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Good Morning Britain edition
>200mg/dl
I hope I get so fucking mad that I die from heart failure
>>27502829
I've been watching anime for the last 10 hours and now it's 7am
>>27503099
True dedication to the art form right there
>>27503120
I try, ty, but I move over to my bed soon 'cause my back hurts and I've run out of wine to fix that problem
>>27503156
Gonna head to dreamville myself soon.
>>27503488
Spooky, I guess the thread is kinda dead too
I'm just finishing off 'she and her cat' at the moment, too many feels 4 me
>friend I've known for 15+ years hasn't invited me to his wedding
I don't understand. What did I do?
>>27503773
clearly arent normal enough
>>27503773
If you're aware of it you're invited., that's how weddings work. The formal invitation is for the reception and you don't want to go to that.
>>27503773
In movies the invitation is usually hidden under your doormat? Or I guess you could just ask directly?
>>27503862
He posted that he was sorting the invitations on a certain social media last week.
>>27503872
Not sure I could deal with the response if I asked.
>>27503872
If you have to ask about invitations then you're not invited, and if you ask any way you'll get invited, but wont be welcome because you had to ask to get invited.
>>27502829
that show is worse than loose women
fuck sake, what's the deal with that paki on bbc news, she always seems to make every situation difficult
getting more and more hyped for the civil war movie desu guys
definitely teamcap
So guys, I was really poorly on Monday evening so ended up calling in sick to work. Not an issue, I never have time off, thought that shitting yourself was a decent reason to not be in work.
I took today off to make sure I had definitely recovered, called in again and got a text from my colleague asking if I was okay. Apparently there's grumbling about someone having to cover, plus some nosey fuck drove past my house and realised my car wasn't there. Legit reason, as I was visiting my parents on the Monday night (who live 20mins away) due to some personal problems.
So now I can't even enjoy my one day of recovering from losing half my body weight in shit because my friend has caused ultimate anxiety about me being off work.
Reckon I'll be ok? I don't want to deal with shit when I go in tomorrow and definitely not the insinuation that I'm pulling a sicky.
>>27504777
I told you man, I told you not to do that after a bank holiday.
>>27504797
But I was fucking sick, what else am I supposed to do? Go in, sweating, unable to leave a toilet, just so a couple of busybodies at work don't assume the worst?
Should I just go in today anyway despite calling in sick, just so I can explain myself and not have to deal with this bullshit in the office? I feel like it's what I have to do. I absolutely hate the suggestion that I'm lying.
Can't be bothered with life lads. It's too hard and it's all a joke. I wish it was easier to kill myself but it seems like such effort to do so. I hate myself and am crying right now.
>>27504820
>Should I just go in today anyway despite calling in sick, just so I can explain myself
No, you've already called in sick. If you go in now it will just conveince everyone you weren't sick 100%. Hold your guns. Nothing will happen as they can't prove you aren't sick, even with the missing car. You could have been at the doctors or anything. Let everyone think you are lying, it's normal after holidays and everyone does it. Nothing will happen.
Stuck on the late shift, it kind of sucks because by the time I get in everyone else's energy's gone and no one wants to talk to anyone about anything. Given that work is my only social interaction with people of the week that kind of sucks.
>>27504868
Whats the job leddy?
>>27504840
My colleague just said a few people were laughing about it, so I don't think it public knowledge. I think he just wanted to troll me a bit. I know nothing will come of it, it just makes me anxious AF that someone could think I was lying. Like even though I'm not, I feel like I'm going to slip up on something stupid and dat social awkwardness will ensue.
>>27504888
>makes me anxious AF that someone could think I was lying. Like even though I'm not
That's life mate.
Like I said before they will have thought you were lying yesterday when you called in. I thought you were lying, since it's so common for people too call in sick after long weekends because they can't be bothered to go back in.
Hey Brits, Ausfag here.
Now before I shitpost as usual in /pol/, I have a serious question;
since your youth is so fucked if they're not going in certain directions nowadays, what's your opinion on Megaprison's youth (our youth)?
And have you had any shit, traumatic or life-changing experiences related to Megaprison?
>>27504878
Engineer. Currently trying to figure out how to meet people outside of work since I moved for my job a while back and still don't know anyone here.
>>27504933
Fucking normie. Get the fuck out of here.
>>27504940
get pissy
>>27504924
I lived with an Aussie for about 3 months last year, he was a proper normie bellend
>>27504940
Sorry I'll quit my job and build a fort made of piss bottles instead.
