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http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
it drew a dick, what now?
>>27503140
fuck animehighly original commento
Fuck japan
Oregano
What sort of girls like quiet, snarky, thoughtful, somewhat brooding fellows?
>>27503136
what else? you could have easily described a million guys out there.
What do you look like? What are you doing with your life/planning to do? At the very least what are you passionate about
>>27503136
I can almost guarantee you, no one likes a quiet type. Even if they say they do, they don't. People often conflate you being quiet to you being awkward.
Ever had someone sit down next to you and you just don't want to talk, you're a quiet person. A lot of times that person, after they leave, will think of you as awkward, not quiet.
And people hate being awkward, they would rather be having fun.
Don't get me wrong, I think quiet is a fine trait, but it's next to impossible to exude positively.
>>27503136
None to be honest
Hi fellow blackbots, how do you feel?
>>27502959
Bretty gud, nothing bad going on right now. Original.
>>27502959
Currently wondering how to get with this qt.3.14, feels odd. Besides that doing laundry and smoking, contemplating if I should go to the gym.
There are no race issues in the United States. All systematic racism is propaganda created by the media to create a race war to establish a communist state.
Most white people are not racist in anyway. The majority of black people are racist towards white people.
tfw no adorable ASMR girlfriend
>respects Trump
>Not a feminist
>doesn't party
>wholesome look
>has a good relationship with her father
>doesn't curse
All i want is for her to whisper me to sleep every night senpai.
look @ those dimples
>>27502791
What's her channel, lad?
>>27502847
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCikebqFWoT3QC9axUbXCPYw
>walk into your hotel room at anime con
>see this
>what do
assume I'm on NBC's "What Would You Do" or to catch a rapist or something.
Remove gag and feign concern. Ask if she's ok what happened etc.
Laugh at that shitty binding work.
Kick her out for appropriating nerd culture and using it to attention-whore.
Oh fuck, guys I really fucked up this time
>Be me
>28, live by myself and spend every waking moment on the computer
>My sister tells me that she's going out of town so she'll just leave her daughter (Who's 6 years old) with me
badidea.gif
>She arrives, drops off her daughter and drives off
>She wanders around my house for a bit, I put Madoka Magica in the DVD player for her to watch
>Never seen it before, but I figure a girl her age would like it based on the cover art
>Go back to playing CS:GO
>A few hours pass, rage quit because I kept getting killed by a hacking faggot
>Decide to have some fun with my niece
evilscheme.pdf
>Walk up to her and tell her to stick her arm straight out and shout "Hiel Hitler!"
>She does it
>Tell her to do it again as I chuckle to myself while she salutes Hitler
>After a while I go back to playing vidya, forget about what I was doing before
>Sister comes back to pick up her daughter and leaves
>Forget about it entirely
>2 days later I get a phone call from my sister
>She's screaming her lungs out
>She tells me that her daughter got in trouble for shouting "Hiel Hitler!" while extending her arm at school
>She knows I was behind this
What should I do robots? Should I take responsibility for it or just weasel my way out of this one?
Assuming this is true, take the hit. There's no way your sister is going to take your word over her own daughter's.
>>27502554
Oh my GOd Op my FUckin sides
I can't breathe
why are you upset? sounds like some devilish mischief paid off. you should be proud
anyone else follow the stream?
You mean his show?
Not really. I don't think he's posted here for a couple years, but I could be wrong.
>>27502573
Isn't 2005 his last post here?
>>27502573
today is anniversary show.
not sure on which board to post a thread, but r9k might have the most users from back then, i suppose
>tfw I have an entire folder dedicated to fembots
We all have our collection of Stacys, but we need something to compare it to to set the bar.
tl;dr: You need a fembot folder
>>27502497
>he doesn't have a femanon folder
Less than 100 uniques
>>27502497
>>27503023
Disgusting beta faggots.
you're missing the top cuddle fembot
Is trump a Chad guys? He seems pretty alpha to me
Of course he is.
You would be too if your daddy had given you a million dollars and you had access to every contact and business your daddy built.
>>27502457
yes, but he also pisses off the normies
>projecting
>original
>comment?
>tfw imagining sacrificing your life to save the world and dying in the arms of a qt gril
>>27502435
That would be nice. And if there is a Jewish God, at least you'll have that as an excuse.
