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Taxi driver from hell edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O_prFMCgfU
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGpaj2nHIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laGvKtPZYQ&feature=youtu.be
made a video for my gf
would really appreciate it if you lads watched it
>>57192589
FOY
who /allnighterlikeamadcunt/ here
Crayon Pop
Asuka.
maisie
>>57192589
made it to "hi baby girl" then couldn't take any more
Le Pen
Everything that's worth doing has already been done
*Puts down Economist*
Hmm
*Picks up New Yorker*
>>57192509
this 2bh
>>57192589
but it's not for us, unless...
*gasp*
*blushes*
... we're your gf...
>>57192509
stop this
are these those wooden yank houses that always get talked about
>>57192611
dont
simply dont
APRIL FOOLS!
Haha got you lads. More jokes and pranks to follow please subscribe.
>>57192692
Nah. That's Svens house.
>life
does a string of serious sexual assaults count as an april fool's day joke?
>>57192609
almost certainly not
Save the steel industry! Re-open the coal mines and the cotton mills! Bail out the blacksmiths! Re-open the canals!
>tfw need a shit
>Mums bedroom is above the bathroom
>Her bed is pretty much above the toilet
>She gives me grief when I go for a late night poo because she can hear it splashing
>Don't want to incur her wrath
>Don't want to shit myself either
Life or death situation here lads
>>57192750
hella weak
>Save the steel industry! Re-open the coal mines and the cotton mills! Bail out the blacksmiths! Re-open the canals!
>>57192709
hes done you again steve
it's friday
>>57192783
put down toilet paper in the bog and there won't be a splash
>>57192816
you got me
don't let /brit/ die
>>57192799
Can't imagine the torment of not living somewhere with a nice canal desu
Bring back child chimney sweeps!
bantz day
Post farages
>>57192886
>tfw just have a river
>>57192886
Imagine having your own canal boat and being able to go to work in it. No traffic.
hello is this /brit/ i got lost in another thread
>listening to anime soundtracks
>>57192791
get out of my sight
>>57192874
*revives /brit/*
>>57192748
only on a white cis male
>>57192824
That is an excellent suggestion lad and I will put your advice into action now. I see a great future for you if you keep this up
Haha lads, apparently there's a fucking World of Warcraft movie coming out.
I just looked at the trailer... holy fuck what a CRINGE. Haven't cringed this hard in a long while. Bunch of sad virgin neeks.
>>57192939
love his videos
>>57192951
wew
Listening to Roxette's 'It must have been love' on TV. Pretty Woman is on. TFW no tart with a heart in my life.
>>57192898
this desu, looks comfy
>>57192923
wish I was a river gypsy
>>57192939
it's too late, doc, he's gone...
*closeup of heart monitor*
*beep*
*beep*
*/brit/ gasps and bolts upright*
>>57192951
blooming heck
>>57192973
I like Warcraft but the movie looks fucking pathetic
Nice day out, Cali weather
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/apr/1/nigel-farage-official-resignation-suzanne-evans-row
WEW are nige has officially stepped down as leader, should have kept his promise and done it after the 2015 election imo
one of the stick bits on my frameless glasses has become very stiff
why are yanks so retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk0aqyMltRA
>>57193044
tricked!
>>57192934
*does so*
>>57193037
this they're taking themselves way too serious
How to make britain great again: leave the EU, abandon market economics and therefore declaring ourselves debt free, get donations from russia and china for supporting communism.
george osborne is an idiot. I just fixed the deficit right there
world just blew up!
>>57192923
Feel like I'd have to associate with all the weirdy-beardies that you get on them though. Not my cup of tea.
>>57193041
looks nice m8. where bouts in california?
>what are you looking at naughty boy?
>>57193041
is dat some vineyards
playing with t'willy
fooled!
it didnt blow up!
>>57192973
I played that in their shops once. Was with a geek friend and he wanted to go there. The staff taught me how to play. You roll a six sided dice or something and move some people about a board. There are marine types and skirmisher types. It seemed like a decent enough pastime.
giz some good april fools jokes then ya silly cunts
>>57193139
I don't think my heart can take much more of this trickery
>>57193114
The Rafidah are a disease to this ummah, there is no cure for them except the sword!
>>57193041
Here take this picture I took a while ago in return! Look how lovely the weather is
>>57193145
this made me mad, well done.