>>27504945
>>27504962
Why do you fucking normie come here? Bet you're the same cunts who complain about this place being dead.
>>27504962
Poleaboo also wants you to leave but does not hold any personal feelings of hate against you.
>>27504974
I've been posting in britfeel since day one but I don't bring up my job very often because sometimes people like you who get triggered by it are about. A lot of the time people don't give a shit so it's a bit of a lottery really whether it's autism hour or not.
>>27503910
Look at it this way.
If he missed you by accident he'll feel like an arsehole if you don't remind him.
If he missed you on purpose you're not losing anything by clarifying that he doesn't want you at his wedding, because he's not your fuckin' friend anyway.
Or iunno, maybe you're that bloke nobody invites anywhere because you're a bit of a twat.
>>27505003
>I've been posting in britfeel since day one
So? That doesn't make you a robot.
>>27504974
I like ruffling your greasy feathers
Comfy thread ruined again.
S-see you lads later on. Nobody gave me any you's either.
>>27505010
What I was saying is I don't really care if an autistic neet thinks I shouldn't post here. If I don't mention the fact I have a job you wouldn't be able to tell my post from any other mouth breather's.
>>27505059
>an autistic neet
I belong here.
I've lost count of how many times I've woken up today
Post waifus
Morning lads. Going home today and will be telling my parents I got kicked from uni.
What do I do now? I'm 23 so apprenticeships are probably out of the question since they usually want fresh school leavers right? Also don't have any references, can't use anyone at uni since kicked out. Any advice on what I should be doing now with my life? Any help is appreciated, I'm really lost right now.
>start ordering valium
>life becomes great
>suddenly supplies become unreliable
>go through withdrawals and life is back to being shit again
>keep trying to order more but nowhere sends anything
fucking hell where my druggies at
anyone know a dealer in manchester?
>>27505120
stay at home pretending to pass your driving licence and tell that rent is too expensive.
also, meditate
I think the sudden realisation of being lonely has suddenly taken it's toll on me
>>27505120
Why were you kicked out lad?
>>27505120
when you talk about references do you mean job references?
I got my first job through uni luckily (bar tending), and since then I have been pretty lucky based just off that. I got two more jobs within the year I was hired there (one at Spar and one at an agency for waiting tables etc) and now my cv looks decent.
I believe it's just a case of searching hard for the initial break and everything should come with that after you have a few months of experience. then you will have a well written CV proving you can work hard which is attractive to employers/apprenticeships etc. you just have to muscle through the boring first year and not give too much of a fuck about how shitty your first jobs are
t. someone who thought they'd never get a job and is probably also going to be kicked out of university.
p.s. i mentioned i had to repeat a year to someone who hired me casually and just laughed about it and still worked there for a long time. employers are human
>>27505211
I think most employers don't care about your history as long as you're not a criminal, most interviews are just to find out if you're a dickhead or not.
>>27505120
Which uni + why did you get kicked? Must have been something serious, I've done some mad shit but haven't been kicked yet.
Also, you might as well just settle for a standard manual labour job- warehousing actually pays pretty okay. Hours are a bitch but that's the price you pay.
>>27505157
Is that a reference to someone? I already have a drivers license but haven't driven a car in over 3 years. Also my parents won't have an issue with me staying at home, that's not really a problem. Problem is I have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do now.
>>27505174
I posted this a few days ago. To sum it up, stopped going in as I couldn't handle the pressure. Got kicked out.
I told myself at the start of the year if I couldn't get through uni, I would give up on life altogether. But, I'm sorry for this triggers some people, I met someone very special so don't want to give up on life, I love them so much and want to make them proud of me.
>>27505211
So I still have a shot at an apprenticeship? I feel like i'm getting too old for them since i'm at the age where the government no longer pay the salary. I'm 24 in may.
>>27505229
I don't care about the pay anymore. I don't have many expenses now that i'll be back at home for the foreseeable future. Just want something comfy and with decent hours so I don't go insane.
Nobody is online and I can't sleep
>>27503910
I mean, it's probably highly unlikely (depending on how close you are) but he could be asking you to be the best man. You don't really need an invitation if you're the best fuckin' man since you're expected to be there.
Also my older brother was invited to a wedding but he didn't get an official invitation by post, apparently the guy getting married just said to a bunch of his friends "you're all welcome to come, I'm not making you a fucking card"
>>27505109
I woke up last night because it felt like something was on my mouth.
I'm 87% sure I swallowed a spider.
>>27505120
Join the French Foreign Legion, they give you a new identity and you can quite literally run away.
