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Who are some of r9k's favorite pornstars?
>>27495243
Dillion Harper or Kendra Lust.
Busty buffy
Anri okita
Ai Uehara
I can't think of anything else. I have low IQ sorry
Can anyone here play an instrument or sing? Rate other anons and share your talents, and most importantly, have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KIpldhzBhR
Apoligies for shitty microphone + hiccups, still in the early stages of practicing this piece, and I literally shake with nervosity when recording
>>27494637
I really love it anon, you were in the last thread right? How'd you learn to play violin?
>tfw being in a band requires you to interact with normies
Good Morning Britain edition
>200mg/dl
I hope I get so fucking mad that I die from heart failure
>>27502829
I've been watching anime for the last 10 hours and now it's 7am
>>27503099
True dedication to the art form right there
/r9k/ irl desu senpai
>>27508672
Made me chuckle 7/10
>>27508672
Well ugly people are ugly for ugly people too, they're condemned.
Inb4 "but once she starts taking care of herself, working out, and getting a makeover upgrade she'll be on the cock carrousel in no time"
You guys remember that black women who went crazy over some white guy and claimed he was stealing her black culture? well she's a whore.
WOMEN litrelly cannot stop being whores.
Bonita Tindle A.K.A "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION" CHICK
http://webm.land/w/Cthq/
http://webm.land/w/BuqE/
http://webm.land/w/Ftfb/
http://webm.land/w/6b0O/
http://webm.land/w/sy2V/
http://webm.land/w/F1uc/
http://unfastened-belts.tumblr.com/post/139085036373/hornnyy-princess-since-you-guys-love-my
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-sf-state-dreadlocks-20160329-story.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=649324
Is every girl really a whore like /r9k/ says?
Nice. Fucking nice.
You could be led to believe that this was a publicity stunt for her whoredom.
>>27508201
yes, its just easier to discover this in the modern era because the internet never forgets
>tfw no terminal weeb roommate friend to make each other's escapist bubble sustainable and healthy by taking care of each other in all possible ways until death do us part
How do you know it's working? When people ask us "when are you going to marry each other?" all the time. Let's go!
>>27508171
>be fit alpha while every other weeb is obese, especially the gay ones
Life is suffering, it would never work
>>27508202
>obese
Dude I'm live in yurop, I weight 102lbs and I'm fat compared to the weebs I know here. If anything weebs are morbidly underweight here. Which is just the same problem on the other side of the spectrum I guess.
>>27508253
I live in the UK, probably explains it. How tall are you? 102 seems pretty dyel lad
>playing football in PE
>forced to go in goal again
>getting hit with the ball at high speed for an hour straight
>playing in the dead of winter so it's cold as fuck and the ball hurts even more because of it
>other team sometimes score past me
>"WTF anon you're not even trying. This is why we don't let you play outfield"
>walk back to changing rooms with bruises and everyone on the team mad at you for letting a few goals in
>always get put in defence aka "don't get in the way" position
>"Anon, when the ball comes, just kick it away"
>do that
>"why did you kick the ball away dude?? just pass to me!!"
>get butthurt and actively sabotage my team's chances and ruin their fun
10/10 would play again
>get called a Paki
>local wannabe neo-nazis burn down father's quik-e-mart
>>27508279
kek this happens so much in the north
Who else here has weird sleep problems?
I have hypnopompic (waking halucinations) and hellishly vivid dreams...
I don't know what is called,but I've been consistently waking up at ~2-3 am every might for the past two weeks no matter how late or early I go to bed. I feel like it's something I should look into...
>>27507917
Sheeeit Senpai
I keep having this dream where I rape my 11 year old cousin
then my family finds out and gets angry and I wake up feeling all bad
like 3 times this month
Now that it has become obvious that most people on here have had sex and been in relationships, can we get a retroactive jealousy thread going?
Tell me, what are you obsessing about today?
>>27507701
Being underappreciated and having to do everything everytime. Without someone actually caring about me for once.
>>27507732
I know that feel. That's how I felt with my ex a lot. Strangely enough, I never felt retroactive jealous about her past. Is that a problem in your current relationship?
>>27507732
This.
After I got married, my husband basically quit at life and dumped all responsibilities on me (working, cleaning, paying bills, making appts). He is literally a man-baby.
This morning was priceless.
>he's laying in bed
>asks me for a glass of water
>deliver said glass of water
>he starts berating me for not knowing that he also wanted his anti depressants and vitamins
I seriously can't wait to go to work today.
Do you pass the 666 test robots? You must be at least 6 foot tall, make at least 6 figures and have a 6 inch plus dick. If you don't pass I don't see why any woman would be interested in you.
