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In class today, grill paired up with me on something we started last time, since we were both absent. I am thought great I'm the last person she wants to work with I bet. But when she came over and sat down next to me, she scooted in really close to me, to the point where I was almost within kissing distance with her if I turned my head. Made me nervous as fuck. She was smiley and friendly and touched my hand to get my attention whenever she had an idea.
Do grills touch you and sit an inch away from you even if they think you're ugly?
Probably yeah, huh? The robot answer will probably be she was just being an attention whoring Stacey right?
Nope, she actually thought of you as desireable and wanted something, possibly the dick, possibly to date you.
No woman who thinks you're disgusting/ugly would do any of what you described. Congrats op, I bet it feels amazing. I wish I had ever felt desired like this before.
She gave you a minuscule amount of attention and you popped a boner about it? Relax, guy.
>>27516820
here's a small trick to check if a woman's attracted to you. When the mood is right, give her a high five. If she isn't attracted to you, she will do the good ol' high fuve. If she isn't, she will linger in the contact with your hand and even potentially seek to entwine with yours.
Also look for body language signs, such as her torso facing towards you, her stare (if she's sizing you up or looking at you, away for a second and then back to you), and so onwards.
Doctor nerdlove has articles on this stuff which I find to be the most down to earth and helpful. Once you know about it, it's really easy to tell, just like learning a new language altogether.
Red flag names for girls, I'll start.
>Alex
>Jessica
>Stacy
Oregano
>Gabby
>Taylor
>>27517610
very original indeed
Behold, an ass in a videogame. Are you OFFENDED yet?context: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/mar/29/sexy-pose-removed-overwatch-game-fans-complain-blizzard
>>27516693
gamer gate go back to /v/ please
the only person offended is you, because something of no value was removed in some shit video game.
>muh censorship
>LITERALLY the same as North Korea
>>27516739
To be honest, tumblr anon, I don't give much of a shit - it's not even that nice of an ass.
>the only person offended is you
Are you sure about that? Seems this whole "controversy" stems from women feeling upset that they are being objectified, in a medium that isn't even targeted at them.
Pic related
>>27516693
Ayyy they can't even stand the body the lordy has given us. Hard times we live in arrrr hiarrrr I'm a pirate.
Well?
afaefafaf
>>27516554
I don't know what this is but I want to.
Sylvie is cute!
>>27516554
Did she get those burn marks from sex slavery or regular slavery?
>tfw no cute gf to put her smelly butt in my face at the end of the day
Why must I suffer like this?
ugh anon i know. all i want is a cute, smelly, hairy big butt high test gf to put her butt in my face
I'd love to eat a girl's ass but I don't want my ass to be eaten. Too insecure, even though I use use baby wipes to make sure my ass is clean
>>27516539
I can be your gf.
I have a penis though but depending on how well we match we could get that sorted out.
Can someone be a non-virgin AND a robot? I mean, I can have sex and be a robot, right?
OFFICIAL POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7232031
http://strawpoll.me/7232031
http://strawpoll.me/7232031
http://strawpoll.me/7232031
Yes. I lost my virginity when I was 16 but I've only had it once and 16 was when my life started going downhill
buying a prostitute is a grey area
consensual sex without paying makes you normie
If you've ever had a gf you are a certified normalfag
What do you think about this.
The light of the sun is stored in the wood and released in the process of burning.
I think its fucking beautiful.
>>27516208
That's nice bonfire you've got there.
thanks veritasium
>>27516208
>I think its fucking beautiful.
It is
NEETs, how did you convince your parents to let you live with them? Did it take a lot of effort or was it fairly easy?
Tell them you're trying to be responsible with your money and save it. Make sure you show them you are cutting other costs like not eating as much junk food or going out as much.
>>27516776
>or going out as much
lol
I guess you could also secretly get a po box to have stuff mailed to if you didn't want them to see you actually ordering weeb shit online, etc...
if my parents were actually alive i'd love to be able to move back in and actually save money for awhile and go back to school
I didn't.