>>27505455
Anti depressants cuck. Probably can't join any military type thing due to them.
>>27505259
>A lazy uni dropout could get a gf while I couldn't
God sure plays some funny tricks on people doesn't he.
>>27505574
it's because you have a shit personality
>>27505620
Probably, but I find it hard to believe a depressed drop out would be a better person to hang out with. Could be wrong though.
>psychiatrist laughs when I describe my suicide plans
thanks nhs
>>27505669
act them out to prove him who has the better laugh
>>27505644
Trust me mate. I have no idea how I met someone so amazing. I'm very happy when we hang out together and spent hours cuddling. It's really made me optimistic about the future even with this whole uni thing. Just want to be a good bf desu
>>27505151
F-pam or etizolam are good substitutes
If not just use darknet
>>27505698
How did you actually meet her then?
>>27502829
How's Poleaboo this fine English morning?
Just woke up from a 16 hour sleep. Fucking kill me.
>>27505755
Poleaboo is not impressed with the normies posting here today
>>27505725
You obviously have some experience with darknet. Do you have to be relatively savvy in order to do it right and not get fucked over? I have a dealer but I'm sure I could get better stuff for cheaper.
I started looking into buying bitcoins and all that shit and just gave up because I didn't understand it enough.
>>27505781
As a bloke who got caught filming girls shitting I'd have thought anyone is normie by your standards.
>>27505781
Poleaboo, can I ask why you are called Poleaboo?
Also, how are things at the moment? I have been following you on these threads for a while and I'm always interested in updates. What is next for Poleaboo?
>>27505799
It's because the girl he filmed on the loo was Polish.
>>27505669
>falling for the therapy meme
>>27505845
This.
He seems to have a fascination with polish women. He said before he thought they were easier to get than regular english white women, as they were foreign and from a worse country.
He's changed his story now, claims it's nothing to do with attraction. He's lying.
>>27505784
Its easy, getting btc can be a hassle
Use mylocalbitcoin, find a decent vendor and make a trade
Then find a decent marks t and again a vendormwith a high reputation, literally just had some oxycodone delivered this morning
Its not rocket science mate, do a little research
>>27505975
I did try, read a couple of guides, etc. It was just the Bitcoin bit that rustles my jimmies. I think it's the idea that they don't really exist in any form, yet I'm transferring 200bongs to someone I don't know, to buy drugs from someone I don't know who is behind an anonymous browser.
I'd be gutted if I lost that amount of money just because I'm shit at the internet.
>tfw can't wait to get off work to go home and wank
>>27506181
>tfw you finally get home and realize you have to do it all over again the next day
>>27506181
>>27506202
>tfw I'm off work today and can't even wank
>>27506043
Its really not that hard, just find verified vendors on local btc and read reviews on the dnm
I can recommended a few if you like..
Never once been scammed, return customers are their business and priority
>>27506388
If you could recommend a few, that would be great. Thanks anon.
Poleaboos weed arrived
That was quick, like 2 days?
Got a sneaky suspicion that the dealer delivered it in person, the envelope has two first class stamps on it,both scribbled over
>>27505109
Makotoooooooo~
>mfw I deleted by makoto photos
morning ladz
>>27505109
There is no meaning to anything.
>>27506528
OK fatguyslim is a vendor on mylocalbitcoins.com
Will never scam you
And if reference to markets alphabay or dream are the best and as for vendors... Well depends what youre after?
>>27505109
Afternoon lad.
And afternoon lads, its my Birthday today I'm only 22 but I'm looking forward to another day alone in my room. the steam lads have already given me the best presents i will be getting with some lovely Jun birthday cards.
I will have to show them how much i appreciate it somehow.
>>27507125
it's my birthday today too
i'm 21
haha
>Vowed to get a job and move out before my 21st
>That's now two and a half months away
Not feeling the best desu
>>27507262
Still have 2 months. Get mass applying to jobs.
>>27507125
>I'm looking forward to another day alone in my room
Because your friends didn't call you out for a dnd sesh? Because you can't over to azus to fug?
Fuck off normie
Holy fuck I just my knee cap so hard on the corner of my bed that I vomited.
Is it broken?
Can anyone from Aberdeen shed some light on what all this talk is about an orgy video with twins going viral?
Or better still, post the video?
I'm curious. It is all over Yik Yak but little detail.
>>27507425
Just normie shit, nothing worth watching.
>>27507392
I think I'm going over to azulads tomorrow actually. and I do enjoy being alone in my room desu.
