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>tfw actually starting to get comfort out of the whole 2D waifu shit
Should I just kill myself now?
you're one of the chosen people
your death would be more tragic than any emperor's
>>27494269
One simple question for you that makes all the difference: how old are you?
>>27494411
24
I don't see what diff that really makes though
Help me out /r9k/. I'm not a girl.
>Sitting in class between 2 girls and chad and his friend, in the left corner of the classroom.
>Every time i look at Chad he's either doing something autistic like me or staring at me.
>Every time the teacher goes to the right side of the room i notice that Chad turns his head once and looks in my direction for 2sec and then quickly looks away.
>He never talks to me in the breaks, he only talks to his friend and some chicks that come talk to them.
Is he looking at the girls next to me or me? Am i paranoid? Because sometimes he stares for 5sec until he realizes i noticed. It's so akward and he does it a lot, is he trying to kill me from embarassement?
He's looking at the girls and trying to get their attention
Your ugly ass is probably blocking his view.
Smack him with a chair.
Beta uprising, the fire rises brother.
>>27494247
Makes sense, but i wish he realized that staring really hard at me wont make me invisible, sadly. But i don't know, Chad is giving me gay vibes with his stares.
Girl next to me is a robot, she has friends but they never talk to her she stays there alone. The other girl is next to a guy and they seem pretty intimate.
There are cute girls ALL OVER the place, why can't he pick another cute girl to molest with his eyes?
My girlfriend is a raging alcoholic.
I threatened to dump her six months ago because she kept passing out all the time. I told her that she kept falling asleep right when I was ready to fuck and it happened too many times and I was over it. It was too frustrating. She asked me why her passing out would stop me from fucking her. I explained to her that it was technically rape.
Then, she did the unthinkable. She gave me permission to fuck her while she is passed out. She put it in writing and signed it. Both of my roommates put their signatures on the document as witnesses. She told me that if she ever passed out from drinking, that I had "open, ongoing consent" to use her body any way I wanted while she's unconscious. I've been fucking the ever living shit out of her ever since. It eventually got to the point where I preferred fucking her while she is passed out. It's like having a self-lubricating fleshlight. Sometimes, I cum in her 8-9 times in a night while watching porn on my laptop.
My roommates have frequently expressed their jealousy of my situation. Last night, one of my roommates offered me $500 to let him fuck her while she was passed out on the couch. I said no, but the offer has been lingering in the back of my mind ever since.
Should I accept his offer?
Should I accept his offer?
no but post pics of you fucking her vegayna
>>27494123
Nice fanfiction, fagboy
Sounds like that sleeping beauty film where the chick gets fucked in her sleep
Should voluntary euthanasia be legal for everyone?
Should tfw no gf be a valid reason for euthanasia?
>>27494060
It already is legal.
>>27494109
not for anyone
>>27494109
This.
Not sure why you expect other people should be obligated to kill you OP
It's already perfectly legal to kill yourself
And there are incredibly easy and painless methods that a lot of people tend to overlook
If you're really dedicated to making it as smooth as possible, and if it's what you really want, you'll figure it out
>"Really Anon are you still a virgin, but you're so cute"
>>27493872
>never told this to anyone
>never will
>>27493872
why not use the cute to your advantage then?
any time a girl gives me a line like that I just say
"Don't say things like that unless you plan on taking my virginity."
but I try to push most girls that talk to me away so I wouldnt recommend saying something like that unless you dont actually like the girl
Who /programmer/ here?
Started learning languages on and off, never been able to stick with one for more than a few weeks.
Anyone here managed to make money through it? Tips / advice / stories?
it's called get your bachelors. maybe you'll maek some money then
>>27493892
i fucked my chance at university.
Getting a BA in computing isnt an options for me
>>27493871
>Tips?
Programmers program real projects. Spending time on meta stuff like which language is the optimum, which tools to use, aimlessly reading 400 page O'Reilly books, etc. is wheel spinning
What's the most shamed you've ever had from jerking off?
>tumblr
Originalo comentario
>>27493831
I take a sock, cover it with some plastic, and hump it until I climax.
I want to kill myself every time I finish. I literally tell myself no, tell my body no, and it moves on it's own.
>>27493855
Tumblr has some pretty good porn if you have degenerate fetishes.