>>57193099
wait a sec......are you an elitist?
get absolutely fucked
>>57193103
Ventura county, 805
About 50 miles north-west of LA
been over a month since I washed anything but my hands
>>57193204
notified the drone pilots heh noffin personal kiddo
>>57193213
alri 14th century yeoman
>>57193172
blaze it
>>57193145
ur thinking of warhammer 40k and games workshop m8
the lad said world of warcraft
wtz ur bbm pin
>>57193069
Theres a human orc love arc in it lol. How could you possibly find orcs attractive. Shitty romance shoehorned into a movie is my pet peeve
>>57193149
ur gay lol
Why do you create new thrads so fast? Do you have nothing to do or what?
>>57193269
would bang a shorc desu
>>57193247
What's the difference? It's all lord of the rings universe isn't it?
>>57193227
Silly toothpaste.
>>57193172
Looks like Texas got sucked into Silent Hill
>>57193115
I have no idea what they're growing over there, mainly state wide tho it's almonds and avocados and just about every fruit you can imagine.
It's nice driving through a strawberry field. The air gets all sweet.
http://foxylemur.tumblr.com/tagged/me/
http://fakesmiles-xx.tumblr.com/tagged/me
good posts
>>57193309
heres youre (You)
>>57193309
one of them is an online computer game
the other involves painting models and throwing dice
>>57193290
no, not really
>>57193037
>>57193069
If I hear that there's been adverts for it on telly I'm going to be peeved.
Families who want nothing to do with gay little video games forced to watch through that cringey rubbish.
gunslinger bladedancer or nightstalker?
>>57193190
Once when kayaking the river I encountered an old man sitting under the motorway overpass, jingling a pair of Baoding balls in one hand.
I felt it safer not to stop to talk to the river warlock.
>>57193394
but you don't belong here.
>>57193290
Not since the livestock perished in the summer of '07. The bank took the farm shortly after. Mother took it worst, she hanged herself less than six months later. It was a tuesday. Father walked out after that, left me to take care of the little'uns. We hopped from farm to farm, heading west, doing whatever work we could find. But little Bessy got the shakes real bad and then Elwood got dragged under a traction engine. Now it's just me, and there ain't much work out Californy way, I tell you that.
>>57193423
gunslinger
>>57193423
you should pick willykisser lad lol
>your hoes toes is fucked!
Ahhh danny you madman
>>57193431
racist
>>57193432
Interesting life you have there. R8 my English also.
>>57193408
Stop acting like you're disgusted at gamers. It's nearly 1 am on a Friday morning and you're still browsing the chon
fucking hell lads I just saw a fucking guy in a suit
I bet he's a fucking BANKER and bought that suit with his BONUS!! FUCK that makes me MAD comrades
what do I do to him
>>57193508
Very good
>>57193423
obvious choice,
pilgrim..
heads
shoulders
knees
toes
wait a minute....
>>57193513
comrades?
alri aisha? giz us some nudes u lovely gal
Just done a lovely little wank.
ingrown toe nail is doing quite a large bleed
>>57193513
>comrades
burn that capitalistic scum immediately.
its good
>>57193426
didnt even know a river went through bath tooby fair. anyway confirmed for elitist probably was a very respectable individual
used to go sailing in the ribble on occasion but usually weather was too grim
ahhhhhhhhh yes
>>57193605
massage it out pussio the pain will feel great in the end
>>57193605
oi, you (sorry, just needed to get your attention)
please to be repeating the thing that ulster can
do to sort out his ip or whatever
>>57193730
was just soaking it in water with loads of salt
tipped the water out and it was bright red
now it won't stop bleeding, blood all over my floor
business idea: stop terrorism
Fucking hate this country.
business idea: post pictures of men wearing hats on the internet
>Animal Collective went to shit after Merriweather Post Pavillion
>>57193801
fucking hell rip
Where's all the late night Brits?
>>57193796
http://desustorage.org/int/search/text/lease%20time
top post
x
And we're going to brew a cup of tea, and we're going to use a big, beautiful Clipper tea bag. This cup of tea will be so good you won't even believe it. I know about making tea, I've been making tea for decades. You know who knows about tea-making? Chyina. We need to make tea as well as China, folks, and we're not at the moment. Sad!
watching green mile
watched the second half first, now watching the first half
*ducks behind a pillar*
>>57193822
A mere 10 seconds was all it took me to shatter your nonsense to pieces. Nothing personell, kid.
