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>just get a tinder anon!
>you'll find a girl who's right for you!
>open app
>finally find an angle that my face doesn't look hideous from and take my picture
>edit my bio to include my hobbies (gardening, reading, bicycling, etc)
>look at matches
>see this
>Stacey
>9gag
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
You have to be the biggest fuckwit to believe the tinder shills, tinder is for normies.
Aren't those shared interests?
At least you're both white. Could have been much worse.
Today on arcanine sexbot news:
There's now a Scarlett Johansson bot that can move and respond to commands.
> preorder now
>>27575921
If she didn't agree to have her likeness used in this manner, the manufacturer can potentially be sued.
>>27575937
This would also make any existing dolls created in her likeness to be really fucking valuable since the rarity would increase, with minimal to no usage, of course.
>>27575958
> minimal to no usage
You'd have to be Shekelberg not to fuck a Scarlettbot.
waking up to no britfeel edition
>>27575092
First for waking up to no one.
What happens if an American posts in here?
Asking for a friend...
Waking up to April Fools theme still...
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"Porn isn't real, its a fantasy. It will ruin your expectations of sex and its all fake."
This is literally just coping.
Porn is real. They are real people, really fucking. There really are guys out there with 9 inch hammer cocks who fuck like beasts. Who can make girls cum 3 times and fuck for half an hour before they cum. There really are people out there who are sexually gifted. NOT watching porn is actually the fantasy. You get to pretend your 6 inch penis and 7 minute sex sessions (including foreplay) are good enough. You get to lie to yourself and pretend there aren't guys out there like pic related who could make your girl feel ways she could never feel with you.
Wait are you trying to tell me, that the actually social and "normal" people live in a happy delusion to prevent themselves from going insane? Gee who would have thought.
I will take the bait.
They actually do lots of things that make porn fake. That person who is pounding the girl for like 40 minutes is probably on a couple of pills that make his penis stay hard, and probably has done it so many times before that he is probably desensitized to it.
Same goes for the women in them. Whatever, dawg.
Then why are there only like literally 5 active male pornstars at anytime while there's literally an endless amount of female pornstars?
Why do we accept immigration? It's a cancer on the western world. The "refugees" that come here are more than often just horny 25 year old so men wanting to rape some easy blondes and reap welfare money. The nation becoming host for these people suffer, much like how a virus infects a host cell, the immigrants slowly but surely corrupt everything that made the host something great and worth preserving. They bring their cancerous attitudes and behaviour and corrupt the host into the same shit hole they fled from.
Why is it taboo to oppose this suicide of the western countries? What madness is it that urges a nation to partake in this suicide of ideals and lifestyle?
Is the third panel shopped or are his teeth actually that ugly?
I know he's British, but there still should be a minimum amount of dental work required to be a TV host.
>>27574225
It's not about what "we" want, it's what the rich want, and they want cheap labor and unorganized masses fighting amongst themselves.
>>27574225
>tfw onii-chan is a blue pilled Chad
>mommy doesn't know any better
>have to fight over mom being cucked or not
Name ONE (1) reason why you think you deserve a gf
i am very beautiful and sexy and desire love
I really don't, not with my current lifestyle
no one deserves anything
no one deserves a gf, they have one because someone else chose them
Post singular words unclaimed by the almighty robot
GO
Hemicellulose
diffibulate
TCP/IP
why the fuck did Shinji choose real life over instrumentality?
real life was shit, everyone was mean to him and each other, he had a chance to finally experience happiness and he gives it all up because "it's not real"
who gives a damn about that? it's infinitely better than the alternative.
>>27572049
>real life was shit, everyone was mean to him and each other
>pilots a robot
>lives with hot slutty teacher
>has a qt tsundere all over him
>infinite supply of smart submissive girls
>father one of the most influential people in the world
>makes friends with the toughest people in his class after literally saving their ass single handedly from a massive alien
>life sux
>>27572114
>pilots a robot because he's forced to, is at constant risk of death, has to watch people die while piloting it, feels immense pain every time he's hurt because it's linked to him
>lives with a hot slutty teacher with daddy issues who only pretends to like him because he's necessary
>has a qt tsundere all over him, too bad she's a fucking awful bitch who won't be open about her feelings and constantly lives to make him feel inferior
>infinite supply of smart submissive girls who he can't ever get closely attached to because they're disposable and die and come back over and over with new memories, has to watch her literally get impregnated by an alien and explode
>father one of the most influential people in the world and is a completely insane cunt who abandoned his son and only called him back because he temporarily needed him, won't even say "good job" after he risks his life a dozen times
>makes friends with the toughest people in his class and then has to watch his giant robot crush him in his fucking hand and leave him in the hospital
life SUX dude
Evangelion is shit.
Baby's first anime with zero substance. Even the creative team has said the symbolism and story means nothing and that it's main purpose is to look cool.
The reason you are stuck posting on /r9k/ while real mem are fucking women is because you like crap level entertainment like Evangelion.
Have you ever fallen in love with a girl on 4chan? Tell me about her.
Boxxy 4 lyfe
a gutterskank roastie, a trap, and a pure virgin waifu. take your pick.
Well I am almost 30 but Erica was getting to me, desu. Does not happen often.
Yes, we're open for business tonight and serving anyone alone or sick of hearing April Fools shit. So come on in and grab a seat. Drinks on us
>>27570374
Another Friday night spent alone...
What is my name?
>>27570414
Of course I am but someone has to tend to the bar and I have a feeling I'm not the only one alone. So what's on your mind anon and what can I get you?
This is the name of the girl that will marry you
Rilllling
>implying a girl
>>27564026
>Eugene Bean
>tfw you find out he's gay
Bump
How are you supposed to deal with this?
>tfw she finds out you're gay
>>27561105
>tfw he lives in canada
>other side of the world
>i love you david
other than carl the cuck (which is already forgotten) there was nothing
>tfw you genuinely miss doge
It was such an upbeat meme unlike a lot of what's been going on lately
>>27556984
>doge was 3 years ago
What has happened to my life...
Well June, the year isn't over yet.
Make a new meme if you want one.
beta neet pedo faggot gets busted by chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lix5TuZNJE8
this is blowing up, we're gonna have his name soon enough
>>27576228
I mean, I hate faggots as much as anyone else, but this really is as the 'trivial' end of the abuse system.
>>27576228
I'm sick of this shit, consent is all that fucking matters. Though fags deserve tk die.
>>27576304
This desu. I hate fags as much as the next guy, but this video actually made me sympathise with him
The narrator was even a bigger faggot here
What cigarette are you smoking robros. No potheads allowed in this thread
Winfield Blues
$28 for a pack of 25's in Aus
Any dreams and aspirations you have, can you share them? Mine is making big off of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjpDEnCej6A