>>27507471
Don't post here tomorrow. I'm looking forward to a day without your posts.
>>27507440
Oh really? Thats a shame. From what I gather the girls are massive attention whores on Twitter etc, would have been nice to see them taken down a notch or two.
>>27507254
Happy birthday lad, i hope you have a nice comfy one.
Is anime and waifu posting the reason for britfeels downfall?
>>27507539
That and the homos
Coughing so hard I vomit and I've fucked up at work really bad.
End my life
girlfriends literally fucking covered my bed in vag blood why are women so fucking disgusting? she woke up and realized how bad shes bleeding, walks to the bathroom and literally bleeds all the way leaving a trail of dead egg and womb lining behind her. fucking women lads, probs just gonna fuck her on her period as punishment desu
>>27507612
>I've fucked up at work really bad.
What happened?
>>27507627
I work a few jobs and I work around school term dates, the gov has allowed schools to choose their own easter dates and I've double booked myself
>>27503051
Friend of mine did blood glucose checks on my a few times, also had one on a health day thing at the gym, and alongside a cholesterol check at the doctors.
Always come back 54mg/dl (3.0mmol/l).
I wonder what high blood sugar is like...
She's turned the weans against us
>>27504777
Tell them that they need to prove the car wasn't there. Also talk to the union. Speak to GP about anxiety. Tell work they actively made your anxiety worse because they were spying on you. Make them regret driving past your house.
>>27507539
Nah shoutanus causing pointless arguments forced most anons to leave
>>27507669
I don't get how Moz is fat? Doesn't he eat leafs?
>>27507723
that's blox
>>27507481
Don't worry lad there's WiFi in the cuck shed
>>27507783
Loves his mushrooms and nuts
So sad!
alright fellas
anyone up for a take away tonight?
I'm feeling a pizza and spicy tomato garlic bread ya know.
>>27508080
>tfw nodding on opiates
Its been so long, loving life right now
![tumblr_nrxeadxvDN1ubkyqao1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kZso7Oc.jpg "tumblr_nrxeadxvDN1ubkyqao1_500[1].jpg")
>have the day off of uni because my tutor herniated a disc yesterday
>walk up to town, look through the charity shops
>buy a new shirt, comfy as fuck
>walk home the long way along the river
>get to my road
>there's a familiar looking QT walking my way
>on approach she smiles at me
>suddenly feel like I ought to say something but either I don't know her or if I do then I've forgotten her name
>it's too late to stop now so I smile back and carry on
Fuck lads how do I fix this? She must live fairly close by too...
Can anyone suggest a flavour e liquid for a e cig?
Inb4 mouth fedora i'm an ex smoker
>>27508149
>exsmoker
>>27508132
just because she smiled at you doesn't mean she fancies you, you pleb maybe she was just being friendly
>>27508156
Ex smoker, current vaper
who else /complete failure of a human being waiting for death/ here?
>>27508175
fucking virgin
unsurprisingly not OC
>>27507425
Lol I'm from Aberdeen but I have no idea about this video. Actually knew some twins at school, wonder if it's them.
>>27508197
Your not very nice at all
>>27508230
Sorry lad.
I'm having a bad day and shouldn't have taken my frustration out on you.
>>27505109
I bit my tongue an hour ago and it still hurts, think it might be fatal lads
>>27507125
happy birthday lad, hope it's as lovely as you are :^)
terms that make robots uncomfortable:
>team leader
>sales assistant
>recruitment agency
>customer sales advisor
>>27502829
ffs why does this country suck so much
all we have is banter, our weathers shit, our people are shit, our education is shit etc etc
>>27508727
LOL. I've been all of these. And I liked being a team leader.
>>27508162
Lad it was a chance to initiate conversation with a very QT grill
>>27508775
>all we have is banter.
Mate, banter is all you need.
Wanna be like America where you can't have banter because some fat bull dyke will get offended. Fuck no. They can have their sun and shit, I'd rather be able to call the saville looking women working at my chippy Jimmy Saville without somecunt being all pissy about it.
>our people are shite
But mate, brit culture is best culture. Would you rather be a muslim, a swede or a yank?
Of course not.
Then again, our country is becoming americanised and soon the banter will end.
When will we get a brit culture revival?
