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Is it just R9k meming or has almost every girl being fucked by Chad at one point?
Is pretty much every girl you encounter been one of Chads conquests if only for a night or does Chad just sleep around with a minority of really slutty women?
>Many girls have been with a Chad
>Some girls haven't
>Those ones who haven't, all are primed to want Chad
>They may settle for you, but what are the odds they'll resist a Chad if he comes along?
This is the r9k doctrine on Chad.
>>27550388
20% of the men are having 80% of the women. That's how it is. You can find girls that have never had Chads, but you won't want to fuck them. They're the absolute bottom of the barrel so low that Chad won't fuck them even in his drunken stupor. Welcome to Egalitarianism, bro. Unkess you're above average, you're not even competing.
>>27550423
As if /r9k/ is wrong.
Deep down in your heart you know, you said the truth
Barkeep, I can't fucking wait forever. I am just going to help myself and leave the money in the dosh dispensary.
>that feel when ex texts you for some stupid reason
>tells you how its her boyfriends bday today
>but tells you to have fun at whatever you are doing today
>you are going to get absolutely smashed while her boyfriend probably gets some kind of special treatment from her
life is peachy lads.
>has an ex
Yeah...
>he didn't block her number
Wew
Sorry, this bar is for robots. You will have to go to facebook or to a real life bar.
>you just fapped to "that" again
>about to cum to facial abuse again
>quickly switch to pic of cute, innocent girl from /s/
>splooge without feelings of self-loathing
>fap to a video of myself
>tfw I'm cucked by younger self
>cum during transition
>the heightening of sensitivity during orgasm is wasted on my frustration with the editor
What's /r9k/ beauty routine?
I usually use tinted moisturizer on my face everyday and under eye concealer to cover my dark circles/bags
>>27550125
I showerlike once a week
not even memeing
I rub cum over my cheeks and mouth after I masturbate.
>Wake up
>go through my hair with my Hand
Done.
>3:51 AM
>Too depressed to sleep
>tfw thinking about how I'm going to be alone for the rest of the life
>tfw thinking about how much of a failure I am compared to my feels
how do i stop thinking and sleep
Just know you're not the only one
>4:03 AM
>just staring at the computer screen weighing the pros and cons of death
>so far only pros
>3:06 PM
>sitting here contemplating suicide because I can't bear the meaninglessness existence has to offer, and I am so incredibly alone in a way that no human contact would ever make me feel less lonely
>a girl just send me this "meme" saying that it was me
I'm 5'5.
What the fuck do I reply so I do not sound salty? Fucking bitch called me a manlet
>>27549958
Don't reply. Find another chick. You are a Manlet though.
Ask her "are you coming onto me or something"
she implied that you're handsome.
>so, you think i'm handsome?
should be your response.
What's the dumbest meme that teachers try to push, and why is it that Wikipedia isn't a reliable source?
>implying it's not the holocaust
most of my high school teachers explained wikipedia for what it is - a jumping off point. it isn't a reliable source itself, but it can give you the ideas and point you to the sources you need.
>>27549735
They know Wikipedia is a reliable source, they just want to make research "hard".
>>27549735
the correct answer isSTEM degrees
Life is real fuckin weird
>tfw you look in the mirror and all you see is a meat machine
Life could be weirder
Less existentially depressing
Less meaningless misery
Less meatiness and gravity
Hopefully the next season (if there is one) will be at least a bit more lighthearted
And make me feel less like a robot puppet made of torture juices and fibers
>>27549733
>>27549790
i love late night existential r9k :)
>>27549893
it's 6pm where I am. ya fuck
>sit down and begin eating my Chickenbakeat costco food court
>multicultural crew of juvenile delinquent arrives. Two or three fresh niggas and an asian pothead. Maybe a latino too, IDK other dude was behind a pillar.
>Pothead begins spitting all over the floor near me. To get to the garbage can Id have to walk through his puddle of spit or take a long walk around.
>One of the niggas begins eyeing me
>I maintain eye contact with him for a long time and then he looks away
>asshole begins eyeing me again
(cont'd)
>>27549721
>>>/pol/
Go back to your containment board.
>>27549729
/pol/ has too many blacks
>>27549721
>play lazertag with a bunch of strangers
>all niggers
>they're pretty nice to me
ask someone that's on a train right now
is that your benis
>>27549350
Dat legit your dick ?
>>27549350
where are you going? where did you come from? can you provide timestamp?
anyone here literally so autistic that they blew several chances to get a gf? i just assumed they were being nice because they felt bad for me or were trying to get something from me.
There's nothing wrong with me, I just never made it outside my house if that makes any sense.
>>27549295
I dont know if I had it in the bag but when I was in middle school I developed pretty early so I was tall for my age plus I was better looking as a kid in part because my face was more symmetrical (my jaw and nose became assymetrical as I hit puberty)
Also, I failed 7th grade so I was older. Basically I remeber in one class full of 6th graders I was always told how tall I was by the girls but you see at the time I was told this by all my family members non stop so it was like saying "OMG youre eyes are brown" it really meant nothing to me
Looking back knowing girls like tall guys and having a girls hand on your chest saying that it seems more complimentary now lol
Also, that same year this cute girl told me she loved me and that weirded me out because i didnt know her and she was so direct but I basically repulsed her with my personality
I was very immature despite being the older kid and made a lot of girls not like me
This is the one I greatly regret because I could have had her if I wasnt a pussy and maybe my life wouldnt be the way it is. She was very good looking too but I guess when youre in middle school, unless youre the hottest girl, you dont get that much attention from the boys so you dont have a big head. I know if we met in high school she would have seen herself as above me
If you guys are wondering, I'm 5'9 now and have the body of a 12 year old. It's like I stopped growing in middle school. Least I have a goatee and some facial hair now.
I had a bunch of anonymous notes covertly passed to me in school, despite being a friendless asshole.
Couldn't bring myself to even open them to see who they were, since I knew I was a mental wreck and wanted to keep that and my family rumbles to themselves.
Thought just throwing them away unopened was the best way to go about it at the time, but I still feel bad that I never just broke it to them face to face.
>Thanks for taking me out to dinner, anon
>I'm having a wonderful time
can I sleep over in your shell tonight?
the outside world is scary and I want to get snug with you
Me too, turtle
>>27549266
>Tfw no turtle gf
who /diet pepsi/ here?
Diet pepsi > coke zero
/pepsi max/ here, can I be in you club?
>>27549140
Doesn't exist here in glorious Australia
>Doing NOFAP
>2 weeks in
>Aggravated
>Hair pin rigger anger
>Work out, still feel tensed up
>Worked out today, did 10x5 FUCKING squats at 110 kg that's how pissed off i was
>I always do 5x5 squats
>did more of everything and felt so much more explosive
>Filled with energy
>Finish, eat.
>Still aggravated
>Litrelly just blew up seconds ago at my sister and yelled my head off for her not cleaning her mess up and was about to drag her out of her room by the fucking hair
Does NOFAP have any fucking positives? this is all bullshit.
You doubled your squat.
>>27549130
It's called testosterone, you turd. You're feeling how a man should.
>>27549172
Besides that, it's litrelly all bullshit and my temper rises and i feel more full of my self then usual.
Have you ever made a girl cry by being socially retarded?
yeppers i sure have
>>27549062
heh, >>27549062
>>27549062
countless times desu
>>27549062
tried to joke about this girl's mother who was a coke addict
failed miserably at joking about it and she stopped talking to me.
it's cool though cus i found out she doesn't shave her arm pits
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