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Is it true that people need a steady supply of work to live well? I've seen what happens to lazy people; they fail to do anything meaningful and often become depressed. Are we just natural wageslaves?
>>27530684
No, that just happens to poor people. If you're rich then you can do whatever you want.
>>27530684
Not necessarily work, but income. You really don't even need that if you can find a way to sustain yourself without much money and just "live off the land".
Also NEETs aren't lazy. They just have zero motivation to get up off their ass
>>27530710
Ok so trust fund babies not included. How do you get rich?
Post your hand, let others judge if you are a high test alpha or a low test potential trap
Last thread was great, more than 2/3 of you that posted had low prenatal testosterone exposure
>>27530473
I'm sorry but this shit is so fucking stupid. I have a longer ring finger on my right hand, yet I've only had sex with 1 girl, I don't enjoy sports besides hiking and rock climbing, I'm a 7/10 (at best), and I have no fucking clue how the length of my finger can somehow relate to the money I'm going to make.
People say that Myers-Briggs is BS, yet it is miles ahead of actually getting to understand one's self better than this horse shit
>>27530828
Its not a foolproof way to tell, but highlights the strong correlation between the ratio and its prospective characteristics, you utter retard.
i'm a woman and my index finger is way shorter than the ring finger. i used to suffer from bulimia when i was younger, and can be considered homosexual (not fully though), i'm not really athletic nor promiscuous and... what do they exactly mean with "delayed puberty"?
Fembots. Pay attention to this. I'm not creating this thread to mock you, call you whores or insult you. I'm doing this because I'm an oldfag, a former trip and a guy who has hooked up with enough girls from here to know what you're like. And for your own welfare you really need to leave this site.
Firstly. Virtually every single girl who has posted on this board has followed a shitty path. Someone like Eliza is just beginning this, she's just the most recent of dozens if not hundreds of girls who have gone down this path.
Blahhhhhh started camwhoring at 14, now she is dead at 21. Ended up a camwhore, then a real hooker and drug addict.
Ophelia got fat and hooked onto drugs, started camwhoring.
Clover-chan ended up as a stripper in New Orleans.
Haystack ended up hooked on meth and banging black dudes for it, allegedly was in prison for a while.
Loli-chan started camwhoring at 13, she's now addicted to prescription drugs and constantly in trouble with the law, scraping by on camsites.
I could provide you with dozens more examples, some of whom I have personally known.
If you're a young fembot, it only gets worse for you.
The men here are predatory. I know because I used to be a guy who used this site to fuck girls with low self-esteem, and now I'm older it breaks my heart to see so many of you going down the same route over and over again.
Although I wouldn't necessarily say that the men here are predatory, seeing as I'm one of them, I do agree that this site is toxic to women, particularly those with either A: low self esteem or B: the type who takes things too personally / unable to brush things off easily. Effectively, if you let this site get to you, it'll be bad.
I remember the days of the first posts here, of gentlemen, of arcanine. It's not how it used to be. It's not only toxic to women, mind you. Manbots and Fembots both need to see this place for what it is now.
This is why I never post my picture or any personal details.
Thanks though.
>>27530382
>Haystack ended up hooked on meth and banging black dudes for it, allegedly was in prison for a while.
Fucking why. She had a great body
>walking home from the market
>2 shitskin immigrants sitting on the bench throw insults at me and tell me that they would beat me up
>mfw too pussy to do anything so I just keep walking
You did good. They probably had knives. There's also two of them. So it's their word against yours for who insulted who first. They were race-baiting you so they could jump you and say it was in defense of a hate crime. Immigrants are smart these days.
>>27530195
This.
>>27530180You know what you must do, OP.
>>27530209
I would seriously do this if I wasn't living in fucking Europe
whats everyone on, im lurking before class
>pic related
At work. Bouta seat a patient
>>27530140
Judging by your pic, I'd say you're on crack.
>>27530140
Just relaxing with the bffs<3 pic related
>50% chance to be born female
>born male
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>~95% chance to be born not in the US
>born in the US
How would your father feel if he knew that you were wishing you were a girl so your life would be easier.
How would your grandfather feel?
>>27530332
>tfw your grandfather is the guy the movie The Danish Girl was based on
Tell something interesting, useful or cool to know
>>27530056
Nobody on this board suffers from autism or social anxiety
>mixing sulfur with peroxide causes heat
>drinking it will warm your insides and make you get the tingles
>also good for warming the hands during winter
>>27530066
this, specially
>>>>>>>>>>>'social anxiety'
unless you've been househound for 6+ months and didn't finish highschool or arent at uni/didn't even attempt uni or college otherwise you're just a shy little beta butterfly and you need to FUCK OFF
Reminder to all robots that true love does not exist, you will never have a qt who will love you forever and unconditionally,
you will never have a woman truly feel love towards you and neither will you ever feel this for a woman. For the majority of
humans time on earth we never had marriage and the only reason humans had sex was because of biological urges not because of
love, at least not "true love". Humans were always supposed to be polygamous, sure you might of had a particular woman you had
sex with a lot but you would still sleep with many other people because the human mind isn't made to be sexually attracted to
one individual for an entire lifetime. Most marriages either end in divorce or if not that they just grow (at least sexually)
stagnant and will become more cold, people who have affairs often say things like "They are a great/attractive person, but I
could no longer get aroused sexually by them" when they talk about any they have had.
