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It's almost Friday edition
First for microscooters ftw
Post your waifus, gay boys.
>>27535711
microscooter thread?
I have 10 days to invent a new personality to be a normie when I move somewhere new.
What should I like and be like?
>"""adult""" scooter
>>27535738
never see this cutie around anymore
>>27535498
I just want a girl I'm comfy with, could hit up and just do something.
someone add this guy to the OP image
>>27535738
>waifus
Please
or this guy
originalll
>>27535841
The fucking size of that thing he might as well just get a bike,
>>27535748
>that guy who is sociable but keeps himself to himself
Girls love introverts, they like the mystery
>>27535870
So just sit alone and the girls will come barging in to my room and suck my dick?
>>27535738
My one true love
Are trips banned from britfeel? I've never posted in one as they're always full when I see them
>>27535893
Yes, they're banned. Please post anonymously
>>27535748
Be Dylan Moran's character from Black Books, you'll be loveably eccentric.
>>27535893
yes, fuck off tripcunt
originale
>>27535893
well you'll get the shit ripped out of you most likely but it's not like anyone is actually able to stop you
>>27535671
1st of April tomorrow
Apart form an updated calendar, what we adding to the OP?
I recommend a Belgian flag filter over one of the anime girls as a starter
Maybe Ronnie Corbet in honour of his death
>>27535887
Nah you obviously gotta put yourself out there, depends on the type of girl you're looking for
>>27535929
So again sit alone and then drink and read books?
Thats basically me already except I don't have an irish accent and I don't read so much anymore
>>27535947
Rather put frank kelly on it desu, I feel he's more in line with britfeel's general ambience
>>27535986
How do I put myself out there and make myself an introvert personality at the same time?
If I sit alone even in public I will still just be sitting alone, trust me I have a lot of experience with sitting alone.
>>27535738
I'll have you know that I am 100% heterosexual
>>27535671
NON STOP COUGHING
I really want to be a sissy slave tbqh
>>27536240
join the queue
Looking to buy a RAT
>>27536240
Poleaboo has wanted that for over a decade
>>27536296
please fuck off, dickhead
>>27536331
Why the animosity, friend?
>>27536352
You won't cut yourself in the correct way.
>decide I'm not going to drink today
>get to now
>incredibly bored
>bouncing off the walls
>don't know what to do
>not going to be able to sleep tonight with this much energy
>order 8 cans of lager in for delivery to take the edge off
I think I might be alcohol
Worried that my dick is too small lads
>>27535947
Plastic bag blowing down the street in honour of storm Katie? Or a trampoline.
>Tfw no This Week or Question Time tonight
This Week was starting to become my favourite things about Thursdays.
>>27536427
You have got to be fucking kidding mate, it wasn't on last week and I was looking forward to it and got the beers in and everything
fucksake
>>27536472
This week was on last week but QT wasn't.
Next week is when it's back on.
>>27536472
'fraid not mate. Pretty Woman is on instead.
Starting a new job tomorrow, April 1st. I hope it's real :^)
>>27536410
Now, I love dicks. 99% of the time it's "I want that in my mouth"
Sorry to say, but you are the 1%
Not because of size, but because of shape
Really tired today lads
out of money until april 11th
>have about 3 portions of chips
>2 aldi chicken fillets
>5 fags left
>1 pack of noodles
>3/4's of a loaf of bread
>butter
>enough cheese for a couple sarnies but not the whole loaf
>tiny bit of marmite
>some mayo
next week and a half is going to fucking suck...
Also how shit an area do you live in anon? I went to the shops today to check my balance at a cash point, and on the way some mug punched a delivery driver on a scooter, and then chewed out a black dude who was minding his own business after they crossed the road, why are there so many skinheads round here?
>>27536514
Good luck mate! Sure hope it's not a joke ;^)
>>27536595
Aldi.... that poverty m8
http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/03/30/psychoactive-substances-act-delayed-while-the-home-office-wo
For the lads who keep asking, looks like good news, for now anyway
>>27535738
Another month lads and op picture has hardly changed
>comfy
>>27536655
My parents shop at aldi, I've been going to netto for beer and I went for food when they were away
Installing grub, lads. In a few moments I will have ascended
>>27535748
I'm still looking for help lads
What shit is cool and I can appear to be in to in 10 days?
>>27536000
The nation loved Ronnie Corbet, put him on ironically to remind us that his life was full of dedication, hard work and making the most of a being a funny manlet
>>27536410
Thats quite some deformity.
>>27536722
Nothing interesting happens here anymore
Waifu/gayposting ruined these threads
>>27535765
Fuck that anime had a shitty ending
>>27536876
Just ignore it and talk about something else then?
>>27535947
Oh God no, I'm going to work tomorrow.
I'm probably going to be pranked by the other wagies since I'm an easy target. Wish me luck.
>>27536022
fucking act lad. its not just the movie stars, birds and bees that have to do a little acting irl to get what they want. first impressions then recon but remember your body language will influence hers. if you are a big lad that is.
>>27536833
Become charming, handsome, and articulate.
Which film won the poll for tomorrow? Was it Demo Man?
>>27536024le millenom girl is a 1000 year old cyborg anime girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyzV1SMGKw0
>>27536935
Act like what? that is basically what I'm asking. I accept I'm a piece of shit but how or what should I become?
>if you are a big lad that is.
>Become charming, handsome, and articulate.
Serious suggestions only please and I don't see why you all think I care about girls, just some friends would do
Got so bored I just started playing an otome game.
I'm a heterosexual man ffs
>>27535738
Waifu and friends
>>27536928
I have no motivation to, I still browse occasionally, just out of habit, any decent conversation just gets pushed aside or overpowered by the sudden influx of faggots, /britfeel/ died in 2015 for me
>>27537013
>be interesting and interested. be comedy and tragedy. but let her dictate the rhythm. but you make the first move(.)(.) I know that makes so sense and if you ever figure it out let the lads know<
>>27536595
>Also how shit an area do you live in anon?
The shittest pal.
Think of a town that had it's heyday back in the 40's-60's with the steel boom and then just decayed ever since.
Now it's full of paki's, Polish and Lithuanian people and chavs.
There are literally no girls who aren't chavvy cunts and those precious few who are, know they are gold dust and so have the smarts to stay clear of me and go for bigger, more successful fish.
It's a hole. And it's on the shitty side of holes.
>>27537154
I'm looking for the immediate help of blah blah vip.. send your cv to this email.. 10 good cvs to chop ;p
>>27537187
BARROW
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>>27537217
In Furness?
What you eating then boyos?
>>27537226
Thats what the fucking map shows mate.
>>27537234
Got some Thai Sweet Chili Sensations, and some choc chip digestives to polish off.
