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Good night Britain edition
>good night
>night
this is just a night bro
I'll be up all night trying to keep this surviving with the 2 other people doing the same
>>27515380
That's the catch mate. The only downside of being a NEET is no income, and you start to get spoilt by the NEETlifestyle a little bit. You forget how bad having to leave the house and do things actually is and you begin to think 'my life is nearly perfect, all I need is some money'. So you decide, all you need to do is get a job to have money and to thus make your life completely perfect.
However, just like how Adam & Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden for failing to resist temptation and sacrificed their perfect lives for a simple apple, your perfect life will erode before your eyes and all for the sake of having the money to potentially buy Apple products.
Everything that is great about being a NEET will be stripped away from you. You will no longer have time to enjoy your hobbies, you will no longer be able to get enough sleep, your self-respect will be stripped from you as you are expected to subordinate to your 'superiors'. Your principles and morals will be questioned as you shill for materialism and become part of the rampant capitalist machine that you will now rely solely upon. You may be asked to step on heads, throw colleagues under the bus or sell insurance to a confused old lady who doesn't need it. You will lose autonomy.
Rather than carry on and list everything you will lose from wageslavery, just know that it is everything you know and enjoy about NEEThood.
And the great irony of it all? The reason you got into this whole soul crushing mess in the first place, the money, is completely useless to you now. You no longer need money because you no longer have free time for wanting trinkets and toys and life experiences. So in a way, like a Native American, you have ended up trading everything you had and everything you held dear, for a few measly beads represented as numbers on an ATM machine.
I don't recommend it.
Wives
Feeling really sad again lads. Can't help but cry
>>27516083
lel desu mate
>>27516044
She's not real, none of them are, or ever will be.
>tfw
>>27516097
at least you can know that loads of other people fap to her
>>27516083
Life is shit isn't it?
>>27516096
I know im fucking pathetic arn't I lads?
>>27516168
Yeah, its taken a turn for the worst recently.
Lads how do you deal with a break up? GF and me were in a car crash and she has PTSD now so she's like a zombie.
Been going out for 6 1/2 years. What do I do now?
>>27516202
become a sissy slut anon
>>27516212
Tell her to get over it or you're withdrawing her cock privileges. That'll sort her out
why the fuck do asda think it's okay to charge 40p for a carrier bag charge if i'm ordering ONE FUCKING THING that doesn't even need a fucking carrier bag, let alone fucking EIGHT
Just took the day off working in a psychiatric hospital tomorrow to spend a day eating pot brownies and masturbating.
>>27516202
Same here lad. No energy for anything. Stare blindly at stupid youtube vids all day
>>27516259
good trade m80
I\M fucking smashed lads.
>>27516213
>6"4'
>Broad shoulders
>Ugly face
>big dick
Not gunna happen sorry anon. I'd like to be the britfeel sissy with a qt pixie cut so that I can pass as a qt boy or a qt girl depending on the day
>>27516044
And boyfriends.
>>27516044
>wake up
>post waifu
>go to bed
>post waifu
maybe I should start doing something with my life
>>27516044
its finally late enough i can go back to bed and watch shit on the laptop.
>>27516299
she looking to get her feet licked lad?
>>27516297
Get better taste
Although this is clearly you attention whoring. Take it to /cuteboys/ or some shit
>>27516267
Im watching a man machine a potato so he can screw a carrot into it or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgPOJPTo_A
>>27516291
Be my bf
I'll get a pixie cut
Fucking hell this new thread took an immediate nose dive
>>27516359
Will you look like pic related?
>>27516317
Suck my fun stick, loser.
>>27516384
The shiposting is on point desu lad
Had way more free time than usual lads the past week and half. Not had to be at work or college much at all. Was p great at first but how lonely I am has started to sink in again.
Any ways what are you lads listening to tonight? I'm jamming out Pinkerton for those middle class kid with no real problems feels.
>>27516316
why would you assume something so lewd?
get your mind out the gutter lad
>>27516399
Thats not a pixie cut, but I probably wouldn't be that qt ever anyway
>>27516044
Posting waifu and feeling pretty awful desu~
Lads, am I a normie/faggot for liking Ellie Goulding? and I mean actually like her music, not her, though she is qt in the right light
>>27516399
She doesn't look very attractive at all as a chap.
>>27516465
She honestly one of the blandest musicians I could name. We'd have to be very, very close friends for me not to lose almost all respect for you.
>>27516465
Nothing wrong with liking polished pop music. It's meant to be unsubstantial fun.
You guys up for a late night tinychat or something?
>>27516468
She looks like one of those hot girls that'd be mental as fuck when you scratch the surface. Dunno why im attracted to that
>>27516513
Sounds like normiest fucking thing ever lad
>>27516465
Jess Glynne is better desu
>tfw you always end up back in /britfeel/ crying like a bitch
If 4chan or this board ever die I honestly won't know where to go. This scares me.
Fucking met Morrissey in McDonalds last night, he is a top bloke, stood for a photo and had a chat about his days in The Smiths.
>>27516552
I get properly sad that this thread is getting less and less popular. Literally the only place I feel like I belong.
>>27516259
Got a recipe for those brownies?
Lads I need some robot-approved podcasts to listen to during my drive to wagekeking
Anyone else do this and have suggestions?
>>27516563
>Morrissey
>in McDonalds
doubt.jpg
He's a vegetarian, and who the fuck goes to maccy's for a salad?
>>27516552
4chan has been the crutch that has helped me not collapse into depression and suicide for almost a decade. I'm 27, alone, and I really don't think I could cope without it anymore as it's the only form of open communication I have with others.
>>27516600
OSW if you like old school wrestling, in fact OSW even if you don't like wrestling desu
>>27516552
Iktf. I got banned for something dumb from a Twitch steam I'd been visiting for a year then spent the next 3 days achingly miserable.
>>27516563
>he is a top bloke
lotsofdoubt.png
>>27516603
>who the fuck goes to maccy's for a salad?
Morrissey mate, I just heard about it.
>>27516563
He came round my place the other day and we had an early spring barbeque. We initially fell out over wish sauce goes best with lamb but reconciled over our mutual appreciation of the royal family.
Oh god my flatmates are back
I left vomit in the communal sink last night and I'm afraid to leave my room now,
So hungry now people are talking about McDonalds
>>27516582
I'm going to start trying to come back here every day. I've been slipping out and only coming here when I get really depressed. I'm sorry.
>>27516608
I know how you feel. Although it doesn't really prevent the collapse for me, it just keeps me going through it and gets me to the other side.
>>27516638
>not just ban evading
Christ mate, sort it out. I'll wait out a 24 hour but even that's painful.
My onaholes are stuck at the Post Office until I can pick them up which will most likely be Saturday.
Already been on nofap since Monday in anticipation, not sure if I can hold out until the weekend.
People were posting nostalgia videos in the last thread so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
>>27516513
There's a steam chat where you can talk to all the anime posting faggots
>>27516672
>since Monday
Wooooow, 2 whole days
>>27516600
I really like Hello internet, Serial (This burgdah bloke sounds like a right robot desu),Podquisition all though half the time they try to hardand the co-optional podcast
Lore and Lou Reads the internet can be either really comfy or really really shit, especially when he reads reddit threads
>>27516465
She's got a chin and jaw that could turn bricks to dust
Shit music anyway
>>27516697
I last fapped Sunday so it's 3 days.
>>27516039
I don't have to do any of that for my office job. I just sit on my computer, only 'work' for half the day. The other half is easy admin work. I get paid 24k for it.
There are other jobs apart from shitty mcjobs or supermarket stuff.
>>27516735
At least she's white I guess, better than Charli XCX or some shit
>>27516600
Ricky Gervais show
>>27516672
Most likely customs are having a look at the box art and wondering whether to V& you
>>27516600
Sleepycast.
