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>>27473944
alcohol

could easily get the same as you OP but I'd rather get coke so I'm not up for 48 hours straight

Just a bit of alcohol. I gave up meth, hopefully for good. It helps you do more, but in the long run you'll do a lot worse. I think it just changes your whole personality. Have fun being robo-anon though for awhile. Don't need to eat or sleep and you'll get some serious shit done. I kind of miss it but it can really take over your life.

>>27474346
Wooo alcholicolicloic. What are you drinking fellow drunk?

>>27471458
plz resbong.

r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k

>>27471532
do these work? I wanna see some robot faces

I use to use league but all I get are normie faggots

anime turns up weirdos too

you're so so pathetic

Bro tell them you have a crush on one. Cuz that shit is hot and admit it, you've thought of it before

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You...You! You're a doodoo head

Happy Birthday stranger.

The grave yawns for your soul, but it shall not have it today.

>>27491825
Feliz cumpleanhos mi pana

Happy birthday, wish there was something I could do to make your day better.

Can't wait for my own day tomorrow.

>>27491821
Yeah of course, most traps like girls.

You have to think about what kind of girls would be into you, though. Not many, and the few that do would probably want to peg you and maybe even cuck you.

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>tfw i only trap at conventions
>tfw I do it to win the costume competitions.
>tfw its satisfying as all hell to get mean-mugged by a landwhale because you have the petite body to pull off your cosplay.

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>>27491688
what up cucky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw

i hope you learn from it and leave the 3d mayonnaise aside

women are not worth your efforts and resources

>>27491688

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691udPnBcaw

i'll be seeing you , in hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I&list=PLZpTxWAxS89taBYsxC2rXY6k-ASDRaVPg&index=15

Should cheer u up

>>27491683
y not jack off???

Is she masturbating or getting Chad'd?

>>27491712
she's getting Tyrone'd

I envy you, you who still has hope enough for your fellow man to believe that.

>>27491461
>>>/trash/2000000

>>27491461
Not in the slightest. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar. That's why if you like MLP, keep it to yourself, because that's what you'll be associated with.

Musical skill takes time and dedication to develop. I don't have the latter, and I'd rather spend the former on signposting or watching porn.

you can give it a try anon but i doubt you can sing good enough to make it

>implying bruce is ugly

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but you touch yourself at night.

I never even thought about this

Now I have something else on the list to be depressed about

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>>27491256

well played senpai

I mean yeah it sucks NON BUT IT'S A BIT OF AN OVERREACTION TO SHOVE A PEPSI BOTTLE UP YOUR ASS

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>>27491207
mYBE JUST A DILDO THEN

>later that day she forgets about shoving the bottle up her SS AND STARTS DRINKING FROM IT

Didn't even bother reading this autistic mess

It went it went it went spread takyon

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Uhh,
Hit them with a little NEET gospel
Those who wish to follow me
I welcome with my hands
And the red sun sinks at last into the hills of gold
And peace to this young Wagie without the sound of clocks.

If I could recollect before my NEET days
I'd sit and reminisce, thinking of bliss of the bad days
I stop and stare at the wagies, my heart goes to 'em
They tested, it was stress that they under
And nowadays things changed
Everyone's ashamed to the wagie cause the truth looks strange
And for me it's reversed, we left them a world that's cursed, and it hurts

Don't let me get teary, the world looks dreary
but when you wipe your eyes, see it clearly
there's no need for you to fear me
if you take your time to hear me, maybe you can learn to cheer me

it ain't about wagie or NEET, cause we're human
I hope you see the light before it's ruined
my NEET gospel

Tick tock wagies

Another day another dollar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r1kQq5LY4M

>>27490778
To the afterlife

>>27490778
Do you like sex tho?

Innawoods.

Or just develop your own schema of values and interests and propagate it as an alternative lifestyle choice.

You can go wherever you want when you realize that all attachments are chains.

>>27490596
Who /Bach/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUUUAsqE77w
(first is GOAT)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwWL8Y-qsJg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS-HWIFyLsE

These three never fail to make me smile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56flbcUqAB8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TdY6iqV2k0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzgh0cLopck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaJOg_ozaw

I don't want to mess with Levon's gf

I wonder what drove her to get so swole.

I think I would like to ask her that, she looks good, but it's not the ideal bodytype most women go for.

I'd hope being different would mean she has some novel viewpoints.

>>27490384
sauceino pleasino