>>57193866
absolute madman
>>57193822
Weakest bait I've ever seen
>wrong blue
>ms paint border on the logo
>jpg artifacts
Apply youreself
The Last Leg is so smuggy liberal. I fucking hate it. Sneering spacker tosspots.
time to roll another joint
>>57193866
Fucking spanner
Great film, always makes me sob
>>57193962
I love the
BIG
>>57193930
>haha I've got 1 leg btw
>here's my mate look at his hands that's dead weird innit
>what's your disability?
>oh I'm just a curly haired ginger twat with shit teeth lol
>nice one anyway UKIP's a bit shit innit haha
Who was that pale communist lass you guys were always posting?
I bet most of you have got fucking horrible taste in music.
ninja's pom pom'ing
>>57194016
sara
>2016
>not worshiping Sol Invictus
watching "worth a buy" videos on games i have no intention of ever playing
>>57194034
pls r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs
>>57194016
Sara
there's Aisha too, the one that sucks in her cheek to make her jawline stand out more
>>57194034
I literally listen to the beatles, so just try and tell me i have shit taste
Going to bed. Please wish me sweet dreams as I am typically ailed with a distinct lack of any dreams at all.
>beatles
not a fan
>>57194100
may your dreams be sweeter than a sweet thing coated in sugar
Free the nipple, lads.
I'm very proud of myself, I have pioneered the term 'velamigo', combining both 'vela' (a very popular word over there) and 'amigo' into an amusing portmanteau! I am the first person to ever do this on /int/ apparently.
Do you think this will ingratiate with our Christian fellows over in /lat/?
Why is she so perfect, lads?
>>57194100
night night sleep tight don't let the beddy bugs bite x
(sweet dreams too)
>>57194118
lolzzzz
>>57194057
>That fat manlet not being able to get his hand high enough to spin the girl
Made me chuckle.
>>57194093
Kek it's so bait when she sucks her jaw in
Narcissistic cunt
>>57194135
>sixth months early
baka
Shaving anus hair
y/n?
Retards.
>>>/pol/69513655
literally watching cory in the house lads
9.5/10 show
>>57194154
who is she
what is this from
why do you post these webms
>>57194093
>>57194046
Thinking of firing up some twatter and debating a qt.
What's her handle?
anyone know how i can make my toe stop bleeding so i can go to bed without waking up and looking like i had my period everywhere
>>57194186
Like shooting fish in a barrel
>>>/pol/69514056
>>57194100
nighty ni
then tonight i shall make an appearance in your dreams
Recommend me something to wank to
>>57194185
Confucius say
Man who shaves bum only does so once
>>57193930
And they aren't even the worst things on it. Wossy should but his head in the fucking oven, the cunt.
>>57194185
yeah
suppresses farts
>>57194190
best anime around
>>57194216
dress it
>>57194185
Ofcourse yes. I'm not a faggot with hairy smelly ass, ew.
>>57194253
in a cute skirt?
>>57194234
Finally, a reprieve from you invading my nightmares
>>57194239
Based Dano's face
>>57194279
Yes
>>57194214
@ssaradavison
@communistloser
Aisha (communistloser) is a huge slag, wants to do pole dancing at a strip club to make money cause she's too incompetent to get a normal job. also posts semi-naked pics from time to time
sara isn't as slaggy, but she's just as deluded with the whole commie shit
Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning
Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
I am the human equivalent of a shiny charizard
>>57194185
if you can handle how itchy it will be yis
>>57194239
classic Paul Dano pic m8
>>57194325
something only fat nerds care about
HA
>>57194229
I remember a few months back someone trolled /pol/ with this crap about remaking 12 Angry Men with an entirely black cast, posted a fake link to some story and they all lost their shit. Don't think a single one bothered to check the "source" and see it was utter crap.
>>57194197
because I am bored
>>57194343
wow, harsh
apologise to him at once
someone post a good arse
>southern ''people'''''
>>57194356
what happens in this show
where's that irish lad
>>>/r9k/27540408
>>57194325
Something children play with?