>Listen and try to do nofap
>4 days later I get a really vivid dream where I'm the little girl getting raped by 3 guys
>wake up cumming harder than ever before
What the fuck brain.
faget :^)
pls be original
Are dream orgasms supposed to feel good?
I always wake up while it's happening and they never feel remotely good at all. In fact, they feel terrible because now I have to deal with semen in my pajamas.
>>27493899
yeah it builds up like it's going to be the greatest of all time orgasm but then i wake up at the crucial moment and have a mess in my pantaloons
it's like my brain is cucking itself
Go to lolcow. It's a better fit for all of you. As a female from there come join us.
>>27493597
it's too slow
Please, go with this person.
"Women" of /r9k/, we do not want you.
Traps > Girls
Roasties out, ect, ect.
>>27493597
Suck my lady balls been here for ages. I'm comfortable in this shit hole.
>He should be driven.
>Your boyfriend should not only support your career prospects; he should also have his own.
>Nothing is more attractive than ambition and intelligence. A perpetual craving for self-improvement is a must.
>Queens want kings, and you simply can't put a crown on an loser.
http://elitedaily.com/dating/i-want-a-man-with-balls/1234971/
I'm sure we all match this criteria fellow robots, what do you think?
>>27493559
>"You can't put a crown on a loser"
Tell that to Otto von Bismarck.
>>27493559
>Queens want kings, and you simply can't put a crown on an loser.
UM WE'RE LIKE PRINCESSES AND QUEENS SO YA OK????
>>27493639
I like this. I hope a female version of "we wuz kangz" becomes popular.
hello, my fellow robots.. My name is Kev. I am from atl. Not trying to boast or anything, but I am an honest black man (with a bbc), in need of a simple girl to love me for who i am. Although I am of African decent, i have lot of things to offer emotionally.... I don't like blacks, Mexicans, and asians. If you are a cute white girl (or as they say on here, FEMBOT) please hit me up and write your kik down. :)
hey ;)
I'm a 19f female from Florida :) my kik is SolidSpliff. Hit me up ;)
Did you really post on /r9k/, no scratch that, 4chan at all, looking for attractive, mentally stable women? You are on the wrong website my friend.
bumping thread.
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>January 31st 2000 was the single worst day in human history
Prove me wrong, protip: you can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
>what is 9/11
>killed possibly hundreds of boomerfags
truly a gift from god
>>27493589
Most of them (at least 200) roasties too
Just nine days until I can go to the doctor for my dick injury.
Do you think they'd get mad if I made an emergency appointment?
The longer my dick is injured, the more scar tissue there will be, after all.
>caring if they get mad
>not only caring about the end result for you
You're soul has become cancerous, OP, and I'm afraid we'll have to remove it.
>>27493643
I don't care about those fucking normies who probably support circumcision.
But if they get mad, they could kick me out, is what I was thinking. I don't want to go if I don't have to.
And they might even ban me!
>>27493672
Ban you from receiving medical treatment?
What kind of fucked up country do you live in?
what's your vision of paradise robots? or should i say what's the first thing you want entering after-life?
serious thread please (but "my 50 virgins" because of jihad is allowed), and so yeah i say paradise because we all know we will go down to hell once dead but try to imagine
for me, the first thing i want in after life is to hear the best music ever created by humanity (ie Ode an die Freude https://youtu.be/-kcOpyM9cBg), and then just contemplating the universe for the eternity
bonus: Walhalla
Everyone is free to live in their own personal reality
>>27493451
>waking up in the morning, nice down blanket and cool air
>first thing i see is a blonde dome of hair
>covered to the hairline by the blanket, against my chest
>bend head down, kiss top of head and say "good morning hun"
>she does her cute little grunt/moan thing
>i get up, put on loose clothes, go and start scrambling eggs
>she comes into the kitchen wearing one of my shirts and those panties that i love
>hugs me from behind, rests against my back
I broke up with her yesterday.
>>27493692
>I broke up
>with her
Normie, I...
So this happened today. She picks me up to and from work so fucking akward guys....
It's listed under Janet so nobody fucks with my family and know it's my mom if my phone ever ends up stolen
>tommatow night
>horney
Don't you guys ever worry about not having a firm grasp on English? It's always entire families of people who have no regard for it, but I don't understand why.
>>27493431
>wow my mum is a human being and feels sexual urges
Get over it anon
>Windows Phone
Nice