Technically an animation and game design podcast by a bunch of old Newgrounds guys but they almost never talk about that stuff and it's just a bunch of bros shooting the shit and coming up with weird hypotheticals.
>>27516600
sleepycast
ricky gervais xfm
ricky gervais podcast
Adam and Joe podcast
>>27516783
Nope it managed to get through customs.
Know what you mean though, the box art is a bit shady.
>>27516465
There's a couple of her songs I like, but I despise myself for it because of how meh she is.
>>27516600
I listen to
Joe Rogan podcast
Bill Burr podcast
Then if you like wrasslin
Stone Cold Podcast
Chris Jericho Podcast
Also if you don't mind older stuff, just download episodes of The Opie & Anthony Show from 2008-2012 because that is some of the funniest shit to listen too.
>>27516600
i sometimes listen to doug stanhope podcast, it's very unorganised and informal though
>>27516818
Is xfm still a thing? I thought it had been rebranded to radio x or some shit
>>27516849
>Stone Cold podcast
Shit since WWE network got their claws into it. Jericho is shit as well, literal manchild who cannot take any criticism, especially on twitter
>>27516770
she's actually fit though, whereas ellie goulding looks like a genuine horse. most unattractive pop star out there rn.
>tfw nobody likes the same anime as me
>>27516922
I like Jericho's musical guests and I love everything Austin ever does I would listen to him talk about nothing all day he is such a nice man he is my hero
>>27516976
List the anime
>>27516430
Same lad, I thought i'd be alright but I forgot how hard it is being on your own all day, anyway check out the album Szymon - Tigersapp
The artist who made it killed himself a few years back and it was finished by relatives and released posthumously.
>>27516976
>tfw people do like the same Bloc Party as you
>>27516849
fuck off yank
32423
>>27516998
stuff like natsume yuujinchou and ghost hunt
everyone else seems to like loli schoolgirls 14 or mecha
>>27517057
>natsume yuujinchou
sounds comfy as fuck
I'll give it a watch
>>27517091
theres a robot episode in there youll know it if you get there
>>27516600
Church of what's happening now
Ron Paul Liberty Report
Juan Epstein
I am Rapaport
Most importantly, Radiolab.
What's the appeal behind anime lads?
I never got it.
>>27515932
Nice copy pasta, lad.
>>27517117
Me neither desu, just don't see the appeal
>>27517057
>natsume yuujinchou
great taste senpai. I can't wait for the new series~
>>27517117
vast escapism
>>27517117
It's just comfy <3
>>27517117
like everthing else its addicting. i wanted to see all the anime reccomended to the one i liked to get the similar feeling again. i also get to put myself in a relationship with a girlor my mother
I said, hey boy sittin in your tree
Mummy always wants you to come for tea
Don't be shy, straighten up your tie
Get down from your tree house sittin in the sky
Should be wanking less but im gunna do it anyway lads
>>27517117
Anime's appeal is the cute girls.
>>27517268
As someone with no Anime experience what should I start with?
>>27517288
Who is this mate I need to know as I too am interested in wanking.
>>27517335
boku no pico, of course!
warmed up frozen cumberland pie and a couple of doughnuts, life is good right now lads
>>27517277
I wanna know just what to do
Is it very big is there room for two ?
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
>>27517379
What flavour doughnuts?
talked to some cunt on a suicide charity site, cunt just said go to the doctor and left the chat
got memed pretty hard
>>27517424
delicious jam
>>27517370
Dunno, just found it browsing tumblr
http://tightplastic.tumblr.com/
http://latexpics.tumblr.com/
http://wetshine.tumblr.com/
>>27517399
Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff I'll blow you away with my dubs
>>27517439
Wow that's fucked. I thought they were supposed to get training for that kind of thing.
>>27517335
GTO (43 eps)
ano hana (11 eps)
samurai champloo (26 eps)
darker than black
toradora
just a couple i could think of, but youll have your own genre that you will prefer. anyone else want to suggest one?
>>27517117
It depends on what you like
Wanna watch a guy rek shit with a massive sword? Watch Berserk
Wanna watch some cunts do illegal street races to hype music? Watch Initial D
Wanna watch cute girls do cute things? Kill yourself
>>27517536
Just going to throw Aldnoah Zero in there as something different.
Spoiler in the video, but if this scene doesn't sell you it, I don't know what will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyK8zR8bRwE
>>27517640
Fuck off and stop killing the comfy mood.
Whats your favourite minority, lads?
>>27517640
<<<<<<<<do it properly ffs
>2 weeks off from wageslaving
>getting slowly drunk
>watching takeshi kitano films
>qt taking an interest in me
This is it lads, I'm gonna make it.
>>27517671
My favourite mainstream minority has to be Sikhs as they all seem to be the nicest blokes ever.
My least favourite minority is chavs because >chavs.
>>27517671
Probably Sihks they've always been friendly
Least favourite is muslims
>>27517739
Social groups aren't minorities m8
>>27517789
Chavs aren't a social group they are a species of subhuman.
>>27517671
Pakis are pretty cool usually. And you can make racist jokes and they don't get mad, so that's a plus.
>>27517640
Fuck, I was enjoying this thread until I saw this.
>>27517687
Nice one lad. What's she like?
>>27516765
This.
There is a big difference in the types of jobs out there. Supermarket stuff is right at the bottom, never do them, not worth it. Pizza delivery is a close second.
Mcjobs are okay if you don't have to work upfront. Warehouse, factory work is okay too but the hours are really long.
Other retail stuff is usually bad but depends on what store you work for, e.g. a petrol station overnight is comfy but you still have to deal with the public.
Call centre stuff is hell on earth, avoid.
Office work can be mind numbing but is higher pay even for easy stuff and is generally respected by society even if you do admin.
You just have to look for a decent job and avoid the bad ones.
>>27517671
Gf is Indian qt, her Sikh family love me
Inb4: Get out normalfag
>>27517885
I don't understand. Those are baby cuts. What do you get from them?
>>27517979
Get out nornnalfag.
>>27517640
>I've done nothing with the last 6 months of my life
Who's fault is that? Oh yeah, everybody elses expect yours.
>>27517989
Well played, Nigger
>>27517671
Also gotta say Sikhs, they integrate well into their communities and are generally cool.
>>27517918
Pale, stem student with no makeup. Exactly my type. Only problem is she's 18 and seems a tad too flirty. I'm gonna take it slow and just absorb confidence from her interest, and bolt at the sight of cucking.
>>27516044
>send Junlad a bday pic
>he tells me to go to sleep
Didn't even call me sexy or nothing lads.
>>27518036
Good stuff lad. Hope it all goes well.
Managed to not fap for a month. Very proud of myself.
>>27517955
>>27516765
Have to disagree with this. Unless you are a footballer or rockstar or something of that ilk all jobs are suicide inducing. You literally have to dedicate your entire life to doing some mundane shit and basically being a resource for some richer person.
If you have the mental power to delude yourself into not being inspired to jump in front of a train by it then fair play to you, but that doesn't change the truth.
>>27518039
send the picture to me and ill tell you all sorts of wonderful things to make you feel good
>>27518042
Stop referring to yourself with a third person description.
>>27518042
>racism
There it is lads, the blame game.
>>27517979
What's it like having an Indian gf? Does she poo in the loo? Does her vagina smell like curry? Is she very sexual or is she very repressed as I would image? Does she shave her body hair? Are you with her for the doctor money?
>>27518083
Nah, I still hope for a nice office job I can shit post from.
>>27518108
Playing the hand he's dealt
>>27518118
Pretty damn good, lad.
