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hey guys, did you had any casual sex recently? i didint had any in weeks grrrr...
I've never had sex nor a gf in my 26 years of my life.
lol anon is such a robot X-DD
>>27483897
ha, im on you by 4 years
tfw culture will never be this great again
I want off this ride robots
Pokemon Silver came out in November 1999 and that was in Japan which I guarantee you never played, like most people here will only have played it in late 2000.
That is not 90s nostalgia.
As someone who actually had my childhood in the 90's and not born in the 90's like mos people here I know my own childhood better than you, in 2000 I was 13 or something so chances are for the average born in 90's kid they probably don't remember the 90's that much, being only 6 years old at the latest.
>>27483860
this
culture turned worse in 2001
>>27483860
>t-theres no spyro
>family is sick
>quit high paying job to uproot and move in with family
>the boredom is unreal
>think about getting another job to pass the time
>meet a god at an electronics store
>apply for job there
>get it, no problem
>stalk my god for five months
>what he does
>what he eats
>hobbies
>interests
>family relations
>facebook page
>steam account
>xbox live account
>battlenet account
>forum accounts
>preferred banker
>mobile carrier etc
>one day he and his friend approach me to say hi
>I ask his number
>he gives
>now I can text him, no creepo!
>ask him over the phone if he wants to hang out
>he does
>we hang out several times over the course of 2 months
>we start dating
I never did tell him that I stalked him though and I'm afraid that he'll find out.
Any of you ever have this problem?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIE GO HOME
>>27483866
I spent three quarters of a year merely trying to get this guy's attention. Am I really what qualifies for a roastie to you?
>>27483875
I have been spending 21 years of my life trying to get any attention
Gettin checked tomorrow, robots
Wish me luck
Your dubs are getting checked by me right now
>>27483811
Checked right now
>>27483811
checked for what?
>DUDE PARTIES LMAO
Why do normies consider partying to be the peak enjoyment of life?
>>27483719
>OP never had a party
kek ihhahahahahahahah fucking lonely faggot
weirdo nerd
i bet you were always an awkward outcast
hahahahahah hahahahaha aawwwww didnt you ever get to a party>?
I bet girls said eeewwwwww no plz dont invite OP
ahhahahaha ahahaha omg
hey lets invite OP and all pretend to like him hahahaha yeah
im betting you 10 dollars you dont give OP a hug or a kiss on the cheek
hahahahahah
hahahahaha
get in here faggots laugh at OP
hahahahaha OP is a weirdo OP is a weirdo
>>27483728
Hey guys this poster again.
I read back what I said and realized it wasn't very cool of me. So i'm here to apologise. Sorry man. I didn't know what I was thinking.
I hope we all can have a nice discussion for the rest of the thread.
>>27483719
Because they are??? Lmao fucking virgin. If you actually believed that reading a book or shitposting on r9k was more fun than having sex with staceys you wouldn't make this thread to express your jealousy.
Why are we shy?
haven't been outside much the last 4 years
>Why are we shy?
Because we know.
>>27483731
this is the true answer
Anyone want tinder stories/advice from a semi robot cyborg chad here
I got good things going for me and bad things
>>27483643
how do I convince girls I have a match with to meet with me ?
>>27483658
By convincing yourself they want to meet with you because you are worthy to meet with
Also
>keep it short
>dont be insecure
>know what you want
>dont be a faggot
>dont be a beta
>dont use emoticons, thats for later
>>27483669
worst advice of my life
go die faggot
I am a 24 year old kv living in my moms basement. I have only worked a little bit part time in the past.
Now there's a chance i could get a job and i'd have to move to another country for it.
This is spooky as fuck, what do i do?
>>27483609
Calculate if leaving the country is worth it for a chance to become a normie.
You know damn well that life is so much more than you are doing right now?
Unless you got something to lose, which you dont if you havent worked a single day in your life and are on /r9k/ I say go for every chance that makes you happy anon
>>27483618
All the money seems pretty nice.
My mom doesn't let me neet at her expense and getting and keeping neetbux seems really hard.
That jobs salary would be considered pretty low in my country but is very high in the other country so i'd live pretty comfortably, get the cool eletronics i want and still save money.
>>27483692
then do it
now im leaving the thread
godspeed anon
>6'4 /fit/ australian
Would I have a chance finding a waifu in Japan? White cum-dumpsters can't look past my robotism
Same with all woman, if you want a long term relationship you're going to have to be able to support them. It will be even worse in zipang, unless you strike lucky and find a career woman
>>27483474
Tbh fampai jap women have standards almost on par with white women. If you want an easy waifu you should go china, they definitely have white fever. Good luck finding one thay speaks good english though.
Source: Ausfag been to china and japan
>>27483474
Being tall and white will help, but you're still fucked if you're ugly, autistic, don't dress well or can't speak conversational nip.
Robot songs, post songs that you relate to or that sound like robot life. I'm drunk and want to hear songs other robots relate to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOum_DlqOrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ1fgWl_HLc
Another robot song
>>27483243
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHMseaLy88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qfQRLu_QfU&ab_channel=VCBC_604
anyone who disagrees is a normalfag
>I can never have a group of friends because everybody in my country is obsessed with the sauna and I have severe body confidence issues
Mongolia?
originalityblox
Hallo finnfag
>>27483160
>>27483161
WHENEVER I've been spending a night with "mates", what have you, it's always "dude sauna bro dude sauna"
I just tell them I have skin problems these days
Am i just depressed or too self aware?
the answer to all lifes questions: you just had shit parents
>>27483135
I think they made a great job so i will not blame them
>>27483119
What's the difference?
Skak
>tfw you will never EVER go back to having sleepovers with your best friend every weekend, watching Chappelle's Show, South Park etc. eating deep frozen Pizza/going to McDonalds/BurgerKing, playing lots of videogames, goofing around, laughing your ass off, watching movies and discussing electronic entertainment
>tfw pass out in friend's garage every friday
i wonder how much longer it'll last
>>27482948
>best friend
Anyone on here that's ever heard a best friend, or friends even, isn't worthy of remaining here. It's the most proof you'll ever have that you can be socially-compatible with people, and yet you choose to stay here? What the fuck is even driving you to be here then? I stay here because I know that I've never had any friends, which only goes to show that people won't ever find me entertaining or comedic enough to hang out with.
>>27482948
you can do it as an adult but just drinking lots of beer
do tall women hate manlets as much as short grills do?progomadaw awdl;k
>>27482873
Tall girls hate themselves more than manlets.
>>27482873
Shes 180 cm you fucking fool, fuck off.
>>27483492
what are heels? for 800
Anyone else not get turned on by seeing women post nudes on 4chan? I don't understand how they get so much attention where the threads will get 300+ posts like crazy, and people will be begging for more photos.
/soc/ is a good example of this. What's so good about seeing some random nude of some broad? When you have the whole internet at your fingertips.
I'm not really visually stimulated at all tbqh
but yeah a girl posting her nudes on 4chan is instant red flag fuck off territory
Men are thirsty fucks with no self control. Attention whores love that shit.
>>27482786
>I'm not really visually stimulated at all tbqh
Same, i don't think it ever did, i don't see the point in sitting in a thread and litrelly showering some whore who wont ever sleep with you or give you any attention all this validation and so on.
It's fucking pathetic. I can search up tits or asses if i want.
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