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After the recent controversy over kicking out the high ranking and popular Suzanne Evans

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/mar/23/ukip-suzanne-evans-suspended-disloyalty-nigel-farage

Nigel Farage has had mounting pressure on him especially after promising to resign if he didnt win his south thanet constituency last may and then never actually resigning

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/05/exclusive-nigel-farage-never-resigned-from-ukip-in-stitch-up/

and his feuds with the only current ukip MP, douglass Carswell over "short money" and campaigning with regards to the EU

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/07/nigel-farage-overruled-ukip-nec-short-money/

On top of this the initial reason for UKIP and Farage himself being to trigger an EU referendum - which has been achieved

He has finally decided to step down as UKIP leader

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/apr/1/nigel-farage-official-resignation-suzanne-evans-row

edition
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cara
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IU
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karen
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Lad there's a spider behind you....

haha just kidding, April Fool's!
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Why is this thread full of workingclass northerners
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>>57195717
It's not April yet...
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>>57195717
Hahah
You got me
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>>57195733
get fucked ya silly new world CUNT
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>>57195660
good post
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east midlands are heartachingly beautiful
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>>57195733
haha good one you got me
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>>57195733
Reported
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What GCSEs did you get /brit/?
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>>57195717

there actually is a spider behind me on the ceiling

I believe the only fool here is you
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>>57195717
there actually was. thanks lad.

took a photo of it
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http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/01/exclusive-royal-family-considering-dramatic-brexit-intervention

wew lads
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/cum/
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h-hello?
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Worst President in recent history, maybe farther.
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new Yung Lean is abs fire, my familiar relatives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
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>>57195797
think i'd actually scream if i'd see this
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>/pol/ edition

so much cancer
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>>57195779
maths, history, statistics, english
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>>57195804

is it me you're looking for?
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>>57195673
Dense Marxist texts are my fetish and I often spontaneously orgasm when reading them so I need to know they'll be durable.
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>>57195814
I like both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0IuqgC3N8
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>>57195797
That's what tripping on diphenhydramine looks like
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>>57195767
you too
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>>57195804
*hugs you*
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one more confession...
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>>57195822
>190cm
195 here mate
are u drowning in pussies as well?
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>>57195656
Good lad

He got y'all a referendum. Now make it count.
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>>57195812
Which Presidents were worse, in your opinion?
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>>57195869
Well...
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>>57195838
>>57195814
16 year old teenagers O U T
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>>57195775
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>open letterbox
>pull out a few letters
>surprised by a huntsman at the bottom
>"bloody hell!"
>close the box and be on my way

Remember there are good and bad spiders mates, don't squish the good ones
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>>57195886
he's shitposting. the nigger is not all that bad when compared to shit like jimmy carter
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So like, why do we give them aid again?
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>>57195869
>lisicki
>drowning in pussy

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>>57195904
S A D B O Y S
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yung gud > yung lean
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>mfw ghost is back on track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
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>>57195869
>drowning in pusssies
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feels good having a nutrient dense diet lads

healthy eating becomes a hobby at the highest levels *swivels his glass of wine and laughs to himself*
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What went wrong?
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bingo bango bongo
I don't wanna leave the congo
oh no no no no
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>>57195936
Tfw went to a concert when I was 17
He is shit love
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Bit cold out.
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>>57195864
Thanks lad, needed that
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>>57195945
yung sherman > yung gud
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>>57195837
hmmm, sound justification, comrade
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188 cm here and i can't get laid to save my life


wish i were above the 190 threshold
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>>57195959
aye cunt
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>>57195961
let me fuck your asshole
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>>57195945
this
good taste breh

>tfw still no instrumental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
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China in the common wealth when?
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>>57196000
Just say 'pussy', otherwise it sounds like you're drowning in cowards, or cats
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Does love exist?
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>>57195985
No problem love I'm always here for you xx
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>>57196038

what is love?
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>>57196038
Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.

