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It's almost Friday edition
First for microscooters ftw
Post your waifus, gay boys.
>>27535711
microscooter thread?
I have 10 days to invent a new personality to be a normie when I move somewhere new.
What should I like and be like?
>"""adult""" scooter
>>27535738
never see this cutie around anymore
>>27535498
I just want a girl I'm comfy with, could hit up and just do something.
someone add this guy to the OP image
>>27535738
>waifus
Please
or this guy
originalll
>>27535841
The fucking size of that thing he might as well just get a bike,
>>27535748
>that guy who is sociable but keeps himself to himself
Girls love introverts, they like the mystery
>>27535870
So just sit alone and the girls will come barging in to my room and suck my dick?
>>27535738
My one true love
Are trips banned from britfeel? I've never posted in one as they're always full when I see them
>>27535893
Yes, they're banned. Please post anonymously
>>27535748
Be Dylan Moran's character from Black Books, you'll be loveably eccentric.
>>27535893
yes, fuck off tripcunt
originale
>>27535893
well you'll get the shit ripped out of you most likely but it's not like anyone is actually able to stop you
>>27535671
1st of April tomorrow
Apart form an updated calendar, what we adding to the OP?
I recommend a Belgian flag filter over one of the anime girls as a starter
Maybe Ronnie Corbet in honour of his death
>>27535887
Nah you obviously gotta put yourself out there, depends on the type of girl you're looking for
>>27535929
So again sit alone and then drink and read books?
Thats basically me already except I don't have an irish accent and I don't read so much anymore
>>27535947
Rather put frank kelly on it desu, I feel he's more in line with britfeel's general ambience
>>27535986
How do I put myself out there and make myself an introvert personality at the same time?
If I sit alone even in public I will still just be sitting alone, trust me I have a lot of experience with sitting alone.
>>27535738
I'll have you know that I am 100% heterosexual
>>27535671
NON STOP COUGHING
I really want to be a sissy slave tbqh
>>27536240
join the queue
Looking to buy a RAT
>>27536240
Poleaboo has wanted that for over a decade
>>27536296
please fuck off, dickhead
>>27536331
Why the animosity, friend?
>>27536352
You won't cut yourself in the correct way.
>decide I'm not going to drink today
>get to now
>incredibly bored
>bouncing off the walls
>don't know what to do
>not going to be able to sleep tonight with this much energy
>order 8 cans of lager in for delivery to take the edge off
I think I might be alcohol
Worried that my dick is too small lads
>>27535947
Plastic bag blowing down the street in honour of storm Katie? Or a trampoline.
>Tfw no This Week or Question Time tonight
This Week was starting to become my favourite things about Thursdays.
>>27536427
You have got to be fucking kidding mate, it wasn't on last week and I was looking forward to it and got the beers in and everything
fucksake
>>27536472
This week was on last week but QT wasn't.
Next week is when it's back on.
>>27536472
'fraid not mate. Pretty Woman is on instead.
Starting a new job tomorrow, April 1st. I hope it's real :^)
>>27536410
Now, I love dicks. 99% of the time it's "I want that in my mouth"
Sorry to say, but you are the 1%
Not because of size, but because of shape
Really tired today lads
out of money until april 11th
>have about 3 portions of chips
>2 aldi chicken fillets
>5 fags left
>1 pack of noodles
>3/4's of a loaf of bread
>butter
>enough cheese for a couple sarnies but not the whole loaf
>tiny bit of marmite
>some mayo
next week and a half is going to fucking suck...
Also how shit an area do you live in anon? I went to the shops today to check my balance at a cash point, and on the way some mug punched a delivery driver on a scooter, and then chewed out a black dude who was minding his own business after they crossed the road, why are there so many skinheads round here?
