugh at the little jokes u people post, see what other slices of bread are made out, but i think subconsciously i feel the pain you people feel or maybe all millenial men have that inner bowl cut in them just some hide it better than others, even those so called "chads". Im not a bitter person, but i am sure cynical or nihilistic in a way, but lets be real here lol, nihilism is atheism 2.0. So let me just cut the shit and start with my story already and i hope i can do this shit in chunks so enough people can gather around the camp fire.
I was bullied most of my life when i moved out of the town into this peaceful suburb, but whats important i had core friends. Core friends who you knew at the time you would spend the rest of your life with them, you would poke little blood holes on your fingers so their blood would become your blood and vice versa, friends you would play soccer, hide 'n seek, share secrets, share pyrotips, swordfight, etc etc. Now my parents on the otherside were not happy with their life in the city, they reached their at the time career tips so they decided to just settle down and move to the suburbs (just like i said before doi).
So we moved, cool. I have to start from the grown up, right? fuck. I was about 12 i think when we moved out, i remember being in the second grade and being 9 or 10....To be continued
>so im bad at slicing stories into green frog "more than" stories so im going to do it like people used
What the fuck. Do you mean meme arrows?
>>27496331
I take it English is not your first language.
>>27496437
OP here
should i continue?
>SAY SOMETHING NORMIES
>SAY SOMETHING YOU SOB
>SPEAK UP MOTHERFUCKERS
>CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE YOU BASTARDS
>OP's having an autistic breakdown again
Meow: Tongue got your cat?
Meow
This you OP?
>>27496258
Cat got your tongue was me
Hehe
Who /Lactose Intolerant/ here?
>tfw family doesn't even give a shit
>will offer me literally nothing but dairy and then get offended when I say I'm allergic to dairy
>"well you can have just a little bit, right?"
>"no, why the hell does it matter?"
>"you need Dairy, Anon :^)"
They legitimately forget I'm lactose intolerant every single day and they think it's nothing even though even a little bit of dairy will make me sick as fuck. And then when I do remind them that I CANNOT EAT DAIRY they say something along the lines of "oh yeah, you're post tolerant or whatever". I hate it.
hai
i dont think this thread has much potential to stay alive but i stand in solidairyity with you, OP. I also don't eat a lot of meat, not because I'm vegetarian or anything, it just makes me sick usually or doesn't sit very well. I don't want my family to have to make separate meals just for me but it'd be nice if they'd make stuff I could actually eat more often. I usually only have the energy to make junk food and I don't really like junk food, so many nights I go without dinner.
>>27496426
I pretty much skip as many meals as I can and only eat when I'm starving.
>>27496290
What happens if you consume dairy?
Is it better to have no gf or have an ugly one ?
>>27496102
is that the fucking pizza hut painting
Women only have one thing to offer and that is looks. Why would you put up with all the shit that goes along with having a gf if she looks like pic related? Just stay single mate.
No GF is always best option.
What's the point of having a girlfriend? Think about it, they're only good for sex. Want a friend? Most of the time that friend is going to be a male. Want a gaming partner? Male.
Want someone to cover you going to a sketchy dealer? Male. Want to get drunk? Male.
Seriously, women are only good for their snatches and we all know it. Having a GF makes most people miserable for the most part.
RESPECT WOMEN OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>27496097
You sure you know what you're doing love?
I'm ready to embrace the sweet arms of death. DO IT. Pull the trigger
Nooo don't step on my dick i would hate that nooooo!
What does it take to go from /r9k/ to /wiz/? I don't think a white person can be /wiz/ even if they are losers they have privilege and identity. I think mixed race /r9k/ have the best chance.
>>27496096
It's thoughts like that that need to stay on r9k.
The major difference between r9k and wiz is that r9k is pseudo-normie with (rate me/hookup/here's my skype-chart-kik-whatever.
The discussion of 3DPD is generally frowned upon on /wiz/.
>>27496096
>using privilege unironically
back to tumblr
>>27496096
Also
>Came hoping for Fighting Game thread
>got tumblr bullshit.
Fuck you and die, OP
Who else /angerproblems/ here?
>>27496083
My one sin OP. I have near limitless amounts of wrath. I can't stand people who act like shit or try to pull dodgy shit with me. I'm known to be violent and "cold".
When in reality, all I am is intolerant of bullshit and can't be arsed to be permissive of anyone's shit behaviour.
>>27496083
just calm down you autist
>>27496083
>>27496117
So really, to what degree am I in the wrong? People guilt trip me all the time for "no empathy" but realistically, to which point have all these fucks been surrounded by equally shit people that don't think twice before betraying someone's trust, among other things.
I hate the fucking "tolerance" and "humans make mistakes" eco chamber.
>females are the selector sex when it comes to breeding
>males in our society are expected to initiate contact
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED?
because god is a sadist who wants us to suffer
sounds like you need feminism
>>27496035
DUDE SELECTION CHADS ARE LIONS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM KEKOLDING KEKY CORN BETA MALE ACCEPTANCE NICE GUY ROASTIE SETTLING DOWN LMAO
HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH, YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE
HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH, YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE
YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH
SHE, IS SUCEPTIBLE
HE, IS IMPOSSIBLE
THEY, HAVE THEIR CROSS TO SHARE
THREE OF A PERFECT PAIR
HE, HAS HIS CONTRADICTING VIEWS
SHE, HAS HER CYCLOTHYMIC MOODS
THEY, MAKE A STUDY IN DESPAIR
THREE OF A PERFECT PAIR
ONE, ONE TOO MANY, SCHIZOPHRENIC, TENDENCIES, KEEPS IT COMPLICATED
COMPLICATED!
KEEPS IT SO AGRAVATED
AGRAVATED!
AND FULL OF THIS HOPELESSNESS
OH
WHAT A PERFECT MESS
NOT A MODEL MAN
NOT A SAVIOR OR A SAINT
IMPERFECT IN A WORD
MAKE NO MISTAKE
BUT I
GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE
TAKE ME AS I AM
WOULDN'T MATTER TO A MAN WITH AN OPEN HEART
IT WOULDN'T MATTER TO A MAN WITH AN OPEN HEART
IT WOULDNT' MATTER TO A MAN WITH AN OPER HEART
HERE COMES, RIGHT NOW
OHHHOHOHHH