>>27537154
I said serious suggestions only
>>27537217
S E G A
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GAYBOYS
A
>>27537217
Worse
Here's a clue -
Sacha Baron Cohen considered my town when he was making Grimsby
He was looking for
>shithole
>football knobheads
>chavvy
>filthy
>>27537283
>forgot about you at trinitybomemtrick
>>27537314
this ok is so depressing
who here /farty pants/?
>be me
>constant stream of pungent gas emitting from my bum
>tfw haven't passed solids for two days
>>27537234
A meaty pizza from Tesco, one of the higher quality own-brands.
Cooked in 6 minutes. I think that's the shortest amount of time I've ever had to put anything in the oven for.
>filling out application for G4S
>asks for references
>can't be past employers, teachers or family members
>have to add two friends who've known me for 5 years
>tfw no friends
Doomed to be unemployed forever at this rate.
>tfw I've fallen into a bad habit of cyberstalking
Christ I'm a mess.
>>27537505
thats ridiculous mate.
I need references for getting a new room in a place, they don't want employers and I think the are going to resort to asking my parents
I should get focused and get back to trying at least one of my tricks
>>27537505
>G4S
Poleaboo wanted to apply for some G4S football matchday security role
Unfortunately they required a clean criminal record
>>27537576
Where does poleaboo live?
>>27537505
>G4S
>asking for references who aren't past employers
No wonder their officers keep getting charged wit manslaughter
>>27537001
all three of us watched the world learn to code.
>>27537590
Are you going to contact the regional police force?
I'm seeing my retarded dyke therapist tomorrow, how should I fuck with her?
>>27537681
Tell her you identify as a lesbian woman.
>>27537681
Kill yourself. It'll look awful on her records.
>>27537723
She already took my reluctance to fill out their retarded diversity forms as some nonsense about tumblr sexualities.
Funnily I used to tell my uni I was a lesbian woman.
>>27537748
No thanks, some middle aged skank is not worthy of my death
>>27537748
Actually if I don't turn up it will be one off her books just like the jobcentre no doubt
>>27537505
It's because they can generally trick your mates into revealing more about you than you would like.
>>27536427
>>27536472
was literally about to post the same thing
fucks sake REEEEE
>>27537362
So the idea is entertain the lads (all three of us)
>anything good on piston heads lad
>>27536427
>Plastic bag blowing down the street in honour of storm Katie?
Are we adding plastic bag racing to britfeel?
I hope the wind picks up this weekend for some good races.
Just realised how much money I have spent on betting the past week. Must stop now.
>>27538091
Just do a bit more until you win it all back and then stop.
>>27538077
Uhh, unless I'm misreading something I don't think you have the right post...
>>27538115
that's what I've been trying to do desu, not going well since I won a 100/1 on the Tyne/Wear derby
>>27537599
like I really need to wear a hat! Even and started to plan for a career outside the IT world because there were so leave it on my desktop I'll get to it tonight but it won't be ready till mourn.
>s4S
>saddle stories?????
I know that I am delusional. I am aware that I am only harming myself by posting here. Why can I not stop.
>>27538273
you did... for months
>>27538317
It was not quite that long. Only a few weeks. Although it did feel like months.
>>27536410
>That gross cutfag scar
what a mess its like they shaved it down like a carrot
>Just lost 35 pounds in 5 minutes playing online Blackjack
>>27536410
C H O D E
H
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Gentoo is so close I can almost taste it.
Someone want to take this from here? Trying to end it but she's threatening suicide. Don't need this lads
>>27538457
Tell her that if she kills herself you'll kill yourself.
>>27538457
Wow. You are a faggot.
'You want a fuck up like me'.
You're basically saying its not you its me. Be honest with her bruv.
>>27538457
I am one of the guys you talk about, give me Clare's number.
Also post nudes.
>>27538457
Punch her in the twat desu
>>27537234
Oven cooked burgers with some nice cheese in a white floury bap. Not gonna be the best burger ever but I'm fucking starving and have only had about 600 calories today so I'm looking forward to it after 9 hours of wagecucking.
>My only arguably attractive trait was looking young
>and now at the grand old age of 23 I am looking like a wrinkled mess
please kill me senpai
>>27538457
>"you're just seeking attention."
>continue to reply
Wew lad
>>27538091
Not being harsh mate but betting is a mugs game. Sure you can come up decent every so often, but more often than not you won't. It's okay for little bets now and again, but if it's denting your bank account then give it a miss. Like they say, only gamble what you can comfortably afford to lose.
>>27538473
I offered to join her. I'm very much a robot with a non robot job and outer appearance. I just want to be alone
>>27538395
Poleaboo lost 100 quid in that time doing a martingale on roulette
>>27538273
Ex delusional cuck here. Get your arse down to the docs and on some anti psychotics (I'm on risperidone). They don't completely shut down the voices but they help clear your mind of crap eventually.
>>27538566
Someone else who is named Aaron.
Never see any Aarons on this website.
>>27538566
Fuck off you scumshit
even aaron is a normie name
>almost 11pm
Poleaboo is excited to check his Hearthstone account to see what golden cards he got
>>27538457
You both sound like immature cunts if I'm being honest. Shut the convo down and stop replying to the bitch. Sorted.
>>27538566
>stock image photo
lol
>>27538566
>Not saying this relationship was clearly bad for us both
>Its you, its not me
>Give me space, you'll never get over me
Also fuck off N O R M I E
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I bet you're the cunt with the cute dog
L A D S - Is the HTC One any good ?
>>27538669
>marina.webm
TRIGGERED
>>27538666
I wish I was allowed a fucking dog
>>27538786
I WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS
HE WANTS TO FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS
I WANNA FUCK A DOG
>>27537505
>can't be past employers, teachers or family members
What the fuck, who else are you going to get? The fucking Pope?
>>27538273
you don't want to stop really do you.
>its like circling a horse on a news paper but life a horse and there naa getting away from it, you have to much edgy or none at all to drain energy on sticking skin together
>>27537576
>Poleaboo wanted to apply for some G4S football matchday security role
Hahahaha did you honestly think you could work security you fucking weef? You could get blown over with a sneeze
>>27538566
no offense mate but you sound like a proper bender
>>27537590
Some densely Paki place in the North West around Manchester.
>>27538909
Actually. Who's going to threaten to cut a man who's more than willing to cut himself?
For all we know Poleapaki has built up an immunity to being stabbed from all the cutting he's done.
Fucking SuperSteward in the making
>>27538881
Its a normie test. They only hire normies. Sorry mate.
>>27538909
did poleaboo dad let him have a drink on easter if he said sorry today?
>>27538932
Thanks fella
Original as fuck
>>27538990
Yeah but what sort of reference is a friend? Who would snake their mates out
>>27538977
Yeah those 1mm deep wounds are on a par with harikari.
