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>all of Azeroth has great scenery and comfy environments
>Cataclysm happens and ruins everything
Why did they do it /r9k/? Why did Blizzard kill the world? At least they didn't completely fuck up and spared the Outlands from getting raped.
Also, what was your favorite zone?
>>27500120
The real question is: why aren't you playing Vanilla WoW on Nostalrius right now?
>>27500138
I played for awhile when it came out but then fell out around 45 because I got busy with school. Is it still going strong?
>>27500138
soulless overpopulated imitation
I'd say Darkshire / Duskwood was my favorite
how do i stop smoking weed every day? im a zombie at this point
1. stop inhaling marijuana smoke
2. ????
3. you did it congrats you're no longer a fucking stoner
Waste your money on something else. Then you won't be able to buy weed.
Buy clothes or video games or whatever the fuck you think is useful to you.
give all your weed to me
>tfw going to a Babymetal concert in 3 days
I
AM
HYPE
Off yourself you piece of human trash.
>>27499864
Babymetal is my favourite band in the world and their live shows fill me with pure energy. Why are you so mad?
Tell me OP, how old are you?
Who /uses "lad" in their posts to make anons think you're Australian/ here?
that is cultural appropriation and I don't appreciate it
nobody will think you are australian
at least use cunt instead
everyone on 4chan uses lad
>>27499896
I thought that was reversed
1. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
2. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
3. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
4. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
2. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
3. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
>>27499805
the worst enemy of mankind is themselves.
you're your own enemy, now figure out how to beat yourself.
vocaroo.com/i/s1ydNUZYWQ3M
LETS OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what's happening in this webm, /r9k/?
>>27499685
>a beta male thinks he's a human being and approaches you
I asked Kiernan Shipka to touch my cock.
>>27499685
this webm frightens me
God loves each and every one of you
>>27499650
Just once it would be reassuring if God would materialized for everyone. This walking blindly in the dark is horrible, forcing us to wait on the edge of the inescapable unknown seems cruel.
I'd spit on God if he materialized before me in corporeal form.
And if he said he loved me I'd try to dig out his heart with my nails.
That faggot sure has a funny way of showing it.
>when a girl claims she doesn't like muscles
Why do some women lie to themselves like that? Is it because someone who is shredded has never hit on them?
One of two things has happened here.
Either you:
>fell for the /fit/ meme
or I:
>fell for the ebin b8
Either way, girls don't care about your reps if you look like a truck. Consider a personality to match, then you might get somewhere
>>27499615
if you're not baiting they're are afraid of rape, look athletic they can ignore it.
litterally yesterday my friend told me her friends want her to hand out with me less because i'm bigger and stronger then her.
Muscle are basically male version of tits. If you're already good-looking, they enhance your beaty. If you're ugly, they will only help to attract rare deviants
I got rejected by this girl who I was half in love with about 3 months ago. I really felt like she led me on at the time, I was angry and resentful and I couldn't deal with seeing her happy so I completely cut her out of my life. Every now and again though I'll see her on social media, looking beautiful and I'll fall to pieces.
I just can't handle it, I know I was never really going out with her but my heart is still completely broken. I really still feel like she is the one for me, no one I've met since then measures up to her.
I used to be a really good student, I used to work hard, I was motivated to change my life. Since she rejected me though I've been brutally depressed, I can't concentrate at all, my memory has gone to shit. I constantly feel hopeless and angry at her and myself. I also get obsessive, I stalk her online profiles compulsively when she comes into my mind.
It's scary, I have almost no control over myself any more. Every time I think I've made progress I just fall back into this spiral of constantly thinking how I fucked up and what it is I did wrong.
I can't handle it, I need some help please I really need some advice. I know I don't have a question but you people are probably older than me you must have experience with this. I'm close to suicide over this, I've never felt so low in all my life. I got some advice from /adv/ already, please though /r9k/ I'm in terrible trouble and I need help.
>>27499601
will yourself out of it, if this is what unreciprocated love does to you, you will not survive a full on relationship. The strong survive, the weak die.