>>27536514
Good luck mate! Sure hope it's not a joke ;^)
>>27536595
Aldi.... that poverty m8
http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/03/30/psychoactive-substances-act-delayed-while-the-home-office-wo
For the lads who keep asking, looks like good news, for now anyway
>>27535738
Another month lads and op picture has hardly changed
>comfy
>>27536655
My parents shop at aldi, I've been going to netto for beer and I went for food when they were away
Installing grub, lads. In a few moments I will have ascended
>>27535748
I'm still looking for help lads
What shit is cool and I can appear to be in to in 10 days?
>>27536000
The nation loved Ronnie Corbet, put him on ironically to remind us that his life was full of dedication, hard work and making the most of a being a funny manlet
>>27536410
Thats quite some deformity.
>>27536722
Nothing interesting happens here anymore
Waifu/gayposting ruined these threads
>>27535765
Fuck that anime had a shitty ending
>>27536876
Just ignore it and talk about something else then?
>>27535947
Oh God no, I'm going to work tomorrow.
I'm probably going to be pranked by the other wagies since I'm an easy target. Wish me luck.
>>27536022
fucking act lad. its not just the movie stars, birds and bees that have to do a little acting irl to get what they want. first impressions then recon but remember your body language will influence hers. if you are a big lad that is.
>>27536833
Become charming, handsome, and articulate.
Which film won the poll for tomorrow? Was it Demo Man?
>>27536024le millenom girl is a 1000 year old cyborg anime girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyzV1SMGKw0
>>27536935
Act like what? that is basically what I'm asking. I accept I'm a piece of shit but how or what should I become?
>if you are a big lad that is.
>Become charming, handsome, and articulate.
Serious suggestions only please and I don't see why you all think I care about girls, just some friends would do
Got so bored I just started playing an otome game.
I'm a heterosexual man ffs
>>27535738
Waifu and friends
>>27536928
I have no motivation to, I still browse occasionally, just out of habit, any decent conversation just gets pushed aside or overpowered by the sudden influx of faggots, /britfeel/ died in 2015 for me
>>27537013
>be interesting and interested. be comedy and tragedy. but let her dictate the rhythm. but you make the first move(.)(.) I know that makes so sense and if you ever figure it out let the lads know<
>>27536595
>Also how shit an area do you live in anon?
The shittest pal.
Think of a town that had it's heyday back in the 40's-60's with the steel boom and then just decayed ever since.
Now it's full of paki's, Polish and Lithuanian people and chavs.
There are literally no girls who aren't chavvy cunts and those precious few who are, know they are gold dust and so have the smarts to stay clear of me and go for bigger, more successful fish.
It's a hole. And it's on the shitty side of holes.
>>27537154
I'm looking for the immediate help of blah blah vip.. send your cv to this email.. 10 good cvs to chop ;p
>>27537187
BARROW
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>>27537217
In Furness?
What you eating then boyos?
>>27537226
Thats what the fucking map shows mate.
>>27537234
Got some Thai Sweet Chili Sensations, and some choc chip digestives to polish off.
>>27537154
I said serious suggestions only
>>27537217
S E G A
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GAYBOYS
A
>>27537217
Worse
Here's a clue -
Sacha Baron Cohen considered my town when he was making Grimsby
He was looking for
>shithole
>football knobheads
>chavvy
>filthy
>>27537283
>forgot about you at trinitybomemtrick
>>27537314
this ok is so depressing
who here /farty pants/?
>be me
>constant stream of pungent gas emitting from my bum
>tfw haven't passed solids for two days
>>27537234
A meaty pizza from Tesco, one of the higher quality own-brands.
Cooked in 6 minutes. I think that's the shortest amount of time I've ever had to put anything in the oven for.
>filling out application for G4S
>asks for references
>can't be past employers, teachers or family members
>have to add two friends who've known me for 5 years
>tfw no friends
Doomed to be unemployed forever at this rate.
>tfw I've fallen into a bad habit of cyberstalking
Christ I'm a mess.
>>27537505
thats ridiculous mate.