>>27538909
Poleaboo is skinnyfat and above average height
he is somewhat intemidating looking hence why people often avoid him
>>27539049
not such intimidating as unnerving
>>27539049
that would be the smell
>http://iffss com/bonsai[spoilers}
>>27539085
And the shitskin.
>>27539049
They avoid you as you leer at people and dress like a tramp
>>27539048
At worst we'd have a dead paki on our hands. Which is the best type of paki imo
>>27539102
>>27539085
>>27539136
Fuck all of you, you don't know Poleaboo and judging by your racist attitudes, Poleaboo doesn't want to know you either
>>27539110
>>27539085
Poleaboo can admit there might be some truth in this
>>27539029
If you have friend in the community who would vouch for you, is what they want I think.
But they just want normie scum to be cunts as they are a shitter company
>>27539049
Nah mate. You don't look intimidating at all. Who'd be scared of a anxious paki piece of shit with scars on his arms because he can't cut himself properly?
>>27539242
>Fuck all of you, you don't know Poleaboo and judging by your racist attitudes, Poleaboo doesn't want to know you either
PAKIS OUT NOW.
STINKY SMELLY PAKIPOO.
>>27535671
Irish guy here.
Can I please join in,i'm feeling so shit today and it's my first day on here since my depression cleared up over Christmas.
Just when you think things are going smoothly theres a hiccup and it brought me near to tears tonight.
>>27535738
Here you go anon
>tfw a guy at uni said the reason people didn't like you because you were intimidatingintellectually intimidating
>>27539242
I do apologise
A fat, dead, smelly, Polapoo Paki is the best sort of paki
>>27539284
>I'm a normie who had one poor day, can I shit up the thread?
>>27539284
Taig Fenian fucks out.
>>27539369
I'll be off then.see ya m8eys
>>27539369
Not the Irish twat here.
You never needed an ear? Somewhere to vent? The fact this lad knows about this place is disturbing enough. He must be desperate to come here for help
>>27539284
>depression cleared up
how nice for you
>>27539450
Why not just vent then? he made a big deal how he is better than us and been away for so long and just needs to come back (no doubt over some normie bird shit)
>>27539450
Irish twat here.
I just kind of want to relax for a while.
>>27539452
Thanks.
>>27539528
Grab yourself a smoke and unwind
>>27539519
No,I havent been in a relationship in fucking years man.I dont make a big fuss about women and I am not really attracted to them either.
>>27539558
I would...if I had any.
I could use with a nice Drum rollie right now holy shit...
>>27539519
He was obviously looking for acceptance before he ranted. Making amends. Maybe he was a 'normie'. I'm a fucking retail manager with 50+ people below me and all I want to do is sit in my room on the internet, fuck my girlfriend off and smoke weed all day. But I can't and I envy every one of you who are able to do that. My life is a whole act.
>>27539655
Is your post satire or what?
> all I want to do is sit in my room on the internet, fuck my girlfriend
>My life is a whole act.
you are a classic normie in denial
WHAT WON THE MOVIE POLL?
I stopped coming on /britfeel/ around September last year, when I started uni. I ended up meeting a girl from the internet. We have fucked a lot (kissing, anal, BDSM, all the rest of it). She is my girlfriend now. But, I feel more miserable than ever. Lads, stop focusing on girls. IT DOES NOT GET BETTER.
>>27539684
Running Man!
>>27539655
FON
>>27539706
Your lies are not welcome here
>>27539706
Now I know this is a troll
Or I hope, either way pls kill me
>>27539655
Hello.
I was merely looking for acceptance cause Irish people are frowned upon on all boards and its a pain in the arse really.
Far from a Normie man,iv'e lost all my friends and I have given up on my hopes and dreams.
I dont care about not having friends but my hope was to join the British Navy or Irish Army.
I cant do that anymore because I'm not right in the head.
Sure,say what you want about me being cannon fodder but I always dreamed about the military.
Now I just stay at home all day and watch anime and shitpost,might go into town for a haircut,but thats it.
I have one good friend I can always rely on though,I might not have known him as long as the others but he is the soundest guy I know.
>>27539612
I've only got golden Virginia. Amber leaf and a bad of weed. You wouldn't be interested
>>27539714
how does pole smoke weed when he lives at home?
>>27539857
I tried golden virginia before and thought it was better than amber queef but it was nowhere near my love for Drum.
I have no interest in weed,your right there m8.
>>27539684
EGGMAN YOU TUBE
should I start up smoking just to die sooner?
>>27539857
>Posts pic clearly of a s Spanish person.
>New girl started work at lab
>actually manage to hold a semi decent convo with her
>lots of common world views and interests
>even similar personalities
>tfw start getting feelings
>tfw moving city in 3 months
>Tfw i start falling for literally any girl i talk to for more than a few minutes a day
>tfw girls usually stop talking to me after they pick up on my issues
Fucking life man
>>27539987
The fucking Reeboks man...
>>27540011
>tfw developing a crush on any not obese man who shows interest for 5 minutes
>>27539681
Fuck my girlfriend OFF. As in get rid of her. I know you guys will never understand how it is to be a forced normie just to maintain a comfy lifestyle.
https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqqwiIIt
reminder to join the official /britfeel/ Discord
>>27540044
>is not obese
Hi there!
>>27539902
If I had some my friend I would give it to you. Sorry for your hard times man
>>27540048
>comfy lifestyle
Oh woe is you.
>>27540048
>I know you guys will never understand
and I know you probably won't understand us either
>>27540081
pls note that very fat is also probably a no go.
>>27540108
Never fully no. Although I persist
>>27540108
>by virtue of not being obese, I am also not very fat
Hi there!
>>27540139
Where the fuck do you live, not obese senpai?
>>27540171
In the north, about 10 minutes from a train station though!
>am I approaching 5 minutes yet?
>>27540107
It's bollocks dude. I like the finer things like cars and cocaine (on my own (. I can't get that whilst in mums basement
>>27540187
>>am I approaching 5 minutes yet?
I don't understand mate
I'm in York! or do you not think that is north?
>>27539987
duty free's cheaper. check the can-looks like english
>>27540246
You joked about falling for people after 5 minutes. I was also joking about approaching the 5 minutes with my posts
Of course I think it's North. I'm 2 hours away on a train from there though
Because I 2 want 2 know when my bros does it.
Heres the hypothetical situation
>Small town
>moderately strong white male young 20 x 60 reps
what's everyone else listening too?
>>27540301
Oh right mate sorry, I started falling as soon as someone started to reply to me, as pathetic as that is.I may also be a little drunkWhats your email senpai? if i may be so bold
>>27540332
How do we know what music other people listen to based on your own stats?
>>27540366
>Whats your email senpai? if i may be so bold
Why the hell not
[email protected]
>>27540388
Stop applying logic to the poor autist.
what the fuck are "water biscuits" ?