>>27507679
>tfw 5'10
>tfw have never held a job in my life
>tfw average penis
>had multiple gfs who paid for everything
>>27507679
>5'9 ;_;
>potentially could earn 6 figures a year after like 15 years working
>6 and a 1/4
virgin, no gf ever
>>27507720
>>had multiple gfs who paid for everything
what how? You a chad or smthin
Since this board is full of men pretending to be women do you guys have any questions for a real fembot?
fake, tiny writing on paper is a shop
absolutely pathetic
saged
>>27507611
Why are you attentionwhoring
Why are you giving us a bad name
Why can't you just pretend to be a boy like the rest of us
Will you post an image of your vagina?
coming from a robot that has transcended from the natural instinct to have gf, I have a dream to share
>venturing out of my NEET cave
>moving through thick NYC-esque crowds of people in a densely populated city area
>find refuge from the claustrophobia in the city library
>pick up a book about medieval history (one that I already own but buying a deluxe edition or something)
>waiting in long line
>feel weight on my left shoulder
>the delicate singular locks embrace my left arm
>smell was indescribable, triggered chemicals in my brain
>drop a sweat from my other cheek because I never experienced touch from a woman before
>say something along the lines of "get away from me, you wouldn't like me anyway"
>replies with "I'm sure there's more to you than that, and I intend to find out"
>figured it was just another roastie normalfag like all the rest, but my personal 10/10 in terms of appearance and modesty
>get to know her
>individualized school of thought
>not a part of mass media culture
>appreciates medieval history as much as I do
>values my intellect and wisdom
>finds me desirable
Putting all of those factors together I knew I was dreaming. I stumbled onto the perfect woman that most likely never existed. It felt so real, made me feel affection towards something even if it was for a few seconds. I just thought I'd share because I thought I have conquered >tfw no gf
Share your dreams robros I guess.
>>27507587
>>venturing out of my NEET cave
I prefer to refer to my lair as a "troll hole"
>>27507587
>Meet girl on omegle
>Like all the same stuff
>Both awkward khv
>Meet up years later
>Make out
>Year later, she moves to my country to be an au pair
>Explore my country together, a different city every week
>Also fuck occasionaly
>Go on holiday with her for 2 weeks, best time of my life
And then I woke up
Turns out it wasn't a dream, but a 1 year relationship that just ended
I'll never be happy againI want to die
>>27507587
I manage t o transcend my physical body and live in the 2D world because 3D women are shit
what would be the easiest way to kill yourself without it being obvious to people that you committed suicide? I just don't want my family or friends to think they were shitty or anything after the fact. Stuff I've already considered like accidentally discharging my pistol into my face or driving my car off a bridge seem too suspicious. help me out here robots
>>27507243
practice convicing falling then fall in front of a train at a station with cctv
>>27507258
good idea, but I live in the country. train stations aren't super common and I wouldn't have a reason to be at one
>>27507243
drug overdose, very common death
of course, you family will think that you are addicted to drugs, but not that you were suicidial
http://hellogiggles.com/emma-watson-female-orgasms
Remember that whatever women do with men, it is to extract the most pleasures for themselves and leave the most ricks and effort to men.
Women live through free leisure and in particular through their orgasms. this is why liberals talk about orgasms since the 70s and before.
The problem is that not enough men are delivering orgasms.
ONS for women has a poor yield. How to judge a guy that he will get you wet ?
well you have betas who try to lift, since they have nothing else to show to get women to notice them, and the few men who are handsome or rich.
The problem is that the thickness of cocks are not shown to women well after it is too late (but you still can call rape later on).
So you must instruct men to push further their effort to be noticed and this time to decrease the risk of having a meh time with some beta faggot who cannot make you orgasms.
>alphas get most girls
>alphas don't go down on girls per definition
>few women orgasm through penetration
>betas don't get as many gfs
>only betas preform oral
>>27507261
Giving women oral is a great way to get throat cancer, enjoy
Well shill'd
Please help me. How do i shave my dick? I'm at my gf's house in another city, 500km away from home and i only have these razors with 2 blades you throw away after using.
I've never done this before and I don't know about the shaft, but the biggest fear are my balls, how am I going to shave these? I honestly have not a single idea.
I hope you can help /r9k/ i need it quick
Try to make it
>pic related
Trim everything
Shave balls only
If you're insistent on shaving it all just throw on some cream and go slow faggot
>>27507039
Start be pressing the blade against your throat and in a fast but strong motion try to slice a deep straight line till you no longer have control over your ability to breathe.
>>27507060
No cream etc here