As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
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Doing a post wank /brit/
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>>57196038
yes, it does
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>>57195997
well i'm 195cm and i'm clearly not doing well :^)
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going to brush my teeth and go to bed
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please fuck my wife
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>>57196060
Baby don't hurt me
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>>57195869
ez f a m

can pick up 3am rags ez and hit on qties without them rejecting me

so nice :D
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>>57196038
ive never felt it
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Hahaha
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>Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.

>As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
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>>57196075
nighty night x
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havent had a shower in 4 days
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>>57196028
shit didn't know that, thank you mate
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>>57196116
*hoses you down*
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Alright lads. Probably won't believe me but I'll tell you anyway. Really cute girl approached me the other night when I was out with the lads. I'm a bit autistic so I struggled with this, naturally. Long story short, she flirted with me and went for the kiss. Fucked that up because it was my first kiss and she almost laughed in my face but she gave me another chance. On my second chance, I was a bit better and she seemed to get into it a lot more which was pretty nice and seemed to save the day. Otherwise, I reckon I'd have hanged myself once I got home. Last thing that happened that night was her bringing me back to her flat and I finally lost my virginity, well fucking pleased with that lads tbqhwb. So after finally conquering that mountain that's been looming over me for so long, I wake up this morning to a text from her and she tells me she's fucking preggers.

This is an absolute fucking joke. First time I have sex and it ruins my life. Might just do myself in or flee to the US or something. As far as anyone's concerned, this didn't fucking happen.
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>>57196075
Good night *kisses you*
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tfw too much food to eats
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haven't left the house in 2 years
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>>57196159
Unexpected
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>>57196062
>and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.


nah fuck that


~7 billion of us alive right now and humanity has taken over this planet and there's no end in sight to our advancement.
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>>57196146

do the right thing and marry her.
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Not sure what to do when I'm home from uni, don't have many friends at home.
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Why do peoplealwaysinsist that you shouldn't waste your life?

You're gonna die either way and once you're dead, you're not gonna give a shit about whether you wasted your life or not.
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>>57196209
hahahahahahahah
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>>57196162
HAHA I'VE BEEN FOOLING ALL OF YOU, I AM NOT A NORMIE BUT A FUCKING LOSER
HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TRICKED SO HARD LADS
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>>57195945
yung gud is yung lean tho
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*drives a car*
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>>57196210
this honestly

and fuck that "oh give your kids a better life" or whatever.

i dont want my kids to be born rich t-b-q-h
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>>57196237

fuck off faggot
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>>57196146
You don't just leave some girl with a bastard, kinda fucked up.
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>>57196237
I am getting sick of this. What do you people gain from tricking me? Toying with my emotions? Why are you doing this to me?
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>>57196262
lols this post is quality
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>>57195656
>resign if he didnt win his south thanet constituency last may and then never actually resigning
Didn't the party reject his resignation?
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>>57196244

youre wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
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>>57196210
If you enjoy wasting your time, have you really wasted your time?
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party till it's 2am.
we're gonna party till its 2 am

party all night till 2am
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>>57196275
I bet this is some dirty fucking trick as well. Do I have "mug" written on my face?
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Browsing the SomethingAwfwul forums right now cause I'm bored.

Just looking through old posts in the archive since that forum has existed since 1999.

These posts are from September 11th, 2002.

All these posters are so old lel

Fucking cool to see old forum threads going all the way back to the 90's desu
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where do you lads see yourself in 3 years?