>sexbox is coming back
Jesus Christ. As if >pic related wasn't bad enough last time
>>27540732
From the advert it is now normies giving anal a go and realising how great it is live on air
I WANT A MACCIES DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27540732
just looked it up
>sex experts
what the fuck does that mean?
>>27540862
fat poo
>>27540862
Fight it, Anon! Thin is beautiful!
>>27540759
Be funny if they didn't "prepare" beforehand. Wonder if they'd actually admit to getting shit on their dick
>>27540862
with or without pickles?
>>27540885
Europeans who want to destroy the white race/jews with more money than dignity
>>27540885
Last year, they had Dan Savage talking about him and his husband fucking other guys.
I'm a bender myself but even I thought that shit was degenerate. Why even bother getting married
>>27535887
>So just sit alone and the girls will come barging in to my room and suck my dick?
Try it and tell us how it goes
get in here CUM FAGGOT
https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqqwiIIt
>tfw made redundant last a week and a half ago.
>tfw being given 6 months full pay
>tfw hear from colleagues how my old department has now gone to shit and no current staffinancial know how to do the work I was doing to run the place.
>tfw have already been approached by 2 other agencies.
Ha!
Now just deciding whether to get a job for double salary or just spend the next 6 months playing video games, living the NEET life.
>tfw you think he has lost interest
>>27541228
sorry babe, was downstairs making a drink, doing my reply now!
>>27541262
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment, anon
>>27541228
Don't worry anon i'm here for you !
orginal post la
>>27541296
There! Disappointment averted!
>>27541390
I was genuinely getting worried, thanks for replying anon
>>27541228
Who laddo?
>>27541513
He didn't reply for a while.
I have low self esteem
Who /doesntknowwhattodowithlife/ here?
24 in a month. Never had a job, not on bennies. Parents saying they won't put up with my neetdom for much longer. Look at jobs online buy they are all so shit.
Anyone know any comfy jobs? I'm on the verge of tears right now.
>>27541513
I replied :) I was a bit busy making a drink. I ALWAYS reply. It's rude not to
>>27541550
Librarian lad one of the least shit decisions i've actually made
>>27541637
Don't you need a degree to work as librarian? I don't have any qualifications apart of a shitty btec I did years ago that is worthless.
>>27541673
nope I got into It without a qualfifcation maybe I was just lucky but it's really worth a try.
>>27541752
Really? I'll do some research into it then. Only problem is I don't read books, I assume that's going to be a problem trying to get into the field if I can't even name popular authors.
>>27541809
I'm sure you can wing it. Act articulately and poltiely the people working there tend to be kinda nerdy so you should be fine.
Keep your chin up lad it's the only thing I could do
>>27541885
>Keep your chin up lad it's the only thing I could do
Thanks lad, I'll try. It's just hard and really depressing.
Maybe I'll go into the local library and see I can volunteer down there? Might be a good way to get my foot in the door. Of course i'm going to do some research first though, I'm still 80% sure you need a degree.
Stuck at work and hating life lads. Smoking a little weed in my car on break and shitposting. H-hold me, I don't want to go back in
>>27542008
Are you at work lad?
>>27541885
>>27541885
Also to add onto that may I ask how you got into being a librarian?
Burger here,
do you islandfags have medical cannabis yet?
I'm here in California and just got my card a week ago. Only shitty part is you have to go into a store run by Chads and Stacys to buy wax and weed, but they feign politeness and I stand there spergy as fuck while making my order and go. It's a lot better than maintaining dead friendships just for a weed connection.
>>27542024
>>27542008
Fuck I need to sleep kek. I missed your literal first sentence about you being at work. JUST
Alright lads. Probably won't believe me but I'll tell you anyway. Really cute girl approached me the other night when I was out with the lads. I'm a bit autistic so I struggled with this, naturally. Long story short, she flirted with me and went for the kiss. Fucked that up because it was my first kiss and she almost laughed in my face but she gave me another chance. On my second chance, I was a bit better and she seemed to get into it a lot more which was pretty nice and seemed to save the day. Otherwise, I reckon I'd have hanged myself once I got home. Last thing that happened that night was her bringing me back to her flat and I finally lost my virginity, well fucking pleased with that lads tbqhwb. So after finally conquering that mountain that's been looming over me for so long, I wake up this morning to a text from her and she tells me she's fucking preggers.
This is an absolute fucking joke. First time I have sex and it ruins my life. Might just do myself in or flee to the US or something. As far as anyone's concerned, this didn't fucking happen.
>>27540862
>Order big tasty with bacon meal
>Flash student card and get a free double cheese burger
>>27542034
GET OUT YANK
REEEEE
>>27542034
No we just made everything that isn't booze or fags illegal, for no reason
>>27542048
Lol that first post threw me for a loop at first.
>>27542052
>I wake up this morning to a text from her and she tells me she's fucking preggers.
She found out that fast? Sounds like utter bullshit mate. Takes longer than a few nights to realize your pregnant. Unless she has specifically looking to get pregnant and tested herself asap. Highly unlikely.
>>27542092
Sorry lad, just had a really shit past 2 weeks or so. Feel like I can't concentrate on much without having an anxiety attack or some shit. What's your job anyway? When do you get to go home and be comfy?
>>27542052
Sounds like entrapment. If she is prego, kid's probably not yours. Feel free to flee here. I'll give you a towel and a joint.
>>27542062
>>27542070
Unfortunate. California is a communist state in disguise, but at least they allow us to smoke weed.
>>27542188
I'm a produce clerk at a grocery store. In about 4 hours i get to go home, roll a spliff, and play fallout. I'm working on a melee character named Russel Crowe.
>>27535738
Nice comfy night cuddling azulad.
>>27542326
>i'm not a normie xD
>>27542326
So comfy that you decided to post here?
Azulad can do better
>>27542290
i dun get it, somebody explain
>>27542363
You got pranked lad. April Fool's waheyyy
>>27542348
He is trying to sleep now, I'm just listening to xfm.
Please don't die. I'll get lonely :(
I kind of miss being in the program. They gave me good sedatives while I was in. It was the best sleep I ever had. They will not let me have those now that I am home. They are afraid that I will try to take my life again.
This is stupid because pills do not work. I have never tried to die by taking pills. So now I will not be able to sleep very well.
I think my Dad is a robot.
>>27543290
>>27543290
I forgot my trip again
>>27543176
*hugs you*
93299
>>27543375
That's so sweet of you *hugs*
>>27543391
*crys in your arms*
i'm not use to this intimacy
s-sorry anon
>>27543540
Don't apologise. Let it all out!
>>27543290
How long were you there? What did they have you do on a day to day basis? How did you spend you free time?
why is my dick always warmer than, say, my hands?
>>27544141
I'm not sure I believe you
>>27544141
Because you keep it warm inside your arse.