She's clean, intelligent, family are westernised, she's sexual, dresses like a white British woman, she shaves her body hair, fashionable, and incredibly likes all the same shitty tv shows I do.
She only dates white guys blokes, although I'm her 3rd bf she's had in her life, she was a virgin when I met her (tight as fuck m8)
No, I'm not in it for the doctor money, I'm a training to be a solicitor as she is too, we met on our LPC.
>>27518083
I'm >>27516765
I agree with what you mean about working. Yes, I would rather be a rich neet, of course I would. But not all jobs are suicide inducing. I've worked them before, they are complete shit.
But my current job i've had for 8 months. I don't mind it. I sit on my computer, listen to music and type up emails for half the day. I don't have to deal with co workers, everything is through email. The company wants all business discussions logged so it's all done through email and lotus notes. The other half I just read news sites like yahoo or gaming forums because 4chan is blocked. My work load is very small. For 24k that ain't a bad gig.
Don't get me wrong, i'm not shilling being a wageslave. If you have the resources to be a neet then do it. Just know that there are SOME jobs that are okay.
>>27518239
>only dates white blokes
Same for all the Indian chicks i know desu. They're all thristy for the white dick.
>>27518343
There's an indian chick across my road who is with a Black Jamaican.
>>27518365
black Jamaicans are supposed to go with white chavs
>>27518421
I think dis nigga wanted the big batty indian. She's like a fully white washed looking one with a big arse.
I like to perv on her from my window when I see her.
>0 plays on soundcloud
>Poleaboos posts deleted across ALL BOARDS after upsetting the janny over on /brit/
>met qt when she was shy, socially awkward
>rejected me
>is now a complete normie
for what purpose?
>>27517439
I spoke to a text service and rather than try and reassure me they just keep asking more and more bullshit questions. I started talking to them on Monday. Told them my dead(lol)line is Friday. I get the impression they don't actually care.
>>27518618
She used you as practise for social interactions with other normal fags
>>27517476
Say you will, say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say it's true, say to me
C'est La vie!
>>27518640
aye aye to that lad
could do without this girls meme
might do a wank right now though
>>27518635
Maybe it's just bad luck, but all the counselling services (not that many tbf) I've spoken to have been utter shite. We're here for you man.
>>27518546
lmao what did he do?
I'm gonna go to the gym next Saturday for the first time ever.
I'm 21.
I'm gonna get swole and end this insecure feeling I've had my entire life of being thin and weak.
Its not going to be easy. I'm gonna have to walk into a room full of chads and chavs and try to not show how afraid of them I am while doing awkward squats for half an hour.
And once that's done I've gotta turn my attention to finding a career I am happy to work in. Or start my own business that's going to make me filthy rich. I'm sure I can think of something, the internet is my private oyster, and it is a universe I understand.
Once that's achieved I can finally relax and be free from this stress.
>>27518332
How'd I get a job like that? Is it hard at times? What's your official job title?
>>27518856
Good on you man, I haven't built up the courage yet. Do you have a program/routine?
>>27518701
Jynx Maze, should do the trick for you.
I have never met a working class British person worth keeping around.
I swear on me mumthers grave
>>27518856
Yes lad, I am 19 and I'm going to the gym after being a sadcunt since the age of 16.
I've been career / uni fiending recently too, going to get the graduate scheme I want when I graduate. If I'm going to be alone I'm at least going to be successful in this life or I'm going to meme myself trying.
>>27518831
Just a bit of janny-posting
>>27518039
He's become entitled like a woman
>mfw I'm paki and hate other britpakis
Every paki I know here has a Chav accent and it drives me nuts.
>>27518856
do some deadlifts lad they make you strong as fuck
>>27518856
Good for you I don't think I could do that I'm too self conscious of my betaness and obvious lack of strength
>>27519026
Where are you from? Most of the ones I know are pretty cool.
>>27519064
You and me both brother.
12originalherbsandspices
>>27518640
This.
You gave her the confidence boost she needed. Once she got that, she went after the type of guys she wanted.
>>27518895
/fit/ recommended "Starting strength". They also have a play list on YouTube going into incredibly intricate detail on how to do each lift/squat/press in perfect form.
Diet is also a big deal, I'm starting with ignoring sugary/sweet treats for now. No more cake, no more chocolate, no more junk. Eat bananas, a shit load of bananas.
Since December I've been jogging with my dog in the woods behind my house for 2 miles 3 times a week. Thats actually just for fun though desu. It is SO suprising how quickly I've learnt to enjoy running. It feels like playing vidya games to me now.
Anyway, a valuable quote that stuck with me that you should remember too - "It gets easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part. But it does get easier".
>>27518856
Nice one lad, don't let anyone put you down.
You can dew it!
>>27518920
Its most likely just the young people I have lived in the UK for about a year and Ive met some good ones.
>>27519026
Are you me? New York accent paki living in west yorkshire
>>27519026
Scotland. Just a student here atm.
>>27519243
Hello me. How is life? And holy shit. My boss says I have an American accent as well even though I had never travelled to any place in my life.
>>27519299
Meant to quote this guy.
>>27519071
Original pappadom
>>27519325
The lack of sun probably does something to their brains. Our pakis down in London are mostly solid
>>27517955
>Pizza delivery is shit
Yeah. Well, I do kebab delivery, but same shtick. Boss is cool though. Real chill. Let's me browse 4chan and listen to podcasts. Plus driving is normally chill (especially rainy driving. Damn cozy). Wife sucks, though.
>>27519529
Solid as in good or bad?
>>27519657
Good solid. They're cool, on the whole.
>>27516449
im sorry you feel/felt bad lad.
>>27518039
wew lad you said you were really tired. do i need to tell you how sexy you look.
>>27519529
Must've been a subjective experience then. Should've corrected first post though :(
I actually have great paki friends here. It's the accent that gets me.
>>27519912
Bottoms are basically just girls, mate, of course you were supposed to tell him.
>>27519993
lads are a full time job desu, i watch some anime and dont bother pandering to the cute boys for a bit and look what happens.
>>27520201
That's because you're a normie lad.
>>27520201
Maybe you should share the load a bit, so to speak.
>>27520232
i'm really not a normie lad, no matter what realities you create for me in your head.
>>27520349
they are not things :^)
Just made a video of my bum
It's not smooth and perky anymore :(
>>27520392
Hahaha I did this a few years back. Like the surface of the moon, but saggier!
>>27520373
I know, they're guys and I want to date one.
>>27520479
I'II date you
>>27520535
Are you a guy though?
>>27520588
You think girls post on britfeel at 2.30am?
>>27520621
Potentially, yeah.
Girls can stay up late too.
>>27520763
And do you think they'd respond to someone with "I'll date you" when they get 1000 messages saying that same thing
>>27520876
Well I am pretty hot stuff, dude, and they're only human.
>>27520763
>Potentially, yeah.
kek, you don't know any girls do you?
>>27520967
I bet you're pretty hot stuff. Want to put your penis in me?
>>27521158
No I want to put my penis inside your mum though.
>>27521175
My bum is much tighter tbf
Help lads, my balls are really itchy and I scratched so much one side is red and puffy
>>27521215
Stop itching
That'll be 30 pounds please
>>27521112
You don't know what potentially means, do you?
>>27521158
I might after we've been dating a little while, yeah.
>>27521175
u r not me m8
>>27521215
Whens the last time you showered and cleaned your balls properly?
>>27521239
Again, you don't know any girls.
Battle.net's down lads
Now what do I do?
>>27521255
3 weeks ago.
Og memepai
>>27521343
Play smite lad.
>>27521372
I don't have it palmate
I do have Ladfighter 5 though
>>27521414
>not having smite
>>27521275
I don't know any anybody, mate.
