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Who /eats food in the parking lot/ here?
>>27541438
It make me feel sad.. i don't know why though
>>27541438
/joeys world tour/ thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whgdme0Y81s
>>27541438
It's one of the comfiest things in the world, op.
I on the road a lot for work and parking lot meals are the best.
Not fat enough to eat a whole pizza though.
Chart thead, the last one from a few nights ago 404'd. I'll put mine in.
Here's a little filler for the bot, because I feel like this thread has existed before, recently or otherwise.
>>27541086
Here's the blank one, 'cos I'm a dumb fuck.
>>27541086
Too lazy to make a /r9k/ version.
>>27541149
Why coke zero, man? Ya nasty.
Is it too late to turn your life around at 24?
God damn I've been asking myself the exact same question.
>24
>too late
Its the matter of if you really fucking want to or not and stick with it
considering you're a robot yes
if you were a normalfag you could still become a multimillionaire :^)
>decide it's time to get help for my crippling social anxiety
>spend weeks trying to muster the courage to make phone calls to doctors
>finally sit down and pull up the list of phone numbers
>first one goes straight to voice mail
>"I'm sorry, I'm not accepting new patients at this time."
>hear the same message for the second, third, fourth phone number until i've exhausted the entire list
What the fuck? How are people supposed to get help in this country?
>>27539762
>European "medical care"
Supply and demand at work
At least its "free" though you fucking cuck
>>27539781
I live in America you nigger.
Has anyone else had this problem? Is there a way to contact my insurance provider and have them find someone for me?
What does /r9k/ think about To Catch a Predator? Will you be watching Hansen's new show?
To this day, I think the absolute saddest case on To Catch A Predator was that of Dr. Maurice Wolin.
All those years in medical school, flushed down the drain. He lost his medical license, job, wife, children, friends, and freedom.
And then he scrounged up what was left of his money to try to sue, and failed miserably. He's now broke and it's amazing how he hasn't killed himself yet.
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/2283094-181/three-years-later-doctor-takes
>>27538706
>will you be on Hansens new show?
Most likely
>be 15 years old
>getting into an episodes story line
>fuck yeah I bet they're gonna catch some fucked up asshole!
>watch as some poor crippled bastard hobbles up to the doorstep of where the "teenager" lives on crutches
>struggles to sit down
>chris comes our
>starts giving him the usual talk
>poor crippled bastard just nods with his head down, his eyes teary
>chris just made this losers life even worse
>chris will be rich and famous for this
/comfy/ thread, guys.
.2 comin up
i used to be an anventurer but then i toog an arrow to the knee :^)))
.3going through
Is there truly nothing worse than being an oreo cookie blackbot?
I only have friends online (0 IRL) and they all assume I'm white, probably because I say nigger often, and sound white/talk proper.
In real life, I dress "white", talk "white" and act "white", I'm not doing any of this shit on purpose, it's just who I am.
White women would never want me, if they would lower themselves enough to date a nigger, it's going to be a tyrone (Why eat a hershey kiss, when you can have the whole chocelate bar)
Black women would NEVER want me, because I'm seen as a race traitor.
The only women I've had a little bit of luck with are latino women, but still a kissless virgin.
I'm not bad looking, I just am socially awkward.
Sorry for my blog post, I just wanted to vent a little.
>>27537002
Are you me?
>"Lol, you're the whitest black person I know, anon!"
being told off by the whitest fucks around
I was always teased for not liking grape flavored shit too
>>27537002
Uncle Ruckus?
Not origreno
>>27537002
>Black women would NEVER want me, because I'm seen as a race traitor.
If there's black guys like you, there's probably black women similarly afflicted with intelligence and maturity.
It's almost Friday edition
First for microscooters ftw
Post your waifus, gay boys.
>>27535711
microscooter thread?
manlet feels, tfw you had young girls approach you or take interest in you. Also share your experiences with tall girls positive and negative all are welcomed
>>27534718
How do people that good looking even get made?
How can anyone even contend that life is fair? What the actual fuck, man?
>>27534718
Tall girls are the only ones that have shown interest in me
>>27534738
Good genes. Your predecessors were defective for generations.
Road to a better life...
Determine your change by the last two digits of your Number.
OK, rollin
Rollin 4 rick
Rollin', because I've done nothing yet today
https://www.16personalities.com/
Post your results in the thread, let's see what /r9k/ robots get
>>27532623
INTP-T
>letting an online meme test affect your everyday decisions
Top Kek famalamadingdong
ISFP
I agree with the above poster -- it can be useful to help understand a bit more about yourself but don't use it as a horoscope.
INTJis it good?
What's the general consensus on trannies here?
>>27531570
Annoying special snowflakes with unwarranted self importance
>>27531570
Insane dudes. Might be good for a fuck, but other than that stay away.
>>27531570
Some are ok, most are really shitty attention whores who think r9k will give them orbiters and training bfs so they can prepare their boipuccies for Chad.
The sad part is that they usually get what they want, so the problem is within us.
Are there seriously people on this board who have never kissed a girl?
Herpes free and proud of it.
Hkv and still got herpes somehow. Shuts fucked.
>>27529418
welcome, newfriend. I'll be nice since we all were new here once
Yes, a large number of people here have never kissed a girl, and an even larger number of us have never made out with a girl we truly had feelings for.
Just a tip, try to hide your normie status as much as possible here, making remarks like the one you just made will meet with the same response, "FUCK OFF NORMIE, REEEEEEEEEE"
Enjoy your stay!
Lets have an omegle thread
Use the r9k tag to find other robots
ok senpai bake desu>>27517861
>>27517861
>that cute omegle boy will never be my bf
fuck this gay earth
>>27518646
which one to be frank
>tfw 1490 days without a gf
>9269 days with no gf
i heard that in a high squeaky voice cos of the helium
Try 20 years.