>>27544214
It's not Haru
>>27543726
I do not remember the exact day I went in. It was at the end of February. We had a fairly strict schedule. Three meals at the normal times. Group therapy twice a day. Personal therapy once a day. An art class every other day. We had a book club that met once a week. We would read a novel during the week and then discuss it. We also had to exercise every morning. I did not like it very much.
In my free time I could do anything I wanted for the most part. Sit in the garden. Watch television. Nothing good was ever on the channels we were allowed to watch. I mostly spent my free time reading. It was monotonous and boring.
Showering was the worst part. I am a very shy person and having someone watching me clean myself made me very uncomfortable.
They decided that I was well enough to come home yesterday. My mum seemed happy to see me.
>>27544350
Best of luck to you mate in your recovery.
>>27544350
If there was internet and vidya, that would have been heaven. But I can understand why'd they would never allow those things.
>>27544350
>watching you shower
but that's illegal
What the fuck are you doing for Friday night lads?
>>27544654
movie night with other anons
>>27544696
You're lucky you have friends.
>>27544654
Crying myself to sleep laddo.
>>27544562
Thank you for being kind to me.
>>27544603
Being locked up anywhere can make you go mad eventually. All my life I have stayed in my room. After a month in there I wanted nothing more than to go for a walk in town.
>>27544605
It must not be.
>>27544758
They're not my friends.It's Britfeel movie night
>>27544768
Want me to big spoon you?
>>27544654
After waking at 4pm I'll be solely staring a slowly updated page of imageboard text alone in a darkened bedroom until 5am.
>>27544890
Hey, that's exactly what I'll be doing. Except I plan to wake up at like 6pm
>>27544890
Don't get offended if I ask but, just out of curiosity, how old are you pal?
Anyone know how to get my hands on barbiturates? I've done a cursory search on .onion sites but everything seemed like a scam
>>27544839
>They're not my friends
fuck off, pavel
>>27544914
At least I'm not completely alone in my endeavor then.
>>27544972
I'm 19, been living like this for years though.
FUCK EVERYTHIGN AGHHH LIFE IOS SHIT FGUCK THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCL FUCKL
>NEET
>live with mum + 5 others
>browse 4chan/play vidya/watch anime every day for over 4 years now
>limited to a 5mx5m personal space with 0 privacy
Except for midnight-6am when I fap to porn and surf r9k on a laptop downstairs because I'm not allowed to be on my main rig when my little brother is sleeping in our room.
>>27545346
That sounds like shit m8
Luckily I can be a loser in private whenever I'm not at work
Only an hour of work to go lads
Just 12 more days til my week off
Just 12 more days til my week off
Just 12 more days til my week off
>>27545346
Shit, having to share a room must be hell. Just hope your little bro goes off to uni or something soon.
Did lassiz go offline? Did I miss the drunk stream?
>>27545745
>tfw when you make a post in the wrong thread
JUST
>>27545767
Keeps it alive though
/who still awake/
>>27546509
Just me then I guess
>>27547281
nah i'm up too senpai
>>27547281
>>27547490
Just you two. I'm going to bed.
>>27547548
same actually
>>27547548
>>27547567
typical ;_;
>>27547590
i'd stay up m8 but it's pretty fookin' dead here lets be honest
>>27547628
Yea it really is :/
>>27547636
u gay or sumfin m8
wats wid deez smileyz
>>27547679
Proper big bender m8
>>27547706
u got a bf ya puff?
>>27547839
Do I heck as like. Think I'd be on here at 6.30 am if I did
>tfw
where's the best place to buy an office chair that will be used for long 8+ gaming/interwebing sessions
one i use atm has my arse hurting after about 2
>>27547987
I bought one of those meme chairs you see streamers use for like 230 quid
It's not comfy, but it doesn't hurt my arse after 13 hours, so yea
>>27548190
what chair lad?
and how is it not comfy?
>>27548216
maxinomic one
It's just not "soft" or "cushy"
>>27548190
230 quid for a chair?
how the fuck are you affording that
>>27548281
I literally go outside once a month. I spent 4 years going outside once every 3 months
I have lots of money from neetbux
Gonna go to bed and fall asleep hugging the big bunny here (about 2 feet in length) and wishing it was a bf
Have a nice day everyone
>>27548312
what do you do once a month?
anons, I think I'm pregnant ;^)
>>27548523
Go to a doctor. I'm on esa.
>>27548611
>I'm on esa.
what for?
>>27548651
The usual robot stuff. Depression and anxiety.
I went out with my mum and had breakfast like a normal person.
>>27548718
A normal person doesn't go out to eat breakfast you freak.
>>27548718
Well done. You are now a normie.
>>27548854
I do not feel any different.
>>27548867
Get a job, this is only the start.
>>27548946
I was previously employed as a bricklayer. That was many years ago. Before all this trouble began.
>tfw work night out tonight
>>27535738
Woke up and its too cold to go back to sleep
>>27549075
>actually going
fuck off normie
>>27538669
Maybe the m9 but the new one is out so wait for that for lower prices on the m9
>http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/mar/31/one-fifth-of-worlds-adults-will-be-obese-by-2025-study-predicts
>Against the trend of steadily rising weight, women in some countries had virtually no increase in BMI over the 40 years in Singapore, Japan, and a few European countries including Czech Republic, Belgium, France, and Switzerland.
Blokes are catching up but why are the women in our country so fat compared to others, it's not even an Asian thing, a few Euro countries are fine, no one here looks after themselves and blames everyone else for everything, it's nuts.
>>27549121
You do look cute while you sleep lad.
>the feel when public torrenting is dead and when everybody is on private trackers
Whyyyyy did I miss out on this?
I just want another season of The Walking Dead.
>>27549901
>mfw I have fat fetish
>>27549901
>Belgium
>No rise in female BMI
Gotta be wrong, this bitch alone sways the nationsl average by a few points.
Morning lads
Just rang in sick to my job at Tesco because I have a chest infection and it literally hurts to breathe or speak and the manager was proper pissy at me. What a dick.
>>27550219
>call in sick the day after payday
Gee, I wonder why he didn't believe you
>>27550241
Pay day isn't until next week for us friendo
>>27545102
It's not like you can't come you mug, all you need is a computer and an internet connection.
>>27550509
how do you not understand that reference ffs
>new living wage of 7.20 an hour
That's like 60 grand a year, how the fuck is this sustainable?
>>27550649
Its not, the increase is going to put everyone but billionaire-owned mega corporations out of business.
Just according to keikaku
>>27550649
It's barely 15k on a 39 hour week ffs
do maths
>>27550682
7.2*365*24
you don't stop living when you're not at work
>>27550700
you don't earn a wage simply for living
lad, if you did, who the fuck would work
>>27550713
why do you think it's called a LIVING wage?
you literally get paid for being alive
>>27550713
>people think introducing universal income would be a good thing
It's such a retarded concept
>>27550724
or it's a wage where you earn enough money through work to live on?
