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The worst part about this board is deep down you know most of the terrible depressing shit written here is the truth, and most people try to hide from the truth. I'm talking about the alpha/beta male power dynamics and the whole cucking thing. This type of website probably attracts intelligent thinking types, maybe not stem tier intelligent but still well above average.
>>27586016
I highly doubt that anyone on this board has an IQ of even 105. Most of the things stated on here are nothing more than retarded anecdotes. The few "facts" posted are often unsupported or rejected by peer review, but god forbid you bring that up, cause that makes you a "cuck", a "shill", or an "sjw". In reality this is just a place for sad fucks to hide out from the world, I mean, thats why I'm here.
>>27586268
Why not go to reddit then? Sounds like you'd have a much easier time there fitting in, cucklord.
>>27586016
it's not the truth though, just children of divorce, abuse and neglect projecting their parents failings onto the rest of the world
alpha/beta/cuck shit only applies to r-selected people from these enviroments
How much money would I need to get Milana Vayntrub to star in a porno where she cosplays as Judy Hopps?
Who is this "Judy Hopps?"
>>27585903
I love her so much
post pics pls
my /hr/ thread died
>>27585903
why is she so beautiful?
Why even live if you're a manlet? Not even being a rich famous Chad can save you
those bitches are giants and theyre wearing heels
>>27585870
doesn't change how women feel about manlets
Why is it not okay to shame women for their weight but it's perfectly acceptable to shame men for their height
Is beer some normie in-joke?
It tastes like fucking shit.
I want to drink it to be like my friends RLM.
>>27585842
i don't know, im sure there are good beers but they're expensive, and im 19 so i have to send someone else into the liquor store anyways
i usually just go with vodka mixed with cranberry juice or diet coke. i don't like to get drunk on beer, i just get sick and bloated and feel like shit. who drinks for the taste anyways? it's about how it makes you feel
Then drink the beers they do, hoppy locally brewed shit none of the garbage in the picture. Hell just go in and tell a clerk "I don't like ____" in terms of taste and they'll probably tell you whats what.
Either way the fresher the better as far as beer is concerned, less preservatives will make it taste like an actual beverage instead of corn syrup and wirt.
Guieness is quite nice but that's about it for me.
Is there any reason to not pick up shake compared to nuggets?
My dealer recently started selling 20$ 8ths of shake which last me just as long and get me just as high as a regular 8th. Which he sells for 45$.
He always seems like confused when I buy it over nuggets though?
shek
Nugs are better. They stay fresher and taste better than shake.
If all you care about is getting baked then get shake but maybe you'll burn out faster on shake too.
Mixing that shake with some flavored shisha in a hookah would be good.
>tfw i'm probably never gonna have kids
Let's have five
>>27585279
And this is somehow a bad thing?
>>27585279
Why is that female wojak ao attracting
femanon here, how can any of you small dicked sissies ever compete with this?
>>27585200
another femanon here, ignore this slut, small dicks are fine
>>27585200
>>27585213
ignore these roasties, they're both lying.
Yet another femanon here. Big cocks hurt, and they are no fun.
Average dicks are preferred.
how many of you actually take redpill comics seriously
because they're clearly written by someone who has been recently rejected by his girlfriend
>>27584964
the truth hurts, don't it?
>3:27
what did he mean by this? what does this time signify?
>>27584964
Is he still making these? They were pretty kekworthy.
why aren't femanons offering cuddling services?
femanon here, let's cuddle
>>27584273
I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU
>>27584262
Why do you think anon? Because we're all ugly as fuck or have crippling mental issues.
Can normies or robots who made it give advice to all of us who suffer under >tfw no gf? I hear people on this board saying it's not that hard but can someone actually tell us how to do it step by step?
Probably all robots here know a girl they would date. How do you continue at this point? You obviously talk to her but whats the right stuff to say? When do you ask for a date?
>>27584221
Import a girl from an impoverished nation. I'm uniquely positioned to help anyone able bodied and employed person get a wife for around $12k (payable at once or over the course of 27 months), it doesn't matter how shy you are around girls or how scared you are of meeting people, you leave all that to me. Contact me at [email protected] for details
>>27584221
Step one: Ask a girl out.
Step two: Repeat until success.
Step three: Take said girl out on a date. If it goes well, move on to step four. If it does not go well return to step one.
Step four: Ask for a 2nd date.
Repeat as necessary.
>will see a girl I really like in two weeks at an event
>plan to talk with her and ask her out
>already know I will fuck it up
>mfw
>>27584527
But how do I manage that the date goes well?
ITT: We post feels
I'll start with a time-tested classic:
>tfw no gf
>Want to go for a nightdrive but worried about using too much fuel
>Want to go for a nightwalk but it's Saturday night meaning hundreds of normies will be around, plus the weathers shit
>Can't seem to get comfy
>tfw you realized and d there's no point no will to explain or post the peculiar feel
>tfw your feels will get never responses
It's like music threads.
Worst Tinder pictures you've ever come across?
>>27584015
I don't use tinder, why would any robot use tinder?
>>27584038
To meet people. So you can finally escape from the 'Not socialising then complaining that you don't have gf' beta fag cycle
>>27584015
She looks fine, what's the problem?
ITT: your last 2 post numbers indicate your attractiveness levels to femanons. I'll start.
>>27580596
big money big money come oooooon
We're going in!
>mfw OP is a chad
96/99
If I take steroids for a year, then immediately stop.
Will anything happen? Will I rapidly lose my gains?
I'm trying to figure out why people take steroids for many years, when they already got their gains, I'm not trying to look like a balloon or anything, and my dick/balls will grow back if I stop taking them.
A year of small genitals is a small price to pay for an entire youth of being ripped.
>>27583660
If you keep training and eating properly, then you will keep like 30-60%.
You better know what you're doing though, or ur in for a world of pain.
>>27583660
Go to /fit/ before you kill yourself or break your dick.
1. post this on /fit/
Second of all, you will experience terrible side effects from not going on post-cycle drugs and not tapering off.
III) If you did everything properly and went off roids, you would keep as much mass as is within your natty limit to have.
robot film thread?
Buffalo '66
(1998)
senpai
You only see a tenth of what is true.
There are a million little strings attached
to every choice you make.
You can destroy your life every time you choose
but maybe you won't know for 20 years.
And you may never ever trace it to its source.
And you only get one chance to play it out.
[...]
But while alive you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phonecall or a letter or a look
from someone or something to make it all right and it never comes.
Or it seems to but it doesn't really.
So you spent your time in vague regret or vaguer hope
that somehting good will come along.
Something to make you feel connected.
Something to make you feel whole.
Something to make you feel loved.
And the truth is: I feel so angry.
And the truth is: I feel so fucking sad.
And the truth is: I felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long
and for just as long have been pretending I'm ok
just to get along.
Just for ... I don't know why ... Maybe because
no one wants to hear about my misery
because they have their own.
Well, fuck everybody!
Amen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PzSNy3xj0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whatever_%28film%29
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