Story time
>Grandparents are getting old
>My siblings barely visit them
>Except for me
>I actively visit them because I love them
>They only visit when mom forces them to
>Eventually they die
>They were pretty wealthy so my sibings were clamoring for their share of the wealth
>mfw they gave me ALL of their shit
>mfw my sister bitched at me for it
>mfw I don't have to work a day in my life
Thank you me-maw and pappy I love you
I hate columbus ohio. There are so many fucking normies. Im literally excluded from everything. My "friends" only invite me to things for money and to make fun of me. My girlfriend is ignorant and she is slipping further and further away from me. No one wants to do anything with me ever. I dont know how anyone can survive here. The only notifications i get in my phone are from apps trying to lure me back and spend money. The only thing i can really do is just lay in my bed all day until something happens. Fuck i hate this fucking life, I cant go out because i live in a bad neighborhood and if i take one step out the ooga booga spear chucking jigaboos will basically sniff me out and attack me.
Does anyone have any advice or tips?
I stayed in ohio for two years! It sucks! I was in that area where those girls were kidnapped for years! Remember hearing about the sausage factory guy? etc. OHIO IS NOT A SAFE PLACE! STAY THE FUCK AWAY!
>>27516138
>My girlfriend is ignorant
>girlfriend
Here's some advice: get the fuck off this board you faggot, you're a normie like the rest of them
>>27516138
I don't know how old you are or what the situation is captain, but you should probably try moving somewhere else when you can. Sounds pretty shitty there
Good night Britain edition
>good night
>night
this is just a night bro
I'll be up all night trying to keep this surviving with the 2 other people doing the same
>>27515380
That's the catch mate. The only downside of being a NEET is no income, and you start to get spoilt by the NEETlifestyle a little bit. You forget how bad having to leave the house and do things actually is and you begin to think 'my life is nearly perfect, all I need is some money'. So you decide, all you need to do is get a job to have money and to thus make your life completely perfect.
However, just like how Adam & Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden for failing to resist temptation and sacrificed their perfect lives for a simple apple, your perfect life will erode before your eyes and all for the sake of having the money to potentially buy Apple products.
Everything that is great about being a NEET will be stripped away from you. You will no longer have time to enjoy your hobbies, you will no longer be able to get enough sleep, your self-respect will be stripped from you as you are expected to subordinate to your 'superiors'. Your principles and morals will be questioned as you shill for materialism and become part of the rampant capitalist machine that you will now rely solely upon. You may be asked to step on heads, throw colleagues under the bus or sell insurance to a confused old lady who doesn't need it. You will lose autonomy.
Rather than carry on and list everything you will lose from wageslavery, just know that it is everything you know and enjoy about NEEThood.
And the great irony of it all? The reason you got into this whole soul crushing mess in the first place, the money, is completely useless to you now. You no longer need money because you no longer have free time for wanting trinkets and toys and life experiences. So in a way, like a Native American, you have ended up trading everything you had and everything you held dear, for a few measly beads represented as numbers on an ATM machine.
I don't recommend it.
How do you guys deal with knowing everyone hates you?
Everyone is ignoring and neglecting me and I really can't handle being alone.
How do I get people to not hate me?
Who hates you specifically
Why is that kitty in the fridge?
silly cat in the fridge
what is he doing there?
Should i get married? I am 100% about that i've got the right girl but she's 23 and i'm 18. How to proceed?
wait dumbass
I say yes, but that's me. A lot of robots don't like the idea of being /married./
>>27516056
Thanks, i just felt very lone bout the idea of getting married this early
pic relate
You can travel up to 500 years into the future and return with any single object or artefact, that you can physically carry.
or
You can travel up to 500 years into the past with any object from the present, again that you can physically carry.
Wot get?
Go into the future to get the most advanced male sex toy.
I go into the future and get a vr device. Never do ajything again but fuck my virtual furry waifu.
make a list of all the new inventions and then go back in time and make some patents
Why are you so unhappy, /r9k/?
What happened that made you this way?
Shitty childhood and an inferiority complex.
>>27515383
Atheism and my depression getting out of control.
>>27515412
athiesm?
that made you unhappy?
>lose weight
>suddenly gain normie tier aesthetics
If you think you're ugly most of the time you're just too fat
>thinking i was fat
>just got back from the doctors
>i weigh 122lb
>i just have fat in my stomach
>don't think doing situps are going to do anything
If I wasn't losing my hair, I'd try too.
>>27515286
>tfw skinny upper body
>tfw fat lower body
JUST