>>27550728
It's just another bracket for the minimum wage which we've had for decades anyway. It won't make a difference.
>>27550729
it's not called the enough-to-get-by-on wage though is it?
>>27550759
nah, you make a good point actually.
so when do i get my first living cheque?
>>27550728
Why would you criticise the concept of free money? 4chan is the demographic that would benefit the most as well.
>>27550815
I'm employed, 50 quid extra a week is just beer money.
It's completely remove any incentive for low end workers to stay employed and the unemployed for seeking work
>TFW some cunt is blasting bassy music from his car for the past 15 minutes.
Wish he would fucking stop.
>>27550839
Go and tell him to turn it down
>>27550728
It is not a retarded concept and would work amazingly well in a utopian society. We are far from that though. With the amount of low lives and scroungers we have in this country it wouldn't be at all sustainable or worthwhile.
hey anons.
What do you call a nigger in a gimpsuit?Black Pudding
>>27550839
I wish that were a problem for me. My chav neighbour blasts it literally 18 hours a day 7 days a week so loud it can be heard throughout my house and he has been at it for nearly 10 years at this point.
>>27550999
I don't get the joke. Why would a gimp be called pudding? Gimps and pudding have literally nothing in common.
>This.
What is this shit
>>27551016
It's more of a visual gag.
>>27551051
april fool hahah got you no retrusn
Fucking hell have you lads seen on the news the gov plans to ban 4chan access from the UK?
>>27535738
post your wayfoo's lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ
>>27551244
The smile says "buy me a drink" but the outfit says "shag me in the toilets".
>>27551206
Duurrrrrr april fools! xD
Just done a big poo after not doing any poos for three days. Was on the toilet for a good half an hour, feel shattered lads.
>This is my work. I spend more time here than at home. it's a brothel disco. don't mind what i'm wearing. I blend in the clashing sweating souls in the dark to sneak up to you on a sticky floor in high heels and nick you in the neck
[/spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8[/spoiler]
Are there any girls here who live in the south east? I want to pay you to cuddle and sniff your hair. Thanks.
>>27551366
does portsmouth count?
>>27551380
does it ever?
Atlantic was awesome the fresh air stands nowhere found somewhere lost under the phatt bundt that lost to crack on a mirror for a heroine cost cutting soul circa for fuck know's a feel like lothing the nothing in control.
>>27540413
I'm inclined to believe this information is false
>>27551433
some days checking dubs never made no sence queen
>just seems RIGHT !! the only thing I have left to do !! Is not do but call it a March, do a twirl and hope for a cool APRIL tulip market !!
>>27551380
Hello fellow Portsmouthian.
>>27551062
>Visual gag.
>Didn't have an accompanying picture in the initial post.
no. 27551647
1. His re-birth will not solve any of your problems or improve your life in any way.
2. Burning him is a risk without a single fuck to (.)(,)
>risks without benefit are pointless.
>You have nothing to gain, but could lose everything if you slip up.
>What's it like around his home? Residential or City?
>there was only the old dent test record again and he wasn't in.
he's has done some mad shit recently
>>27551786
You're a bit of a weird cunt aren't you? Bet you think this makes you look mysterious or something, when in fact it makes you look like a raging autist.
>>27551786
Not sure what that has to do with >>27551647
April fools layout guys. Nobody panic please, every other thread is full of 'lol wtf', 'omg moot'. Please continue normal britfeel posting after this informative message.
>>27551843
i just like it.
https://youtu.be/Klx1npc7LDo
do you?
>corners
>>27552280
wOAH dUDE yOUR sO cOOL
Wait are they giving out random normie trips as well?
>>27551843
>>27552306
>Not liking bonsai
fuck off he's the best 'personality' in these threads
>>27552390
>random collection of words and phrases
>"personality"
wew
>called into line managers office
>"Anon, you're performance is below par. You need to improve or you'll be gone"
>y-yes. Sorry. I thought I was a top performer
>"oh anon April fools! Only messing with you. You are our top rep for March as usual. Go on back to work"
>h-heh g-good one boss.
Fucking normies
This new layout is funky. Just relax and roll with it, lads. That's the key to life.
Ugh i cant stand 24 hours of this grey and white shit.
Test.
Can i customize my trip?
>>27552975
Answer, no.
>>27552784
WOWSERS THIS IS DIFFERENT
>>27552306
You have to gain access from this.
>21
/whitelist
/bonsai
If i roll a trip that sounds arabic i kill myself
I just applied for University accommodation at Aberystwyth. Hopefully I get an en-suite so I don't have to share a bathroom.
who are you quoting?
>implying
>greater than you
>summer eyes
>organise
>indexed and transcribed to
conduct an oral distinction
>edgy
>>27536595
>out of money until april 11th
what's got you so destitute? If you've got a welfare hookup of any description they can probably get you a voucher for the local foodbank. I used mine in the winter and got a package no fuss.
I've only hit [update] since this HILARIOUS JOKE took affect so I'm still using the regular layout.
I'm only here for a name
Oh dear god, lads. What have they done to the site?!
This isn't right. This isn't natural.
Poleaboo dad had him call his insurance again
They wouldn't offer him a renewal quote because he has had 4 "incidents" in the last year
He kept shouting abuse at Poleaboo because he felt he failed to make the guy on the other end of the phone understand that none of the incidents were his fault
Poleaboo tried to tell him that it didn't fucking matter
He just kept getting mad at Poleaboo and getting close to physical violence
But it was how he kept blaming Poleaboo that irked him
The bastard also told him to stop playing Hearthstone, as if that would magically help him learn paki language and be able to communicate with him
Poleaboo started swearing at his dad and the guy on the other end of the phone
Poleaboos mum eventually stepped in told his dad that he was the one who was making Poleaboo the way that he was by constantly pecking at his head
Love my mum
If I ever did, y'know, I would probably kill my dad
>>27553278
Same and as this is the only thread I browse, jokes on Chinese moot really
>>27553026
One day you'll grow up and start cringing over this shit
>>27553319
>If I ever did, y'know, I would probably kill my dad
Wow so edgy xD
>>27553513
You know I'm serious though, I'm the real deal
>>27553556
Pissing in drink is drinks far as you go.
>>27553556
I thought you had anxiety though? You won't be able to do anything if you really do.
Oh, so you were just lying about the anxiety? Wow, there's a surprise.
got a disciplinary at work at 4pm to see if i'm getting sacked. the waiting around is killing me
>>27553589
In extreme circumstances people are able to push through their limitations
>>27553597
What did you do, Kyle?
>>27553597
What did you do mate?
>>27553618
Poleaboo couldn't push through a door at work kek
He went home after not being able to go around.