Do we even have any real brittish shows any more?
have just been suspended along from work after a work night out, and i just had to go to uni have a dissertation meeting with my supervisor still half cut
the neet life is coming
>>27509147
Alcohol is terrible, you do awful things. Never drink around anyone you don't feel comfortable being a complete fuck nut around
>>27509147
What did you do?!!
oc
>trying to find dentist
>all NHS ones are full
>private ones are expensive as fuck
>>27509211
Tell them you have TMJ disorder. They should let you on NHS then even if they're full. If they then say that you don't after a checkup, oh well, you got your checkup.
>>27509211
Bro just watch some YouTube tutorials on dentistry and give it a go yourself, really not that hard. I used some solder and porcelain to give myself a dental bridge, bit wonky but better than looking like a fucking pirate
These last few days have been depressing. It's been sunny but still cold and frozen and I've felt so tires for a lot of it.
It's been odd.
>>27509197
alleged to have taken drugs on work premises
>>27509251
Opiates and benzos
I felt the same until the post came this morning, literally floating on top of the world
>>27509262
I was sacked for same thing, BUPA came in, drugs tested me and out the door I went
Hated that job anyway
>tfw my Final Major Project is shaping up to be the worst thing I've done yet
>>27502829
Been on a 1500 calorie diet for the last week. Find out I've gained 2lbs. How the fuck?
>>27504777
somebody there actually went out their way to drive past your house and check on you and your car? Fucking normies, they're even more fucked up in the head than the rest of us are.
>>27509352
Metabolism slowed down mate
Average male should consume 2500 a day
Up it to 2000 calories, make sure you exercise too bro
>>27509262
Well if you didn't, then get them to drug test you.
If you did then you're an idiot. Never trust colleagues.
>new bike is on its way
>>27509381
only really 2500 cals if you do something, sitting in a chair all day is more like 1900 cals for maintenance depending on body factors.
>>27505003
don't worry about it mate, some of the cunts here think that unless you're living at home sucking on your momma's tit while pissing in bottles and wanking to anime, you don't belong here. That's utter shite. Plenty of fucking robots who have their own places and work etc. They just don't necessarily have the fucking entitled "muh board" attitude that some of the autists here have.
>>27509352
Been on 1500 for about five weeks now, dropped around 8lbs so far. Ignore >>27509381, stick to 1500 and give it a bit more time, your weight can vary throughout the day quite a bit throughout the day and those fluctuations can mask the actual trend of your weight. Weigh yourself on a set day at a set time and keep it up for at least another couple of weeks before you lose heart.
And good luck pal, we're all gonna make it.
>>27509410
Sorry I assumed you actually moved, if you sit around all day your metabolism is fucked anyway
Exercise mate, lift weights and do some light cardio
>>27505798
lol, sick burn
Hows your day going lads? this was mine
>constipated as fuck
>drank 6 cups of coffee during the day in the hopes it makes me shit
>2 hours later feel it brewing in my gut
>finally.png
>go to the toilet and do the biggest nastiest shit that's ever came out of me
>It's like black slime
>the smell is unimaginable
>"I better wipe now" I think to myself
>turn to get toilet paper and to my horror there's none
>I flush toilet and contemplate what to do
>fuck it
>I stand up like a cowboy with an extreme case of rickets and waddle over to the sink
>fill it with warm water and grab a cloth
>stand with my arse over the sink and proceed cleaning my anus with warm soapy water
>white cloth slowly turns a shade of shitty black
>why did I think this was a good idea
>finally finish cleaning my ass and empty the sink of the ungodly black shitty mess inside
>decide I don't want to ruin a towel to dry myself off so I steal my flatmates hairdryer
>start blow drying my ass
>finally finish and put my trousers back on
>realise entire flat stinks of shit
>open all the windows before people get home
>contemplate my existence for an hour before deciding to share this story with strangers on the internet
>>27509437
Ignore me?
I gave sound advice there mate.
>>27509471
you never need to up calories to lose weight.
>>27509493
Ight pham cba to get into this argument
>>27509381
Yeah I haven't gone for a shit in like 2 days now. Might have something to do with it.
>>27509437
Tbh I probably will stick at it because my appetite is non existenct at the mo. Just got diagnosed with T2 diabetes a few weeks back so really cut back the sugar to nothing and found the drugs (metformin) have knackered my appetite which is a good thing. Hope the weight loss kicks in soon though. THanks.
who /delayingsuicidetowatchleicesterwinthebpl/ here?
>>27509451
Got some weights coming from amazon, 20kg dumbells. So fingers crossed that should help me out as well. Cheers.
>>27509466
wanted to stay awake all night and day but fell asleep around 11am and woke up around 4pm.
Pretty glad I bought pic related off amazon though
>>27509466
Ahaha, I can just imagine you blowdrying your arsehole with your mates dryer. Classic.