Nonce
>>57194365
yeah was a bit out of line wasnt it
>>57194325
very sorry for my earlier comment lad, didn't mean any of it
>>57194416
You're a good lad
>not saving your boipussy
lmao faggots
>im pretty sure those 2 girls are lesbeans someone once dumped an entire folder of pics with them together in a thread, i think they even got married
wew
>>57194416
thanks
:/
having some lickerise sweeties
feel like drugs have absolutely fucked my shit up t-b-h
>>57194451
>lickerise
where is everybody? i ditched /brit/ earlier when everyone was spamming moon runes. did you kill /brit/, faggots?
wont be washing tonight
>>57194507
>wont be washing tonight
Morning shower master race
>>57194367
>>57194521
>Morning
>being awake in the morning
>>57194504
that was like 6 hours ago you fucking idiot
>>57194383
laughing at stupid people and patriarchy
>>57194418
cracking arse on that
>>57194537
Cara can never sort your life out m8, you have to do that for yourself :)
>>57194504
Everyone is getting a good night's sleep. Big plans for pranks tomorrow, we all need to fresh and alert.
>>57194504
the janny did
absolutely can't stand girls with tattoos
they scream daddy issues to me
why ruin your body with some stupid shitty gaudy tattoo
i don't like piercings either but to a lesser extent
>>57194607
>gif
fuck off
>>57194521
>>57194537
>they dont have one in the morn', one in the nite
>>57194606
this desu. a little tattoo can be ok but some big ones or multiple ones are retarded
>>57194606
why do autists on 4chan get so asshurt about tattoos?
>>57194306
Thanks lad, will post results
look what i just found
>>>/tv/67692037
>1 or 2 posts per minute
Ah yes, very impressive
ah, well, *clears throat*, emm, yes, indeed.
miht do a splif
going to sleep
hopefully i do not bleed to death
good night x
/brit/ wasn't saved it was just undead
>>57194774
nighty night x
>>57194774
rip lid
weed makes you gay and dumb
Lads, give my new album a listen. I GUARANTEE you'll think it's a banger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMuoB7M6B6w
>>57194774
cyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd7LcaXZzUs
worth a watch 2bh
I am a gender dysmorphic bi-genitalia pansexual and I demand representation!
I wish I could be a Brit and one of the "lads"
Talking to Anna. I should have let.go.
>>57194806
choon
>>57194891
same
>>57194817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ
>tfw friend from England introduced me to Mosley
post >yfw you realise the "anna" guy is more of a stalker than poleaboo but intelligent enough not to tell everyone exactly what he does
need that cute girl from bakers delight to be my gf desu
>>57194937
dunno who this anna guy is
wait for it...
*waits for it*
>>57194888
stop opressing me greg
here it is
>>57194937
>it's a 'try to get my name out there by making a post about myself from a 3rd person perspective' episode
>>57194921
I want to hear that whole speech 2bh
>>57194888
heh thats pretty funny. saved ;)
what is more important to perfect lucidity and achieving oness with the quantum mind, a healthy pineal gland or a fully open third eye
IM CUMMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
reeeeeee when is the archive search function going to work properly
i'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life
>>57195031
good post
going to let out a scream when I do a cum later
reddit is proof that democracy is shit
>>57195042
cartman, i love you
>>57195028
not browsing this shitheap for one
rate my oc
>>57195065
rasheed
>>57194891
>>57194906
um, there is a rite of passage to being a lad you know?
Step 1: Be British
Step 2: Spray an entire Lynx can in the Year 8 changing rooms at least once
Step 3: Kick the ball over the fence at least once
Step 4: Have those black school shoes that curved the ball like mad
Step 5: Go on tour with the lads at least once
Step 6: Pull slags at the club with the lads
Step 7: Occasionally dish out some quality banter
>>57195080
It's good m8
>>57195028
>runts still harping on about ajna, when sahasrara is the key to oneness
By 2025, the UK is projected to have the highest levels of obese women in Europe (38%), followed by Republic of Ireland (37%) and Malta (34%)
>The study, which pooled data from adults in 186 countries, found that the number of obese people worldwide had risen from 105 million in 1975 to 641 million in 2014.
>Global obesity rates among men went up from 3.2% in 1975 to 10.8%, while among women they rose from 6.4 % in 1975 to 14.9%.
Fucking fatties reee
went to bakers delight to see if the cute girl was working there (she was -- see my earlier post)
i think she likes me and i definitely like her. went there to buy a scone but almost broke into tears because i forgot how to pronounce 'scone' (there's a town called scone which is pronounced one way, and the food is pronounced another way), so i had to quickly google it and return.
regardless i think she is smitten boys
Why is she do damn perfect lads?