>>27553628
Dele Alli's non footballing brother
>>27553626
>>27553628
group of us (allegedly) took pills on the staff night out on monday, in the place we work. a manager collapsed and had to go to hospital. they've got testimonies from staff saying we were "chewing the face off" etc
pretty much fucked desu
>>27553706
Yeah, you're going to lose your job. What do you work as? If it's some minimum wage shit, then not a big loss, you'll just have to look for something else.
>memory forgetting frog memes nightcore
>three likes and out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDFOxezMoU
>>27553706
Why would someone make up something like that?
>>27553748
yeah its just part-time shit.
im just worries about this is going to pan out in my future life. like how the fuck do i avoid potential employers finding out about this
>>27553754
memory forgetting frog memes night once a day!
>>27553779
They didn't, Kyle's just the sort of moronic drug taker that thinks saying "a friend of a friend" on the internet legally protects them from incrimination.
>>27553797
>like how the fuck do i avoid potential employers finding out about this
Without any trouble at all, since it would be a crime for your employer to pass that on. Remember we had labour governments for a long time, worker protection is actually rather good.
>>27553826
m8, i don't take drugs, i just always look like a fucking mongo when im out.
im getting sacked regardless
>>27553797
It won't mate, just don't put this job on your cv, act like it never existed. Nobody will find out about it.
>>27553908
>m8, i don't take drugs, i just always look like a fucking mongo when im out.
>im getting sacked regardless
your union rep can probably get you down to a warning
you'd have a fair case for wrongful dismissal if there was no police involvement or anything
>>27553908
This is what happens when you go out with normie coworkers.
Lesson for next time, do your job but don't bother going out with workmates. Keep worklife and your private life separate.
Unless you work in an office, then it's different as if you don't go out, you end up excluded and missing promotion chances or benefits of the the 'inner circle'. Then it's a different rule.
Is this new board style supposed to be funny?
>>27554017
It's supposed to be le ironic for april fools.
>>27554034
Thought so i can barely contain my laughter its so funny
>>27554017
moot got a job at google, so now we're like google for the day
think of it as making a chinese meal when your son comes back from university with an asian girlfriend
>>27554080
Even better when she's actually korean.
The fuzz have had a chopper flying about outside for about half an hour now. I think this is it, chapmates! ;~;
Poleaboo is going to cut his wrists tonight
Safely though
>Used to be on ESA
>Go for a medical last Thursday to see if I can get PIP
>Wake up to a letter
>"You have to sign on now :^)"
It's over lads.
Lads, why didn't they knight Ronnie? They gave a knighthod to alpha pedos like Saville but none to ROnnie? Why? Was it because he's a beta manlet?
>>27554428
>Was it because he's a beta manlet?
yes
>>27554428
saville probably diddled plenty of young royals and had them wrapped around his finger, literally
>>27554389
Thats rough mate sorry to hear that
>>27554389
Can't last forever mate. What were you expecting? To be on ESA for 50-60 years? Unless you're missing a limb or need someone to help you wipe your own arse because you're retarded, that ain't going to happen.
>>27554497
>>27554522
I've never had a job before.
>>27554389
Wew lad, that must have been a hard letter to read. My heart would have dropped.
Going to look for a job now or what lad?
>>27554535
Time to get your first one then. JSA will force you onto some volunteering programs or shit to get you work ready.
>>27554541
>>27554568
Might just end it all desu.
Normies and autists just aren't supposed to mix.
>>27554568
Poleaboo has been on JSA for over 6 months and they haven't forced shit on him
If they bring up the topic of volunteer work, just say you want something more fulfilling/meaningful than retail
>>27554595
>If they bring up the topic of volunteer work, just say you want something more fulfilling/meaningful than retail
like tray washing?
>>27554389
wait so because you failed the medical for pip, then you also failed for esa?
im sure there must be an option to appeal the decision.
>>27554595
Volunteer programs are usually reserved for people who have NEVER had a job. To help get them something on the CV. He could try and lie and say he had a job, problem is he's been on esa so they might know that he hasn't had a job before.
>>27554629
They were making me switch to PIP for some reason, it's happening to a lot of people.
>>27554612
That was on the NU-TRAXX thing he agreed to
NU-TRAXX genuinely sounded like a good idea
But the interview with the NU-TRAXX woman sorta boxed him into a corner, he said he does really want to work, that he'd take anything
>>27554584
There some reasonably comfy jobs out there. Don't work unless you find something like that.
>>27554389
You're welcome. Now get a job you lazy shit.
Vote conservative.
>>27554655
I'm a fucking retard, so I doubt there'd be any jobs for me except flipping burgers and washing dishes.
>>27554688
As if you cunts are more interested in comisserating some shirker cunt than discussing the important issue of ROnnie Corbet not getting a fucking knighthood. Typical loony left cunts.
>>27554694
>flipping burgers
Poleaboo has said this a thousand times but McDonalds is a great gig and the people there are quite sharp and friendly, lot of students
>>27554755
>Students
I'm having a nervous breakdown already.
>>27554775
Welcome to life. Either you get used to working or you have to off yourself.
>>27554428
what did one Ronnie say to the other after he first said, first. At the level of the other Ronnies balls he said 85, funny man fun.who and i quoting
>nice dubs
but on hisown his knuckles
It's Friday & we'll all be dead soon!
>>27555159
christ, if only
>>27555159
Try and all perceived ideas together for one monumental cold sink towards the edgy
needs moar root roar
no. 27555159
An inteview in hot new to briskly pail over a junction of job or not to job in times to call the flokorists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol8SLdMmztg
Film night I guess tonight, need lots of banter and no poleacunt cunt.
>>27555952
IM SUPER LOOKING FORWARD TO IT I HAVEN'T SEEN RUNNING MAN IN YEARS
just went for a poo
How do I got back to regular 4chan + tomorrow setting?
the april fools prank isn't funny anymore
>>27556116
If this is like the other pranks, it'll be on for a few days, long past when everyone stops finding it amusing.
>>27556167
Hopefully hiroshima isn't as much of a cunt as moot
So its my birthday today, had arranged to go for a few drinks with "friends", they all cancelled, was expecting an
>"April's fools! Anon xD"
But social media has made it clear they have other plans, so ive just been and bought a bottle of vodka and met the local nigger for a few bags of heroin
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY CUNTS
>>27556292
Poleaboo is thinking about taking heroin
>>but same town we moved away and he made his way into this toon again
>open your heart's
>>Start page: search all topics
>General: references all specific to all indexed topic(s)
>guides to the use and digitisation of green data
>Text: guides to the use and digitisation of triangles
>Images: guides to the use and digitisation of images
>Annotation: guides on my practices
>>27556345
Further linguistic information added to a speech signal or text; it may include part of speech labels, indications of morphological significance, and other pertinent information.
>>27556345
>>27554584
Have you considered alcoholism?
It's the default option for those of us that are incapable of functioning as part of society, and always has been.
It will reliably qualify you for ESA, and people stop bothering you about life.