>>27504777
>>27504797
>>27504820
>>27504840
>>27504868
>>27504888
>>27504917
>>27507612
>>27509147
Sounds like lots of people here are experiencing, or have had experience of colleagues being cunts.
Why do people even trust or befriend colleagues? All they want to do is use you as a scapegoat in order to divert attention from how shitty a job they are all doing. All they want to do is use your punishment as a stepping stool to furthering their own career. All they want to do is use your pain as their own source of amusement to make the day go quicker.
Fuck colleagues. Don't trust them.
>>27509579
Yeah I'm used as a blame for a lot of problems at work.
We're savagely understaffed, I take one sick day in the last year and mess up my times once in a whole year and my head gets bitten off. I don't get it, I work harder than anyone else
>>27507817
>thinks he's a robot
>is fucking a rich kid
oh im laffin
>>27509579
I work as a shop assistant and desu, from previous jobs I've learned that it's fine to get on with colleagues, maybe (if you can be arsed, which I can't these days) even socialise with them, but don't trust them any further than you can throw them. Just not worth it.
Good example being how I worked for Sainsburys night shift a few years ago, got on with plenty of colleagues there and even considered some of them to be friends, but as soon as I left the job, every single one of the fuckers basically broke contact with me and couldn't be arsed. Scarily not the first time that's happened at a workplace either. I'm just lucky I've got some decent friends I've known for 15+ years since college that keep in touch no matter what and the missus of course. Anyway, yeah, don't trust/bother with work colleagues. They will drop you like a fucking brick.
>>27509466
Where did you put the dirty cloth?!
>>27509627
>Not having internet
Are you homeless
>>27508192
me me me me pick me
>>27508972
>brit culture is best culture. Would you rather be a muslim
Aren't those two the same things though?
>>27509629
Oh, I work as a shop assistant, I was once a team leader, a warehouse worker, I did data entry, I was a taxman. All I ever learned is that you can be nice to them, act like you like them, but don't EVER be their friend or trust them . They're all scum.
>>27509559
Good lad, what's your height/weight?
Invest in a utility bench too if you can
20kg won't last long though, although it depends on what routine you're planning to do
Try to focus on compound exercises
>>27509646
No, you retard. The cuck shed. It's a entire second house with arcades and shit. He's posted about it before.
>>27509670
Yup, you've basically hit the nail on the head, depressing desu, but so very true.
>>27509676
5,10 in height and 20stone, 10lbs in weight. Bad but I was nearly 23 stone a while ago so that's something. I'll google compound exercises and do some reading, cheers bud.
>>27509749
It's one of a few reasons why I'm not gonna be around after Friday. I'm only sticking around until then because I don't trust work to pay my partner my wages if I'm already dead. Also if I'm dead I lose my personal allowance so the money will get taxed a full 20% on all income.
Once Friday's over, I'm so fucking done with this shit.
>>27509766
you need to go for walks not lifting
>>27509709
That's right mate I'm fucking rich, what are you gonna do about it.
Come meet me outside my prime real estate townhouse and see what happens, cunt
>>27509795
>Once Friday's over, I'm so fucking done with this shit.
Are you going to off yourself or what? What even is your job that you hate it that much?
>>27509825
I will knobhead. Have your driver ready to drive you to the hospital you little gay normie cunt.
Starting to feel too old for this place. Everyone is in their early 20s. Even wizchan has barely any actual wizards on it
Feels bad. Where do my kind who don't kill themselves go?
>>27509631
Wrapped it up in a bag and threw it straight in the bin outside
>>27509850
I'm 27 mate. Neet, live at home, virgin. How old are you?
>>27509846
I'll enjoy snapping your frail malnourished povvo body in half lad
>>27509862
I'm 30, neet, live at home virgin.
>>27509766
Christ, well congrats on your progress so far mate
I'm assuming you're already pretty strong being that weight
Try to focus on the big 3 bench press, OHP and squats, one arm db rows are good too
For the compound exercises you don't have equipment for try and find a bodyweight variation
Make sure your form is good then progress on the weights (you'll prob have tro buy more)
Throw some accessory exercise in there too flyes, curls, lateral raises, for the aesthetics and I can't stress cardio enough even just walking at a fast pace for 30 mins 2-3 times a week will make a dramatic improvement
Good luck fella, and no matter how hard it seems, never lose that motivation
>>27509807
Yeah I just started walking to work and back most days. Thankfully the town I live in is like on top of 8 different hills, so wherever I decide to go is going to do me some good/knacker the fuck out of me.