>>27521356
That'll be it I reckon.
>>27521356
Bet they smell delicious
>>27522112
They do, can literally scrape a layer of goop off of them its like butter
Anon, it's 4 in the morning, why on Earth are you still browsing?
>>27522357
IF YOU AIN'T OUT OF CONTROL, THEN YOU AIN'T EVER BEEN IN CONTROL
>>27522357
Neet master race. No need to be up early for wagecucking.
>>27522357
I wake up at like 4pm. Too depressed to be up during the day
>>27522277
fdsfsdfl
>>27522357
I started sleeping backwards a few days ago. Can't wait for breakfast though! :D Kill me! :D
>>27522357
To depress myself further for when i wake
>>27522357
Because I feel like shit, but if I sleep I'm gonna feel worse because recent dreams have been easy to remember. Wanna go back to not remembering them.
Who /failinguni/ here?
Attendence was okay up to just before christmas, but lost both my grandparents in a really short space of time afterwards and haven't been in since
>>27522567
>>27522676
>>27522733
Nice to see we're not alone in how fucked up we are
Sitting in the bath at 0430 with a horrendous cough and a fever. End me.
>>27522871
I'd like a bath but I'd wake my dad up.
>>27523352
I heard some noises when I was running it. I think the partner woke up, but they seem to be sleeping again now.
I am going to live in this bath until I don't feel like I've just been removed from a block of ice.
Wagecuck reporting in. Time to go open the bar so the scum of humanity can come and drink themselves to death. Feels good to know there are people more pathetic than you.
>>27523521
How bloody early does your bar open
>>27523554
Weatherspoons opens at 6 on weekdays, we only serve our shitty breakfasts til 9 tho
>>27522676
>>27522770
I'm back, still can't sleep because of the cold sweats and crying
>>27523598
Geesh. Had no idea they opened that early. Perk of not being an alcie I guess
>>27523605
*hugs*
>Be Americunt who never sleeps
>For years you BritBongs have kept me company while I shit post before I can fall asleep
Thank you guys.
I really have no idea what I would have done without your glorious NEETS from this country.
BASED.
Pls keep me in your prayers as I'm sure my time will come soon.
>>27523678
You're welcome, friend from across the pond
>>27522770
Yeah, pretty much
>>27523678
Glad to be of some use
>>27523641
Your virtual hug comforts me, yet that comfort just reminds me that i want to be loved by someone
What are some effective methods of numbing yourself?
>>27523842
> that i want to be loved by someone
iktfb
>>27523958
Being NEET for two years.
>>27524275
Being NEET for over 10 is pretty damn good as well
>>27524275
Gonna need another suggestion because that didn't really lead to me feeling numb. Just makes me hate myself more
>>27524275
Being a minimum wage cuck also numbs you. Life in general will numb you.
>>27523427
>the partner
>tfw worried my bf will leave me now that i'm a neet
Wouldn't blame him but I love him so much and i'm really sacred of losing desu
>>27524870
I'm still hoping that a monotonous minimum wage warehouse job will numb me once I get one
>>27524935
It will, trust me it will.I worked 12 hour days in a warehouse
>>27524924
Find it hard to sympathise with people in relationships to be honest
>>27524991
Yeah, sorry lad. Just to used to posting feels here and that's what i'm feeling this early morning.
>>27525018
Where did you meet?
>>27525127
Britfeel kek
Not even joking, throwaway emails led to us meeting up.
>>27525137
... now you had to go and give me false hope that it actually is possible to meet someone here. Didn't need that. Ignorance is bliss.
>>27518039
>>27519912
>>27516044
>>27516097
>>27516297
>>27516299
>>27516316
>>27516449
Come on lads go back to the steam chat.
finally moving to the UK. Was born in pakistan and i hated this shithole haha.
uncle owns a store in brighton that he will let me manage
>>27525435
>tfw never invited to the Steam chat
I'm probably too autistic even that.
>>27525548
Invited? It's not an invite. Click the button on the steam page to join the chat.
Off to bed. Have a nice day everyone
>>27525884
It's almost 8am lad.
I finished my program today. They let me come home. Has she been here. Did she ask about me. I hope she was not angry that I was absent.
They tell me that I am better now. That my new medication will help me. Perhaps it will. I still need her in my life though.
When you get bummed does it feel like having a poo in reverse?
Where are all the white robots at?!
>>27525464
Probablly bait but.....
>>27526089
She was here for two weeks at the start of March but decided you no longer cared about her. The fact you were no longer posting your trip and photo daily meant she thought you had forgotten about her.
>>27526586
I may have problems but I do understand sarcasm.
>>27526646
you are a retard if you think she wants to date a mental loser like you when she could get chad with a good job
>tfw becoming obsessed with finding nudes of girls you used to work with, so you can blackmail them
>>27527145
I would have respected you a lot more if you just wanted to beat off to them, you fucking fanny.
>>27527319
I'm going to wank to the blackmailing desu
My dad gave me the talk yesterday about relationships, and said I need to think about having a family of my own or I will end up like Nigel next door.
>>27527795
thats right anon, go out and get a gf and start a family, if you dont you are just lazy
>>27525613
linky dink
>>27527824
I didn't know what to say because I was so shocked he would bring it up, so I just said "ok"
>>27527859
remember to b urself anon
>>27527795
What is Nigel next door like?
>>27527824
I wouldn't even think about starting a family unless I was on like 40k+
Kids are expensive.
Who /drinkinginthemorning/ here?
>>27528024
/vapingit420inthemorning/ here
>>27528024
Starting to wish I did, honestly. Only times I ever drink are family birthdays, and really light. I think it's time for a change
>>27527795
how old are you lad? what do you do for a living?
Downloaded and set up sexy beach premium resort lads. It's nothing but a scene player with the same animations on loop, what a waste of time.
>>27528286
>sexy beach premium resort
>not a quality piece of entertainment
if only there had been some kind of hint
Well shit. There's no reason to go on Jezza K no more now
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Jeremy-Kyle-DNA-testing-kit-sells-Nottingham/story-29025775-detail/story.html
Anyone got any ideas how to get rid of a dry cough? I keep coughing until I either vomit or piss me sen.
5'7 fit flip here, going to Britain for academic purposes. Will I be bullied ;_;?
>>27528540
Not unless your swag is 100%
>>27515978
I've got a job interview at a hotel restaurant later, what should I do?
I can't remember what interviews for customer service jobs are like.
>>27516259
How do you get jobs like that? What's it like?
>>27528603
Same type of questions for any other job, why do you want to work here, how do you deal with problem customers, are you a happy people going person, provide example blah blah blah
>>27527941
He's a man in his 60s who lives alone and has very long grey hair and beard, and all his windows are blacked out.
>>27528208
I'm 26 and I am a data entry drone
>>27528561
So charisma, basically? I'm good at it. But from what I know Brits are socially different from Flips, I'll have to adapt.
Questions:
>Best city? (least niggers/"refugees" and nice conservative people and men wholl die for the queen)
>Comfiest place in said city?
>Best restaurant in said citt?
>Any things I should know before going to the land of the Anglos?
>>27528700
Thanks, I don't have any examples that I can think of though. I've worked in a bar before, but there weren't any moments that stand out as being good examples of customer service...
>>27528913
It's an interview, lie. That's all interviews are about, checking your bullshit skills.
>>27528780
>Best city? (least niggers/"refugees" and nice conservative people and men wholl die for the queen)
Countryside, all cities are all full of refugees and foreigners like you.
>>27528770
Probably don't make enough to start a family desu. Not worth it in that case.
I can understand why he said it, 26-28 is the age where people start thinking about settling down.
>>27528780
>Best city?
In the UK all cities are almost identical. I would avoid London and Birmingham though. Way too cramped and expensive.