I need references for getting a new room in a place, they don't want employers and I think the are going to resort to asking my parents
I should get focused and get back to trying at least one of my tricks
>>27537505
>G4S
Poleaboo wanted to apply for some G4S football matchday security role
Unfortunately they required a clean criminal record
>>27537576
Where does poleaboo live?
>>27537505
>G4S
>asking for references who aren't past employers
No wonder their officers keep getting charged wit manslaughter
>>27537001
all three of us watched the world learn to code.
>>27537590
Are you going to contact the regional police force?
I'm seeing my retarded dyke therapist tomorrow, how should I fuck with her?
>>27537681
Tell her you identify as a lesbian woman.
>>27537681
Kill yourself. It'll look awful on her records.
>>27537723
She already took my reluctance to fill out their retarded diversity forms as some nonsense about tumblr sexualities.
Funnily I used to tell my uni I was a lesbian woman.
>>27537748
No thanks, some middle aged skank is not worthy of my death
>>27537748
Actually if I don't turn up it will be one off her books just like the jobcentre no doubt
>>27537505
It's because they can generally trick your mates into revealing more about you than you would like.
>>27536427
>>27536472
was literally about to post the same thing
fucks sake REEEEE
>>27537362
So the idea is entertain the lads (all three of us)
>anything good on piston heads lad
>>27536427
>Plastic bag blowing down the street in honour of storm Katie?
Are we adding plastic bag racing to britfeel?
I hope the wind picks up this weekend for some good races.
Just realised how much money I have spent on betting the past week. Must stop now.
>>27538091
Just do a bit more until you win it all back and then stop.
>>27538077
Uhh, unless I'm misreading something I don't think you have the right post...
>>27538115
that's what I've been trying to do desu, not going well since I won a 100/1 on the Tyne/Wear derby
>>27537599
like I really need to wear a hat! Even and started to plan for a career outside the IT world because there were so leave it on my desktop I'll get to it tonight but it won't be ready till mourn.
>s4S
>saddle stories?????
I know that I am delusional. I am aware that I am only harming myself by posting here. Why can I not stop.
>>27538273
you did... for months
>>27538317
It was not quite that long. Only a few weeks. Although it did feel like months.
>>27536410
>That gross cutfag scar
what a mess its like they shaved it down like a carrot
>Just lost 35 pounds in 5 minutes playing online Blackjack
>>27536410
C H O D E
H
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Gentoo is so close I can almost taste it.
Someone want to take this from here? Trying to end it but she's threatening suicide. Don't need this lads
>>27538457
Tell her that if she kills herself you'll kill yourself.
>>27538457
Wow. You are a faggot.
'You want a fuck up like me'.
You're basically saying its not you its me. Be honest with her bruv.
>>27538457
I am one of the guys you talk about, give me Clare's number.
Also post nudes.
>>27538457
Punch her in the twat desu
>>27537234
Oven cooked burgers with some nice cheese in a white floury bap. Not gonna be the best burger ever but I'm fucking starving and have only had about 600 calories today so I'm looking forward to it after 9 hours of wagecucking.
>My only arguably attractive trait was looking young
>and now at the grand old age of 23 I am looking like a wrinkled mess
please kill me senpai
>>27538457
>"you're just seeking attention."
>continue to reply
Wew lad
>>27538091
Not being harsh mate but betting is a mugs game. Sure you can come up decent every so often, but more often than not you won't. It's okay for little bets now and again, but if it's denting your bank account then give it a miss. Like they say, only gamble what you can comfortably afford to lose.
>>27538473
I offered to join her. I'm very much a robot with a non robot job and outer appearance. I just want to be alone
>>27538395
Poleaboo lost 100 quid in that time doing a martingale on roulette
>>27538273
Ex delusional cuck here. Get your arse down to the docs and on some anti psychotics (I'm on risperidone). They don't completely shut down the voices but they help clear your mind of crap eventually.
