After the recent controversy over kicking out the high ranking and popular Suzanne Evans
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/mar/23/ukip-suzanne-evans-suspended-disloyalty-nigel-farage
Nigel Farage has had mounting pressure on him especially after promising to resign if he didnt win his south thanet constituency last may and then never actually resigning
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/05/exclusive-nigel-farage-never-resigned-from-ukip-in-stitch-up/
and his feuds with the only current ukip MP, douglass Carswell over "short money" and campaigning with regards to the EU
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/07/nigel-farage-overruled-ukip-nec-short-money/
On top of this the initial reason for UKIP and Farage himself being to trigger an EU referendum - which has been achieved
He has finally decided to step down as UKIP leader
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/apr/1/nigel-farage-official-resignation-suzanne-evans-row
edition
cara
IU
karen
Lad there's a spider behind you....
haha just kidding, April Fool's!
Why is this thread full of workingclass northerners
>>57195717
It's not April yet...
>>57195717
Hahah
You got me
>>57195733
get fucked ya silly new world CUNT
>>57195660
good post
east midlands are heartachingly beautiful
>>57195733
haha good one you got me
>>57195733
Reported
What GCSEs did you get /brit/?
>>57195717
there actually is a spider behind me on the ceiling
I believe the only fool here is you
>>57195717
there actually was. thanks lad.
took a photo of it
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/01/exclusive-royal-family-considering-dramatic-brexit-intervention
wew lads
/cum/
h-hello?
Worst President in recent history, maybe farther.
new Yung Lean is abs fire, my familiar relatives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
>>57195797
think i'd actually scream if i'd see this
>/pol/ edition
so much cancer
>>57195779
maths, history, statistics, english
>>57195804
is it me you're looking for?
>>57195673
Dense Marxist texts are my fetish and I often spontaneously orgasm when reading them so I need to know they'll be durable.
>>57195814
I like both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0IuqgC3N8
>>57195797
That's what tripping on diphenhydramine looks like
>>57195767
you too
>>57195804
*hugs you*
one more confession...
>>57195822
>190cm
195 here mate
are u drowning in pussies as well?
>>57195656
Good lad
He got y'all a referendum. Now make it count.
>>57195812
Which Presidents were worse, in your opinion?
>>57195869
Well...
>>57195838
>>57195814
16 year old teenagers O U T
>>57195775
>open letterbox
>pull out a few letters
>surprised by a huntsman at the bottom
>"bloody hell!"
>close the box and be on my way
Remember there are good and bad spiders mates, don't squish the good ones
>>57195886
he's shitposting. the nigger is not all that bad when compared to shit like jimmy carter
So like, why do we give them aid again?
>>57195869
>lisicki
>drowning in pussy
diditfor2hourstookmeabout10minstogetitup.jpg
>>57195904
S A D B O Y S
yung gud > yung lean
>mfw ghost is back on track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
>>57195869
>drowning in pusssies
feels good having a nutrient dense diet lads
healthy eating becomes a hobby at the highest levels *swivels his glass of wine and laughs to himself*
What went wrong?
bingo bango bongo
I don't wanna leave the congo
oh no no no no
>>57195936
Tfw went to a concert when I was 17
He is shit love
Bit cold out.
>>57195864
Thanks lad, needed that
>>57195945
yung sherman > yung gud
>>57195837
hmmm, sound justification, comrade
188 cm here and i can't get laid to save my life
wish i were above the 190 threshold
>>57195959
aye cunt
>>57195961
let me fuck your asshole
>>57195945
this
good taste breh
>tfw still no instrumental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
China in the common wealth when?
>>57196000
Just say 'pussy', otherwise it sounds like you're drowning in cowards, or cats
Does love exist?
>>57195985
No problem love I'm always here for you xx
>>57196038
what is love?
>>57196038
Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.
As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
Doing a post wank /brit/
>>57196038
yes, it does
>>57195997
well i'm 195cm and i'm clearly not doing well :^)
going to brush my teeth and go to bed
please fuck my wife
>>57196060
Baby don't hurt me
>>57195869
ez f a m
can pick up 3am rags ez and hit on qties without them rejecting me
so nice :D
>>57196038
ive never felt it
Hahaha
>Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.