>>57195094
1, 3, 4
maybe 7 :3
free speech was a mistake t-b-q-h-w-y-m-f-a-f
>>57195127
fuck off brum you gay sari wearing cunt
>>57195087
hilo redditino
>>57195131
nice, happy for you x
>>57195094
look if you want to say that no one in /brit/ adheres to being a "lad" just come out with it
can't wait until its 4am and all the good posters become active
>>57195128
fucking hell, we dont already have the fattest in europe?
seems like a silver lining to me
checking some 9gag tabs, firin' up le reddit ;)
>>57195131
How did you end up pronouncing scone?
>>57195128
might just swim to australia desu
>>57195094
>Step 2: Spray an entire Lynx can in the Year 8 changing rooms at least once
reeeeeeeee hate those cunts who did this
>>57195174
So in like 4 hours?
I'm drinking tea and post on /brit/, i think this is enough to be considered lad.
>>57195201
2 and a half
>>57195174
>It's only 1:35
feels later for some reason
>>57195131
hope you pronounced it skon
>>57195174
well ya boo sucks to you
>>57195194
its called a knacker shower
>>57195189
scone as in gone
the town is pronounced like scone as in tone though so i always get mixed up
>>57195217
idk what this means desu
>>57195212
>only 1:35
neets be gone
>>57195208
real nigga hours?
>>57195223
Good lad
Cara is talking about her depression on Twitter
https://twitter.com/Caradelevingne
>>57195254
well fuck you too, if you want me to be crass about it
>>57195212
this 2bh even though its actually an hour later here
Suffering from a lack of (you)s today tbqh
>>57195191
You'll probably fucking float over
>>57195259
yeh
>>57195278
wow i don't know why you would respond like thisl you're a real nigger hours poster
Am I lad?? Pls tell me I'm lad. plssss ;-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>57194937
I haven't seen her in 4 months
want sara to take a shit in my mouth 2bh
>>57195314
nah, but I might lash a few together and sail over on a blubber raft
>>57195346
Don't think she does poos.
>>57195212
this
>>57195255
professional poker player lad
>>57195334
harumph, it was the implication that the best posters (yours truly) weren't already here
anyway xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
>>57195340
"lads" are usually wankers, you don't want to be a "lad"
>>57195267
what the fark is this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDnr0HAjKPL/
alri
>>57195405
good post
>>57195388
nah you're in my top 5 posters desu :3
>>57195379
might pay ribena to beak into her house and set up a camera in her bathroom
>>57195405
haha
>>57195405
I cannot handle being tricked this many times. I am a nervous wreck. I don't know what to believe any more.
*pinches and punches you*
pinch punch firs day of the month haha
>>57195413
luc besson about to rape dane dehaan
>>57195421
about to spark up
ur mate has died
HAHA APREL FOOLS
Sorry Aussies, this is not for you.
>>57195442
*sues you for assault*
>>57195432
xox
>>57195442
*slaps and kicks you*
slap kick for being a dick
>>57195433
I'll beat you senseless with my hardback copy of Das Kapital if you do.
howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvB0w4-SqUM
>>57195488
>ur mate
couldn't fool me 'mate'
One more "prank" and I think my heart will just give up desu.
>>57195536
does /tv/ still talk about Drive? use to browse it back in 2012-2013 not sure what they're doing anymore desu
stop calling me "mate" yeah? I'm not your fucking mate
>>57195569
*molests you*
it's just a prank bro
>>57195536
good
your mom is my mate
>>57195581
steady on lad
>>57195581
haha alright mate
*turns away while trying to hold back a laugh and looking at everyone else as if to say "who invited this obese seppo?"*
>>57195588
*dies in your arms*
>>57195632
excellent post
Daily reminder
What GCSEs did you get /Brit/?
Also do you want a hug
>>57195515
>hardback
needless expenditure, wasteful even
>>57195656
>>57195656
>>57195656
new thread
>>57195646
big fan of ordering these statements by length
>>57195646
yeah, but
#NotAllMuslims
>>57195667
Alright
>>57195699
found the paki, alri
Lads I hate my life and I just might kill myself, but here's the catch, I won't do it now lol, get fooled hehe