>>27499601
As an oldfag I can confidently say that what you need to do is fuck someone else.
>>27499601
I was in a very similar situation. I know how that feels man. I have started to think about her less and less, luckily. It takes time, but also try not to idolize her. That kind of helped me, but I still sometimes have nights when the memories are too much.
Hey, fellow robots. I'm here to tell you about a one time deal. blah blah blah salespitch Hey! If you wanna come and listen to music, and talk about shit, this is the place to do it. Queue any type of music, we don't care.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/robots_145930433866685
WOAH DUDE THIS IS LIKE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL BRO
>>27499564
>>27499621
fuckin sick dude
>>27499695
ITS FUCKING SICK RIGHT
>spent all my food money on scratch tickets
>only won another scratch ticket
who /problemgambler/ here
>>27499560
you sound like a fucking nigger tbqh
What value do you play? I've been making bank off the $25 ones.
What state too? South Carolina and Virginia have the best odds.
>>27499560
>tfw absolutely out of control gambler
>2016 is my worst year yet, almost $19k in debt
>finally break down and seek help
>therapist convinces me to stop donating to Bernie and buy lottery tickets
>"At least there's a chance of winning"
>mom lecturing me
>tell her something she doesn't want to hear
>threatens to kick me out
>bring up the fact I'm paying her rent when she calls me lazy
>admit I'm not perfect but I'm still pulling my weight to at least some degree
>she calls me satan and says god will take care of me
>say I don't think she has the authority to use god against people
>she mutters some things and leaves me alone finally
Why are women so evil?
>inb4 living with your parents
I'm not the only one in this world living with their mom it turns out.
pic unrelated.
Women have a smaller brain and they do not use logic within their thought process, they use feeling and feeling alone.
It's a cruel fate to be cursed with the forced reproduction of what are arguably insects in the animal kingdom in order to pass on your genetics.
>>27499598
Thank you based chinese man of gravel and railroads
>>27499550
>pixel art
>.jpg
>19
>starting to feel too old for this board
How do we make the underage fags leave? All these autistic "erica" threads, """fembot""" feels, retarded threads of roleplaying as women, all this shit is thirsty high schoolers who just realised how edgy it is to say nigger. Takes fucking days to just find a good thread that even has anything to do with robots.
>>27499516
just cuck my shit up senpai desu
Spam the board with the goriest, most fucked up shit you can find. I'm sick of these fucking normies and 'fembots' spreading their shit everywhere. Remember when this board used to belong to us?
>18 is the borderline for maturity
Is this a joke?
Once you're over 18, you don't magically become mature.
I'm 24 years old and I still play video games and masturbate to cartoon characters.
fuck you robots, anything's possible!
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/28/entertainment/jessica-lowndes-jon-lovitz-engaged-feat/index.html
>>27499488
Jon Lovitz is rich...
Hottest beard I have ever seen.
>>27499488
Sure. Just give me millions of schmekels.
Anyone have any horrible first time expierences with women?
>finally get a decent match on tinder
>meetup and get coffee at Starbucks on campus
>kind of chubby in person but I'm a 22yo kv so I take what I can get
>asks me if I want to come back to her apartment to watch adaptation and smoke
>don't smoke weed normally but agree thinking I will get laid
>first thing I do once arriving at the apartment is take a piss
>instead of pissing normally it just starts to dribble out all over my jeans and legs
>freak the fuck out and try and dab it up with toilet paper
>piss smells rancid
>sit back down on the couch smelling like piss
>girl keeps her distance
>take a few rips and become extremely paranoid
>she stays on her phone the entire movie
>movie ends and she asks me to leave
>text her two days later and no response
Buying a helium tank tomorrow boys
I have a below average dick and I still have never managed to get piss on myself. What the fuck were you doing, pulling it through the zipper or some retarded shit?
>expierences with women
Fuck off.
>>27499409
thats pretty awful m8, im also a kv so i haven't experienced anything bad yet because i dont talk to girls
