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It's me or there is a LGBT agenda here?
There is always 2-3 threads about traps. And don't tell me it's because r9k love it. Really, I think someone wants to feminize the males here.
>>27494937
I've always thought this senpai, glad im not alone
>>27494937
>what is a strawman?
>masturbate
>feel shame
>overcompensate with bigotry and victim-oriented politics in order to shunt the blame away from you taking your dick out
also as a raging faggot i can safely say: WE DON'T WANT YOU
Good. More whores
Honest question here.
How is it possible for a woman to be this beautiful?
>>27494875
Not even slightly attractive to me. But fuck me, right?
>>27494875
The picture is obviously unrelated right?
Luck
Original meme
The /r9k/ teamspeak is back up, last one ended up with fourty people, let's get it going.
Currently: 1 Female on
IP: ts.dev-urandom.eu
epic virgin teamspeak, love it.
more people needed
ten people going strong!
I just want to feel good about myself, /r9k/
>>27494317
I would like that too. What is your story anon?
not possible in hyper-specialized society
get fucked on drugs
>>27494342
>20
>always tired
>never been loved
>no gf ever (obviously)
>failing college
>can't study
>my parents still treat me super well even though I'm a big failure which makes it even worse for me
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a short guy dating a taller woman.
How sweaty do girls feet get in those boots
I need to know for fapping
>>27494236
Says the short man to the tall woman.
>>27494236
Agreed robot.
Would you suck a girl's penis?
>>27494234
girls don't have benis
>>27494252
All girls have dicks.
>>27494234
I am not an homosexual, no.
>men are extremely promiscuous or desire to be promiscuous
>keep thinking they are justified fucking every bitch they can fuck
>just want to fuck one man and one man only because when I'm horny for sex what he looks like won't matter as long as I get to hump him
>try to find a guy, look through ugly men, normal men, hot men
>give all of them a chance
>they all do the same shit and leave to fuck other women
>implying my vagina is just going to get loose having no children and fucking one cock that he needs to leave
>hurr durr why do women fuck so many guys
Why even bother man. I haven't had sex but I'll hump anything when I'm horny, but no man wants to be in a lifelong relationship/my personal and private dildo. I NEED A HUMAN DILDO FUCK. JUST LOVE ME AND ONLY ME AND IT'S DONE, WE DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE, I'LL ONLY FUCK YOU AND BE SATISFIED, WHY WON'T YOU IDIOT BE SATISFIED????
1. Where the fuck do you think you are?
2. What do you look like? Are you uggo?
>>27493847
Are you skinny? Location? My penis will be exclusive to your vagina only.
>>27493847
Are you a girl? This comment was not ever original
>tfw only 4" dick
>tfw small penis humiliation fetish
>tfw no one to humiliate me
I'm either depressed because my dick is tiny, or I'm depressed because I can't even satisfy my fetish
>tfw black with 3 inch dick
I need a girl to call me a faggotI got a big dick kej
>>27493761
>tfw small penis humiliation fetish
>tfw average dick
>tfw not attractive so no one will ever do it
Friendly reminder to go out for a walk today. Either right now during the day or at night when there's less foot and car traffic.
Humans aren't the fastest or strongest animals. We can't climb trees very well, we can barely swim, we can't fly (not without an airplane or helicopter or something), we don't have claws, we don't have the ability to regenerate limbs, etc.
However, what we do have over all other animals, besides our intelligence, is the absolute best endurance. Various tribes hunt down and kill animals simply by just walking towards them and killing them from exhaustion after a day or two.
Walking is one of the easiest and most convenient forms of exercise. All that sitting around in front of you computer and sitting around in front of your TV isn't good for your legs, hips, knees, spine and overall health. A healthy body is a healthy mind!
I walked about 14 km, or 8 miles, and barely broke a sweat or felt it in my legs. I only came back because I wasn't wearing the right shoes and could feel blisters forming.
>>27493234
Sounds like a good plan OP. Too bad I won't do it.
>>27493234
I went on two walks today OP...maybe I should go on another.
I live in Rochdale you faggot, if I had a walk some chavs might bully me
Long story, buckle up.
>be me
>average/below average fembot
>pretty beta if there's a such thing as a female beta
>just get out of an abusive relationship
>get invited to talk in a group chat by this guy (guy A) who really likes me, vice versa
>talking in a group chat with a few friends from an online gaming commuinity
>start talking to this other guy (call him guy B) outside of the group in our own PMs
>we love the same music, share links back and forth
>we also learn that we share very similar interests in hentai/lewd pics
>every day, make it a mission to find lewd pics for him and share them
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>we talk until nearly 4am every night
>nothing too lewd, we know boundaries
>after a while, he says he's making a road trip to visit all of his friends from the internet before he moves to another state
>says he's coming to visit me
>okay.jpg
>days later, things get weird, we're both really perverted and start making inappropriate jokes about each other
>get daring, start talking about how long it's been since I've had sex and that I miss it
>he says "If I don't suck some tits soon, I'm gonna die
>"w-what"
>conversations like this happen, where we indirectly talk about things we want to do with other people, but never direct it at each other
The problem I face here is.... this is almost strictly sexual. I am a free person, I can make my own choices. Just getting out of an abusive relationship was hard enough, now I have guy A wanting to be exclusive and guy B wants to do naughty stuff. guy A and guy B are really close friends though.
I feel like I'm experiencing trauma and not handling my emotions well.
Do you, /r9k/, think it's unacceptable for me to take emotional feelings from guy A and sexual desires from guy B?
>>27493225
I stopped reading at female and beta
sage
can you tell a joke or something because your story was mad boring
>>27493225
>average/below average fembot
nah, how about you fuck off?
Why is cuckolding on the rise?
>>27493213
Because civilization is decaying and we're all falling into hedonism
>>27493213
Do you even know what the word means?
>>27493316
this i rather be alone perma virgin status then be a cuck.
apparently she says its healthier for me...what do i do? how do i tell her i dont want to cut my dick? i mean im fucking scared
I choose my dick over you.
>>27492996
cut all the extra roast beef in her vagina.
>>27492996
Just tell her, and if she doesn't, then that relationship is not worth it.
Who /only child/ here?
>tfw no older brother to look up to
>tfw no little sister to believe in me
>>27492990
>no siblings
>parents gang up on me every time argue
>>27492990
Having a little sister is awful anon, you're not missing anything.
>tfw your mom was pregnant with another kid
>tfw her boyfriend threatened her so she would get an abortion
I was so close to having someone my own age that would be there for me.
Do you like Chinese girls? they are pretty x_x
The ones I go to uni with and the one in your pictures are gr8 but theres some gnarly looking ones
>>27492560
doesn't look chinese
>>27492887
shes chinese singer
>tfw I never lost an argument on 4chan
You are natural born winner.
>>27492230
You just lost the game though
Oh yeah? If I argued with you right now I bet you wouldn't be able to win.
