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Negrophobia
Sojourn
zag
altering
things that help you be alpha/self confident
>zoloft
>propranolol
>working out
bonus points for anything without prescriptions
>>27513428
alcohol mixed with weed and cocaine
Xanax. It's like the feeling of coming up from being underwater for too long and taking a deep breath, except for my brain. It's the only time I can actually bee myself.
>>27513428
kratom is the autism killer
I want to taste some girl butt.
How would a virgin go about achieving this?
do you have a source for this webm my good lad? or at least the woman
i bet it taste shit !
>>27513143
craigslist or backpages.
be careful as what you taste will most likely be shit
> Last night
> Nightwalking per usual
> Heading home after hitting 7eleven, light cigarette
> See the glow of headlights behind me
> Turn around, cop car pulls up
> Two officers get out and ask me for my name and what I'm doing out at night
> "Hi I'm anon and I just needed to get out of the house for a while" while motioning to my cigarette and plastic bag
> Cops ask me a couple of more questions like if I've seen anything around lately
> I say I've been busy and I haven't
> They ask a few more questions then thank me for working with them, says there's been an increase in theft in the area and to stay safe
> "Thanks officer, I will"
> They drive off
So why exactly do normies and lereddit hate the police again? Just work with them and they're fine.
It's because normies are fucking narcissisitic faggots who think everybody owes them something. Most cops are good people just doing there job and yes they may be normies but at leas there not fucking punk ass liberal cucks.
>>27513038
They're trained to shoot your dog
>telling them your name
now nothing will happen
HOW COULD YOU
Vaelkommen till /Scandifeels/
Detta aer en traod for alla Skandinaviska robotar.
Att taenka pao:
>Endast for Norrmaen, Svenskar och Danskar
>Normies haoller sig borta
>Nordiska bokstaever och ASCII fungerar icke pao detta boardRobot vik haedan
>>27512933
I don't know any scandi languages but do you guys think African and Middle Eastern migrants will stop coming/get kicked out/die off in our lifetimes?
>>27512933
Hej broder
>original kommentar
>>27512933
post your scandi cuck sheds :)
my bull is coming today to fuck my hot swedish wife
What websites do you browse regularly besides 4chan?
My exs fb
>>27512409
Funnyjunk
Youtube
It's all I do all day honestly.
youtube
and together i do nothing else
>Women hate desperation!
How do I stop being desperate?
you have to stop doing and saying desperate things
>>27512248
Date a tranny
We're even more desperate
>>27512248
Stop being a slave to your desires. Meditate.
Post 'em if you've got them. Don't forget to read and comment on other people's!
>>27511927
Am I the only one who cant rate himself?
I have literally no idea if I am a 0 or a 10 or anything in between them on the stats
>>27512037
nah dude i think that's a common thing, most people are give really inflated stats (especially for intelligence) or, at least on /r9k/, really low ones (esp. for confidence/looks/happiness)
Put this in the last thread.
ITT: Storys from school
>be me, 7th grade, autistic, but half-normal, 5'6, but genius
>have to go to special ed school that pooled in tards, autismos, and behavior kids
>shit
>be russian kid, 7th grade, in my class, ripped as hell, but chill
>don't be marcus, 7th grade, in class next door, dick to everyone, likes to shoulder and cockblock me, also ripped
>don't be hodor, butt-buddies with marcus, straight outta serbia, around 6'4, also ripped, violent as hell
>first week of 7th grade goes by, get assigned to sit by marcus
>think to myself "oh, this can't be bad"
>i was dead wrong
>sit next to marcus, suddenly
>BOOM
>marcus shoulders me with the force of a thousand suns, and yells "HEY ANON"
>i shit you not, marcus does this every time he wants to tell me something
>proceed to tell marcus after three days of getting shouldered with a thousand suns to stop
>marcus looks at me square in the eyes
>"NAHHH ANON"
>fuckme.jpeg
>teacher then proceeds to tell marcus to stop
>hodor was in the class too, proceeds to stand up after the teacher tells marcus to stop
>a yodel echoes through the room
>the class just looks at hodor
>hodor suddenly jumps down from his desk
>proceeds to charge at the teacher, swinging his arms like helicopter blades
>oh shit
>hodor collides with the teacher at mach speed, beating the shit out of the teacher with his helicopter arms
>school security proceeds to barge in shortly after, and escort hodor out, while he's still yodeling
cont.