(don't say doing your wife)

(or your son)

(ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᶦᶠᵉˢ ˢᵒᶰ)
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Howdy
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tired of normies and how normie they are

fuck off normies(reeeee)
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When is /int/ going to allow emojis?
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>>57196146
lot of emotions for this post
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Think I'm going bald lads
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>yung gud is so gud

welcome babby to meme music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6MOiOqd_NQ
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>>57196297
wow
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>>57196315
probably trying to do all the shit i've not done in the past 5 years because before you are 20 you are ffectively an idiottttt
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>>57196311
it's not a trick at all
t. trick expert
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>>57196225
r-rude
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>>57196297
this
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>>57196314

i like to wonder what those people are doing now. i've been here 8 years. i wonder if they migrated over to 4chan and are still here perhaps. probs not though. sooner or later we all leave.
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>>57196341
that's yung leen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVOVoX-2hoE
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I like whenever I watch a show from the UK some of the actors speak in slightly different accents than others. It's pretty cool. This hardly ever happens on American TV.
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>>57196284
yung lean without yung lean=nothing

also im very pretty, and my teeth aren't yellow and crooked like yours

AYYLMAO
FIAJAIF
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>>57196344
because before you are 20 you are ffectively an idiottttt
because before you are 25 you are ffectively an idiottttt
because before you are 35 you are ffectively an idiottttt
because before you are 50 you are ffectively an idiottttt

etc

That's how life goes man
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might have some eggs


LOL TRICKED ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT XDDDDD
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>>57196330
newcunt
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got a girl number last night

met 2 others and dropped em off in cab but didnt get out because im a sissy

pretended to be another girls boyfriend so some English twat would stop bothering her

bout it really
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>>57196341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWAH4C_7n6Q

goat yung lean track
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>>57196377
literally who?
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>>57196399
FFS STOP IT
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>>57196403

>gif

fuck off
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this thread is now a meme music thread

>tfw that guy who used to post Eastern European meme music here no longer posts here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onho53AXX-s
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>>57196409
yung lean or rustie?
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think blink 182 were right desu
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>>57196314
>tfw future generations will study the history of the internet and interview us about our shitposting down the years
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>>57196401
How?
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>>57196418
stop saying this you british runt
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>>57196370
Literally everyone on the SomethingAwful forums is old as fuck now. Probably cause young people today just use Facebook and stuff and forums have sort of died out.

I'd say the average poster on SA is about 34. But there are tons of people there in their 40's and 50's even.

Also it's very similar to what it was back in 1999, aside from the pop culture stuff or other things people talk about.

Currently browsing some random thread from May 2004.
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>>57196403
damn r u a badass or what
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>>57196427
More like Blink 18-poo
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>>57196408
>Fuck you Amanda
but who and why
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>>57196426
both
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the meme thing that nip moot introduced is being spam filtered already.. nice job how will i upvote now.
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>>57196453
yung lean is a producer of the trap/rap instrumental genres.

Rustie is a DJ of the meme variety
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>>57196445
u fukken mad dude?

u mad bro?

yo

yeah

u mad XD
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>>57196408
it's like that clown hiding behind a smile.

so emotional 2002
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>>57196439
they were disabled less than a year ago because everyone kept spamming bantrehand
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>>57196475
*steers clear of you*
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>>57196146

hmmm

>>>/r9k/27542107
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why do i always get really hype around 1am?
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2bh i think it's impossible to be a "normie" and post on 4chan
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LOVIN IT
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*aims for your weak spot*

>>57196515
exactly what a normie would say
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>>57196314
i get so many feels from these.

like when I went on amazon and looked for Pokemon Blue only to be overloaded with reviews from 1999. so strong.
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>>57196488
>>57196401
newcunt
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hmmm worthy propaganda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0uAKrzaoPc
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>>57196512
ANSWER ME
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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how gay his life must be
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>>57196536
mmm yes nice squares mate
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>>57196554
>>57196512
here's your (you) mate
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>>57196333
>>57196261
>>57196192
>>57196497
>>>/r9k/27542107

First letter of each sentence in the paragraph. First and last sentence of the last line.
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>>57196536
very nice emojis
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Need a bf
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>>57196585
no
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uguu am I cute ã…Ž_ã…Ž ã…‹_ã…‹
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Really not sure how you can be a bender and look your family in the eye
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>>57196566
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>>57196315
i want to be healthier, wealthier, have a much better social life, through that social life i'd like to pursue more hobbies.. maybe a even a serious gf or at least having some sexual experiences....


