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who /told they were hot by the opposite sex/ here?
My mom is a member of the opposite sex so me.
>>27487352
>you're mom says you look hot
ewww anon
>>27487377
yeah im basically a chad fight me i am alpha as fuck
Reminder: Hillary says that our immigration system is too in favor of men, and wants women to be the majority of immigrants.
Our only hope is that she gets elected and the US is flooded with young women, who robots can hopefully take before Chad fucks them.
She also wants to increase NEETbux.
Vote Hillary 2016
>NEETbux
LOL, for Tyrone maybe, but white male oppressors won't be getting any hand-outs because they are far too privileged (she will still give corporate welfare to her buddies on wall street though).
>>27487353
When did she say that
>>27487446
When she talked extensively about the gender pay gap and the systematic oppression that African-Americans experience while almost never mentioning poor people as a whole.
She did not say it explicitly because it would make her look bad to present her policy as it truly is.
Let's have a vaporware thread.
I really need some more aesthetic in my life.
At-least post some to get started...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur0nlRZA5v8
>>27487594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6xnheA3Zc
>>27487224
https://soundcloud.com/user-430717503/return-of-the-native
>first date in a very long time is tonight
>girl is adorable loli-ish, my age (19), super innocent and shy, she likes punk and indie music (like me), watches Always Sunny and Rick & Morty (like me)
>went to all girls catholic school, invited me to go with her to church this weekend (both of us are catholic)
>we're gonna get food and then maybe play some video games
>she seems into me, but we're both pretty shy and awkward
What do I have to do to not fuck this up? She seems waifu-material.
Rape her.
I know without a doubt this is an original comment
I bet a girl with childish face, saucer eyes and no eyebrows would look terrifying irl.
>>27487052
>the worlds and characters cannot replace those around you
that would be valid if they had anything to replace
who /nofriends/ here? I mean literally 0, not even online.
I dont think there is much of us in current r9k but it would be nice to have a thread.
why do you guys have no friends?
>tfw in uni
>literally easiest place to make friends and get laid
>still have none
NEETs at least have an excuse
>>27486998
I am a true neet.
>can't make friends irl
>no one ever invites me to anything
>try getting online friends
>join skype groups and discord chats
>cant even make an online friend
And even if I talk to someone online I get super paranoid about them takling behind my back or simply using me as their go to option when no one else is around.
I go to college and work. I'm the guy who sits in the back and waits to leave because when I get out I can have fun. After 5+ years it stopped effecting me so much.
Any robots playing magic here?
Trying to build my red and green
Mtg seems like a robot tier hobby, what do you think?
>>27486961
To expensive. I play MTG: Magic Duels on steam, though.
Yeeee. What format red green? I'm making a very budget Soul Sisters for modern.
>>27487020
only play casual tbqh laddy
Do you have a home-away-from-/r9k/? Does it have a very different culture? Are there weird shitposting styles there that other boards don't quite get?
Try posting a weird habit from your other board and see if the others can guess which one it is.
EG: On my board, we regularly have a huge teary about how one specific sub-topic of our board is consuming the entire catalog. It's the same sub-topic and this shitfest has been going on for longer than I have been on 4chan.
To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. Yes. I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. Dick caught in you magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with pedophiles, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
>>27486929
Wow anon. Wow. Which board?
>>27486844
>fwd
> being this much of a cuck
> not wearing full Rick
>JOOOOOZ
I browse o, fa, and pol
Theory: Women are crazy because they "swallow" (eat) semen. This is a form of cannibalism. Due to the effects cannibalism has on the human mind, this causes women to go crazy.
Think about it. If you aren't from a cannibalistic society, and you eat a human, the effects on your mind are harmful. It can cause you to go crazy. Semen is essentially human flesh. It's half of a baby. It's a living thing that comes from a human. Women eat this shit all the time. It's causing them to go crazy because swallowing semen is a form of cannibalism. If we want to fix all the crazy fucking women in society, we're going to have to give up blowjobs and women swallowing.
How about you test your own theory on yourself?
While masturbating, don't dump your cum into a tissue, let it fall on a smooth surface (like a table or your own skin), then scrape it off and eat it. Observe mental deterioration over the following days.
>>27486777
Cannibals only go crazy if they eat the brain. The rest of the body is fine.
There's a few proteins in the brain that give you the shakes and leads to madness.
>>27486777
It's possible.
I don't give blowjobs anymore and feel much saner since I stopped.
Hi /r9k/, I'm a girl
before you rage, tell me what the point is of getting angry at people JUST because of their gender? The main thing that I keep seeing said is that we can't post on /r9k/ or we can't be robots or we don't understand anything about loneliness because (insert sexist views here).
When I ask someone about this in a thread, they usually give me an argument that goes along the line of "there are lots of ugly guys who would want to fuck you so you can't be lonely". But how is it MY fault if lots of men are desperate and will fuck anything that moves? It isn't my fault
In fact any time that I say my gender here there's an 80% chance someone will start obviously hitting on me, which gender is doing that? It's men doing that. I never do that to men here out of nowhere for no reason but without fail you all do it.
I'm just a normal 4chan poster and have been for years and I'm not some crazy stereotype you've come up with to fit all women into
>I'm a girl
Stopped reading there
Roasties get out
>>27486764
>Hi /r9k/, I'm a girl
bait
>>27486764
the hens want to roost as anons, as a means of simulating how it will go down irl
>/pol/ stole our mascot
>>27486699
Wouldnt Pepe be the terrorist?
ideological propagation through any memes necessary
Poster above is right tbgh
>>27486699
Wojak is true mascot
How are you suppose to kiss a lady when 2-5 cocks were already in her mouth and she most likely swallowed some semen?
>>27486600
By not being insecure about my sexuality.;-)
Well why don't you tell us cuckold? You seem experienced in such a specific matter.
>>27486960
Cuck
>>27486600
YOU FUCKING SHITLORD
GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
>tfw you will never have a gf with Steatopygia
LOOKIT DAT SHHEEEEIIIITTTT
>>27486598
>tfw you'll never spread those enormous cheeks and squeeze your dick in her poop chute
Literally the only reason I'd consider traveling to Africa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjjwBGHJwMA
reminded me of this
Skipping high school and have to walk around for 4 hours AMA
>>27486489
you have to go back to school
Go back to school, buddy.
You should go back to school. Its really bad to miss too many days
Who here assman?
a nice ass drives me crazy
ill dump a few to get thread going
since OP literally didnt post anything but a question
Why do you even come here anymore?
Anyone hate this place more than anything?
Always with the racial shit
But I guess it forced me to fuck all 6 races so that im not missing out
All the pussy felt the same
I hate this board quite a bit. Not the site in general though there's great memes on it.
>>27486116
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
brix
>>27486116
do they got a bandaid on the vagina?
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