>As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
>>57196075
nighty night x
havent had a shower in 4 days
>>57196028
shit didn't know that, thank you mate
>>57196116
*hoses you down*
Alright lads. Probably won't believe me but I'll tell you anyway. Really cute girl approached me the other night when I was out with the lads. I'm a bit autistic so I struggled with this, naturally. Long story short, she flirted with me and went for the kiss. Fucked that up because it was my first kiss and she almost laughed in my face but she gave me another chance. On my second chance, I was a bit better and she seemed to get into it a lot more which was pretty nice and seemed to save the day. Otherwise, I reckon I'd have hanged myself once I got home. Last thing that happened that night was her bringing me back to her flat and I finally lost my virginity, well fucking pleased with that lads tbqhwb. So after finally conquering that mountain that's been looming over me for so long, I wake up this morning to a text from her and she tells me she's fucking preggers.
This is an absolute fucking joke. First time I have sex and it ruins my life. Might just do myself in or flee to the US or something. As far as anyone's concerned, this didn't fucking happen.
>>57196075
Good night *kisses you*
tfw too much food to eats
haven't left the house in 2 years
>>57196159
Unexpected
>>57196062
>and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
nah fuck that
~7 billion of us alive right now and humanity has taken over this planet and there's no end in sight to our advancement.
>>57196146
do the right thing and marry her.
Not sure what to do when I'm home from uni, don't have many friends at home.
Why do peoplealwaysinsist that you shouldn't waste your life?
You're gonna die either way and once you're dead, you're not gonna give a shit about whether you wasted your life or not.
>>57196209
hahahahahahahah
>>57196162
HAHA I'VE BEEN FOOLING ALL OF YOU, I AM NOT A NORMIE BUT A FUCKING LOSER
HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TRICKED SO HARD LADS
>>57195945
yung gud is yung lean tho
*drives a car*
>>57196210
this honestly
and fuck that "oh give your kids a better life" or whatever.
i dont want my kids to be born rich t-b-q-h
>>57196237
fuck off faggot
>>57196146
You don't just leave some girl with a bastard, kinda fucked up.
>>57196237
I am getting sick of this. What do you people gain from tricking me? Toying with my emotions? Why are you doing this to me?
>>57196262
lols this post is quality
>>57195656
>resign if he didnt win his south thanet constituency last may and then never actually resigning
Didn't the party reject his resignation?
>>57196244
youre wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>>57196210
If you enjoy wasting your time, have you really wasted your time?
party till it's 2am.
we're gonna party till its 2 am
party all night till 2am
>>57196275
I bet this is some dirty fucking trick as well. Do I have "mug" written on my face?
Browsing the SomethingAwfwul forums right now cause I'm bored.
Just looking through old posts in the archive since that forum has existed since 1999.
These posts are from September 11th, 2002.
All these posters are so old lel
Fucking cool to see old forum threads going all the way back to the 90's desu
where do you lads see yourself in 3 years?
(don't say doing your wife)
(or your son)
(ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᶦᶠᵉˢ ˢᵒᶰ)
Howdy
tired of normies and how normie they are
fuck off normies(reeeee)
When is /int/ going to allow emojis?
>>57196146
lot of emotions for this post
Think I'm going bald lads
>yung gud is so gud
welcome babby to meme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6MOiOqd_NQ
>>57196297
wow
>>57196315
probably trying to do all the shit i've not done in the past 5 years because before you are 20 you are ffectively an idiottttt
>>57196311
it's not a trick at all
t. trick expert
>>57196225
r-rude
>>57196297
this
>>57196314
i like to wonder what those people are doing now. i've been here 8 years. i wonder if they migrated over to 4chan and are still here perhaps. probs not though. sooner or later we all leave.
>>57196341
that's yung leen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVOVoX-2hoE
I like whenever I watch a show from the UK some of the actors speak in slightly different accents than others. It's pretty cool. This hardly ever happens on American TV.
>>57196284
yung lean without yung lean=nothing
also im very pretty, and my teeth aren't yellow and crooked like yours
AYYLMAO
FIAJAIF
>>57196344
because before you are 20 you are ffectively an idiottttt
because before you are 25 you are ffectively an idiottttt
because before you are 35 you are ffectively an idiottttt
because before you are 50 you are ffectively an idiottttt
etc
That's how life goes man
might have some eggs
LOL TRICKED ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT XDDDDD
>>57196330
newcunt
got a girl number last night
met 2 others and dropped em off in cab but didnt get out because im a sissy
pretended to be another girls boyfriend so some English twat would stop bothering her
bout it really
>>57196341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWAH4C_7n6Q
goat yung lean track
>>57196377
literally who?
