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Why haven't you commited suicide yet /r9k/?What the fuck are you still living for?
I'm only nineteen, I have some hope left.
Also, I don't live in a state where it's easy to buy a gun
I'm drinking lemon juice here and eating liqourice. Both are bitter, like life.
I'm also watching shit scroll on my screen as I'm starting a new summer project.
So, you know, I'm 'k.
>>27511316
If theres nothing after death id be dead already. I dont fear death, and there is nothing left for me in this world, im a religious cuck so i fear what comes next. 27 yo khv
Why is it impossible to get a job if you have no work experience and no connections?
>>27511285
It's difficult, but not impossible. Just apply at retail and shitty jobs they'll take you in if they're hiring
>>27511305
You'd think, but then you go in and the interview goes well, and they refuse to hire you anyway.
why would I want to hire you if you have no idea what you are doing and I also have nobody to vouch for you and tell me you're safe to employ?
>hanging out with (female) cousin at my room
>note that he have a good relationship and are around each other frequently
>"hey Anon, can you bring me some water?"
>"sure"
>get a cup, fill it with water
>decide to tip my dick inside the water (don't know why)
>in the process of doing it, i hear some footsteps
>immediately try to cover up the scene, too late
>within some seconds she realizes what happened
>leaves without uttering a single word
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO /R9K/?
I don't know why I did this. I don't know what I was thinking.
Will she tell our family about that incident? Can she call on me the cops for this?
It literally happened 2 hours ago. HELP.
>>27511258
Water still intact
>>27511258
you're fucked. Prepare to be a sick awkward pervert to your family for the rest of your life. I wouldn't come to any family diners from now on tbqh.
you brought it on yourself OP. the fuck is wrong with you
I am an autistic 21 year old kv manchild who lives with his parents while studying. I am worthless scum and I do not see any way my existence makes the world a better place. I am less than I beta. I am a gamma; men disrespect me and women despise me and won't even let me orbit them. Despite this, some people in real life have said I am not ugly. Is it possible that if get seriously into lifting and turn my life around I could become a beta or even a Chad?
>>27510940
Lol no you are scum just kill yourself.
>>27510940
You can be one right now honestly. Just dress spiffy and make quips every few minutes. I can't help you with the meeting people part because I'm no good at that but you can definitely pull of the normie look.
>>27510940
Im 100% positive with that face depending on how tall you are you can make it as relatively chad, just drink some protein shakes, gain a few lbs, lift, and find some masculine hobbies maybe. You can make it kiddo
>Imagine how that feels
hhhhhhnnnnnggghhhhhh
>>27510813
I don't understand why a "deepthroat" would be nicer than an ordinary blowjob.
But I'm not 12 so I guess that's why.
>>27510862
confirmed for never getting head ever
>>27510869
deep throating doesn't even feel that good... visually impressive but it seriously doesn't feel like anything
>Wake up
>Sit in bed for a bit
>Shower
>Post/Lurk 4chan while playing GTAV
Every single day is exactly the same.
>>27510764
>wake up from a fitful nights sleep after having woke up 3-5 times through the night
>climb into a cold empty porcelain tub with my laptop for two or so hours
>scrounge up food/hit up nearby market for dollar deals
>10-14 hours of hardcore gaming on three to four different titles
>taking hour long edging sessions while smoking cheap low grade weed and drinking
>tfw living the dream
I want to cross the finish line as a burnt out husk with every last ounce of pleasure wrung from my emaciated corpse.
>>27510764
>wake up at 6 or 7 am
>get dressed and walk to work
>work for 5 hours
>leave
>eat
>listen to music
>shit
>play vidya
>go to sleep
>repeat
The only thing that changes in my life are games.
>>27510844
>climb into a cold empty porcelain tub with my laptop for two or so hours
why exactly
I enjoy animated pictures of skellys. I've only saved two though. Oh no! Will you help me?
>>27510691
my other skelly
skelly = baby
skelly eat
This idea that nobody owes anyone anything completely goes against the entire point of even having a society in the first place. If society doesn't owe an individual person anything, then the individual owes society nothing either, so don't be surprised when they take their frustration out on the world.
There is absolutely NO GOOD reason why, in the 21st century, every person shouldn't have their basic needs met. That means food, shelter, clothing, and transportation for all and, yes, if you are a male, sexual access to attractive females as that is considered a basic need for men as well.
