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Well shit heads, you did it. You finally did it. You bullied the shit out of Eggman about his moderate looks and he committed suicide.
Raymond "Eggman" Richardson was 28 years old and was a beautiful soul. He left behind a sterling career in the food service industry and a family that loved him.
RIP Eggman. Fuck you /r9k/
>>27506015
What? No, he's still alive. He just had facial reconstruction surgery. This is what he looks like now.
>Eggy has attention whored over suicide three fucking times now
>Not even a cut on his wrist
>>27506037
Stop it troll
Has someone ever loved you?
>>27505997
Maybe? Orginal comment
>>27505997
i loved someone tbqh
no ;^((((( hohonooohohonoo
Did you guys pick up on girls signals back in high school? Here were my go-tos.
>move my tongue around in my cheek while glancing over from time to time
>pulls my leggings/yoga pants up until they can see my thong through the fabric
>run my hands through my hair and shake it up a bit, make sure I give them a good look
>>27456858
>>27456858
wait are you a girl?
>>27456891
Obviously.
I would be concerned if a guy was that outgoing about their sexuality.
>>27456858
Girls didn't give me signals because I'm not a filthy normie.
One girl did brazenly ask me out, but I'm a good 99% sure she was just making fun of me.
WHY WON'T THESE DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS VOTE BERNIE????
HE'S GIVING THEM LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY WANT!!!
Maybe they've been taught that older white men are evil conservatives, even though Bernie would be a good candidate to help them out.
they were all raised by single moms, they think it's natural for a woman to be in charge
It's an irony that even niggers are smart enough not to vote for this shill.
>NEET
>open job application
>"stack shelves at a supermarket"
>1 hour psychological evaluation 'test'.
tfw
>>27505882
That's what they do to keep neets out. Way till you have to go to the interview and they ask you what you have been doing for the past years and other stupid questions.
wagie here.
Applying for jobs is as bad as working a minimal wage/job you hate.
>>27505968
Yeah, I've had that. I survived it by saying 'travelling'. Honestly, no one gives a fuck if you're stacking shelves, its insane.
I'm a fembot. Please say mean things to me, it turns me on so much.
y-you're gay!
original
>>27505516
It's more fun doing mean things.
hi there, i think you are beatiful
have a nice day
Prepare yourselves...
I'm going to be upfront and say I am more or less a normie by standard definition. I have been here since the beginning, cannot get away from it but seem to manage my every day life relatively well. I've spent almost my entire life on the internet. Enough about me, though.
I have read some really dark things on r9k, about the lifestyles of the people who lurk and post on here. Attitude towards the opposite sex (which I feel is justified at times), a general lack of structure in life, clearly a lot of self-hate and depression. None of this a problem of course, otherwise I wouldn't keep returning.
My question to you is...do you think you could be with someone such as yourself? Is a relationship with a robot (or someone with similar traits) automatically doomed from the beginning? Or do you think it could work, with the influence of another human being who truly cared about you?
I could be with a woman that has mental ilness, but is nice like me.
I don't think I am worthy of a woman though. If a woman came to me and wanted to be with me I would say I am not good enough for her. It's not worth destroying her life for little pleasure I would get from her. I really have trouble dealing with social situations.
>>27505853
If she still decided she wanted to be with you, do you think this would help you in the areas you've spoken about? Or do you think it is more likely that you would doom the relationship by being so doubtful about it from the beginning?
The cure for the way that I am is being with someone.
I just need one. ONE fucking success and the dam would break. I've seen it happen to a guy I knew. Same story as me, KV, nogf, suicidal. Then he managed to get that one success and his whole life opened up.
I never got the emotional reassurance and confidence builder of a romantic relationship. The idea that someone could be interested in me is alien. I feel rejected by society 24/7.
If I could break that feeling, just for a little while, my life would immediately turn the fuck around. And I know this because I came close to feeling this way once.
Just being friends with a hot girl I liked boosted my self esteem enough to a point where I started to feel normal.
But that all came crashing down and I got worse.
All I ask is for one success. It's the medicine I need but I can't fucking get it.
How do you know if a girl is squirting or just pissing in your mouth?
Inb4 drink your own piss and see.
If liquid is spraying from her genitals, then she is pissing.
>>27505364
She keeps insisting its her squirting. I tried to make sure by keeping a close eye at her clit and fingering her till she squirts and I don't see it coming out of that hole.
Still though I'm not 100% certain. Just saw a chick pee on can and it seriously didn't look lie it came from the lit either.
>>27505471
Jesus wtf
Cam, like, clit*
>robots will leave you to become one of stacy's 20 orbiters
>being a vagcuck
better luck in the next life, roastie.
>>27505133
Orbiters are so fucked in the head, for every orbiter there's a girl waiting for a robot bf.
>>27505183
>there's a girl waiting for a robot bf.
he actually believes this..
Why do /pol/cucks feel the need to shit up the rest of this website with their cancer?
because it makes betas post these threads and it makes us laugh hard at you
It's just a meme.
Don't take it so seriously.
Trump is pretty cool though desu.
Because it gets libshit retards like you to make threads like this
>Trans
>Melbourne Australia
>online boyfriend who I'm scared to meet irl
>too depressed to function
>often homicidal thoughts
>never really been happy
Convince me to either kill myself or not, it's your choice anon.
Inb4 pizza shits up this thread
>>27505111
Trans and never really been happy, hmm...
Have you tried not being trans?
>>27505189
Tried it a couple of times.
Get so angry that I have to hit things.
Feel so out of place and wrong.
Tried to harm myself or kill myself almost daily.
Im taking this over that
>>27505224
I'll add that I've had moments and glimmers of happiness but it never lasts long.
I've only ever felt these specks of joy while being trans.
>you'll never be a 2D girl
>you'll always be 3D
if you draw a picture of yourself and give her a narrative she will exist in the 2D form and as we've learned from morrison this means a 2D you is real
>>27504993
Act as close to 2d as possible. Upto and including flawless hair and curiously well-groomed pubes.
>>27504993
are you a 3D girl or boy?
why aren't you red pilled yet senpai?
>>27504982
Because of the Jewish bluepill conspiracy, also chemtrails. Blue sky, blue pill ... coincidence? Maybe ... but maybe not.
>>27504982
Being fucking red pilled makes so unhappy.
You become a fucking judging bitch, you stop enjoying life...
I hate this place it made me a racist piece of thrash.
>>27505007
this
originallaskdfj
Give one good reason you haven't become a girl yet, /r9k/.
Unless you're cut chances are you haven't already started becoming a girl. With that, why start now?
too tall and old
>tfw used to have a hormonal problem and could've totally done it
>>27504908
This.
Currently doing it myself. Betas put you on a pedestal.
So I just got back from my first day of wagecucking at the plastic factory (no higher education and no job, took the job, since can't be NEET, because living in Poland). Turns out it'll also be my last day of wagecucking, because me employers somehow managed to fucking lie to me twice - first they gave me a lower wage (which was literally the only reason I wanted to work, cuz I want a new PC and it would take me like 4 years of painstaking penny pinching to save up for it with allowance) and then put me on a different working place - I was supposed to work in the warehouse, I AM working in the production area, which is fucking killing me with plastic fumes and the unbearable noise.
>Everyone who works there will be dead before they can reach 40
>Still work for the lowest possible pay
>gud goys aplenty
>abort ship
>live is a shit tier country
>live a shit tier life
maybe if you had some sort of government agency to report this to like OSHA you could win some sort of recompense.
what kind of stuff does the factory make
>>27504876
nobody cares about physical workers in Poland. We do have OSHA'like agencies, but they won't give a shit unless it's literally a sweat shop
