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>tfw now we only have ugly ass Eliza
bye everyone, my purpose has left
>>27563241
Eliza has better tits
>>27563241
she left after someone posted proof of her stripping for some chad on omegle
>>27563433
those ''tits'' are 80% stuffed bra you moron
Would /r9k/ settle for an average gf like this?
>>27562850
That's like 3/10 my man.
>>27562850
That roastie toastie hair
>>27562850
You sure that's not a failed tranny?
We have been given a new chance at life robots. Roll for your new name, type it into Google images and post the first result. That is who you have now been transformed into, good luck friends
>>27562818
im so horny right now
God bless this mess.
>>27562959
Fucking nice name man
I've never understood why everyone chimps out over pussy. People end their lives over not getting pussy, people take lives for pussy, most men spend all their time, effort, and money on pussy. Most aspirations men have are driven by pussy and not themselves. Guys go crazy over pussy, put pussy on a pedestal, and worship it.
Fucking why? I want pussy too but I don't act like like a freak over it and let it control me.
What's so incredible about it that causes the world so much grief? Can't anyone just fap?
'Durr blame it on biology. we need to spread our seed to survive!'
No we don't, with almost 7 billion people in the world we've adapted to not needing to fuck all the time.
Jesus Christ >that tattoo
>drake_holding_his_hands_out_and_turning_his_head_epitomizing_do_not_want.jpeg
And I don't even mind tattoos, but
>>27562706
Yet you know thousands of dudes would discard their lives to fuck her and.. Idk watch the real world with her?
>>27562661
I don't even understand how you smile stupidly while naked.
Like
Why
>tfw you will never have a hot asian gf
Why even bother living?
>tfw missed opportunity to get a cute Japanese gf in high school because I was too afraid to talk to her even though her friend told me she liked me
>>27562438
>dat HUGE foot
how is that not a trannie?
>>27562438
>Asian
>hot
>imblying
>see my reflection
>immediately want to die
>>27562326
What do you want to look like?
I feel the same when I see my body, I want to get bigger even though people tell me I'm really big already
Have you tried not being so ugly?
>>27562538
I have a fucked up face, and I'm disgustingly skinnyfat and covered in stretch marks and acne scars. I never take my shirt off and I avoid mirrors whenever possible.
>Female name is the name of your gf
Rolling for the love
I'm hoping for something cute
>>27562322
Pretty hot name.
>>27562369
Trump lover go away.
Misaki Friday Thread. Definitely not a prank.
One day a Misaki will come and save us.
hi caitlin did i miss last week's thread or was there none?
I hope nobody killed themselves just yet.
>>27562425
I was unable to go online. Unless somebody else made one, there was indeed no thread last week.
No motivation to watch animu.
I just lurk in twitch streams these days.
SURVEY TIME FEGGETS
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
>>27562240
>Age
25
>Gender
M
>Country
US
>Number of people you have had sex with
None
>Age you lost your virginity
Never
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/b/ /k/ /o/ /r9k/
>Do you smoke?
No
>Do you drink?
No
>Do you use drugs?
No
>Job
Pizza delivery
rip in piece bread
>>27562812
>Pizza delivery
Enjoyable?
>>27562240
>Age
19
>Gender
M
>Country
US
>Number of people you have had sex with
0
>Age you lost your virginity
No
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
No
>Do you drink?
No
>Do you use drugs?
No
>Job
Factory tempSomeone be my gf ;_;
itt non virgins teach virgins how to sex
what are things virgins don't realize or expect the first time they have sex
Ian Chung hahaha
The inside of a pussy is REALLY REALLY warm (if she's aroused).
Nibbling, kissing, or exhaling a hot breath on, the ear feels REALLY fucking good.
>>27561759
you'll get arrested because she's "too young"
I have a chance to fuck a fat girl tonight /r9k/
Should i do it?
yes, a fat girl let me kiss her boob once, still fap to the memory
>>27561731
well this girl has huge tits. Like F cups
Eh. I've done it twice before and it's just alright.
First one to roll Elliot has to go on a shooting spree
>>27561690
rolling for glory and wealth
Rollingggtthsidnekufb
i will killing spree of elliot rogers. if i get it someone has to roll his mothers name to pick location.
WHERE ARE YOU CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27561591
cum n get it
>>27561591
We'll find him, and when we do...
>>27561591
:^)fdsgd gdsgdfs gvfhr
W-w-what did I just discover? This girl has to be from another world, no way such a beauty really exists.
>https://www.youtube.com/user/Shoe0nHead/videos
Okay, serious question, how do I find these kind of women. Every girl I*ve met in my life is literally shit compared to this diamond.
BOAL CURNER
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>>27561553
>girI
you're a faggot
>>27561553
She's a coalburner and a tumblr reddit histrionic except without the politics. Says shit she knows will get her attention from men, aka an attention whore. She's got 6/10 looks even with all her makeup.
/britfeel/ i'll fucking do it then edition
>>27561391
>Arlene Farley
ey bb u wnt sum fuk?
>>27561418
Stfu jane
Not a big fan of this new layout.