>>27538566
Someone else who is named Aaron.
Never see any Aarons on this website.
>>27538566
Fuck off you scumshit
even aaron is a normie name
>almost 11pm
Poleaboo is excited to check his Hearthstone account to see what golden cards he got
>>27538457
You both sound like immature cunts if I'm being honest. Shut the convo down and stop replying to the bitch. Sorted.
>>27538566
>stock image photo
lol
>>27538566
>Not saying this relationship was clearly bad for us both
>Its you, its not me
>Give me space, you'll never get over me
Also fuck off N O R M I E
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I bet you're the cunt with the cute dog
L A D S - Is the HTC One any good ?
>>27538669
>marina.webm
TRIGGERED
>>27538666
I wish I was allowed a fucking dog
>>27538786
I WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS
HE WANTS TO FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS
I WANNA FUCK A DOG
>>27537505
>can't be past employers, teachers or family members
What the fuck, who else are you going to get? The fucking Pope?
>>27538273
you don't want to stop really do you.
>its like circling a horse on a news paper but life a horse and there naa getting away from it, you have to much edgy or none at all to drain energy on sticking skin together
>>27537576
>Poleaboo wanted to apply for some G4S football matchday security role
Hahahaha did you honestly think you could work security you fucking weef? You could get blown over with a sneeze
>>27538566
no offense mate but you sound like a proper bender
>>27537590
Some densely Paki place in the North West around Manchester.
>>27538909
Actually. Who's going to threaten to cut a man who's more than willing to cut himself?
For all we know Poleapaki has built up an immunity to being stabbed from all the cutting he's done.
Fucking SuperSteward in the making
>>27538881
Its a normie test. They only hire normies. Sorry mate.
>>27538909
did poleaboo dad let him have a drink on easter if he said sorry today?
>>27538932
Thanks fella
Original as fuck
>>27538990
Yeah but what sort of reference is a friend? Who would snake their mates out
>>27538977
Yeah those 1mm deep wounds are on a par with harikari.
>>27538909
Poleaboo is skinnyfat and above average height
he is somewhat intemidating looking hence why people often avoid him
>>27539049
not such intimidating as unnerving
>>27539049
that would be the smell
>http://iffss com/bonsai[spoilers}
>>27539085
And the shitskin.
>>27539049
They avoid you as you leer at people and dress like a tramp
>>27539048
At worst we'd have a dead paki on our hands. Which is the best type of paki imo
>>27539102
>>27539085
>>27539136
Fuck all of you, you don't know Poleaboo and judging by your racist attitudes, Poleaboo doesn't want to know you either
>>27539110
>>27539085
Poleaboo can admit there might be some truth in this
>>27539029
If you have friend in the community who would vouch for you, is what they want I think.
But they just want normie scum to be cunts as they are a shitter company
>>27539049
Nah mate. You don't look intimidating at all. Who'd be scared of a anxious paki piece of shit with scars on his arms because he can't cut himself properly?
>>27539242
>Fuck all of you, you don't know Poleaboo and judging by your racist attitudes, Poleaboo doesn't want to know you either
PAKIS OUT NOW.
STINKY SMELLY PAKIPOO.
>>27535671
Irish guy here.
Can I please join in,i'm feeling so shit today and it's my first day on here since my depression cleared up over Christmas.
Just when you think things are going smoothly theres a hiccup and it brought me near to tears tonight.
>>27535738
Here you go anon
>tfw a guy at uni said the reason people didn't like you because you were intimidatingintellectually intimidating
>>27539242
I do apologise
A fat, dead, smelly, Polapoo Paki is the best sort of paki
>>27539284
>I'm a normie who had one poor day, can I shit up the thread?
>>27539284
Taig Fenian fucks out.
>>27539369
I'll be off then.see ya m8eys
>>27539369
Not the Irish twat here.