>>27556501
Is that for real?
I can go on bennies for being an alchie?
>>27556345
Make sure to take plenty. I mean really a lot.
>>27556520
Of course. Alcoholism is a medical condition that prevents the sufferer from holding down a job. Would you hire an alcoholic?
And the fact is that no one wants them to be forced onto the streets and turn to crime to get their drink.
>>27551457
Try emailing it and find out?
>>27554694
>thinks flippong burgers is for retards
Mate. Maccas is full of graduates and stoners.
Its not actually for retards.
>tfw make 8.20 an hour flipping burgers.
Dont mock it bro.
>>27556652
Thats more than i got fixing laptops for the fucking CPS
But then again thats what i get for working on a fucking government contract.
how do i get the tomorrow theme to work?
>>27556843
How do I get neets to work?
Film and Kebab tonight i think, might have to play some online D&D as well.
What Is The Film Night Film My Good Lads?
When you leave Virgin media you need to return the WiFi router
Today Poleaboo got around to doing it, he had to go into town to do so though.
There he encountered a young girl, slightly paki looking but with an Eastern European accent
She was clearly trying to see something so he avoided her (she came on quite strong though and he heard the word "Broadband" mentioned)
On his way back, she approached him even more strongly and said "You didn't answer me last time!", she was a bit goofy so probably Romanian, their women are always nice. Not especially attractive, looked kinda like Adele from Blue is the Warmest Colour.
But I was impressed by their work ethic, encountered a similar girl back in Aberdeen, they make you feel good because they speak to you with suh enthusiasm
Told her I'd just entered a 18 month contract with TalkTalk
She asked what price I was at and if I'd gotten a free TV box
I told her no
she wanted to check for me if she could get me a free box
I just left
I wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?
On the way home I muttered "kill the white bitch" repeatedly and lamented on the poor state of my life
considered sending an email to my solicitor alluding to my dangerous state of mind
>>27557121
Running Man, friend
>>27557148
>the lengths this prixk goes to
Jesus Christ mate, not even funny anymore
Just played a shitty demo lads
HAPPENING
I'm going to sanction the fucking lot of you
>>27557307
I hope you get aids and cancer
>This manlet of manlets achieved fame, love and fortune
What's your excuse robits?
>>27557148
>I wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?
No, you fucking spaz.
I DARE you to try. Go back and try. You'll end up with another stalking charge. Go on, prove me wrong you retard.
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Showing this evening is The Running Man, a sci-fi/action film starring Arnold Scwarzenegger.
The film starts at 10PM at the usual place, with music beforehand and some comedy afterwards (plus the usual banter, idiocy and semi-relevant meming, I expect).
Hope to see you lads there!
>>27557567
Friday night is DXM night
Saturday is cruising and banging tunes on DXM afterglow day
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>>27557725
What are you talking about you losers, Friday is for going to the club and pulling fit birds, my local Wetherspoons has 3 for 2 on Jagerbombs it's going to be gr8
>>27557791
lol pleb
>>27557791
Taking Deano and Smithy with you also? Night is always mental with those 2 madmen around
>tfw your local night club does 1quid drinks on a thursday.
Last night was brutal mate.
>boss treats all of the minimum wage staff like crap because "she can replace them anytime"
>they all quit and now I have like two workers to cover 50 extra shifts
>she can't find anyone else to clean toilets for minimum wage
>i'm literally going to have to clean toilets this week
>>27558013
I guess you'll go from being Goldie to Brownie
>friend who i haven't seen for a while is dragging me along to a club tomorrow
>>27557791
Isnt it half term? All those QT college/uni girls will be out.
How do i get the tomorrow skin to work?
>use sunbeds occasionally as it's one of the only things that helps with my acne
>also looks good and healthy to have a nice tan instead of looking like Dracula
>legs NEVER EVER fucking tan
>look like a nigger from the waist up with milk bottle legs
Fuck this.
Ugh, I better get showered and go shopping before the normaloids start heading out to buy booze and Twiglets or whatever it is they eat.
Two police women just went past my flat on horses
Someone just banged on the front door really loud, I am in bed ill in my underwear though so too scared to go look.
Let's see if I have a black kinda name
>>27559045
>Lucy Henderson
B-but I'm a guy...
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>>27552306
>newfags showing up not being friendly to bonsai
Fuck off and make your own threads then cunts
>>27558944
answer in your pants bruv
They'll stop knocking
bonus points if you piss yourself while talking
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>>27559059
STACIES OUT!
Also they're called Police Officers, Cpt 1970.
>>27554389
Damn son, here's to hopefully another 8/9 months suckling on the ESA+PIP teat.
>that 10k per year for doing nothing
>>27559190
>eating Domino's
No idea what that green git's so smug about. Domino's a shit.
tomorrow skin how?
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ROASTIES OUT DESU LADS
(part one, there is actually loads of content in this post the robot is a liar like pakiaboo)
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ROASTIES OUT DESU
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OY VEY
>>27554568
MUH VIDYA
(Part two is sponsored by dank pepes direct from reddit. Reddit - The home of memes, get 'em while they're hot)
All I have to drink tonight is Drambuie
Can't be fucked to go to the shops and I have no ice either
It'll do the job I guess
Why can't we just get driving licenses handed out like free Metro newspaper here like they do in US?
>>27559713
Because our roads are inherently harder to drive on
For example roundabouts
I am feeling sad.
>>27559892
What's up bro, wanna share your feel?
>>27559892
hey, me too! we should start a club or something.
>>27559892
Don't be sad, Delia. Just be my gf. Something about you tells me you give great bjs.
>mfw I went to check the dubs for the first time in a long while but the new layout has broken the script
0% cromulent
Who loves Taylor
http://youtu.be/9EwVxxHAlqw
>>27560064
I had to manually hunt for all the roasties.
>>27560314
A guy I was in love with in college had the second name "Talyor", is that counts?
He had a nicer arse that Swift as well.
>>27559892
Why sad, friend?
MAKE A NEW THREAD SUM 1
>>27560474
Go on then faggotunsurprisingly not OC
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>>27560439
It is just strange to be home. My siblings came for dinner and to welcome me home. Now I am in my room playing games. I actually think I am feeling something other than sadness. I think for the first time in a long time I feel, okay.
lads wtf is this new 4chan skin? it's fucking bullshit
>>27560684
why the fuck does my post have a name?
>>27560703
It is a new software feature.
It reads your mind to find out exactly who you are inside, no matter how many lies you tell yourself.
>Rosie Orozco
>Marlene Figueroa
Cleary you want to be a woman and it is trying to figure out the best name for you.
I'm glad I could be here for you as you come out.
Congrats anon
no going to drink tonight lads even tho its friday even tho i'd love to drink until this thirst dissipates
what colour of relentless should i get from the co-op when it gets dark
>>27557428
>rowbits
