>25 hermit neet
>break free from hermit mode
>meet girl
>she wants to hang out
What do? I live in NYC, so I was thinking the city. But I don't know shit about the city.
Please send back up. I'm overthinking this like crazy.
you lived in nyc for 25 years and don't know anything about it?
>>27486835
>hermit mode
Ask her what she had in mind then you autist
What are you pissed about.
I'M PISSED THAT MY WHOLE FF PARTY GOT ERASED BECAUSE THE MAGES COULD ATTACK FIRST!!!!
Karen Uehara isn't sitting on my face
enough rage to last me a lifetime
>>27486755
Hearts of Iron 4 isn't out for another 2 months
Anri Okita hasn't dragged me onto a bus to see if i can last 10 minutes of her hand, mouth and tits.
If i can I get to creampie her.
That is enough to make me rage for days
If you are not a low test fingerlet gtfo REEEEE
>>27486194
>if ur fingers r the same you're a low test fag
>but if there different you're not masculine!!!!!
>low music ability
Never thought I was bad at music because of my finger length.
>>27486194
>index longer than ring
What does this mean?
how's it going homo bots? how did you spend your easter weekend?
bump
[the] OC [is my favourite show]
>how did you spend your Easter weekend?
Working
>>27486766
what's your jobwagecuck?
REEEEEEE IM TIRED OF BEING A NEET
I DONT WANT TO A BE A NEET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!
REEEEE I JUST WANT TO BECOME A NORMAL PERSON REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE
>>27490251
GET A JOB THEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
truck driving jobs are plentiful
>>27490251
So are you gonna get some qualifications? some work experience? whats the plan OP?
>be me
>kissless virgin
>27 years old
>live with mom
>so socially anxious that I can't leave the house without covering my face
>terrified someone will make unobstructed eye contact
>wear a burka when going out
>one day walking down the street in my burka
>going to gas station to buy some...
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>>27489824
Can I pay you to be my bodyguard?
I'll let you wear a red burka.
Only red.
>>27489824
that's so sad, anon. do you wear sunglasses too? do you ever wear shorts or t-shirts, or do you cover up your body too?
Who tf are you? Eggman? Even he isn't as bad as you.
What is the average number of matches for your first day on Tinder? Second day? A week later? A moth later? Etc.
Also general tinder thread.
>>27489721
Got quite a few (at least five per 240 likes?) in the UK, and basically none in Germany (maybe 1 per 240 likes, actually have a negative match count because I get unmatched faster than I get new matches)
3 days in and i got nothing. Maybe i should be a monk or smth
If you set your age to 17 on facebook and remake your account, I guarantee youll have at least 50 matches your first day
Is cheating on your partner considered alpha or beta? I'm leaning towards beta... a true alpha would dump the girl, the beta needs her as insurance in case he can't get another.
Trick question.
>implying I need her permission to "cheat"
Not even canine behaviourists use that terminology any more fambo, it's junk science.
But the true answer is that the most studly thing to do is just fuck other people's girlfriends, then when they find out, laugh at them.
>>27489720
Uhm, it's beta if you're a human bean with principles. It's alpha if you value being a cunt.
All in all, a human male alpha is different from, let's say, an alpha lion and so on.
In human terms, it's very beta to cheat on someone.
i hate islam now...
Well, yeah.
We all know Muslims don't got no taste.
And you hate them because of this rather than their conspiracy to destroy the west from within?
God, I love middle eastern women so much.
>>27490450
I dig it to man
>closing time, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here
>>27489531
anyone of you guys know this feel?
g-guise?
>>27489531
What are you even talking about
This isn't original holy damn fuck hehehehehy
Any robots tried Kava to loosen up?
If not, Drug General.
Doing half weed half dokha one hitters desu
>>27489411
ive been into kratom for a bit. havent tried kava yet.
also weed and psychedelics
>>27489452
sounds comfy mane
>tfw working 12 hrs today
get tgat mobey
>>27489052
There is absolutely nothing worse in life than an unexpected double shift.
>>27489052
Where at op? The only time i've ever had to put up with a 12 hour shift was around black friday.
like what you see white boy ?
>>27489027
y-y.. u-uh... i-i...
>runs away while crying and blushing
>>27489027
The only part of you I want to see is your little bitch nigga ass so unless you want ot bend over for me you best fuck off
>>27489027
Yes, can i suck that thick black cock?
My NEET days are soon to be over, I have just had a phone call from a grocery store asking me to come in for a trial shift, no longer will I spend my days shitposting till 6am in the morning and playing vidya, I am basically a Chad-in-training.
I've made it guys.
Goodbye, robots.
>>27488532
Enjoy being a nameless wageslave for life
>trial shift
This is a joke, right? Americans get in here.
>>27488567
>Someone improves themselves and gets a job
>Bitter NEET gets mad
Like crabs in a bucket
>smoking 2 cigs a day since 15
>now 33
>KV
>weigh over 200 pounds
>eat only microwave food
>literally no health problems
>no diabetes
>no lung cancer
WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL ALIVE
>fags who encourage an unhealthy lifestyle hoping to die "eventually"
Ugh, cuck
>>27488527
>be 28
>smoke 2 packs a day
>have been doing so for 10 years
>smoke weed every day
>do xanax and hard liquor for sleep every night
>taken 2 whole packs of xanax and one of lorazepam with half a liter of Vodka, and stayed alive
>i eat bacon every day
>150kg (do the...
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>>27488527
>>27488613
No fatties allowed go waddle away