>>27509850
>Where do my kind who don't kill themselves go?
They sort their lives out.
>>27509795
Oh don't off yourself mate. I know life's shit sometimes but experiencing something is better than nothing. Unless you're in constant excrutiating pain, in which case all power to ya. :S
>>27509830
Customer assistant. I sit at a till that goes "beep". I get told off for not talking enough. I got told off for wearing grey socks instead of black ones once. I got told off for accepting overtime (yes, for accepting overtime, that was offered to me by the company).
I've been working for 13 years and I have nothing to show for it. Not even friends. When I've thought I've made friends they've turned out to be complete cunts.
I've stockpiled a ton of medication. I'll transfer everything to my partner and I'll go to sleep and never wake up.
>>27509850
Diabetes/fat guy here. I'm 34 mate and post/lurk here on a regular basis.
>>27509871
Nice to see some other older robots here. The big 30, will be joining you in just under 3 years then. What's 30 like? Is it true what everyone says, that it's the point of no return?
>>27509897
Think about your partner. Are you really going to make them go through all this pain of you killing yourself.
Kill yourself if they break up with you sure because then you'd have nothing. But right now, you have them.
Why are Tesco such cunts to work for?
It is my day off today, I look at my phone and I've got 3 missed calls and 3 voicemail messages. I haven't listened to them because I get this every single day off and they are always asking me to come in and telling me I need to call them. I need to call you on my day off? Really? Go fuck yourselves, I'm not a fucking doctor on call here. Let me have some fucking peace and quiet when I am not slaving. If they fucking told me it was a round the clock 24/7 7 days a week contract I wouldn't have taken the fucking job.
Fuck this I am quitting.
Ree
>>27509925
My Dad promised us he would cover a deposit for us to move house at Christmas. I know he'd stick to that for my partner. My partner will be able to use the money I send, and the help from my Dad, to find a smaller place where he doesn't have to be reminded of me everywhere. He'll be hurt, but he'll get through it. He is significantly better off without me.
>>27509958
Mate, he's with you because he loves you and wants to be with you. I can sort of relate with what you feel. I myself am sometimes shocked my own partner is with someone like me. I hate myself but he's still with me and we love each other. Don't do that to him lad, don't off yourself. It's going to hurt him more than you think.
>>27509938
That's pretty much every minimum wage job. It sucks but it's just a part of minimum wage life. Just ignore the calls.
>>27510024
I've worked in minimum wage before at a Builder's Merchant and they would ask you to do overtime in advanced but they would never ring you up on your day off and leave you voice mails demanding you call them. That is autisticly a rude.
>>27509912
When I hit 30, I spent a week in bed wishing I was dead. Was perfectly content during my 20s.
>>27510080
So i'll take that as a yes. Fuck, three years to turn my life around.
>>27510096
>hitting 30
>not being part of the forever 27 club
>>27510096
I've been going to "turn my life around" since I was 21
Good luck
>>27509938
Not just Tesco lad. It's fucking most places.
They assume you will drop everything and run to work for them whenever they decide you need to.
But if you go and ask them for something (time off, overtime, change a shift) they will react like they are going out of their way and doing you a massive favour and you owe them one.
Just don't answer your phone, and if you ever do and they ask you to come in, just stick with the old
>can't come in. It's my day off and I have plans I cannot cancel
Part of my job is that I work late, usually until 10. And a lift home comes with the job.
A few nights ago I got let off and went home at about 9:50.
Today my boss asks me to work an extra hour - "Since he let me go early the other day"
Doesn't seem to remember that he is usually late between 10 -20 minutes 8 days out of 10 and that i technically stay late almost every night.
>>27510120
>unironically being part of the 27 club
If I kill myself it will be at 26 or 28 for that exact reason.
>>27510131
Did you actually try though or just keep putting it off for a tomorrow that never came?
>>27509938
Tell them that you do not permit them to call you for non-urgent matters on your days off, and (unless stated) you are not interested in overtime without more than 24(or whatever) hours notice, and that they can ask you for this at work.
Make it clear that any violation will go straight to the union as harrassment, and any further violations will be considered a brean of Section 8 of the Human Rights Act (The right to respect for privacy when one has a reasonable expectation of privacy.)
>>27510201
breach*
hurrrrrrr....
>>27510190
>tfw waiting for the one
>the day that never comes
>when you stand up and feel the warmth
>but the sunshine never comes
Have we discussed this yet?