You never needed an ear? Somewhere to vent? The fact this lad knows about this place is disturbing enough. He must be desperate to come here for help
>>27539284
>depression cleared up
how nice for you
>>27539450
Why not just vent then? he made a big deal how he is better than us and been away for so long and just needs to come back (no doubt over some normie bird shit)
>>27539450
Irish twat here.
I just kind of want to relax for a while.
>>27539452
Thanks.
>>27539528
Grab yourself a smoke and unwind
>>27539519
No,I havent been in a relationship in fucking years man.I dont make a big fuss about women and I am not really attracted to them either.
>>27539558
I would...if I had any.
I could use with a nice Drum rollie right now holy shit...
>>27539519
He was obviously looking for acceptance before he ranted. Making amends. Maybe he was a 'normie'. I'm a fucking retail manager with 50+ people below me and all I want to do is sit in my room on the internet, fuck my girlfriend off and smoke weed all day. But I can't and I envy every one of you who are able to do that. My life is a whole act.
>>27539655
Is your post satire or what?
> all I want to do is sit in my room on the internet, fuck my girlfriend
>My life is a whole act.
you are a classic normie in denial
WHAT WON THE MOVIE POLL?
I stopped coming on /britfeel/ around September last year, when I started uni. I ended up meeting a girl from the internet. We have fucked a lot (kissing, anal, BDSM, all the rest of it). She is my girlfriend now. But, I feel more miserable than ever. Lads, stop focusing on girls. IT DOES NOT GET BETTER.
>>27539684
Running Man!
>>27539655
FON
>>27539706
Your lies are not welcome here
>>27539706
Now I know this is a troll
Or I hope, either way pls kill me
>>27539655
Hello.
I was merely looking for acceptance cause Irish people are frowned upon on all boards and its a pain in the arse really.
Far from a Normie man,iv'e lost all my friends and I have given up on my hopes and dreams.
I dont care about not having friends but my hope was to join the British Navy or Irish Army.
I cant do that anymore because I'm not right in the head.
Sure,say what you want about me being cannon fodder but I always dreamed about the military.
Now I just stay at home all day and watch anime and shitpost,might go into town for a haircut,but thats it.
I have one good friend I can always rely on though,I might not have known him as long as the others but he is the soundest guy I know.
>>27539612
I've only got golden Virginia. Amber leaf and a bad of weed. You wouldn't be interested
>>27539714
how does pole smoke weed when he lives at home?
>>27539857
I tried golden virginia before and thought it was better than amber queef but it was nowhere near my love for Drum.
I have no interest in weed,your right there m8.
>>27539684
EGGMAN YOU TUBE
should I start up smoking just to die sooner?
>>27539857
>Posts pic clearly of a s Spanish person.
>New girl started work at lab
>actually manage to hold a semi decent convo with her
>lots of common world views and interests
>even similar personalities
>tfw start getting feelings
>tfw moving city in 3 months
>Tfw i start falling for literally any girl i talk to for more than a few minutes a day
>tfw girls usually stop talking to me after they pick up on my issues
Fucking life man
>>27539987
The fucking Reeboks man...
>>27540011
>tfw developing a crush on any not obese man who shows interest for 5 minutes
>>27539681
Fuck my girlfriend OFF. As in get rid of her. I know you guys will never understand how it is to be a forced normie just to maintain a comfy lifestyle.
https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqqwiIIt
reminder to join the official /britfeel/ Discord
>>27540044
>is not obese
Hi there!
>>27539902
If I had some my friend I would give it to you. Sorry for your hard times man
>>27540048
>comfy lifestyle
Oh woe is you.
>>27540048
>I know you guys will never understand
and I know you probably won't understand us either
>>27540081
pls note that very fat is also probably a no go.
>>27540108
Never fully no. Although I persist
>>27540108
>by virtue of not being obese, I am also not very fat
Hi there!
>>27540139
Where the fuck do you live, not obese senpai?