last year i designed a "5 year plan" for myself to lay down the foundation for what i consider to be a good life. im doing very well in some departments, lagging behind in others, but im optimistic for the future 2bh
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is drum and bass still popular in the UK
it's practically unheard of here and it makes me sad
I don't want to believe it's dead :(
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>>57196585
nice
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>>57196444
I sometimes look at all the storm front posts I made in 2005 when I was 14 kek they're all still up
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>>57196585
nice
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>>57196617
its stale as fuck now.
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>>57196597
degen
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>>57196612
My parents love my bf tbqh
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So, anyone else absolutely smashing uni haha?

haha feels good to be normal.
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>>57196585
VERY nice ruse lad
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>>57196617

house and techno are the popular genres now

dnb still exists but its slowly dying out.
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>>57196612
my dads seem cool with it
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>>57196585
gave you an upvote for this
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>>57196611
>>57196597
*gives you a kiss and a hug*
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>>57196646
the saddest thing is you're completely right
I don't even bother listening to most modern stuff
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that fucking nigger I swear to god
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>>57196612
it's easy, you just pretend not to be
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>>57196651
must be weird a fuck when your father meets someone who literally buggers your arse

can't imagine it myself
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>>57196614
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>>57196635
post them here
nobody will laugh at you I swear
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*farts*
ahhh, yes
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>>57196684
>buggers your arse
oh god this is so silly I love you brits
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post yur fravourite songzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fARw_bVhRfs
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how do you give upvotes now that they are filtered?
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>>57196718
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>>57196711
piss off you bellpiece
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>>57196684
I usually top though
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hi dad meet the man whos cock i suck every night

really can't comprehend this, struggling to actually understand how little self respect the people who do this have
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>>57196718
they seem to appear sometimes still, not sure how
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https://www.fb.com/LADbible/videos/vb.199098633470668/2693970777316762/?type=2&theater

lmao f-am
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>>57196716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia6fWxx9zo
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>>57196741
kek
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>>57196691
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>>57196754
what were they thinking
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>>57196741

some people are willing to sacrifice their friends and family for a fetish. bit weird 2bh.
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>>57196684
would be no different if you had a daughter
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think i might be codependent
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>>57196662
wonder what he actually thinks
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>>57196741
>what are straight women
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>>57196749
fuck me
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>>57196788
no such thing
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>>57196716
my favorites right now are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N49FM-Xods
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPYrnOWLEC4

>>57196661
not gonna lie it still kinda hurts that Spor turned into Feed Me
I mean I know he still does some DnB stuff but it's not the same
I can't say I didn't expect it coming from a guy whose last name is Gooch
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>>57196758
does that mean not all are gone
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>>57196786
they
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>>57196769
what do you mean kys
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>>57196784
>>57196788
you would expect that of a woman though, not your son
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>>57196146
PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
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>>57196814
sorry rustie, it was fab
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>>57196815
>you would expect that of a woman though, not your son
it's the current year
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>>57196716
enjoying these two rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBB2OS4IoTs
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUPS3WLcvQk
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if my penis curves to the right does that mean i'm a conservative
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*does a fart on your face*
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*pounds you in the bottom*
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>>57196859
sure
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>>57196870
i guess i'm voting for trump then
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>>57196859
Depends whether or not you have foreskin
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*does a cum in ur bummy bum bum*
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nice you triggered the aussie - who is clearly insecure about his sexuality.
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>>57196850
i'm just trying to understand

i am gay myself but would never ever engage in a relationship or let my parents know, i have too much self respect
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do you lads reckon you could beat up an 8 stone, 5 foot 5 female MMA fighter? i reckon i could give it a good try tbqh
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>its another fagposting episode
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>>57196897
>>57196859
my dick curves down and I have foreskin does that make me gay
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Who else had a bad childhood here?

