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I'm not a NEET. I'm the opposite of a NEET. I work a full time job. I'm enrolled in college, and I'm a motivated person.
But I sympathize with NEETs. I mean. Why the fuck am I doing this? There is no point. Truth is, it's just part of my programming. I mean it's not like I'm some kinda casanova Chad who fucks every woman he meets, I'm just some schmuck building up a career.
Can the NEETs and wagecucks unite against Chad and all the bullshit that comes with him and his Stacies?
>>27498279
>I'm a motivated person
I literally don't understand what makes you you
I mean, if it's pointless, why *are* you doing it? what gives you the energy? what makes you *want* to? I gave up a long time ago.
>>27498364
Honestly, I just want to make cool shit. And that requires funds. So for the next couple years I'm unlikely to have free time.
But I would love to be involved in some cool project. Make some AI shit. Build a system that automates away a ton of work and creates a bunch of NEETs. Get some bux in the process so I can buy high quality electronics for my artsy shit in my free time.
>>27498279
>working for jewgolds to impress a woman who sucked a million dicks then needed a beta provider
>thinks he's more mentally healthy then a neet
>ate "dinner" and went to bed at 10am
>woke up 6 pm, ate "breakfast"
>try to unfuck my body clock by going to bed before midnight
>literally impossible to fall asleep
>end up shitposting and surfing all night long
>repeat
I take it you aren't enrolled in school, or work a job of some kind? Honestly a job might fix your circadian rhythm, you could also work a night shift job if you are so use to staying up all night. I've also heard that a sure fire way to "reset" your body's circadian rhythm is to stay awake for 24 HOURS straight and then go to bed at your desired time.
Ex: Stay up 24 hours straight, then go to sleep at whatever desired time you want to fall asleep on a regular basis. For instance if you want to be in bed by 10pm or 11pm so you can wake up at 6pm or 7pm then you'd go to bed at 10pm or 11pm AFTER staying awake for 24 hours straight.
I personally don't think I can stay awake for 24 hours, if I did it'd have to be on the weekend when I don't school/classes.
2 days awake 1 night asleep is literaly the system. Even working full time it does me good.
>>27498231
Pull an all nighter then reset by going to bed at whatever time you consider appropriate.
Have you tried just being more sociable?
everyones i talk to gets visibly uncomfortable when i talk to them
What anime is this from? I've been looking for it.
>>27498274
It's from Serial Experiments Lain.
anon.. i may be shooting in the dark but am i your first date? no..?
show me your prom pics! there has to be a picture of you and your prom date somewhere, prom is one of the most important things during high school after all
>>27498149
Do you have the mumps or something?
>>27498149
What are you hiding inside your cheek?
>tfw banging out a 2 stretch for drugs whilst schoolmates were promning
You have two choices, of which you can only pick one, Robots: you can stay forever alone until the end of your life. This option guarantees you will never find anyone who will ever love you, and you will certainly die alone and wanting for company.
Or you can pick to have a black bf. This black bf will be tailored to your tastes (i.e. Robots into bara will obtain a handsome muscular burly black guy; those into twinks will obtain a slender, attractive black guy; and those into traps will obtain a very feminine-looking and passing black guy who is indistinguishable from a female save for his penis). His personality will also be completely compatible with yours, such that both you and him will enjoy each other's company unusually well. If you choose the black bf, he stays with you for the rest of your life and will love you, and through him, you'll meet new friends and find new opportunities and be happy.
What do you choose, Robots?
Yes, this applies to "straight" Robots too:3333
Females can fuck off from this thread.
Imagine going home with one of these
black bf
>>27498201
this. black bf for sure.
also he has to be a qt bear.
Hi there, drunk guy here.
I was wondering that maybe there is no solution, no answer to all of this. I was reading Schopenhauer theories and couldn't agree more. ( Don't get me wrong, i'm far to be someone cultivated and never read at all).
He say pretty accurate things about life in my opinion. Life is just an endless suffering, love is just pity, suicide is just a way to say "i want to live". What if we just give up on being happy ? Maybe there is no happiness, only stupidity. Maybe there is no hope.. It feels kind of satisfying to imagine
>>27497987
Philosophers are dog cock sucking faggots
>>27498038
only a philosopher can ever be happy because if you don't understand happiness you'll only ever experience a shadow of the real thing :^)
>>27498069
I'd rather live in the shadow of happiness then suck a dog cock and have it cum in my ass like all philosophers
How do you even compete against this? HOW?
>>27497860
silly baka just be urself senpai ;D desu
I'm not a picture on an imageboard.
>>27497860
Probably by not being a narcissistic hard-gay faggot who unironically takes selfies trying to look like a model.
>tfw 5'11.5
So close
White women are the worst im so glad i have a nice korean girl thats feminine and cute and im glad im not white because white people get fat and have shit values
my gf says I'm tall enough to be attractive and not so tall that it hurts her neck to kiss me.
>am 182cm
desu if you're around 6~ you're good to go. there will be those 6.2 that make you look like manlets, but beyond that.. unless they do some serious body building guys are lanklets
if you're 6+- 1 inch you are in sweet spot
>>27497869
Your wife's kids will have the Habsburg jaw
You deserve this /r9k/
that is from tumblr
go away
>>27497720
very few people deserve a good partner
frankly very few people even want a good partner
nobody really cares about love
barely anyone even cares about intimacy
i've seen the world of humans and it thrives on deceit and greed and everyone in has delusions of grandeur and a conqueror's soul
>>27497720
If you're not funny you don't deserve to be told your funny. Having a vagina doesn't make you funny
Why don't fembots just find themselves a sleepy bf?
>>27497674
why don't sleepy bfs just dream themselves up a fembot gf
>>27497683
why doesn't your mom stop dreaming my dick in her vag?
>>27497674
because fembots are not real
>mfw family owns 1500 acres of farmland
>literally never have to work a day in my life
>can never reveal my power level to a girl for fear of gold diggers
>>27497626
>he fell for the gold digger meme
all girls are gold diggers. but surely its better to be a forever alone PV than to show up at a night club with your ferrari and slay chicks.
>>27497707
>he fell for the materialist meme
>>27497707
For those who say "Not all wen are gold diggers"
True but their numbers is not relevant enogh to be taken into account. Figure it to be below 0.001%
>chad has fucked more girls than you've had full conversations with them in person
>I haven't had one girl's number in my phone since the proliferation of smart phones
Tay did nothing wrong
>>27497443
> Chads have had sex more than 5 times with women outside their family
wew
Who here /tendies/
>>27497436
Who isn't on this board?
If you hate tendies, reeeeee get out and all that.
>>27497436
Fuckin' love tendies, desu. Spicy bbq or buffalo tendies are best, the hotter the better.
>>27497473
My robot
>for some reason always think my height is 5'9
>check today
>5'5
why the fuck am i even alive
>no one else knows these feels
welp
>>27497419
Just shave your head and get a bunch of tattoos like manlets all do here in Florida.
>>27497515
I have psoriasis on my scalp pretty bad so shaving is out of the question.
Does anybody want to chat?
tinychat/ frogmemes
Are these real products? How have I never seen these before? Are they new or old products?
>don't taIk to me or my son ever again
>>27497582
here in southamerica in some places there are a chocolate (not a big company) that are called ''sapitos'' its like ''froggies''
those are old as fuck
