What's in the box, robots?
whats
in
the
fucking
box
Dismembered lady
Please
Dragon dildoz
What do I say on Tinder?
I made a Chad profile and literally every single girl is a match. I got something like 80 matches today and then stopped playing. I think 9/10 girls was a match.
What the fuck do I say?
The account is fake so I will never see them or anything. I want to make them feel bad. Really, truly bad. At their core.
Patronize them. Throw in a few insults while you compliment them. Talk about the massive amounts of girls you've fucked and say they don't even compare. Have them open up to you then make fun of them for it.
>>27533356
Yeah but like, what do I specifically say to start? They all look the same to me. One of them has a really big nose though.
Shit now they're messaging me "hey". What do I say back?
I will say pretty much anything at all you guys tell me to.
Is there anything worse than being a virgin?
>>27533173
Having an STD/Unwanted baby
>>27533173
If your life is all about having sex and so being a virgin concerns you so much that you don't think there is anything worse than that, then there is something worse. You.
>>27533173
knowing ugly fat people who aren't
>buy earpods
>earpods break after 1 week because fuck me, bad luck is my brother.
>go back to the store to change them
>shop assistant tells me to let her see where the problem comes from
>she orders me to play some music
>hoshit.jpg, I don't have any normie song and 4g isnt working
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That sucks OP, had a similar experience with an edgy rap song.
>>27533081
Was it Cruel angel's thesis?
you know what to do OPjust kys
are there any other dating sites? i mean i think that okcupid and tinder are ok but i dont have any luck with this. also, it will be nice to share some experiences, is the first time i want to try online dating so any advice will we helpfull
>>27533061
BlendR android app ALL THE WAY!
Googeling peer group specific dating sites (for disabled, mentally disabled, christians, muslims, etc. can work as well.
my brother found his wife on POF, even though she's really really fat
to be honest though, if you're using online dating, you will get one of
>crazy, batshit insane
>used up slut
>old christmas cake, not in a good way
>fatty, as in 250+ pounds
>physically deformed face
and you will have to treat them like a princess to get any attention back from them because that's how the game is set up
>>27534076
How can anyone be so picky if theyre desperate enough to use dating sites?
Greentext your daily schedule /r9k/
>be me
>wake up
>shit
>shower
>force feed
>drive to work
>work for 12 hours straight, often without a break
>come home
>eat again
>get into bed
>browse 4chan a bitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>wake up
>coffee and cigarette
>shower
>work 9 to 5
>home
>drink
>pass out
>wake up
>browse 4chan
>shower/brush teeth
>browse 4chan
>eat breakfast
>4chan
>drive to work
>work 8 hours
>drive home
>4chan until I fall asleep
>wake up
>smoke cigarette
>puke, feel miserable
>wish I was dead
>go to work or start doing work, usually school stuff from noon-8 or so with sporadic breaks
>take drugs
>smoke weed
>scope out suicide methods online
>read science fiction until I pass out
>rinse and repeat
who /vegan or vegetarian/ here?
Been vegan for half a year now, here's some of the positives
>less acne
>slimmer face and body
>slightly more energetic and better mood
>saving animals lives
and some negatives
>your normie friends actually justify the suffering and death of animals so you get in heated debates with them all the time
>your family still won't go...
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Please kill yourself, everyone fukcing hates vegans for a reason.
>>27532810
I'm pescatarian. I'll only eat fish if they're wild caught tho. I realize that predatorial relationships are a part of the natural order. I don't consider animals raised in captivity to be part of the natural food chain so I don't eat them. I want to be a vegetarian someday tho
You sound like a fucking faggot. Kys
>Americans call this thing "pizza"
>>27532729
that's not pizza, that's shit.
Now, a $5 Hot-N-Ready is true pizza.
>frozen food is shit
No, really?
>italians call table scraps scooped onto a thin piece of cardboord and baked at the temperature of the sun """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Why are women so beautiful /r9k/?
>>27532331
Some people say she has ugly feet but I think they're great and I'd love to slather her soles
>>27532331
>Why are women so beautiful /r9k/?
They're not. Try jerking off (and no edging chinaman bullshit) then look at one again.
she was so top tier in her breaking bad era
in jessica jones she took a fucking nose dove and doesn't even look like the same person anymore. it's the haircut, she should have kept the bangs to hide her five head
If she isn't a virgin she is a slut.
>>27532268
hahahahaahhaa
If he is a virgin he's a loser.
>>27532268
And this is why you're a virgin.
nopussy4ublox
I was just invited to a wedding that will last an entire day.
Apparently there is no way I can reject it, as the person getting married is a close co worker of mine.
How do I survive this? I have 0 social skills, hate dancing, hate being around people, hate pretty much everything except my work.
Holy fuck... last time I was at a wedding was when I was a child, my parents kept bringing me to these shitfests and there was literally nothing I could do to avoid them.
Now, I actually HAVE TO GO ALONE.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Find the oldest people in the room and sit with them.
Just don't go, simple as that.
Find an excuse.
Get drunk
Original
Hey niggers, ever wondered if maybe it's not us, it's you?
>It's an issue that whites don't want to live around disgusting brown parasites
>it's an issue that east asians don't want to live around disgusting brown parasites
k
>>27532233
>Argentina
93% white, no issues here
>using the old imperial-style japanese flag
i guess anyone watching mtv news would be too retarded to recognize a red dot centered on a white background
Enough. I have fucking had it with normies. They will never understand our pain. Why do they steal the things we use to express it?
>bitching about taking customers while a store is still open because they want to leave early
People who are unwilling to work are a serious problem desu.
>>27532128
>our pain
So what deep pain are you carrying in your heart, special snowflake? Your oneitis started dating a guy because you were too beta to ever talk to her?
>>27532711
My father killed himself when I was thirteen, I am unable to leave my house, I am scared of people, I have no friends, I am ugly, I hate myself, I am going to kill myself soon. Is that enough for you, faggot?
/r9k/ I just dont get it.
My dick looks big, it feels big, it looks like a good peenus
I have even been told it was a nice cock once (I sent a pic cuz I am retarded)
but when I measure it it only gets up to just over 5 inches.
is penis size a meme? also talk about your penises.
>>27531995
Mine has shrunk an inch over 2years. Was 8.5 now obviously 7.5...wont need it again anyway so fuck it
>>27532093
I remember when I was 15 my dick was reaching 6 inches, it seemed on the way to go over but now like I said its barely 5.
why does this happen
>>27532093
>>27532127
Low test.
You got flabby as well, I'd wager.
Why don't you believe in god /r9k/?
Why do you let the filth of this place infect your mind instead of harnassing good righteous values?
I'm not saying you have to go to church, or select a specific denomination, but this place reeks of sin.
>Tranny/cucks - Lust demons
>Neets - Sloth demons
>Femanons - Greed demons
>Ree frogposters - Wrath demons
>Tfw no gf posters - Envy demons
>Normalfags...
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>>27531978
I'm a Christian yet I spend all day on 4chan...what do you suggest?
I try to stick to the more "wholesome" threads though
>>27531978
>Why don't you believe in god
I REFUSE to believe in any GOD whose """"worshipers"""" call fellow humans "demons"
or at the very least I would disagree with that specific religion's practices
>>27532045
Walk the path anon. There is nothing inherently wrong with browsing this board. Just hold your morals close to your heart, and do not let the negativity change you.
>>27532077
They are sick humans that have been infected by demonic ways anon. They can still change, but at the moment they are putrid shells of what they could be. I'm speaking from experience. I've been to hell and back. I have seen the darkness and do not wish it upon anyone.