(1/4)
>>27511531
cont.
>hodor gets suspended for a few weeks
>in those few weeks, i get a crush on a qtea 3.14 8th grader at my school
>i wave to her every time that i see her
>however, my crush won't last for long
>one day, i see the qtea 3.14 in the halls, and decide to talk to her
>talking it up, until suddenly, marcus spots us two
>marcus runs over, and elbows the qtea 3.14 down to the ground
>marcus proceeds to look at me
>i could see the disgust in his eyes
>he yells at me, with the force of a thousand suns, and says
>"WHAT THE HELL ANON WHY DO YOU LIKE THAT HIDEOUS BITCH"
>i feel my autismo rage building up
>shitsgonnagodown.tiff
>i snap, and yell at marcus back
>"GOD DAMMIT MARCUS, I WAS TRYING TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH HER"
>after a few minutes of arguing with marcus, a teacher walks by and splits up a fight
>get ISS for three days
>fuck you marcus
>a few weeks later, overcome beta genes and actually get a girlfriend for once, but hodor and marcus are back
>have a decent time with her
>BUT NOT FOR LONG
>marcus finds out, and starts talking shit about me
>this time, however, i won't deal with marcus's horsefuckery
>once i found out, i tell russian kid about this
>a whole rube goldberg machine of shit was about to happen
cont.
(2/4)
>>27511680
cont.
>a day after i tell russian kid about this
>i spot him talking to marcus in the outdoor basketball court that my school had
>marcus wasn't scared of russian kid, but i knew some serious karma was going to happen
>this gon b gud
>what was about to happen, was a event known across the school as "clash of the titans"
>marcus backs away from russian kid and proceeds to strech
>marcus proceeds to over to russian kid, and tries to punch him in the gut
>russian kid grabs marcus as he tries to punch him, and throws him on the ground
>marcus gets up, and backs away once more
>tries to run at russian kid again
>a crowd is forming
>marcus charges at russian kid again, and he sidesteps
>marcus spins out, falls over again, but gets up
>this time, marcus walks over to russian kid, and punches him square in the jaw
>russian kid is unfazed
>russian kid proceeds to pick marcus up
>AND FUCKING SUPLEXES HIM
>marcus is crying on the concrete, a ambulance had to be called
>russian kid gets suspened
>but marcus learned his lesson
>however, hodor, hodor never changes
cont.
(3/4)
>>27511865
cont.
>a week or two after the clash of the titans, i was shooting some hoops with a friend
>my friend was kicking my ass at basketball, but i was determined
>our game of b-ball, however, was going to get it's shit wrecked
>i hear a familiar, faint yodel
>ohshitnigga.png
>friend laughs it off
>but the yodel was getting closer
>lo and behold, hodor was charging at us
>apparently he had a really fucking shitty day and he wanted to vent his anger out on us
>why us
>hodor's running at breakneck speed towards us
>shit man
>this is the end
>when hodor was only like 10-15 feet away from us, we hear a sound
>KKCCKRRRCHHHKKK
>russian kid charged at hodor
>hodor fell to the ground like fucking jenga blocks
>and is crying
>i walk over to russian kid
>and give him my snack money
>shit was good
>proceeded to shoot hoops with russian kid and my friend
>but alas, hodor, hodor never changes
>a month or two goes by, hodor was getting suspended on and off
>i see marcus and hodor in the halls
>marcus walks over, and shoulders me, followed by a loud "HEY ANON"
>hodor, however
>in his serbian mind, he had another idea
>hodor charges at me
>K.O
>i'm fucking out
>wake up in nurses office with 5 other kids that hodor apparently mauled
>school was in lockdown
>apparently hodor mauled 5 other kids, and left the school, with tardwranglers hot on his trail
>never saw him again
the end
(4/4)
/r9k/ what are your experiences with drugs like? Currently alone in a public library after dropping MDMA, it's quite fun. I would like to hear other robots' opinions.
i seriously don't understand what's the thing people have for mdma. most overrated drug out there.
weed and mescaline are the only stuff worth experimenting imo. alcohol and all those amphetamines are pure shit.