I'm 22, and I still can't shake off what it did to me.

It wasn't overt. No abuse, nothing like that. I was raised by a teenager-who-never-grew-up and has "dad autism" father (essentially no emotional connection, awkward as fuck, always tense interractions), and a mother who had severe anxiety and depression.
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>>57196905
no i'm not a fighter at all thats why i ended up on 4chan to begin with
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>>57196902
i plan to never tell them
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God bless
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>>57196146
I bet she did it on purpose
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>>57196741
>implying I suck cock

My bf sucks me off, i've never sucked him off. Ever.
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>>57196927
i'm basically same as you, except my mom died when i was 10, and my father decided it would be fun to fuck with my life
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>>57196905
Andy Kaufman did it. So why not?
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>>57196927
are you me?
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>>57196922
No, its not gay if you have foreskin
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>>57196927
Your just soft
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>>57196957
why lie on an anonymous imageboard
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Confucius say

trim bushes to make tree look taller
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>>57196902
the taboo that surrounds it is based on years of religious dogma rather than anything rational

it is stupid to repress being an arse bandit
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>>57196788
>tfw you have a daughter and you meet her boyfriend and just KNOW they fucked


ick....

on the other hand if my son were crushing pussy i'd be proud
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>>57196927
I grew up in a fairly well off family because of my dad but he was also a distant alcoholic. He was a heavy drinker his whole life and then turned into a full blown alcoholic. I never really had a true father figure in my life, but that's not to say I don't like the man he just let my mum and grandma raise me.
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>>57196983
kek, i'm not even lying.

I rim him and he sits on my face but no sucking from me. I don't really like the idea of doing that.
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>>57196992
>sticking your dick in shit
That's the taboo mate. It's entirely rational.
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>>57196992
or that fact it's a fringe practice that goes against the norm and is plagued with people with deadly diseases
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>>57197022
why would you lick his ass but not his dick senpai
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/brit/ is so fucking shit nowadays, all about the post-irony

Post-irony isn't even funny, it's just soul crushing.
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>>57196979
>your

you're just a bad/sloppy speller
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>>57196741
>self respect
I want my bf (and maybe future husband) to just meet my family though
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>>57195924
because every white person is a cuck in this world
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*rants*
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>>57197047
been shit all of 2016 and the tail end of 2015 tbf.
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REALLY want to do a post but i don't know what to post about
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>>57197023
but sticking your dick in woman's shit is ok?

>you would expect that of a woman though, not your son
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>>57197039
Just don't like the idea much. I see him as the 'girl'. No i'm not in denial about being gay. I'm a homo and all my family know. Just don't like the idea of sucking him off. I like being the manly one, well more manly I guess.
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>>57197070
i am cringing at the thought
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>>57197082
good post
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>>57197047
implying that /brit/ hasn't been the worst general ever since
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>>57197086
m8, im a straight male and i've sucked about 4 cocks
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>>57197070
Who's the bottom? You or him?
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>>57197083
Anal sex is disgusting whoever you're fucking.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BDo6pBaDKOE/

what did she mean by this?
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>>57197047
>post-irony

It's the only way we know how to interract.

How I wish it wasn't so.
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>>57197086
sounds nice
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might take a bunch of mirtazapine to see how fucked up i get
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literally do not understand how openly gay peoples minds work
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>>57197119
>i'm a straight male and i've sucked about 4 cocks
Top lel, you're bi m8.

>>57197126
Neither.

>>57197090
But why though?
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wish some hot guy would suck my dick
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>>57197128
just because you're in a gay relationship doesn't necessarily mean you engage in anal sex
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>>57197081
I bet it was always better 'a few years back'.