>>27528780
Edinburgh for me, I've lived here for 2.5 years and I love it
>>27528780
>Best city? (least niggers/"refugees" and nice conservative people and men wholl die for the queen)
keep dreaming mate, unless you're making millions and living in Kensington you won't be able to escape refoogies or minorities, all cities are the same that's obviously where they flock to. If you want nice, white conservative people you'll have to live in a commuter town or somewhere in the countryside
>>27527795
Whe my mum brings this stuff up I tell her I don't want a relationship, I'm happy alone and I want to keep it that way.
I think she thinks I hate women, but when she's trying to coax me into becoming a beta bux provider what more can I say.
>>27528780
>Best city? (least niggers/"refugees" and nice conservative people and men wholl die for the queen)
bath
97% white/90k population
can't answer the others because i don't go outside lol
>>27528753
Sounds like he's living the dream.
>>27529024
I will be able to bullshit about everything else, it's just the example that's worrying me. I can't think of anything that sounds good but realistic.
>>27529064
>I can understand why he said it, 26-28 is the age where people start thinking about settling down.
It really isn't.
>>27529137
bath is becoming a bit of a meme city on 4chan of late
>>27529301
why lol
>>27529298
I didn't mean in marriage or children, I just meant having a long term serious relationship. Not sleeping around or going though bfs/gfs
>>27529304
dunno lol xD xDD
Poleaboo just finished his morning wank a little after 12pm, not shortly after his dad burst into his room enquiring about his driving lesson and asking him to call his insurance for the renewal
Poleaboo told him that he got the date wrong, the lesson is next Thursday
Poleaboos dad insists he will speak to the dad of the driving instructor since Poleaboo is only getting one lesson every 2 weeks.
Poleaboo though tells him to fuck off and just find him a new instructor
He bitches about Poleaboo not having found a job and seemingly not even trying. He claims that several people has just started at JD warehouse and asks if I even called that number I was given (can't remember the name, it was assist, asset, attis or something)
Get into a shouting match over me not wanting to get up that very second and him not saying "please"
Thought we came to an agreement but it seems he has left for work
Got back from France yesterday to finish some work here. Was on holiday with my family and a bunch of friends, they're still there and having an amazing time.
Got back to Gatwick from Geneva in the evening and it was raining. Wanted to nuke the bloody place on the train home.
>>27529452
You've got it easy my friend
>>27529304
Dunno, just always see it mentioned whenever people are talking about where to go in Britain
>>27529044
>>27529077
>>27529084
>>27529117
>>27529137
Thanks!! Hopefully I won't bump into you guys, jk.
Don't compare to the common refugee though, it hurts my feelings. I had proper education and unlike them I don't wanna rape your women or bomb your buildings.
>>27528780
Surrey, it's not miles from London, you get to live in the countryside and everyone votes Conservative.
>>27529505
How so?
All I think about every day is how I'm going to end it
who here /armedforces/
i'm thinking of doing an RAF apprenticeship or army apprenticeship and enlisting since work is almost impossible to find here but being a robot i'm obviously apprehensive and worried about the idea, anyone know what i can expect lads
>>27529516
Bristol is pretty cool, seaside towns are usually poor but you can find some super traditional ones, one I go to in Suffolk is pic related. Definition of cosy seaside existence.
>>27529527
My parents died while i was still a teen and now i sit alone with no direction in life
Genuinely dont no were to go from here
You still have people trying to help you
>>27529543
>what can i expect
Anal sex, and lots of it.
>>27529543
fuck
off
normie
shitter
RIGHT NOW
>>27529452
Did you call that number though?
>>27529576
REEE REEE REEE he's sick of being /NEET/ and taking money from everyone else out of my chans
>>27529543
Did cadets, from my experience it's tough but you get along with people because you're forced to almost. RAF is a good one because you can end up doing so many different things.
Bad side is you might find it boring or you'll get shouted at a lot.
Good side is it will probably teach you self-respect and teamwork, the people shouting at you have your best interests at heart though it may not seem like it.
I only did cadets but apaz that's a bit what it's like.
>>27529495
Wow, mr turbo normie over here.
Ronnie Corbett has died aged 85.
>>27529616
found it quite funny desu
>>27529582
No, anxiety, filled out the contact form on their website though
This is them
http://www.assist.co.uk/contact/
Quite the negative rep
http://rochdaleonline.co.uk/news-features/2/news-headlines/84632/jd-sports-warehouse-and-assist-recruitment-criticised-again-by-former-workers
>>27529564
People wanting to help you isn't as valuable as having people around you who are capable of helping
>Genuinely dont no were to go from here
It's not about not knowing with me, it's about having nowhere to go
It really is just a matter of decided how I want to end it and making it a reality by working out the practicalities
>>27529527
You don't have to pay rent.
Have you seen the new top gear trailer? what a pile of shit
>>27529636
Can you believe the main guy, whatever the fuck that radio cunts name is being paid over a million for it? BBC needs to be scraped.
>>27529624
If you truly want out you wouldn't post here, you'd just do it
You obv want a place to call your own, to be accepted
>>27529624
When are you gonna kill yourself?
come on mate.
>>27529684
>out
c'mon, lad, you now I can't say everything on my mind
I want a little more than out, I want to leave a bit of an imprint, I want people to know I'm gone and that it's their fault, I want them to regret it
Disclaimer: These thoughts are non-violent etc.
>>27529729
It looks like you've put a lot of thought into it and your looking for the cherry on top!
>now your here
That's our cherry now get out
>when Poleaboo sends facebook friend requests to one of his best friends from high school
He's not even a 5/10 Polish girl, absolute cunt
>tfw work at subway
>customers are picky as fuck
>"Chip Ottle", "Jal apeeners" "Lar tay"
>everybody wants cheese and toasted
>that guy that wants every salad on it and 2 sauces, making it messy as fuck and near impossible to close
>people leave all there rubbish on the table
>only usually 2 people in store at the same time
>manager looks like an ex-prison woman with her randomly blotched tattoos and is from fake Ireland
>other full time staff member is a lesbian
>lucky to be on shift with the part time tasty lass at least every fortnight
Fuck subway
>>27529729
There is no imprint
>>27529543
i've had to completely write that off due to documented mental health/suicide issues in the past. feels bad man as it's something i would otherwise seriously consider.
>>27529808
i had to stop myself laughing when i was behind two chav girls at subway and both requseted 'jally beenos' on their sandwiches.
but mate, can i get a footlong steak and cheese on wheat pls. grated cheese. lettuce, cucumber, tomato, green pepper, chip oht lay. pepsi max as well please, and a double chocolate chip cookie. can you scan my card. thanks.
>tfw carved a roman numeral 2 into my arm after my parents died
>tfw regret
Actually don't know how i did it, the scars are about a cm wide
>>27529892
Do they do greated cheese? It's been a while since I've been to subway or any fast food place
tfw rice and soup three days in a row
Who /gets into an argument with their mother whenever we talk/ here
>>27529950
>greated cheese
>>27530018
#MakeCheeseGreatAgain
>>27529729
Piss in some bottles again. Maybe piss yourself in public again.
>>27529796
Maybe because he doesn't speak to you anymore irl. I don't accept old friends, it just clutters shit up.
>>27530039
nah
made a fake girl account and accepted it instantly
>>27529729
They are violent. Your post history shows it.
You're watched carefully.
>>27530080
>post history
>indication of violent tendencies
yeah, I could go toe to toe with someone convicted of GBH or even petty assult if my post history is anything to go by, right?
>>27530062
He's wants to fuck her and not you. Are you seriously offended by that?