>>27529989
The point of this post is to free a lot of you robots from this falsehood of true love, you probably got it rammed into your
head at a young age or brainwashed by anime and now believe this. A lot of you will detest what I am saying because it is
very hard for you to accept that your thoughts are wrong, this is to be expected however. The issue with believing in true
love is that you then base your entire life around obtaining something unobtainable. This is a maddening endeavour with no happy
ending, you have to purge your mind of any thoughts of it and simply accept that no one will ever love you till you die. They
may feel a temporary attraction to you, but after a while this will begin to fade, it will likely fade from your end as well.
The only reasons robots feel so strongly that true love exists is because the crushing loneliness and years of repressed feelings
adds up in their systems tricking them into thinking so, if you obtained a girlfriend regardless of how you felt initially you
would fall out of love eventually.
>>27529997
I will say women likely fall out of love quicker than men do and become bored of a sexual parteners faster than men do but it
still will happen to men if the woman holds onto the relationship long enough for it to happen. Now let me bring up something else
just because true love doesn't exist doesn't mean you wont feel happy in a relationship, you likely would at least for a few years.
After these few years are up however you will start to loose interest in them either that or they will lose interest before you
and cheat. The best thing you can aim for in life is to simply seek sex or short relationships if you don't want kids, if you do
want children then a lifetime relationship may be bearable because children unlike a sexual partener will love you until you die
so long as you treat them well. If you want children simply don't become so emotionally invested in the idea of true love that
your spouse having an afair would destroy you, expect a few good years but as the relationship starts to fade slowly prepare yourself
for the fact that this relationship is already over (at least love/sex wise). If you don't want to marry anyone at all there are
other options available for children.
>>27530009
Anyway this post is simply here to free people from aiming for the impossible in life, I know a lot of people here probably would
never have chance with a woman but this post will at least let you know that love isn't as great as you think it is, it's like a
reverse sourpatch kid, first its sweet and then it turns sour. This post is also to inform any normies/failed normies on here that
you should stop holding out for "the one" of course this doesn't mean you should just latch onto the first woman you see but you
definitely shouldn't spend the best years of your life waiting, just find an adequete woman and have a relationship with them for
as long as you can, or just have sex with random women until you die.
I am the biggest robot on this board. You all look like normies compared to me.
>schizophrenia
>recessed chin
>2-4/10 face
>manlet (6'0)
>dropped out of uni
>24 khv
>never had a job
>poor family
>body scared from acne
>rosacea on face
>0 friends
Anyone beat me if you can...
post face, you have nothing to lose
>>27529795
I would love to see your face with a timestamp.
Please anon. We promise we won't make fun of you.
>>27529882
>>27529846
Not gonna post my face on a nigerian stamp collecting board.
Post qt girls you would make your wife
Haven't seen one of these in a while
>>27529577
oh so you're a faggot who likes boy looking girls?
me too...
Marky is a top qt
>>27529589
I love them. I'm a huge faggot.
reminder if you believe in god you cannot be a real robot
Can I worship this goddess?
>Jesus had a gf
>12 bros that thought he was deece
>had that rebel thing going so he was hated by the establishment
>admired by people outside his circle of friends
Jesus was a disgusting normie.
I know god exist but I dont believe in him. He just hast been doing very go job at managing this place.
Who wins?
>at women
>at money
>at genetics
>at life in general
>>27529491
Chad, because he's white.
>>27529491
Yeah, what >>27529501 said.
It come off as sjw-sh but if we're being realistic here, women don't like black guys.
Whites are the most desired race, look at the statistics.
The richest men are white.
On the topic of genetics, i guess the opening statement to my reply would cover that as well, if you're born with black skin your genes aren't as desired as they would otherwise would be had you been born a more desirable color, white, the chad color.
I don't know much about the life of chad and of jamal but based on what i know i'd say Jamal has it pretty bad
>drugs abuse
>targeted by police
>hated by every other race on the planet.
It's no contest m8.
I do wonder
>>27529491
Jamal for women, and genetics, but Chad for money and life in general
Where are you banned from, and why?
a gmod server for micspam
Over half of gmod servers for rdm
The Hillary Clinton subreddit
>>27530757
>The Hillary Clinton subreddit
why
>swipe right on some girls before bed
>wake up to this
why arent you on tinder yet robots?
I have no idea what I'd talk about with them.
Because I only want virgin, all the girls who use tinder are shit.
because your picture is fake and gay
You have contracted a deadly virus.
In 24 hours you will be highly contagious.
In 48 hours you will die
There are no symptoms.
There is no cure.
The only way to contain the outbreak is to quarantine the infected and destroy the host body before the virus can spread.
What do you do?
>leave house
>go near the schools
>go to the store?
Try to spread the virus.
>>27529268
Fly to Mecca, obviously. Contaminate as many Muslims as possible before I die.
Get on the L-train to Times Square and walk around smiling ominously at everyone I pass. I fucking hate this hipster shithole of a city.