Just like everything was.
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>>57197134
Wow...
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>>57197157
I think they are sexually attracted to men
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>>57197158
see >>57196741
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>>57197158
I've been absolutely steaming each time so it doesn't count.
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>>57197157
*meeting a gay for the first time*
>hello i'm gay
>that's nice
>haha i'm gay
>cool dude
>i'm super gay lol
>that's nice
>okay bye
>see ya
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>>57197170
tbf i don't feel like I've ever seen the best of /brit/
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>>57197158
Who's the twink, then? Guessing you
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>>57197157
It's like if vore/feet/scat fags were not only accepted by society, but championed.

must be comfy to have your fetish protected and promoted by every cunt goin
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think it would be bizarre to have a man put his willy in your bum
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>>57197170
it was, before he started posting
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just popped 45mg mirtazapine, even though ive got a tolerance to 15mg i hope i get some enjoyment, last time it made me feel delirious as fuck
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I wanna cum inside a pokemon desu
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i'm gay on behalf of gay people
#solidarity
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>>57197251
I just ate half a box of tricky lickies m8
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>>57197193
yeah i get that part but the part where they just talk about it all the time without any sense of shame really confuses me
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>>57197243
yes.

there's nothing more to add, honestly.
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>>57197241
the difference there is having one of those fetishes can be kept a secret easily whereas being in a relationship with a man cannot
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>>57197243
it's not that bad tbqh senpai desu senpai mate
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/brit/ has been strange tonight
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>>57197276
noice
whats that?
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>>57197197
Well he's the man I love so it's fine, I have twi straight younger brothers.

>>57197230
Neither, we're both just regular people, none of this twink meme shit.

>>57197157
I'm only open if it's relevant, like if someone asks about a gf I won't hide it, but I don't scream about it either.
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>>57197264
which one?
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>>57197287
well that's only if you turn the fetish into a lifestyle
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>>57197292
it's the time of year that's weird. the long winter becomes spring. we can see sun now.
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>>57197311
kangaskhan
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>>57197325
>falling for men romantically is the same as some fucker with a foot fetish. Not to mention how I've never felt attracted to a girl in my life.
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>>57197230
are you the same lad from earlier with the coworker, who doesn't what twink means
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>>57197311
Snorlax would be the most appropriate taking his nationality into consideration
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>>57197292
feeling more energetic lately than normal. think it's the warm weather if i'm honest(iih)
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>>57197305
shut up you sicko
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>>57197387
shut up you homophobe
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>>57197325
there is no reason you shouldn't other than other people saying "eww thats icky"
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>>57197359
neither have i, i just don't engage in the homosexual lifestyle

not that difficult really if you have self respect and self control
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>>57197373
No. What do you think it means?
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>tfw ugly so you will never get to be in a dominating relationship with a cute twink

Virgin for life.
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do you lads ever wonder what the fuck people in real life would think of you if they looked at your 4chan folder?

I have a folder of 2000 pictures of david mitchell, 6000 pictures of pepe back when the whole rare pepe thing was going on in january 2015, and several dozen pictures of a 31 year old sweaty irishman

and then the thousands of other pictures, some of which make no sense at all and i have no idea why i saved them
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>>57197348
kek what a surprising choice

i'd bumfuck hypno
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>>57197414
when did people being grossed out by it not be reason enough in your weird mind

human beings aren't naturally repulsed by things arbitrarily.
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>>57197425
by "homosexual lifestyle" do you mean pursing a relationship with a man or just acting camp and shit?
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>>57197414
is this how delusional people like you are

interesting
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>>57197434
It hurts
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>the homosexual lifestyle
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>>57197440
i have 120 fedora images, even though i've never seen anyone wearing one in real life, or interacted with a person which fits this stereotype in any way
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90mg mirtazapine tb-h
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>>57197434
why would that stop you?
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>>57197460
as in taking the fetish that is homosexuality and acting upon it

like licking a womans foot if you have a foot fetish instead of just fantasising about it
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>>57197440
>do you lads ever wonder what the fuck people in real life would think of you if they looked at your 4chan folder?
they can look in my 4chan folder all they want.