>>27530176
just find it ironic that he calls other "despos and losers" >>27529796
When he's a thirsty fuck trying to hook up with bitches over facebook
>>27530190
It's facebook mate. Almost everyone on there attempts to make themselves look like something they are not.
You're so naive about everything.
Who /gym/ here? Why aren't you improving yourselves?
>>27530484
>Why aren't you improving yourselves?
Because I'm already perfect.
>tfw your alone and you spend hours looking in mirrors around the house trying to find some redeeming factor about your disgusting, ugly carcass.
>>27530563
The longer you look the more imperfections you will find about yourself.
Things that others probably wouldn't even notice.
Poleaboo just realised today is the 1 year anniversary of his arrest
He has been suspended by his university for 1 whole year
>>27515978
How's Poleaboo enjoying this fine afternoon? Is the NEET lifestyle still getting him down?
>>27530789
yes >>27529452
Downloading some late 90's comic books to occupy me, maybe some manga too
>>27530484
Took a week off, just cut calories instead, will jump back on it next week when the gf is back at work (she's a teacher)
Poleaboo misses Tilde
>>27530771
What was you arrested for?
>>27531029
We all do, fucking bullies in this thread are horrible.
>>27525219
It's two guys though, it's ok if you're on that faggy time but your chances of meeting a girl on here are still no-existent.
>tfw 2.2 in Humanities degree
>who /nochanceatmakingit/ here?
>>27531088
"stalking" or hurting feelings via mean posts on 4chan.org
>>27531090
You animes love getting bullied. You start furiously tugging your 3" penises every time you get bullied.
>>27531160
Well I do have a fetish where I'm a little sissy getting bullied so I guess you're right.
>>27531029
I DONT
DFGFDGFDSGSDFGDFGSDFGSDGFSFS
Anyone ever taught english as a foreign language?
I'm thinking of doing a CELTA course, but it's a bit pricey, and I was wondering if anyone had any opinions on whether it is worthwhile or not.
>>27531356
EFL course instead.
>>27531356
Could you live with yourself for enabling the dirty immigrants, though?
>>27531366
There seems to be many different courses though, and I'm not sure which ones are worth the money and which are not.
>>27531401
As long as I get paid.
>poleaboo hasn't updated his blog in months
Genuinely enjoyed reading it, some really funny parts like when he topped up his roommate's Ribena with his piss bottle and then popped the piss bubbles with a chopstick.
>>27531428
he made a new one
http://00da310q.wordpress.com/
>>27531444
Is that actually him? There's a guy who keeps talking about cutting himself but I'm not fully convinced it's him.
Selling some old stuff on gumtree lads - what do I do if someone asks me to post them something? Do I get payment before I send it, or do I ask for it on delivery?
>>27531502
before you numpty.
>>27531502
Before, and send it recorded delivery.
Alright lads
I just had to go give my laptop to the men in the computer shop because it got liquid damage. I thought they wouldn't need to go on it but then the man asked me for my password because he said he needed to check if Windows still works once they it.
I was just wondering, do you think they will look through my files and stuff? I don't have anything illegal apart from some torrents but I'd rather they not know that I fap exclusively to femdom porn.
Do they normally look through your stuff or not?
>>27531444
Don't have the desire to update it anymore outside of dumping cutting pics
Days consist of nothing and it's always the same, all day on my laptop and mummy cooks food
My blog lasted 6 months
It's been 6 months since I updated my blog
I can't recall anything noteable happening over that period other than signing on and getting section for a couple of weeks
>>27531356
I went through a phase of wanting to do that last year but at the end of the day, the thought of a group of people staring at me for hours on end makes me want to jump out a window.
>>27531602
Oh yeah, they're gonna look at everything then upload the funniest shit to /g/
>>27531602
Same thing happened to me. Went to get my phone fixed (only the screen needed replacing) and the paki tried to make himself look good by opening loads of menus one after the other and then closing them. I asked him what he was doing and he said "nothing". Prick
Anyway... They asked for my swipe pattern for "testing" purposes and I said no. They didn't need it since they were only replacing the screen, not a software issue,
He said they couldn't fix it without the password and I went to walk out but his dad came out and stopped me, saying they could do it and his son was only following standard procedure.
My guess is... They will look through your shit. Some of it may end up online, but who gives a fuck?
I assume that they all do.
>>27531131
2:2 in Geography, specialized in the science side but it's still treated as a humanities degree so I still fucked.
>>27531602
My last laptop got water damaged and the 'what will they find on it' factor alone disuaded me from attempting to get it fixed. I just ripped the hd out and sold the rest for parts.
>>27531131
dropout after four years here, I am less qualified than you but with more debt
>>27531131
2.1 in history. I use the parchment certificate for roaches.
>>27531750
When the bloke asked for my password I was a bit sceptical, but I thought if he is right and they do need it and I act cagey it will just arouse suspicion, so I just gave it to him right away.
To be honest if I try to think of the worst thing that is on there I can't really think of much.
>>27531602
>I fap exclusively to femdom porn.
Poleaboo approves
Hate how difficult it is to find interracial femdom stuff (white mistress/non-white slave), the results get clogged up by non-white mistresses
>>27531785
I too am a dropout from my final year. Good to see someone else in the same shoes. I thought I was the only one here.
>>27531917
Hey mate, yea we have spoken quite a few times about femdom porn.
I am the opposite, I like to see black mistresses with a white sub which is also quite rare.
I also really enjoy British mistresses but since we banned porn in this country there has gone from being an abundant amount of free British mistress stuff out there to next to nothing as all of the personal sites have had to be taken down.
>>27532000
at least you got some cromulent trips though, my fellow fuckup.
Worst thing is I was on STEM, so I have the feeling of superiority to humanities grads even though I'm clearly below them
>>27532000
At least you got trips to console you.
>>27532015
>I also really enjoy British mistresses
Agreed, their style is different to the Americans, I just feel like they "get it" more, feel a bit more real, not such an obvious act
95% of stuff from EnglishMansion is complete shit though
Liked a few videos from GlamWorship
WomanWorship is British site features white female/paki male foot worship and humiliation
oh, Young-Dommes, used to love them but recently found a site-rip and realised how few of their videos were actually good, it was more the gimmicks and how ordinary everything looked but once you've seen one video from them you've seen them all
Can't think of anymore big names on the British femdom scene right now
>>27532000
I dropped out twice
>>27532113
>>27532000
Pretty much both of these apply to Poleaboo though he'll be back to complete his final year and graduate at the of 27 it seems
>>27532039
>>27532113
I was STEM too mate. I feel less alone now that I wasn't the only one. Wish I could you lads a high five or something for making me feel a little better today. Hope you have a nice day today.
>>27532134
no he won't, he really won't
Time to get high on opiates yet?
I might have to interact with family which is kind of putting me off
anybody /northampton/ here
Where are the rest of you fucks from?
>>27532252
>muh drugs
kill yourself normie
>>27532297
>le angry mentally and socially challenged retard man is screaming normie at people again
Must be painful to have lived your life
>>27532346
someone's a bit lost
triggered too it seems
>>27532295
>mfw i moved out of eastfield
>>27532346
Just mad because he's no access to medication.
I've got about 1/4oz of weed, some modafinil and have some alazopram coming soon, I don't know how normies go through life without being under the influence.
Drugs really are fun. Thank god for the darkweb, eh?
>>27532366
Fairly ironic post there my spastic compadre
>mfw it's 5pm and the fucking Royal Mail haven't delivered my package yet
>mfw it's been "out for delivery" all fucking day
>mfw I live 2 minutes away from the delivery office
Fucking useless cunts. I swear to fucking god they must do this for some sort of sadistic fun. My town isn't even that fucking big, how incompetent can you be to fuck up so badly?
