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>customer gets irritated when I ask them for ID when they're buying lottery, tobacco, or alcohol
Jesus christ. Just have your fucking ID ready to present if you're under 30 and are buying an age restricted product. Do you realize how much trouble I risk getting into by not making sure I don't make any sales to an underaged person?
Don't expect the sales clerk to know you're of age or take your word for it.
Knowing the name of my manager or coworker does not mean you don't need an ID to buy from me. "But I always buy from that girl on morning shift!" "I know your boss, though!"
Even if you've bought from me before, I might not necessarily remember. I see hundreds of people a day. If you're going to act irritated when I request your ID, go to another gas station.
And yes, if you left your ID in the car and I requested it, please go back to your car to retrieve it.
It's always kind of awkward for me to ask for an ID. I have social anxiety. Please don't make it any more anxiety-inducing than it already is for me by being hostile or belligerent to me.
Thank you.
>>27575154
just ask nicely for their id.
>has social anxiety
>gets a job dealing with customers
I've never been asked for an ID in my life. Even when I actually was underage.
I guess that's about the only perk to prematurely grey hair.
I'm drunk right now r9k. Ask me anything.
>>27575101
Why aren't you on facebook being ballsy and commenting your opinion on people's posts?
>>27575158
Because I'm not a faggot. I'm at least slightly sensible.
>>27575101
Why is OP such a fucking homosex, please kill yourself.
Whatever happened to your oneitus from highschool?
Mine got fucked up big time
>7/10 at least asian
>straight A student
>friendly to everyone
>introverted, only hung out with me and a few other people
>made dirty jokes guys typically would say
>goes to prestigious aeronautical engineering college
>98% male students
>becomes more extroverted
>starts smoking weed
>goes to orgies at her school
>gets thrown out of school for having a fuckton of weed in her dorm+car
>turns out she has a rare genetic blood disease, can barely walk
>>27574847
any pics of her famalam?
>>27574847
yeah post pics lad
That was a pretty amusing story.
would you stay in a relationship with a girl who was cute and nice and loves you a whole lot, but has a short temper and hits you when she gets angry?
just wondering
Depends on how hard she hits me.
>>27574840
this thread feels really generic.
Yes because I don't make people angry
>1 New Text Message...
>It's from Mum
>it's Verizon
>wife's son wants me to pick him up from soccer training
When?
How?
Why?
Would you be content with life if you had a gf?
>>27574628
i was on the golden gate bridge earlier today
little cop vehicle went past me on the sidewalk
wondered if they were going to someone looking over the edge...
This weekend.
Get drunk and load my shotgun with slugs.
KEK. There are more reasons to than there are not to.
No, but I'd be close enough. I've had a gf in the past for a year and it was the happiest in my life I had ever been and I know that really what I wanted in life. Too bad there isn't any hope for that happening again. Besides, we are all gonna die eventually anyway. Might as well cut out the middleman and end it right now.
When i turn 33
Car fumes/ grill fumes + drunk
Becuase i hate being a burden on my family and i dont fit in anywhere
I dont want a gf, that feeling passed at around 18 years old. The type of partner i once wanted would never exist unless magic was real
i hate all people.
Disgusting people.
In the second picture did he give up or also get shot?
Also crop out either the bottom or top part idk which you meant to post but there are two unrelated pics here
>>27575190
>Also crop out either the bottom or top part idk which you meant to post but there are two unrelated pics here
It's one of those memes where men who have never gone to war juxtapose images of war with girl quotes to suggest that women can never know true pain. I believe the man with the green pack was trying to save his wounded comrade then gave up to "do what's right for him" but was shot anyway
>tfw messaging tumblr girls on kik
I think this one may be a winner, but she isn't reply right now
I already used the archaeologist line on her earlier, which is why I said the bone thing
well you are very fun and engaging desu.
she is too.
That feel when my friends
WHO MISCHIEVOUS DEVIL HERE?
>download game
>delete it
>download it again
>delete it again
>repeat over and over
>singlehandedly cost the company millions of dollars in lost sales
>>27574355
Oh my god you're retarded
>>27574382
how about ur mums a smeelly belly faggot
>have to take a shit in public
>rush to the closest bathroom
>get in the stall
>stare at the toilet
>shit my pants
What went wrong /r9k/? Why did Miyazaki sell out to the normies?
>>27574217
? oh yeah its out. shit
>>27574217
what happened? is it bad?
Yeah I didn't see the thread.
Or am I missing something else?
Tonight I'm drinking Russian standard vodka. Jose cuervo Gold tequila. Jaggermeister, and baileys.
>>27574106
Nothing because I spent too much and Alcohol in Australia is like retardedely expensive
>>27574121
in ny this whole batch was like 120$. still worth it tho.
Drinking Jack Daniels plus there is Bombay in the freezer downstairs
I set for the night but it might get lonely like every Friday night
We /bully/ now
Make fun of the person above you based on their name
>>27574105
shut your slut mouth roxanne
>>27574131
ur fag lol
>>27574149
doris mccarty more like doris mcfarty am i right
I'm writing a play about these four school shooters in Hell. I've been doing research and I've been wondering, how would you say each shooter's individual personality was like?
>>27573865
>disturbed
>disturbed
>disturbed
>disturbed
hth hand
Top left is a kid who is nice most of the time but has a nasty temper and a short fuse
>>27573865
>Hell
The chads and stacies they killed are the ones in Hell.
Do any psychiatrists, or other mental health workers browse this board?
If so, why?
>>27573407
No but I am a criminologist. You'd be shocked at how much we know about the type of people that come on here. I mean, you think normies don't know. But I am an ex-Shut-in myself back in my 20s. Now in my 30s being a "productive member of society". But I can tell you now.......we...they...I...know, we, they I...know you better than you know yourself. You think nobody gets you, you think you're a special case, nope.
The scariest part about becoming a criminologist was confronting all of the studies which basically explained my life story, while putting up the act of being a normie. I see it in almost everyone that comes on here as well.
KHV here, I work the front desk at a mental health clinic, but its mostly just for the job itself; I don't care about helping the patients or whatever.
It gets tough to watch the waiting area sometimes, we see a little bit of everybody here. Mostly (literally) retarded adults and their broken parents/caretakers, and the occasional Stacy seeking treatment after being raped or abused by Chads.
>>27573537
Why were you a shut-in and how did you become a "productive member of society"?
Let's start a comfy thread. The only thing that keeps me going.
My room is similar but it just doesn't make me comfy like this
>>27572896
don't have much and what i do have is unorganized
forgive me roberta
>>27572951
a slightly original comment is required
>>27572965original comment do not steal under any circumstances