just stay away from the encrypted folders nigga
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>>57197304
I dunno they come in the form of a see through pill with shit in the middle
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>>57197440
they will NEVER understand
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>>57197425
>i just don't engage in the homosexual lifestyle
What homosexual lifestyle? I live quietly with the bf, what do I have in common with disgusting AIDs carriers in some shit clubs?
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>>57197473
hey Muhammad ibn-britania long time no see
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feel dizzy
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>>57197488
You can't reel in the qt twinks if you look like Shrek
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>>57197517
you both partake in the homosexual lifestlye

not really a hard concept to grasp friend
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>>57197481
explain to me what that does, why you do it and whether it's a problem?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iJ5UBEhzKg

I'd like to thank the guy who posted T*rk music months ago
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degeneracy is a downward spiral

even 30 years ago coming out as a homosexual was career suicide. it's no longer taboo to be gay

these days it's the trannies, furfags, etc

imagine what "degeneracy" will look like 30 years from now
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>>57197457
well lots(possibly even most) humans are grossed out by small holes(trypophobia) but that doesn't mean we should stop eating crumpets

>>57197461
not an argument

>>57197490
so you suppress your feelings for some arbitrary "self control" reason?

why don't you stop wearing coats in the rain also to show "self control"
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>>57197520
salaam bro
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>>57197488
Because I get rejected by cute twinks even on grindr.

They get the top gays.
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>>57197536
I think you're the one who needs some self respect friend
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just want to feel loved lads
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>this american girl went to syria to "help people" and ended up getting enslaved and raped by the leader of isis and then killed in an airstrike

KEK
E
K
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>>57197529
why? :(
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>>57197576
*hugs you*
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>>57197560
How do I convert to Islam?
I would like to become a part of religion of peace.
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>>57197517
you both use each other as means, not as ends

the only way you can be in a relationship with another and NOT use them as means is if it's between the opposite sex

anything else is an abuse of the person's humanity, integrity, and dignity.
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>>57197583
>libtards
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>>57197576
love you lots
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>>57197573
someone with self respect feels shame. if you have no self respect you feel no shame. it''s quite simple really.

closeted people are actually decent, normal people. those out of the closet are shameless freaks.
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>>57197583
She knew the risks, and I'm sure she wanted some attention, regardless of rape
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>>57197531
>>57197564

hmm, ok

good luck anyway, hope you find someone less judgemental than that x
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>>57197576
same. not gonna happen.
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>>57197586
think it's cos i've hardly ate today
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>>57197556
are crumpets natural? oh wait, that's right, they're manufactured. you shithead.
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>>57197583
what a qt
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>>57197603
>you both use each other as means, not as ends
>the only way you can be in a relationship with another and NOT use them as means is if it's between the opposite sex
>anything else is an abuse of the person's humanity, integrity, and dignity.
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>>57197556
i do it because i actually have what is known as self respect and i am capable of feeling shame unlike you and your merry band of shameless freaks
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>>57197630
stuff your face b xox
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>>57197594
recite the shahada bro
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>>57197576
yeah...... join the club.....

*a single tear drips into his glass of tequila with club soda & lime*
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>>57197642
thanks for propagating a message which otherwise likely wouldn't have been responded to
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>>57197540
an antidepressant/insomnia aid that also makes you really delirious.

I take it for insomnia
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>>57197619
pupinas cute but her schtick just doesn't work
this pioneering attention whore already did it
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>>57197625
stop it
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homosexuality should be made illegal again so i can justify my life choices easier
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>>57197653
might make soom pastah x
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>>57197603
nice fedora
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night lads
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>>57197678
Her eyes are so far apart. She looks like Maisie
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>>57197620
the shame is starting to turn darker iah
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>>57197636
what is the relevance?