I currently have like 5g of shrooms that I might not even be using because I just had the shittiest time the other night on them. I just do not react to them well. At least they were only 10/g.
I have a jug of weed that is never empty and I smoke a few snaps after work to relax.
>weed
Anymore I can't handle more than a few hits. Shit makes me paranoid and hungry. It's cozy to have before bed.
>alcohol
I always feel better after a few drinks. Just happier, more motivated, in a better overall mood. I should probably be on antidepressants.
>LSD
Mixed feelings here. I love the trip, but the come-up and physical sensations are too harsh and stimulant-like. I hate the way it makes my back feel and how the muscles in my legs tense up. I hate the jaw tension and my mouth watering so much. The anticipation of waiting for it to start to kick in is stressful to me, as well. I can't just relax and go with the flow.
The sense you get in between waves right as you're about to ride another one up is both incredible and terrifying. You never know how high it'll take you, and a lot of the time when you think it's over, another wave picks you up. I love the transcendental nature of the whole experience. I can never sleep afterward though.
This guy is fucking hilarious, why wouldnt you vote for him on that sole fact alone. Fuck if you make me laugh this much you can be president too. Why does everyone take themselves so seriously?
>>27510893
I'm worried about the inevitable increase in the price of cheap consumer goods when he gets his proposed tariffs passed. I can barely afford this sort of stuff as it is, I don't want a 40% increase in prices just so some fuck in Ohio can work in a factory instead of a walmart.
Actually his economical standpoints are extremely good, if the price of everything raises then it means you will also be able to get a job and get paid more if you already have one.
>>27510893
>let him be president bro itll be funny
Why is this an issue but involuntary male celibacy isn't?
>>27510402
because whiny entitled virgin neckbeards blah blah blah
>>27510402
because who cares about a bunch of losers?until they shoot up the place, then everyone is confused and blames mental illness
female arousal and attraction provides selection pressure for men to perform above and beyond the acceptable.
Why do women so often conceal details or even straight up lie about their sexual history? Do they really think it is better when the truth comes out months or even years into a relationship?
>>27509113
I think that they don't care enough about the future in general and just know that they want things to be nice now, not caring if and who it makes things worse for in the future.
Men are like that too though. Really, all humans are shit I hate them
>>27509113
ASD, anti-slut defense. All women have it.
While there are newer phenomenon like "slut walks" which combat slut shaming, most women realize that being labeled a slut is bad for their reputation.
Women don't want to look like sluts, women don't want to seem easy, and women don't want to admit to fucking more people than a new guy they want to fuck.
Men are right to be wary of women with many past sexual partners, since they're less likely to be faithful in the future, more likely to carry diseases, and more likely to be unhappy.
>>27509151
Yes, humans are flawed but people always go on how they want to be in an honest relationship built on trust etc. Then you meet a nice girl and talk about what you enjoy doing, what you like and dislike and about your and her past, and decide that you are a match. Fast forward a couple of months and suddenly there was this one guy she isn't sure about whether she slept with him or not because she was so drunk or whatever and decided that it's best to not count him. It's frustrating really.
Why are white girls so into black men?
All my girlfriends in my social circle has fucked at least one.
>>27508798
Exotic factor. It doesnt mean that girls will settle for niggers.
>>27508798
>2016
>Getting upset that a girl wants to feel Nickelodean vibes
>>27508798
>You will never be a white girl and get BLACKED.
Shit sucks, famalam
Is it any wonder they're the most cucked nationalities?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html
funny how the worst nations just happen to be the ones with all the shitskins and niggers
>>27508682
>America
>Too dominating
Roastie pls go
>worst lovers
>lazy
>rough
>dominating
>lovey-dovey
What the fuck do women want then