>tfw you want to be a hero, but your just a filthy peasant
>>27502435
Lmao I remember doing this when I was younger. Picturing I was trapped dundee a collapsed building or something with only my head sticking out and I just saved everyone who was inside and some sweet babe is touching my face talking to me and me being like
>don't sweat it babe. Just did what I had to SPLEEEEGGHHHHH
and dying
Friendly reminder that if you aren't attracted to this woman, or if you prefer skinny women you have low testosterone and need to excercise more.
I'm 25, I have a chubby gf that I have sex with contantly and I still jerk off at least 10 times a day to relieve excess test.
I lift and do HIIT daily and am 6 % body fat. I can give specifics on my 1RM lifts if you're interested.
Become real high test men, it's almost the polar opposite of a robot. I can help.
>>27502430
Would you ever fug a skinny girl OP?
>>27502442
Certainly I would, if it were easy enough and I needed a quick test release. However, as a general rule women with under 30% bf or without large birthing hips and full breasts I won't go out of my way for.
why cant a find a chubby girl with monster tits REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ;_;
Does anyone else here get mad over trivial things then end up having autism attacks over it? This happen to me yesterday.
>Be me
>In college
>Go to "Printing Services" to print homework for a class
>We're allowed 20 free pages to print each day
>Find out printing services is "down" due to technical issues
>Angry.jpeg
>Walk to library where they charge 10 cents per page
>Sit down and send my print information to the printer in the library
>Go up to receptionist to pay and retrieve my papers
>She says "It's not showing up, did you send it to the right printer."
>I say yes and go back and re-print it several more times out of sheer anger to make sure it printed
>Go back up to receptionists
>She says "Okay now it's there"
>I don't carry change on me so I have to pay with my debit card
>Use debit card reader
>Asks for my pin number
>Enter pint number
>Says invalid pin
>What the fuck.jpeg
>Enter it again
>Still wrong
>Get even more frustrated and just run it as credit
>Finally get my documents
>Storm off pissed off
>Whisper "Jesus Christ" under my breath
>Leave library
>Seething with rage
>Decide to call "Printing Services" supervisor and make a complaint
>Get connected to some stacie bitch
>Make my complaint
>She proceeds to mock me and says "Well let me tell you something, you might pay to attend this university but you're not entitled to free printing, we offer that service out of the kindness of our hearts and most colleges don't even allow free printing. Maybe you should be more grateful that you attend college that even offers free printing."
>Continue having the argument
>Eventually I hang up on her
>Even more pissed off
>Decide to get in touch with HER boss
>Talk to her boss
>Tell her that one of her employees was very rude to me
>Spend 15 minutes explaining word for word how rude she was to me and quoted sentences showing how she was rude to me
>Supervisor proceeds to fucking DEFEND her employee
(Part 1 out of ????)
You went to college without buying a printer? Fucking retard.
The proper course of action here is to fucking kill yourself.
>>27502406
Happens to me all the time. The most recent event was when a pencil wasn't sharpening so I through it at the wall.
So what are /r9k/'s favorite quotes and idioms?
Quote:
>pic related
Idiom:
>"Break a leg"
I forgot who said it but:
"if you take the knowledge of the smartest person on earth and the dumbest person on earth and put them on the spectrum of 'how much there is to know' they will be immeasurably separate."
"Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." - Some manlet chink
>>27502317
Quote:
"Chat shit get banged"
This thread is for anyone who wants to know how to be a Tyrone or Chad.
All Chads will use the username An while the robots will use the name As.
To be a Tyrone or chad you have to had sex with 10 girls or boitoys.
Im only at 7
so I do belong here ;_;
>>27502276
>1993georgiaboy
>1993
It's an odd feeling knowing that people younger than you are experiencing things you never will.
What in the fuck is with black people
>meet a gril
>have similar interests
>also a virgin
>date for two or so months
>has the house to self one day and wants me to come over with intentions of having sex, which is cool with me
>decide it's time to ask the question
>"you know, i really like you a lot, i want you to be my girlfriend"
>get the longest most awkward silence of my life
>"i'm sorry but i don't really want that anon"
>decide to drop it proceed to have sex later on
>a couple of days later and she has zero desire to be my girlfriend
am i crazy for obsessing over the title?
i feel like something is wrong with me if she doesn't want to be in a relationship after we both lost our virginity together
i feel like i was pretty much used and it's soul crushing
i never wanted this feel
who cares, you had sex.
youre probably just a needy faggot like youre coming off as by starting this topic and she doesnt wanna deal with that
just be happy you got some sex you big faggot
i'd be concerned too. she used u like my dearest eliza used me. the pain won't stop. u have to end it.
>>27502231
You're just a man with good morals in a time without them