>>57196399
FFS STOP IT
>>57196403
>gif
fuck off
this thread is now a meme music thread
>tfw that guy who used to post Eastern European meme music here no longer posts here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onho53AXX-s
>>57196409
yung lean or rustie?
think blink 182 were right desu
>>57196314
>tfw future generations will study the history of the internet and interview us about our shitposting down the years
>>57196401
How?
>>57196418
stop saying this you british runt
>>57196370
Literally everyone on the SomethingAwful forums is old as fuck now. Probably cause young people today just use Facebook and stuff and forums have sort of died out.
I'd say the average poster on SA is about 34. But there are tons of people there in their 40's and 50's even.
Also it's very similar to what it was back in 1999, aside from the pop culture stuff or other things people talk about.
Currently browsing some random thread from May 2004.
>>57196403
damn r u a badass or what
>>57196427
More like Blink 18-poo
>>57196408
>Fuck you Amanda
but who and why
>>57196426
both
the meme thing that nip moot introduced is being spam filtered already.. nice job how will i upvote now.
>>57196453
yung lean is a producer of the trap/rap instrumental genres.
Rustie is a DJ of the meme variety
>>57196445
u fukken mad dude?
u mad bro?
yo
yeah
u mad XD
>>57196408
it's like that clown hiding behind a smile.
so emotional 2002
>>57196439
they were disabled less than a year ago because everyone kept spamming bantrehand
>>57196475
*steers clear of you*
why do i always get really hype around 1am?
2bh i think it's impossible to be a "normie" and post on 4chan
LOVIN IT
*aims for your weak spot*
>>57196515
exactly what a normie would say
>>57196314
i get so many feels from these.
like when I went on amazon and looked for Pokemon Blue only to be overloaded with reviews from 1999. so strong.
>>57196488
>>57196401
newcunt
hmmm worthy propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0uAKrzaoPc
![burton1133k78[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/hJ2Q1zb.gif "burton1133k78[2].gif")
>>57196512
ANSWER ME
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how gay his life must be
>>57196536
mmm yes nice squares mate
>>57196554
>>57196512
here's your (you) mate
>>57196333
>>57196261
>>57196192
>>57196497
>>>/r9k/27542107
First letter of each sentence in the paragraph. First and last sentence of the last line.
>>57196536
very nice emojis
Need a bf
uguu am I cute ã…Ž_ã…Ž ã…‹_ã…‹
Really not sure how you can be a bender and look your family in the eye
>>57196566
>>57196315
i want to be healthier, wealthier, have a much better social life, through that social life i'd like to pursue more hobbies.. maybe a even a serious gf or at least having some sexual experiences....
last year i designed a "5 year plan" for myself to lay down the foundation for what i consider to be a good life. im doing very well in some departments, lagging behind in others, but im optimistic for the future 2bh
is drum and bass still popular in the UK
it's practically unheard of here and it makes me sad
I don't want to believe it's dead :(
>>57196585
nice
>>57196444
I sometimes look at all the storm front posts I made in 2005 when I was 14 kek they're all still up
>>57196585
nice
>>57196617
its stale as fuck now.
>>57196597
degen
>>57196612
My parents love my bf tbqh
So, anyone else absolutely smashing uni haha?
haha feels good to be normal.
>>57196585
VERY nice ruse lad
>>57196617
house and techno are the popular genres now
dnb still exists but its slowly dying out.
>>57196612
my dads seem cool with it
>>57196585
gave you an upvote for this
>>57196611
>>57196597
*gives you a kiss and a hug*
>>57196646
the saddest thing is you're completely right
I don't even bother listening to most modern stuff
that fucking nigger I swear to god
>>57196612
it's easy, you just pretend not to be
>>57196651
must be weird a fuck when your father meets someone who literally buggers your arse
can't imagine it myself
>>57196614
>>57196635
post them here
nobody will laugh at you I swear
*farts*
ahhh, yes
>>57196684
>buggers your arse
oh god this is so silly I love you brits
post yur fravourite songzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fARw_bVhRfs
how do you give upvotes now that they are filtered?
>>57196711
piss off you bellpiece
>>57196684
I usually top though
hi dad meet the man whos cock i suck every night
really can't comprehend this, struggling to actually understand how little self respect the people who do this have
>>57196718
they seem to appear sometimes still, not sure how
https://www.fb.com/LADbible/videos/vb.199098633470668/2693970777316762/?type=2&theater
lmao f-am
>>57196716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia6fWxx9zo
>>57196741
kek
>>57196691
>>57196754
what were they thinking
>>57196741
some people are willing to sacrifice their friends and family for a fetish. bit weird 2bh.