>>27532400
>ordering weed off the darkweb
Any coppers ever knocked on your door? Is it delivered from within the UK?
I've never tried it but it seems better than meeting up with the chav in the Adidas tracksuit every once in awhile.
>>27531799
Thats a good point. If you hesitated and then had to give it anyway then it would look pretty suspicious.
Not much you can do about it really
I've just set this up as an April Fool's joke on a colleague tomorrow. I can hardly breathe through laughing.
Been 18 for a month now. Sent off my provisional form two weeks ago so I can buy booze on nights out with the lad and getting rejected by townrats. How long should this shit take? I had to send in my birth certificate and NI letter since my passport is expired.
>>27532420
>mfw I live 2 minutes away from the delivery office
Which means you're the last delivery, not the first. why don't people get this?
>>27532110
>I just feel like they "get it" more, feel a bit more real, not such an obvious act
Agree completely.
I haven't seen some of the sites you've mentioned so I'll have a look.
>>27532496
Is the joke that it's actually full of staples? You absolute nutter.
>>27532496
Are you the Joker
>>27532462
> Any coppers ever knocked on your door? Is it delivered from within the UK?
Nope, it's advisable use PGP for the address, and to use reliable UK vendors (100+ feedback).
Also, the police force is under massive fiduciary strain already, I doubt they've got the manpower (and computational capacity) to find some sad cunt on the darkweb who buys 60GBP worth of weed.
They'll get better press by knocking through some pikey's 300 plant grow-op.
Do any of you guys get a a dull pain in your left arm when drinking? I'm drinking alone in my uni apartment for the first time and have had five bottles of cider. My left arm has a dull, throbbing pain.
>>27532496
lol now that is proper funny, my good sir!
mind if i post this on facebook? know a few people who'd get a good chuckle off that
>>27532555
Nice trips m8
Also you're having a heart attack, you should get that checked out
>>27532555
Switch arms, the bottles are heavy lol
>>27532517
Children get the fuck out.
>>27532400
I concur
>>27532462
This:
>>27532543
They honestly don't give a fuck, they want suppliers not consumers so as long as you're not ordering large quantities you're good
>>27531123
I don't Iike girls
Got my mind on a new play
Figure I could pose as her landlord via email
What could I get from that though, I wonder?
A copy of her lease? but then what would that get me? what would be the next play?
Perhaps I could use the charade to ascertain the times they will be home?
>>27532675
Pretty sad desu, get a hobby that isn't stalking
>>27532675
>tfw Poleaboo goes away for murder and we all feel bad for not believing him
>>27532700
>dead normie
>poley in the slammer
sounds like a win-win to me
>>27532696
Dunno, I quite like how one pay leads into the next
>know her name
>get a friends name from her friends list
>phish on of their email accounts
>use that info to phish one of their facebook accounts
>search her messages to find her address
>search HMO licence applications to find the name of their landlord
>See a job in a bank that matches my skill set and experiences
>Fill in their forms, it fucks up reading my CV so I need to manually input my job history and skill/xp/role for each which takes ~90 min
>Situational judgement test
"It is a very busy afternoon in the bank. Your manager is in a meeting and your colleagues are all busy but a customer you're currently helping with a large deposit is asking questions about a mortgage plan which isn't within your expertise to thoroughly explain. What are the best and worst courses of action?"
>"1. Explain the mortgage plan as best as you can to the customer and assure them you will try gather the information they need as soon as the current transaction is complete."
>"2. Tell the customer this isn't within your expertise to explain thoroughly, but they can find the information online or you can book an appointment for them with the mortgage advisor then complete the deposit."
>"3. Try to contact a colleague who specializes in mortgages and ask them if they're free to assist the customer once the transaction is complete"
I can't deal with these questions. I can't not think laterally.
Both 1 and 3 are viable solutions. What if I notice the mortgage advisor is free? What if I realise this is a fucking bank and we will have pamphlets explaining our mortgage plans in detail? Can I not direct the customer to these or get one for them myself?
Thanks, 2.5 hours of my day wasted. Give the fucking test first thing in future you dumb fucks.
>>27532521
>why don't people get this?
Mental handicap.
>>27532700
As if, the guy has 'anxiety' remember? He'll do fuck all.
>>27532815
1 means basically bullshitting and potentially misinforming the customer. 3 means interrupting your colleague's work. I think 2 is best and 1 is worst.
>this user on Student Room made a post saying how she has done the Physics ISA, which is basically a controlled assessment, I'm doing in two weeks and has the answers
>send her a private message asking for information
>she told me she is low on cash and needs money to buy a textbook
>asks me for a 5 pound Amazon voucher in exchange for the information
>what the fuck, screw that
>google her username
>find her instagram and twitter, which leads me to her facebook
>now have her name and the name of the sixth form college she is going to
>tell her I have this information and she gives me the ISA information for free
>mfw
The Physics ISA is bullshit though. It is done at different times for each college and no official invigilators monitor it. As a result, the grade boundaries are insanely high as most teachers just give the students answers or let them speak among each other.
>>27532978
Excuse me, mate. This board has an 18+ age restriction, you're best off on one of 4chan's blue boards.
>>27532956
I have always been told to never do that. Never dismiss a customer without helping them. Not just "well, good luck!"
>>27533004
A2 students are 18. But I'm 19 anyway because I'm a retard who had to resit Physics after getting a D.
>>27532815
The answer is 2. I don't know the answers but it is definitely 2
>>27532815
I don't bother with ones like that, I just apply for ones that ask for a CV
>>27532956
2 is bad because you not only potentially lose a deposit, you fob the guy off to some online shit.
Don't pick 2.
>>27533027
It's not a complete dismissal, you're just pointing them to where they can get the information (the website or an advisor).
>>27533062
1 is surely out though, right? 3 then, by process of elimination?
>>27532978
Please see
>>27532582
And go back to studentroom or habbo hotel.
>>27533174
>habbo hotel
Fuck that bring back some memories. Would play that shit all day with my best friend back in the day. Would spend all my pocket money on it too.
>>27533228
It's the only thing i ever stole my parents credit card for circa 2002.
>>27532815
3 > 1 > 2
You need to make sure the customer is satisfied, mugging them off by telling them to go online is not the way to go.
>>27533264
Wish I kept logging into it to keep my account active. They deleted inactive accounts back when they merged .co.uk with .com. Had some really rare furni and shit. Fuck man, I miss those days. Biggest worry back then was what snack mummy had brought for my tea after school. I want to go back.
>>27533287
This.
Plus in the scenario you have the customer ready to buy, he's got his deposit and wants to throw money at you. Yet in number 2 you tell him to come back later. That's beyond retarded. You'd get your head chewed off or even fired at banks for doing that.
>>27533363
1 2 3 were options the test gave me
>>27533403
I know.
I'm just saying why 2 is really bad and should never be picked. It's a fail one for sure. Pick that and you'll get a 'Sorry' message at the end.
>>27533264
My brother did something similar, ran up a huge phone bill adn we had no electricity for a few days. Mum knew it was him because she knew i played SWG instead.
>>27533474
>huge phone bill adn we had no electricity for a few days.
Holy shit, how much did he spend?
>>27533488
It was something like 50 to 100 pounds. not a huge ammount but we were real tight on money, single mother with two boys 13 and 14 years old. At least he got some fancy fucking furnature out of it.
>>27533609
Damn, your mum must have been real pissed.
I spent about 250 quid on it over the course of about 2 years. I'd been saving my pocket money at that time because nothing to buy, then got hooked on habbo so spent everything and all future pocket money.
Then the xbox 360's came out and sister got me one as a gift. Forgot about habbo and just spent pocket money saving for new games.
Fuck lads, going through some big trip down memory lane today. I want to be a teenager again.
