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girlfriend said she never even liked me a little bit and dumped me just like that, asked her what the fuck is that and she says she was just playing around (for months)
i honestly feel sad as fuck feel like committing sudoku right now and don't know where else to go
that's what you get for leaving your room
Nah dude all girls say that after a breakup. (The "I never even liked you", bit.)
She's mostly justifying her actions to herself.
Don't worry about girls.
>feel like committing sudoku right now
Oh you
>Angela Merkel comes into the surgery
>She greats me with "Asalaamu aleikum"
>Starts prattling on about ISIS and the Syrian civil war
>Wants me to give her use of the surgery to house 'refugees'
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
Why is Harold Shipman a meme? Did he kill only normies or something?
>>27497080
And nothing of value was lostWith the possible exception of originality
>>27497173
Well, he killed over 200 women, but this meme transcends trivial matters like that.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Wah! Onii- chan I didn't see you there! >w<
I can't wrap my head around people with siblings, especially female siblings
>>27497130
Not op, but I have one of each (male & female) ask me anything you'd like, if only to save this /brap/ thread
I don't know how to react to these threads
Many foolishly think that Chad is the 'celebrity' with women and that female strangers will instantly respond to him on the street, on the elevator, or wherever. This is a silly life, as all these strangers will never really give a damn about you. Don't forget your own community. Rather than go for 'instant hook-ups' at bars and clubs, try expanding your social circle. Eventually, you'll get circles and larger circles and even larger circles of women coming after you. These ladies will tell their lady friends about you and the effect just ripples. This increasing of social circle, of your community, is far far more rewarding than being an introvert who practically costumes his physical appearance, his social self, his emotional self, and (dare I say) his spiritual self for some dumb roastie who wouldn't care if he dropped dead the next day!
That's what you did? You made ripples and ripples
Get the fuck out of here normal scum
Nope. Didn't get more attention from women when I had a group of 12 friends who used to hang out all the time. We did barhopping but we all went to parties and events in general really. Even fairs and stuff like that.
Women care for very little but appearance. I was really forward a lot. Asked the guys multiple time and they didn't know what the fuck was wrong (aside from 3 of them who told me I'm ugly. let me know they're good friends).
So no, your advice doesn't help me. And I don't believe Chads are celebrities with women. They just have more success.
>his spiritual self
Don't you dare claim philosophy and theology isn't best formed in solitude. That's utter bollocks and it's just the shallow view you'd expect from a normie.
he's right you autists, take it from a former autist
expand ur social circle. if u only have 1 friend try to make 2, then 3, then 4... etc. etc. It gets easier as you go, as you'll meet people through your friends. Don't do this and you will not have any progress in your social life.
I will give 50 USD on paypal to whoever can convince everyone ITT that they are indeed the most pathetic out of all of us. I will set the bar so if you are not at least this pathetic don't even bother:
>26 year old haldholdless, kissless virgin
>never had a girlfriend or even female close friend
>no college degree
>no friends
>never been employed
>no neetbucks even, a complete parasite
Make sure to include your e-mail with your story and or proof in order to claim your prize so I can send it to you through paypal. Alternatively, use a tripcode and claim it later but just make sure nobody else can impersonate you if you anon post.
Hi anon, looks like noone took your thread very seriously. Sorry. Every thread deserves at least one reply
>>27497333
It's ok, I didn't have high expectations.
>>27497453
I think everyone knows that any thread offering money are fakes by now.
>in an alternate dimension, you're waifu is killing herself because you don't exist
hahahaha ownedd
Do not mute me, for I must speak with this image.
>>27496924
>>27496974
I came, I saw, I felt...
So I used to be a broken and battered robot like all of you. I was tired of putting pussy on a pedestal so I manned up and threw down$200for a mechanical lay.
I will be happy to answer any questions and offer advice to other robots.
You are a failure to normies and robots alike
>>27496910
>used to be a wizard
>two years to go
fucking normies cant even count. also, get out.
>>27496910
have you every dated a girl?
are you nervous in front of girls?
are you very friendly, but too friendly for girls?
where did you find this person to have sex with?
do you mean you're 28?
do you feel ashamed that you're having to pay for it?
I have fucking lyme disease. jesus robots, how bad can this get? my doctor just looks at me like I'm an idiot everytime I go. I thought about grabbing their syrenge and just jabbing it into my heart.
hopefully things have been better with you guys. and for fucks sake, please no bully.
>>27496864
Hahaha
Fucking love out 36 ticks and I ain't got shit
Have fun dying
>>27496864
cut your hair so you can find the tick next time :^(
>>27496898
you made love to 36 ticks? you must have a small dick
When all your friends think you are just joking about killing yourself, but you actually want to kill yourself
>>27496845
this would be a funny black person twitter remake
>>27496845
>tfw no friends to think I'm joking
>>27497350
Niggers think about suicide?
What happened to feminine women? Women who enjoyed being maternal, girly, and weren't obsessed with their career and sticking it to the patriarchy 24/7?
she is most likely your mother
>>27496814
They exist but are taken. Low supply High demand
>>27496814
Jews i think
Skelly > Layko
Prove me wrongProtip: you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-5DuqS6RUs
As much as I respect these two, they've tainted the board with their indirect tripfaggotry sorry Skelly
Mister Skelly does not know anything about anything. He's LITERALLY a schoolkid running around grey-skied Scotland with his head full of American memes
>>27496791
You and that other assburgers faggot are both cancer
Meet up for a suicide pact, thanks
>Wagesalve comes into the surgery
>Assume he has concussion because his eyes are so dark
>Turns out the rings around them were caused by sleep deprivation
>Complains about how hard his life is, no free time etc.
>Says that he is suffering from 'occupational sress' and needs a sick note
>Wants me to give him some time off work
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27496763
If you're a surgeon you work longer and worse hours than a wageslave.
Shipman for PM desu
>>27496847
>Not knowing 'The Ship' was a local, friendly, family doctor, not a surgeon.
Another Youtuber bites the dust.
This is the fate of all would be youtubers looking for glory and fame.
RIP
https://youtu.be/52pqtxK1E-g
>>27496750
Who is this and how did you find his video?
>>27497011
He posted on here months ago promoting his gaymen channel. Claims to be a robot too.
This is what happens when you don't Like'n'Subscribe
In a couple weeks I will be able to take a training course to become a fork lift operator
should I do it or should I get neetbux?
is it a robot job?
>>27496674
Honestly I worked fork lifting. It is worth it OP. The only reason I don't still do it is because of my new cushy government job where I get paid to do 2 hours of work a day and spend the rest of the 6 hours slacking off.
I run a warehouse, and I too operate a forklift.
It's a great job for robots if you work for a smaller company (i.e. cable). I watch TV most of the day.
>>27496698
is it fun operating that machine
like would an autist enjoy it
>driving with friend
>friend points at sidewalk
>Look at her!
>it's some blonde woman wearing yoga pants walking her dog
>she's hot isn't she
>meh
Am I asexual? I am 30 and have never felt attraction to a 3DPD since high school. Getting married seems as remote a possibility as me going to Mars. Family is giving shit for being single still.
>>27496651
The point of greentexting is to get our opinion with an interesting story by sparing us inane details. How could you even think for a second this story was interesting or added anything to your post?
If you felt it in high school you probably aren't asexual but who knows, these things are hard to determine
My attraction to women has substantially gone down since high school, but unfortunately strikingly beautiful 3D girls still get me
I don't think so. I think that maybe you don't feel attraction because you think you don't have a chance, plus your sexuality is probably screwed up majorly from a lifetime of porn.