>>27540171
In the north, about 10 minutes from a train station though!
>am I approaching 5 minutes yet?
>>27540107
It's bollocks dude. I like the finer things like cars and cocaine (on my own (. I can't get that whilst in mums basement
>>27540187
>>am I approaching 5 minutes yet?
I don't understand mate
I'm in York! or do you not think that is north?
>>27539987
duty free's cheaper. check the can-looks like english
>>27540246
You joked about falling for people after 5 minutes. I was also joking about approaching the 5 minutes with my posts
Of course I think it's North. I'm 2 hours away on a train from there though
Because I 2 want 2 know when my bros does it.
Heres the hypothetical situation
>Small town
>moderately strong white male young 20 x 60 reps
what's everyone else listening too?
>>27540301
Oh right mate sorry, I started falling as soon as someone started to reply to me, as pathetic as that is.I may also be a little drunkWhats your email senpai? if i may be so bold
>>27540332
How do we know what music other people listen to based on your own stats?
>>27540366
>Whats your email senpai? if i may be so bold
Why the hell not
[email protected]
>>27540388
Stop applying logic to the poor autist.
what the fuck are "water biscuits" ?
>sexbox is coming back
Jesus Christ. As if >pic related wasn't bad enough last time
>>27540732
From the advert it is now normies giving anal a go and realising how great it is live on air
I WANT A MACCIES DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27540732
just looked it up
>sex experts
what the fuck does that mean?
>>27540862
fat poo
>>27540862
Fight it, Anon! Thin is beautiful!
>>27540759
Be funny if they didn't "prepare" beforehand. Wonder if they'd actually admit to getting shit on their dick
>>27540862
with or without pickles?
>>27540885
Europeans who want to destroy the white race/jews with more money than dignity
>>27540885
Last year, they had Dan Savage talking about him and his husband fucking other guys.
I'm a bender myself but even I thought that shit was degenerate. Why even bother getting married
>>27535887
>So just sit alone and the girls will come barging in to my room and suck my dick?
Try it and tell us how it goes
get in here CUM FAGGOT
https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqqwiIIt
>tfw made redundant last a week and a half ago.
>tfw being given 6 months full pay
>tfw hear from colleagues how my old department has now gone to shit and no current staffinancial know how to do the work I was doing to run the place.
>tfw have already been approached by 2 other agencies.
Ha!
Now just deciding whether to get a job for double salary or just spend the next 6 months playing video games, living the NEET life.
>tfw you think he has lost interest
>>27541228
sorry babe, was downstairs making a drink, doing my reply now!
>>27541262
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment, anon
>>27541228
Don't worry anon i'm here for you !
orginal post la
>>27541296
There! Disappointment averted!
>>27541390
I was genuinely getting worried, thanks for replying anon
>>27541228
Who laddo?
>>27541513
He didn't reply for a while.
I have low self esteem
Who /doesntknowwhattodowithlife/ here?
24 in a month. Never had a job, not on bennies. Parents saying they won't put up with my neetdom for much longer. Look at jobs online buy they are all so shit.
Anyone know any comfy jobs? I'm on the verge of tears right now.
>>27541513
I replied :) I was a bit busy making a drink. I ALWAYS reply. It's rude not to
>>27541550
Librarian lad one of the least shit decisions i've actually made
>>27541637
Don't you need a degree to work as librarian? I don't have any qualifications apart of a shitty btec I did years ago that is worthless.
>>27541673
nope I got into It without a qualfifcation maybe I was just lucky but it's really worth a try.
>>27541752
Really? I'll do some research into it then. Only problem is I don't read books, I assume that's going to be a problem trying to get into the field if I can't even name popular authors.
>>27541809
I'm sure you can wing it. Act articulately and poltiely the people working there tend to be kinda nerdy so you should be fine.
