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What's the most recent cringe that's happened to you?
>Dad correctly suspects I'm ordering girl's clothes online
>>27518762
Post-butt-no-jutsu?
Most fathers would be fine with a sissy of a son as long as they werent a fucking disappointment in the other aspects of their life. Just make up for it by being really good at something respectable
>>27518791
He wouldn't be okay with it no matter what.I just realized he may have actually found the clothes themselves. They were right next to my aneros too.
They've moved on from Pepe to Wojak
>>27518416
I THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE
WHAT HAPPENED?
FUCK! LEAVE US SOMETHING!
Why they don't take our depression instead? I hate this life
>>27518416
MUH SEKRET KLUB :^))))))
So much of /r9k/ is complaining about their problems and finding someone to blame for them. Well this is a thread where you get to talk about your accomplishments, no matter how big or small, without sounding smug. Whether you were accepted for a new job, got yourself a girlfriend or just found the courage to go outside and talk to the cashier while you were getting milk, here is the place to tell us all about it.
>>27518170
I got a job recently. It's not a good one, but I'm kind of glad I have it, because I won't land on the street, or at least delay it.
>>27518170
I got a job interview today and booked an emergency dentist appointment for my decaying disgusting robot teeth.
Still feel bad about letting my teeth get this bad and unsure if i can afford the cost of gettinf them fixed.
>>27518170
I guess I'll start then. I finally managed to land myself a cute nerdy 7/10 girlfriend, and the last compliment I got from her was "I'm soo happy you're my boyfriend <3 <3"
>there are people on r9k who would unironically choose the girl on the right over the girl on the left
the girl on the right is better looking desu
Yeah. I avoid Asian porn.
>>27518185
I agree but she'll age like milk, is way more likely to divorice you, and is way more likely to cheat.
A lot of you aren't going to like hearing this yet it really needs to be said.
There are a lot of white male cuckolds that get off to women like pic related having sex with black guys. A lot of you guys might deny this but it is true. There is a lot of white guys out there that masturbate to interracial. There are tumblr pages dedicated to this fetish with real actual people into it. White men are very vocal on these blogs. White women are to. Not to mention Reddit as well as this site often indulge in the fetish. What is especially of note is that there aren't nearly enough blondes to go around. They are a minority even amongst white people.
So my question to you is a pretty simple one really. How does this honestly make you feel?
Vent as much as you want. Don't even pay attention to the deniers. This is happening. It is happening a lot these days.
Who gives a shit? fuck the white race
Interracial is hot, nigger babies popping out as a result isn't.
>>27518191
Are you black, arab, asian, latino? It's easy to say this if you aren't white. If you are white then why do you hate your own race?
>>27518215
Explain?
This sounds hypocritical sir.
I'm killing myself tonight with a noose I made out of old belts. It was nice knowing none of you robots. Can we have a music thread for good ole times sake?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xp7svl4l5Dk
Pussy. If you kill yourself and aren't on the news, don't even bother announcing your suicide.
>>27518015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9RkMxXvyG8
hope you reconsider
Please don't do it. This means nothing from some random person but please.
Fellow robots, how do you live with the fact that you'll never have a gf? And if you manage to get one it'll just be some used up roastie that's only with you for your beta bux.
fuck yeah i want some of that white meat.
I mainly focus on my project. gf will only slow me.idontgiveafuckaboutroastieanon
>>27517974
Hey OP some of us can't even get a roastie that wants us for our money.
I have an above average income job and can't find ANY gold diggers who will fuck me.
Why do some "men" play video games well into their 20s and even 30s?
Didn't anybody tell them when they were teenagers that video games are for children?
>>27517930
Nobody cares, kill yourself OP you baiting piece of human shit
Don't forget to sage lads
What do you propose they do instead?
>>27517977
Things that adults typically do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTdgHsifK38#t=1m13s
Atheists, what would it take for you to convert to christianity?
The prime minister of my country dies tonight. Absolutely no explanations to why that happened. he just died.
If you pray hard enough, you can get a girlfriend.
Can Jesus give me trips?
food help helper brought me todya: bred, one jugurt, mashed potaito
>>27517660
Who's the help helper? tell me more anon.
this is the most adorable thread i've ever seen in 4chan
this is pretty funny no lie
familia desu desu
>you missed out on teenage girlfriends
>>27517603
And here I was having a somewhat nice day thank you monster
eh they were shit anyways
STOP REMlNDlNG ME
Online dating makes grills seem evil as can be. I am discouraged from talking to grills irl due to how slutty and bitchy girls online are. Grills that I have met through online dating suck just ad bad irl as they did online too. But grills that I meet offline are usually pretty nice.
Starting to think the grass might be greener on the other side? (The offline world)
Are grills who use tinder/okc/pot/badoo just pure fucking scum and those who don't might be alright? Or are they all bad?
>>27517443
>Asking r9k if women can be good people
Why? You just want them to say 'NO ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES'. You're just looking for us to confirm your suspicions. If you're so out of touch with reality you have to ask anonymous posters on the internet if an entire gender is awful, then he only way you'll truly find out is to just experience it yourself.
>>27517443
Girls are just lying cunts in real life and pretend to be kind. Women actually care more about looks than guys do and are very judgemental.
But they fear of being cunts in real life as they fear confrontation.
>>27517443
70% of online girls are ugly.
20% are good looking but batshit crazy/stupid
10% are sane (relative to other women) and look good as well.
Its he same for guys though. Most guys on dating sites are desperate losers. like 10% are good catches but just on there to fuck anyways.
> mfw this girl said I'm not her type.
How much more do I have to lower my standards? FOR FUCK SAKE
>>27517193
Are you black? Like serious question here, not even joking.
>>27517193
never lower your standards that low anon.
Your hand is worth more than that
>>27517218
Yes, I am actually tbqh.
I thought fat white piggies like black guys cause they're the only humans who are degenerate enough to fuck them.
>Hey anon, you should come in the pool!
>Why aren't you taking your shirt off?
>>27517121
Gyno and bacne
>>27517121
I-I'm not done cutting...
And I-I need to get a base tan first
>>27517121
Why is this a thing? Why wouldn't you take your shirt off?
who here /feminine young face/?
I'm almost 21 and still get mistaken for a 16 year old boy. Should I get my test levels checked?
>>27517031
that guy looks like he's older than he looks and has baby skin, but his face is masculine
>>27517031
Me but the worst part is I'm ugly too
At least you aren't me
>23
>regularly mistaken for a 30 year old due to premature greying, baggy eyes and shit skin
