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i'm ugly and disgusting and want to die version
And what you've got between your legs is relevant to this because?
>>27490815
>not pretty enough to have orbiters buy you things
>>27490815
>i'm ugly and disgusting and want to die version
Please be my ugly gf
>tfw no lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, ilong blowing, itlog cracking, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>27502200
Hot diggity dayum. Got moar?
>>27502200
Couldn't you have picked a better Filipina? Why are white dudes into the butt ugly ones.
>>27502263
Not all about the face, she has a soft, nubile body.
Who /passes for normie/ here?
>been told to be attractive
>dresses well
But
>Comepletely fucked in most social situations
>introverted as fuck
I have a similar issue. I think I can pull off the normie camo but as soon as I open my mouth or have to do a specific action it goes down the drain.
>>27502153
>>27502173
i luv my normie camo. life was so much harder before it
i just dont like people
My son, who is a senior in high school, came out as gay last night so I let him know that when he turns 18, he can either start paying me rent or move out.
I've decided to spend his university tuition to treat myself and the rest of my family. Does /r9k/ have any ideas on what kind of nice thing I can do for my wife and daughter? I have about 80k saved up.
too lazy to write your own b8 thread?
Wow if my parents had reacted that way I don't know what I would have done.
I guess buy a gun to kill yourself and your faggot son.
Pay for a wedding to a new husband, give your daughter and son a better father.
fuck you 4chin i am a robot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Finally! Someone recognizes the hypocrisy of this place!
...I just stayed quiet about it so nobody would know
Wait wut?
I'm not a cookie.
Picture below yours becomes your new profile pic for goggle, jewtube, ect.
>>27501993
/b/ tier thread, but whatever.
I'll contribute, no lewds please.
>>27502068
How about cutes?
Ask a guy who just humped his pillow until orgasm anything
Pic semi related
>>27501964
What is your favorite kind of apple?
>>27501978
Honey crisp if I'm remembering the name correctly
>>27501964
that's a big pillow, how did you clean up?
Hey robots, normie here.
How does it feel to be the literal incarnation of continuing human evolution? How does it feel to be the undesirable genetics dying out, and be fully aware of it? There's a silver lining though. When you die having never touched a real girl, just know that you've helped make the human gene pool just a little bit better.
I wonder what makes my genes so undesirable...I see ugly, short and fat people have kids all the time. I wonder what went wrong...
>>27501891
Ever read The Time Machine by HG Wells? This is basically humans splitting into two different species of owners and workers.
>>27501911
Considering SJWs demand things like worker rights and proper education we're unlikely to ever get our own Eloi gfs now
Anyone else feel like they would have faired better at a better time or age? I'm currently watching pic related and I think Saorise is qt as fuck and her awkwardness is so cute. I think I would farr better during the Medieval, Victorian or early 1900s era.
Man this feel fucking sucks.
>>27501779
I'm half mexican my shit is JUST fucked up. The foundation of my existence is fucked. I never had a chance. It almost feels comfy to realize my loser status isn't my choice.
>>27501779
I would like to think so, but I know it's because how rose tinted the media makes things that it would probably not be the case.
>>27501779
>parents socially well connected
>dig into genealogy
>originally come from a low-tier aristocratic family
>realize I could have gotten an arranged-marriage qt gf
>even if I had to get a memecest marriage to protect family property, the cousin closest to my age is a complete stacy and I have loved her as long as I can remember
>it is 2016
>arranged marriage is long-gone in the West
>I will never marry because I can't approach women at all and am mentally ill
>mfw
What does it feel to be a white robot?, being genetically superior should make getting a gf easier for you... so why are you here?
Childhood trauma, alienation and a pathological mistust of authority.
What race are you?
Are you a minority where you live?
What is that like?
I remember one of the times I had some temp work the bar manager screwed three black temps out of their tips.
I felt like a dirt person for not saying anything, but it's just another thing on a long list of bad stuff I wasn't able to do anything about.
>>27501725
>tfw I'm all of these things
Paranoid about a lot of things recently, I have to force myself to go outside and see that people literally aren't trying to kill me or something
>>27501650
Two words: Erectile Dysfunction
Pic somewhat related
you may only post ITT if you peeled an orange within the last 2 days
Booya. Hows it going fellow orange peeler?
>>27501657
hey. what peel technique do you use
>>27501647
you can't keep out from this thread if I don't know how to peel an orange you elitist scum
there is nothing good about life
>>27501645
>Tfw you noticed this at the age of 12
>>27501680
Are you the same ThatGuy from /k/?
>>27501712
No I'm a different guy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513544/Bridesmaid-31-hanged-struggling-cope-seeing-friends-married-failed-partner.html
who here takes pleasure in roasties btfo themselves because men are not marrying as much anymore?
kek
>takes pleasure in other people's suicide
>happy that others are suffering anything remotely similar to their own struggles
These are the demons of aspiring to be what normies want you to be and dedicated yourself to feeling included in the group.
>women dont need no man!
>screw you beta males
>fuck im old now still haven't found chad
>ok i dont want chad anyone will do
>anyone?
>where are all the menz?
why would I have sympathy for these "people"
Hey robots,
Gradecuck here. I just got my college admissions back and I didn't get into any of my dream schools. My dreams of going to an ivy league or a top notch college are officially over. Those four years of getting that GPA and SAT scores just didn't translate into college acceptances I guess. I have 0 social life so it was kind of satisfying to do well in a specialized high school and beat the normies, too bad they all got into better schools than me. I'm thinking of joining the army or something instead of going to some backwater safety school for the next four years. After seeing my work in highschool go to waste, who's to say that doing well in college will actually land me a good job?
I just want to get the fuck away from here and get as far away as I can from this academic bullshit, but I don't know how. Fuck it all.
>>27501644
Normie
ORIGINAL COMMENT DO NOT STEAL
>>27501692
>0 social life
>no friends
>never talked to a girl
>normie
>>27501746
>high GPA
>can study peacefully
Yeah. Normie.
Stay out of /r9k/ for a month
Start to feel good
>go back for a few hours today
Rage and shit all over again
Feel like a Fucking mass shooting all over again
This place is Fucking TOXIC don't go here anymore
>>27501570
hey i quit r9k too
Yup, I don't browse /r9k/ neither
>>27501589
you sure about that?
also my comment isn't original enough, so i was muted. Fuck /r9k/
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