Keep your chin up lad it's the only thing I could do
>>27541885
>Keep your chin up lad it's the only thing I could do
Thanks lad, I'll try. It's just hard and really depressing.
Maybe I'll go into the local library and see I can volunteer down there? Might be a good way to get my foot in the door. Of course i'm going to do some research first though, I'm still 80% sure you need a degree.
Stuck at work and hating life lads. Smoking a little weed in my car on break and shitposting. H-hold me, I don't want to go back in
>>27542008
Are you at work lad?
>>27541885
>>27541885
Also to add onto that may I ask how you got into being a librarian?
Burger here,
do you islandfags have medical cannabis yet?
I'm here in California and just got my card a week ago. Only shitty part is you have to go into a store run by Chads and Stacys to buy wax and weed, but they feign politeness and I stand there spergy as fuck while making my order and go. It's a lot better than maintaining dead friendships just for a weed connection.
>>27542024
>>27542008
Fuck I need to sleep kek. I missed your literal first sentence about you being at work. JUST
Alright lads. Probably won't believe me but I'll tell you anyway. Really cute girl approached me the other night when I was out with the lads. I'm a bit autistic so I struggled with this, naturally. Long story short, she flirted with me and went for the kiss. Fucked that up because it was my first kiss and she almost laughed in my face but she gave me another chance. On my second chance, I was a bit better and she seemed to get into it a lot more which was pretty nice and seemed to save the day. Otherwise, I reckon I'd have hanged myself once I got home. Last thing that happened that night was her bringing me back to her flat and I finally lost my virginity, well fucking pleased with that lads tbqhwb. So after finally conquering that mountain that's been looming over me for so long, I wake up this morning to a text from her and she tells me she's fucking preggers.
This is an absolute fucking joke. First time I have sex and it ruins my life. Might just do myself in or flee to the US or something. As far as anyone's concerned, this didn't fucking happen.
>>27540862
>Order big tasty with bacon meal
>Flash student card and get a free double cheese burger
>>27542034
GET OUT YANK
REEEEE
>>27542034
No we just made everything that isn't booze or fags illegal, for no reason
>>27542048
Lol that first post threw me for a loop at first.
>>27542052
>I wake up this morning to a text from her and she tells me she's fucking preggers.
She found out that fast? Sounds like utter bullshit mate. Takes longer than a few nights to realize your pregnant. Unless she has specifically looking to get pregnant and tested herself asap. Highly unlikely.
>>27542092
Sorry lad, just had a really shit past 2 weeks or so. Feel like I can't concentrate on much without having an anxiety attack or some shit. What's your job anyway? When do you get to go home and be comfy?
>>27542052
Sounds like entrapment. If she is prego, kid's probably not yours. Feel free to flee here. I'll give you a towel and a joint.
>>27542062
>>27542070
Unfortunate. California is a communist state in disguise, but at least they allow us to smoke weed.
>>27542188
I'm a produce clerk at a grocery store. In about 4 hours i get to go home, roll a spliff, and play fallout. I'm working on a melee character named Russel Crowe.
>>27535738
Nice comfy night cuddling azulad.
>>27542326
>i'm not a normie xD
>>27542326
So comfy that you decided to post here?
Azulad can do better
>>27542290
i dun get it, somebody explain
>>27542363
You got pranked lad. April Fool's waheyyy
>>27542348
He is trying to sleep now, I'm just listening to xfm.
Please don't die. I'll get lonely :(
I kind of miss being in the program. They gave me good sedatives while I was in. It was the best sleep I ever had. They will not let me have those now that I am home. They are afraid that I will try to take my life again.
This is stupid because pills do not work. I have never tried to die by taking pills. So now I will not be able to sleep very well.
I think my Dad is a robot.
>>27543290
>>27543290
I forgot my trip again
>>27543176
*hugs you*
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>>27543375
That's so sweet of you *hugs*
>>27543391
*crys in your arms*
i'm not use to this intimacy
s-sorry anon
