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Food is all I have, stop calling me fat
I won't call you fat OP.
I haven't eaten today and it's 11:41 PM. Should I go grab some McDonald's?
>>27524086
Sure. take pics of your meal. Ill be here waiting.
Fat motherfucker I hope you have a heart attack
and die
Happy birthday to me
;-;
>>27523951
Happy birthday anonymous poster. Obviously I don't know you, but I was alone on my own b day so i feel you. here's to you
>>27524089
<3
this is an unique post skkdjsksbdbksaknd
>>27523951
Happy birthday anon, hope everything gets better eventually.
Who was the last person to hurt your feelings
3 weeks ago.
>my dream girl broke up with me.
>did everything for her, she broke up with me via text
>tried to be with her for almost a year and a half
>only lasted 2 months
>feel pathetic
>she's going out with someone else
>blocked me everywhere
>mom concerned about me
pretty much im lost and i don't know what to do i loved her so much
>>27524706
same shit here except she wasnt my dream girl but first REAL gf
bitch broke up with me via text and had a boyfriend within 3 weeks, the stupid bitch
oh well
GF
Callcenter Overseer calling me a idiot for choosing the wrong "auxiliary"
Having acne is just like being a fucking sub-human man. Fuck.
If you have acne get in here.
20 years old and no signs of it going away
currently have a gigantic cyst on my cheek right above the beard line and it's making me look like a fucking mongolian
>>27523724
I'm about to start accutane. I'm hopeful.
Do you have insurance?
>>27523749
yeah, currently on daily pills and nightly cream prescribed by a derm and they're doing absolutely jack shit.
accutane is our only option. i don't give a fuck about the side effects.
i'm already suicidal, if it pushes me over the edge then so be it.
ITT music you're listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQbX3WnC6k
>>27523626
>not heart of the sunrise
https://youtu.be/_GxkvP8AQvw
Posted on supposed anon's last thread. Whole night feels like this.
>>27524964
fuck me. wrong linke phtttt
https://youtu.be/TQK7Er_lAco
there. Ignore the goofy french shit
What's your excuse, desu?
>>27523622
Its the one that gets you to stfu, that's my excuse
I assume you mean why no GF? I just haven't put myself out there or tried to get one, I'm not in the game. I don't really have a desire to get one either.
>>27523622
My excuse is that I'm not a 6'4 Chad in sheep outfit like the lad in the pic.
when did you realize you were never going to get your dream job?
a few months ago, reality is setting in and I'm scared.
When i made my dreams a reality
>>27523482
forgot to say pic related
>"group work"
>"class presentation"
I still get fucking shivers whenever I think of these terms.
>>27523471
>turn to the person next to you and introduce yourself
>"let's go around the class and introduce ourselves"
>Alright Class everybody grab a partner for the assignment
Would ever date a stoner girl?
Date? No
Bone? Yes
if she was cute
No. Every "stoner girl" I've ever met has eventually admitted to performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs.
there are fucking huge mice in my kitchen but I'm hungry as fuck so I'm going to take a deep breath and make myself something pls pray for me robots I'm so hungry hm hm hm
I'm really scared I really hate mice
>>27523113
>get rat poison
>put in kitchen
There you mice gone.
>>27523113
Why don't you dial a hubby and a man will come pick up the scary mousey for you
just remember they're the ones who have to face an animal hundreds of times their size
let's make our own cooking show. we'll name it autistic eats
what kind of things do we eat besides tendies?
>>27523064
mac and cheese
cum
shit
piss
our own tears
tv dinners
pizza
pizza rolls
grilled cheese
sadness
>>27523064
Sardine sandwiches
>>27523104
don't forget ramen>>27523133
What does it feel like to die?
>>27522861
depends on how you lived life
A good virtuous person might feel a warm pleasantness, that things are they way they ought to be. That their next journey is about to begin. That something wonderful waits on the otherside.
Someone who lived like selfishly might feel cold, lonely, scared, not ready for death, full of regrets, full of what ifs, feel as if they wasted a lifetime only to be greeted by an eternity of either nothingness or something even more terrifying.
it's like a dream
i want to dream
*distorted guitar riff*
My heart stopped. It was pretty agonizing nomatter how good you are at controlling stress, chemicals are forced into your nervous system that sends off a death warning and it forces a terror in you that you've never felt before. But then the endorphins kicked in and it was peaceful as fuck. I was actually pissed off I didn't die because it is exhausting getting that close and finally reaching the death buzz.
who /not straight/ here? i'm still waiting on the delivery of my standard issue lifestyle of sexual indulgence and debauchery.
>>27522840
you and the rest of r9k
>>27522840
Gaybot here, I can't WAIT for my qt bf to enter my life. Everyone tells me being gay is easy street so I KNOW he'll be here any moment!
>>27522840
I mean, would you like to fuck my tight, cute, virgin, and twinky butt?
Did you ever have any orbiters?
Did you like having one or would you want one?
Do you think they're high maintenance?
>>27522767
hoping for pinball wiz
>>27522829
Why are you posting this? Go ruin some other thread, /b/tard.
>>27522829
Rolling for eggman.
>Women can't be lonely, I'll have sex with them!
If you were starving, would you eat a half-melted ice cream cone that fell in a poopy litter box? Or would you hold out a little longer for something more edible?
That's you. You're the ice cream cone.
that's a bad analogy and if you said this stupid shit to me in real life I would make you regret it, fast.
And you are that rotten roast beef sandwich, roastie.
>>27522689
Th-thanks....
g_g