>>27533609
Kek, my habbo hotel bill was probably 10 GBP max. The problem was my mother is anally retentive with accounting and records were ever penny goes. I plead ignorance.
You guys ever think about space and how huge and terrifying it is?
Look at the sun, it is 150 million km from earth yet it is still hot enough in some parts of the world that you have to take cover from it.
>>27533804
Not really, I don't give a shit about space. I mean, it's real cool and all but it doesn't change anything about my life if it's big or small. Not like I'll ever get to explore it or anything.
>>27533804
Seeing as i haven't moved a metre from my house in a month.......nah.
>traffic on the way home
Seriously considering becoming NEET again lads, it's not worth it
>>27533745
Naa we both got away with anything back then. she was out the hose and in cambridgeshire 90% of the day. I should have capitalised on that and thrown some house parties.
>>27533841
>it's real cool and all but it doesn't change anything about my life
you just wait until a meteor lands on your house
there's nothing to say it can't happen
>>27533899
True but the chances are so small.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2011/oct/13/meteorite-space-earth
>computer shits itself
>decide to install gentoo
>been at it all day and still haven't compiled the kernel
>>27533998
> literally installing gentoo
Fuck me mate, just install Arch if you want a DIY distro.
>>27534030
Where's the fun in that, anon?
At least I've kept myself occupied today.
>>27533804
>the sun
TOP KEK!! The sun is a puny little faggot compared to mighty Betelgeuse
IT'S NEARLY 7PM AND THE SUN IS STILL OUT AND SHINING
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
AHHHHHHHH
>>27516415
Benny Harvey RIP
GBNF
>>27517117
It's for fucking autists who don't contribute anything to society. It has no appeal.
>>27534128
Somebody get this hothead outta here.
And check these while you're at it.
>>27516415
>>27534108
Miss ya big man
>>27534092
Yeah i know man this shit is really fucking with my bodyclock
>>27534205
>having a body clock
I haven't had over 4 hours of interrupted sleep in six months. Am I going to die soon? I feel groggy at times but I take modafinil in the morning about once a week if I need to.
bought a leatherman today lads
>>27534376
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.
Not original
Lads there doing a nappy night at the club a few doors down from my office.
So all these kids who look about 12 are walking past dressed in their best polo shirts and shit
Weird thing is a lot of the lasses could easily pass for 18-20 all slagged up and it is making me very confused.
>>27534616
>nappy night
That some kind of fetish thing?
post wan wans :3
>>27534735
i hope it basically means "kids night - no alcohol allowed nudge nudge we won't tell if you don't, rather than lads and chavettes monging out in nappies
>>27534735
nah mate, sorry I assumed it was used all over.
>nappy night -
Club night for under agers where they play club music and serve pop.
Think the ages are like 12 or 13 all the way to 17, but it is usually only up to 16's that go. My niece goes every now and then.
>>27534767
Fuck off poleaboo, everyone knows dogs are haraam
>had 3 tesco applications sent
>they were all just declined at once and the closing date isn't even until later today
Legit feel like shit lads.
Fuck this.
>tfw no Tibetan Mastiff you can run after Muslims with.
>>27534884
It can only have been the questionnaire they ask you. If you pass those questions you get an interview, as a minimum.
That's what I was told at my interview.
Just had an incredible wank, really fucking top notch lads
>ordered a few large size kebabs and chips for myself
good evening ahead for me
>>27534965
Not true, i've passed the questionnaire and still not gotten an interview.
>>27535037
What was it to?
occ
>>27533875
Just get a micro scooter mate. I ride mine too and from work.
It is 5 miles and takes me about 20 minutes each way with never a worry about traffic.
>>27534884
I got a job at Tesco a few weeks ago mate, don't worry it is shit I am going to quit soon. You are not missing out.
>>27535055
This.
>>27535069
This.
>>27535111
This.
>>27535129
This.
this button is pretty neat desu lads
>>27535055
Well clearly you didn't pass the questionnaire then.
>>27534767
I have no wanwan :(
Wouldn't be fair to have one when there's no fields here
>>27534767
Scenic picture from a walk on Monday.
>>27535163
That's not true. Before I got my job at Tesco I got rejected like 10 times. I kept the same questionnaire answers the whole time and eventually they hired me.
>>27535268
Your dog looks fat
>>27535268
England: The Photo
>>27530190
>When he's a thirsty fuck trying to hook up with bitches over facebook
didn't you try and hook up with a girl by filming her poo?
>>27535289
He's slightly overweight desu
>>27535289
ur ma looks fat
>>27535268
is your dogs name steve?
>>27532978
yeah the nerdiest kid in our class used to give everyone the answers in return for lunch and shit
good la
>>27529808
>>27529892
>used to work with a grill
>said something about jalapenos to her (pronounded halapeanose)
>she starts cracking up laughing
>'say that again anon'
>say what...?'
>what you just said
>hurrdedurrde jalapenos
>hahaha omg don't you know it is pronounced 'ja-la-peenos'
>no it's not... it's Spanish...
>haha omg you are trying to trick me! Look I'll Google the spelling so you can see
>yea but j is pronounced as a h at the beginning of Spanish words
>haha no it isn't! You are just trying to make me look stupid!
At which point I gave up
tbf I also had to explain to this girl what gravity is and why ships don't sink.
Who /lonely/ here?
Summer is coming up rapidly and I still don't have a qt 3.14 to go on comfy drives with.
Anyone work nights in Waitrose or any supermarket outside open hours? Just saw an ad for part time 2 days a week, 10pm - 6am. As theres 0% customer contact it sounds pretty good.
>>27535485
>Who /lonely/ here?
Everyone. Wish I was qt though because that sounds nice
>>27535472
halapenyo
not halapenis you retard
>>27535489
working for Waitrose is great, few of my mates did it
>>27535401
I used to pay nerds to do my coursework for me in secondary school
I had loads of money from selling booze because I had two 18 year old NEET friends who would hook me up and then I would sell it on at marked up prices to the other people in my year.
>>27535472
She's right, considering you were talking English and not Spanish.
>>27535163
You are immediately rejected if you don't pass the questionnaire, I wasn't.
>>27535532
I made a fucking bomb selling lucozade, cookies, doughnuts and kitkat chunkys out of a sportsbag at my school
good times
>>27535111
>micro scooter
which one do you recommend?
>>27535516
>halapenyo
That' too Spanish for me desu mate
>>27535569
Some kiddie at my school took it to a proper industrial level and would get stock deliveries in bulk to his house and then sell them at school. He told me he used to make over 1k a year.
>>27535646
I made a few grand easy. Uncle had a macro card. I also for a short period of time used to bulk buy various 'penny sweets', make 50p mixed bags and flog them too but it was too much effort to bag them all so I packed it in
I had a year 8 working for me at one point selling them to the year 7s and 9s
new thread boys. grab it whilst it's hot.
>>27535671
>>27535671
>>27535671
>>27535607
http://www.decathlon.co.uk/town-7-xl-adult-scooter-suspended-grey--id_8129076.html?pup=r&gclid=CjwKEAjwlfO3BRDR4Pj_u-iO2U0SJAD88y1SqLP6kNrzU5j5tXVKR6r9bOaYmt0nwsK1oI-teNZjchoChp7w_wcB
This one
It is the only one you can get with front and rear suspension and it is an absolute tank. Can ride over rough terrain and cracked/cobbly pavements with ease and can jump on and off of and ledges.
There is a newer model of it the 9 which is a bit lighter and has an easy fold mechanism, this is nice but for some reason they got rid of the rear suspension in the 9 which makes it nowhere near as good of a ride.
>>27535690
Oh wow this is a really nice price, i was expecting double that price
Finished building the kernel, lads.
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