>>57197648
70% sure you're trolling but if not i feel genuine sadness for you
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>>57197620
You think I don't have shame? I do, I have never been some camp faggot and I spent my teenage years worried about the fact I only liked boys. At some point you realise that you can keep living alone or just get over it and try to find someone. I'm a hardworking normal guy, except for the fact I like guys, and I think there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>57197682
this
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>>57197481
my dads on that no idea what dose
stole some of oxazepam when I visited last
>tfw every single male on my dads side of the family has mental illness
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>>57197678
no where near pupinia cute tho desu fampai
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>>57197715
don't worry it's mutual
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>>57197709
nighty night x
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>>57197724
the bible literally says what people like you do is wrong
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>>57197715
People really do think like this and you won't talk them around.
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just found out im gay lads
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http://www.strengthsensei.com/
really good website that deals with health/nutrition/sports performance/things of that ilk if anyone is interested in that sort of stuff
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>>57197724
i'll get a gf and make her my wife regardless of my true feelings because i am a decent, upstanding, normal person that actually respects himself and his family''

you and people like you are weak in my eyes, i hate you
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-EqQhF_9o

good laugh lads. the series gets even funnier. heartily recommend this.
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>>57197754
>muh kike fairytale
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starting to find anime pics more and more qt

think i'm transitioning
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>>57197712
fetal alcohol syndrome produces cute girls
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i boil tap water before drinking it
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>>57197795
decker vs dracula was the best series yet, Tim is a diva and needs to hand over creative control to someone with vision
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>>57197730
>>57197730
antidepressant/insomnia
if he's on 15mg it's for insomnia probably
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>>57197790
>i'll get a gf and make her my wife regardless of my true feelings because i am a decent, upstanding, normal person that actually respects himself
You clearly have no self respect if you could lie to a woman your whole life about that kind of thing. Enjoy being cucked by the inevitable divorce settlement when she gets bored and goes off to fuck Jamal.
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i boil toilet water before drinking it
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>>57197813
oh dear
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>drinking water
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fucking hell, /brit/, lighten up you dour cunts
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>>57197889
>>57197889
>>57197889

new thread
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>>57197813
>Love Live
Watch better anime
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXBxfmGoVkg
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>>57197905
i don't watch anime
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>>57197813
good lad
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>>57197843
stop replying to me faggot
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>>57197832
>DvD was a waste, a creative and emotional disaster. Tim trusted Gregg and he blew it. It's time to take Decker back to what it's really about and that's about making.. a promise.. to the American way of life. Decker was one of the true great American heroes up there with Bill Crystal and Tom Cruise. Enough is enough Greggposters. It's time to stop.
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>>57197715
>what's the relevance
>are crumpets natural? oh wait, that's right, they're manufactured. you shithead.
>human beings aren't naturally repulsed by things arbitrarily.
>naturally

>>57197724
>I'm a hardworking normal guy, except for the fact I like guys, and I think there's nothing wrong with that.
except there is something wrong with that. homosexuality is wrong in principle. it doesn't matter what type of homosexual you are. that you are 'homosexual' at all is sufficient for wrongness.

as far as why it's wrong in principle. no, that's not a circular statement, I simply haven't explained exactly how yet. ask me and I will, probably in the next thread.
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>>57197818
True. I want to spread my clean genes to all of them, tbqh
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>>57197906

what genre is that
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>>57197813
why do i get attracted by chinese girls so easily
i don't even watch anime
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>>57196146
If this is true the baby is not yours. She basically initiated and it is to soon to find out she is pregnant the next morning.
I mean come without the preggers bit the story is too good to be true, she wants you to be the father of her chad baby.
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>>57198054
i know what you mean
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*shits in a plastic barrel and lets it ferment in the hot sun for 2 weeks*
*opens the lid and huffs*
ahhh, yes.
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>>57195923
this
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>>57199685
new
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