Wew lad
>>27510190
>just keep putting it off for a tomorrow that never came?
What do you think?
>>27510201
>how to make your life at work miserable: the post
He works at tescos, he's not some super specialist surgeon who the place desperately needs to keep happy. He's expendable.
>>27510201
How do you know all this clever stuff?
>>27510232
Was just asking lad.
>>27510228
Kek that guy is alpha as fuck. Is he a brit?
what are the odds pic related comes on here lads?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515740/Computer-hacker-cost-Moonpig-com-150-000-lost-business-broke-18-000-customer-accounts-ordered-repay-greeting-card-firm-just-100.html
>>27510258
Sorry if it sounded rude, I honestly wasn't trying to be. Was more of a sarcastic kind of thing.
>>27510226
>waiting for the one
You're not supposed to wait. You're supposed to make it happen with your own pro active actions.
>>27510236
I'm actually the savoury yoghurt specialist.
>>27510287
This desu
Do you think Tommy Lee sat around and waited for the bus? Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to live in the Hills and pork Heather Locklear.
>>27510268
Yeah from Leeds, living in Aberdeen
>>27510228
>Have we discussed this yet?
No, because all current events belong on >>>/pol/ and all news belongs on >>>/news/
>>27510268
The guy had a fake vest, he did this because he couldn't afford to pay people traffickers to get him into Europe to claim asylum. Hardly alpha to stand there grinning next to a little old man who's lost everything.
>>27510271
>During the course of the Moonpig.com investigation, Fulton was traced through an online IP address, and was found to have launched the online attack from a computer while at his girlfriend's home.
>his girlfriend's home.
>>27510334
nofunallowed.jpg
>>27510357
It's another illegal immigrant, it's not funny
>>27510334
The grinning guy didn't know it was fake at the time of the pic. He used the selfie as a cover to get a closer look to see if the vest had a "dead mans trigger" (i.e would it go off if someone shot him). I'd say thats pretty alpha.
Btw whats the difference between news and current events?
>>27510413
>The grinning guy didn't know it was fake at the time of the pic. He used the selfie as a cover to get a closer look to see if the vest had a "dead mans trigger" (i.e would it go off if someone shot him). I'd say thats pretty alpha.
I'd say that's a colossal lie he told the newspapers because he's a dickhead
>>27510438
Sounds like you're mad that he's getting all the praise and is making panties wet.
>>27510438
>Being this jelly the guy in the picture is more alpha than you
YGSIU
i'm 43, pretty sure i'm the oldest in these threads.
>>27510272
It's okay lad. You're probably bored of answering these questions since you must get asked them every time you reveal your age and life situation.
>>27510491
i'm 58 so...
yeah, i'm the oldest.
>>27510491
What year did you come to 4chan?
>>27510530
think it 1989
>>27510491
do you remember the war?
>>27510525
I'm 70 so I am the oldest
>>27510548
yes, it was awful. truly awful.
>>27510549
i'm 81 buddy.
i am in-fact the oldest.
I'm 69
>>27510271
GREEEASSSYY PIG DOT COOOOOM
I'mOVEEER 9000 XD
>>27510271
fucking bullshit.
He had responsible disclosure.
How was Poleypoo's day today? Still hating the NEET life?
>>27510271
>he has a girlfirend
well if does he isn't welcome
>>27510889
How can anyone hate NEETlife? It is literally the dream. If everyone would stop bending to social pressure a lot more people would openly admit that.
>>27510917
>him
>girlfriend
ffs
Maybe it's our personalities, guys?
Got me a new bike, lads!!
What are your hobbies?
>>27511014
>form of transport
>hobby
>>27511060
>cars are not a hobby
>trains are not a hobby
>motorbikes are not a hobby
>>27511082
>trains are not a hobby
>>27511014
crying and wanking.
>>27511095
no they are transport
made a skype group. i need to pretend to my friends that I have friends outside of them. brits and feels only.
https://join.skype.com/imx19ReXTxYa
>>27511167
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
>>27511123
and crying because I can't wank multiple times due to low libido
brother got me a 24 inch monitor for my birthday
been using a 19 inch one for absolutely years
this thing is huge and it all feels like a cinema
>>27511231
I have 2 asus 24 inchers that rotate vertically + 50" plasma for movies all hooked up to my rig
Couldn't imagine anything smaller
>>27511292
>plasma
s m h
>>27511292
>plasma
Jesus
enjoy your screen burn senpai
What's poleaboo up to this fine evening? Spliff and a wank?
whats the best heist movie?