>>27510613
>There is absolutely NO GOOD reason why, in the 21st century, every person shouldn't have their basic needs met
I agree. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone belonged to everyone else?
(praise Ford)
yes we should. We also don't need money, banks, insurance companies etc. as of 2016. But oh well...people's mentality doesn't evolve as fast as nanotechnology, and still blindly blame immigrants for everything that's wrong in society.
So i guess that we just have to stick with what we have anon.
>>27510613
Check out those birth-marks on her knees.
What is /r9k/ listening to today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa3ZaLbeR04&index=16&list=LLkX05sdhg0KO4niITKBuJ2Q
The next day from David Bowie
I've only listen this album In this month
Nothing more
>>27510233
GSY!BE - F# A# infinity
Black guy here.
Why don't white guys understand that the more they spoil their women, the worse they get?
If you actually gave your women a slap now and again, they wouldn't treat you guys like shit.
hth.
>>27510045
It's not a race specific thing dummy, there are black dudes who put pussy on a pedestal too
Also hitting your girlfriend is no way to get her to listen to you willfully, it'll make her afraid.a
>>27510045
b8 b8 b8 m8
>>27510045
Alright, ill just convene with the hive mind and at the meeting we'll decide to stop putting women on pedestals. Hey you guys are killing each other in droves, you should really sort that out when you meet again.
>Tell dad I am thinking of a sex change
>Scared because he is ex-military and Christian
>His reply surprises me
>"K whatever, always thought you were some kind of fruit anyway, have fun"
>Tell mum
>Her reply is even more shocking
>"I think it's a great idea! If it means you will finally leave your basement I am happy!"
>"Probably, being a man is so fucking hard when you have aspergers, If I was a girl all I'd have to do is keep quiet and look pretty. I've been curious about having a vagina and breasts since I was 10 so now that my male life is FUBAR I may as well go ahead with it"
>"I completely understand son"
Is my mum a fag enabler or is she redpilling that men really are playing the game of life on nightmare mode? She is the only normie that has ever fully agreed with all my /r9k/ beliefs.
>>27509900
Your parents already consider you a write-off.
Dude don't fall for the trap meme.
You're already aspergers, you'll just be a weird tranny. Don't let them encourage you to do it.
>>27509900
Are u cut
Post the last time you got a hug from someone non-blood-related.
>>27509718
about 13 hours ago
>>27509718
My wife hugged me before I got out of bed this morning.
One of my male friends hugged me around a month ago (no homo), don't think I've ever got a hug from a girl
I never understood why this game got so much hate. I know that the fanbase is cancerigenous but if you just avoid what other people say and focus on the game and it's message... It's incredibly beautiful... Seems that everyone just cares about the "le funny random parts" but no one aknowledges the message of forgivness that it's inherent to the game.
For me, a person that spent most of his free-time on the web hating on "Chads", "Stacies" and becoming more and more filled with bitterness and hatred this game was like a hope for redemption to me.
Again i remembered that i used to be happy and nice to people and how good it felt and that if you let yourself be consumed by hate you will just end up further in the pit.
Me a person, that never cries with movies and books i was crying non-stop during the whole pacifist run. Each step was a step towards redemption and in the end i was finnaly redeemed.
I'm glad i played this game before all the hype so everything was like a surprise to me and maybe you guys, despite hating this game should give it a try with a clean heart.
This video brings in a lot of feels too:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSTcRzpL7pQ
>>27509698
I never understand why this game got so much love.
I agree, it's such a sweet, heart-wrenching game, i am going to a con soon and can't wait to buy so much fan merch as well as seeing the cosplayers.
also kinda sucks that the animator of the mettaton fight wont finish up the animation
honestly found the entire thing cringy.
>g-good always wins muh power of love!
Ask anything.
>>27509640
How does a chubby autist get fit? I walk my dog but thats it.
>>27509640
I dont have money for gym so that's it.
>>27509640
But I'm too depressed
any stories of roasties being unexplainably nice to you robots?
>used to sit alone all the time in lunch
>didn't care cus autism
>had a 9/10 roastie slut constantly ask me if i wanted to sit with her and company
>always denied
>continued to write and draw cs/go strategy plans on notebook
>>27509498
Okay, what the fuck is a roasty? I haven't been here in a while and all of a sudden everyone is using this term.
>>27509498
She wanted to be cool with you when you shot up the school.
>>27509778
or wanted to be able to copy his homework...
