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If I offered to fly one of you to a remote place, gave you a map with our "game zone" marked, a gun, and some basic supplies, would you give surviving in it a year a shot?
Bonus: I'll do it too and I'll do it without a gun, giving you the upper hand if we meet.
My property is about 120 acres in northwestern canada.
>>27526632
yes
fucking original as fuck familia
>>27526632
does the gun have ammunition and whatnot?
>>27526632
So is it about killing each other or just surviving?
Shit mang i don't wanna get axed
Tell us about that game you started to make but never finished.
Not really a game but I wrote a story based in the town of Silent Hill, it got to 160 pages long. I really would like to make a game out of it but I would get sued even if I made Quiet Mountain or something like that.
Oh well.
>>27526625
>>27526641
wow you guys are a bunch of lame fucking nerds
>>27526649
I fart in your mom's pussy regularly, bozo.
They're all judging you.
Not a single one thinks you're attractive.
Uh except Stacies do think I'm attractive, enough to approach me and try to start conversations. I'm just so autistic that I can't get them to stay.
I'm not even into girls but that would make me nervous.
Only the second girl on the left looks friendly and non-judgmental.
>>27526538
>tfw don't feel any desire or attraction to any of them
I guess porn really did fuck my brain up
You think your memes could make her yours?
>>27526464
My memes are the best. Other guys may have the looks, and the heart, but I have the memes on LOCK. I have memes you kids haven't even fucking seen
>>27526464
Just go to r/funny and sort by highest rated
Message her
"What's up you meme loving fuck"
Obviously send a dick pic as well, she's chubby, but I would definitely fuck her. I say this as a virgin, mind you.
Why is every depression community so shit?
only faggots want to talk about being depressed
because every scenario leaves you depressed still
>anon posts a positive response
>FUCKING NORMIE, REEE
>anyone with the slightest of bit of hope obviously doesn't understand true pain
>I should kill myself to get away from these cunts
>anon posts a negative response
>wow, this guy gets how shit life is
>I should keep making posts about hating life to validate my feelings with others
>or maybe I should just kill myself because life is worthless
>>27526430
Because they get infiltrated by memers who think they're depressed when they feel sad about not going out a single friday.
Employment feels thread
>tfw work office job for a year
>feeling of dread that I'll be there forever.
>made some work friends that I like.
>realize that I will miss them if I leave or they do.
Anyone wanna share their employment feels?
Worked in another state for awhile
>southern state so all was chill
>everyone was super nice
>we always took 30 min breaks and just talked
>it was like being in a functional family
>I wanted to return to the west coast
>friend there begged me not to go
>I left and feel nothing
Wtf if wrong with me?
>>27526395
Fellow office wagie here.
I was entry level for about 7 months, got a temp promotion for 3 months to fill in a mat leave. Applied for the same role in another area, got rejected however was again temp assigned to another area again for 4 months I finished that about 2 months ago and was permanently promoted to the role I originally applied for 1.5 months ago.
I'm confident that if I do as good of a job as I was doing else where that in another year or three I'll be promoted again.
>feels
>All those married milfs that enjoy a bit of flirting
JUST
>>27526395
>>27526534
Is it possible to get an office job if I only have production experience?
Opinions on this child?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGVtK2_5UYk
Basically I'm having a crisis because this eleven-year-old will have literally thousands of suitors, billions of orbiters, and hundreds of friends by the time she's legal.And I wont get to be in any of those categories except orbiter
>>27526172
that was so fuckign stupid its actually crazy
>>27526172
>11 year old girls can make videos on the internet and make shitty jokes about weed and dragon dildos and hundreds of thousands of people will watch them
I'm done. The internet is on like it's 19th layer of irony and I just can't keep up.
>>27526284
life imitates memes
Any fembots looking for a spergy, lanky, brooding, musician?
>>27526165
any fembots looking for a spergy, anime loving, stubby, brooding, wageslave?
Yh ill bite. And im lonely. What music do you make or what do you play?
>>27526175
>women.
>lonely
Ha, tranny detected.
Can you recommend me some anime robots?
I liked Neon Genesis, Serial Experiments Lain, Ghost in the Shell 1 and 2, Madoka Magicka, Mushi-shi, Oreimo, Watamote, stuff like that.
Samui Champloo is my all time favorite anime. It's not as "hardcore" I guess, but if you haven't seen it I would give it a try.
>>27526049
Woops I meant Samuri Champloo. Damn phone is auto correcting.
>>27526049
Whats it about? anoncomment
Why do normies have such shit tier taste in porn?
I know what you're talking about. I don't watch porn, but goddamn every time I see this shit, it's so bizarre. Normies love the fakest moaning, most bolt-on tittied women. It's bizarre.
>>27525968
The most popular porn whore in history is Jenna Jameson, a fake, plastic, fake moaning, cum dodging, vanilla bore.
Only normies could drive such hype and fame off such minimal talents.
That or the Jews.
>>27526016
I just don't understand it. They're so plastic and fake, and normies eat it up. Same with most big pornstars. Even my brother and only friend, we've talked about porn a few time and they just love this fake this.
Post a woman more perfect than this.
I'll wait.
Perfection either doesn't exist or is subjective, particularly in relation to a visual stimulai.
No woman is more perfect than one who fucks me
this is the most perfect woman
>When Amerifats use 2 letter abreviations for their states and expect the rest of us to have a clue what they mean
Why you do it?
HI reporting in as literally the worst place for a robot to live.
>They say the live in new England and don't specify the country.
>>27525700
We don't know most of them either
What's your opinion on this /r9k/?
why dont they sell plan B pills in a bottle to keep in your washroom?
dont get the pic
what is she holding?
>>27525562
Plan B aka the morning after pill
It's to stop pregnancy
>Go to burger place with parents
>Mom points out this dude and says to me
>"See that guy over there with his girlfriend? if he could get one then you could definitely get one"
>I look over
>It's an ugly White guy with an Asian girlfriend
My mom is so naive to what's going on thereWhites can't be robots
>tfw white and still a complete failure in all aspects of life
I'm even shit at the games I play. It's a rough world my friend, we never had a chance.
>White
>6'2"
>Obese
>Balding
>Can't make conversation
>No IRL friends in five years
>KV
SAY THAT TO MY FACE, TYRONE
>>27525386
>Whites can't be robots
Kill yourself, tyrone
Is fapping to futanari gay? I don't find men attractive, but there's something about a thick juicy dick in between the legs of a qt girl that gets me going.
I remember when I used to say that.
No, it's bi.
>>27525304
Yes you're a faggot. Liking penis makes you a faggot. You just want a girl attached to it because you're in denial that you're a faggot.