>>57196684
would be no different if you had a daughter
think i might be codependent
>>57196662
wonder what he actually thinks
>>57196741
>what are straight women
>>57196749
fuck me
>>57196788
no such thing
>>57196716
my favorites right now are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N49FM-Xods
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPYrnOWLEC4
>>57196661
not gonna lie it still kinda hurts that Spor turned into Feed Me
I mean I know he still does some DnB stuff but it's not the same
I can't say I didn't expect it coming from a guy whose last name is Gooch
>>57196758
does that mean not all are gone
>>57196786
they
>>57196769
what do you mean kys
>>57196784
>>57196788
you would expect that of a woman though, not your son
>>57196146
PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
>>57196814
sorry rustie, it was fab
>>57196815
>you would expect that of a woman though, not your son
it's the current year
>>57196716
enjoying these two rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBB2OS4IoTs
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUPS3WLcvQk
if my penis curves to the right does that mean i'm a conservative
*does a fart on your face*
*pounds you in the bottom*
>>57196859
sure
>>57196870
i guess i'm voting for trump then
>>57196859
Depends whether or not you have foreskin
*does a cum in ur bummy bum bum*
nice you triggered the aussie - who is clearly insecure about his sexuality.
>>57196850
i'm just trying to understand
i am gay myself but would never ever engage in a relationship or let my parents know, i have too much self respect
do you lads reckon you could beat up an 8 stone, 5 foot 5 female MMA fighter? i reckon i could give it a good try tbqh
>its another fagposting episode
>>57196897
>>57196859
my dick curves down and I have foreskin does that make me gay
Who else had a bad childhood here?
I'm 22, and I still can't shake off what it did to me.
It wasn't overt. No abuse, nothing like that. I was raised by a teenager-who-never-grew-up and has "dad autism" father (essentially no emotional connection, awkward as fuck, always tense interractions), and a mother who had severe anxiety and depression.
>>57196905
no i'm not a fighter at all thats why i ended up on 4chan to begin with
>>57196902
i plan to never tell them
God bless
>>57196146
I bet she did it on purpose
>>57196741
>implying I suck cock
My bf sucks me off, i've never sucked him off. Ever.
>>57196927
i'm basically same as you, except my mom died when i was 10, and my father decided it would be fun to fuck with my life
>>57196905
Andy Kaufman did it. So why not?
>>57196927
are you me?
>>57196922
No, its not gay if you have foreskin
>>57196927
Your just soft
>>57196957
why lie on an anonymous imageboard
Confucius say
trim bushes to make tree look taller
>>57196902
the taboo that surrounds it is based on years of religious dogma rather than anything rational
it is stupid to repress being an arse bandit
>>57196788
>tfw you have a daughter and you meet her boyfriend and just KNOW they fucked
ick....
on the other hand if my son were crushing pussy i'd be proud
>>57196927
I grew up in a fairly well off family because of my dad but he was also a distant alcoholic. He was a heavy drinker his whole life and then turned into a full blown alcoholic. I never really had a true father figure in my life, but that's not to say I don't like the man he just let my mum and grandma raise me.
>>57196983
kek, i'm not even lying.
I rim him and he sits on my face but no sucking from me. I don't really like the idea of doing that.
>>57196992
>sticking your dick in shit
That's the taboo mate. It's entirely rational.
>>57196992
or that fact it's a fringe practice that goes against the norm and is plagued with people with deadly diseases
>>57197022
why would you lick his ass but not his dick senpai
/brit/ is so fucking shit nowadays, all about the post-irony
Post-irony isn't even funny, it's just soul crushing.
>>57196979
>your
you're just a bad/sloppy speller
>>57196741
>self respect
I want my bf (and maybe future husband) to just meet my family though
>>57195924
because every white person is a cuck in this world
*rants*
>>57197047
been shit all of 2016 and the tail end of 2015 tbf.
REALLY want to do a post but i don't know what to post about
>>57197023
but sticking your dick in woman's shit is ok?
>you would expect that of a woman though, not your son
>>57197039
Just don't like the idea much. I see him as the 'girl'. No i'm not in denial about being gay. I'm a homo and all my family know. Just don't like the idea of sucking him off. I like being the manly one, well more manly I guess.
>>57197070
i am cringing at the thought
