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Welcome to the feels and frogs tavern. Take a seat, have a drink and let's hear some stories about you fellow bots.
>>27589426
>Feels and Frogs
I'm triggered. It's Frogs and Feels
I'm stuck in a rut. Only reason I go outside is to get groceries. I don't do anything at home except go online and masturbate. No friends, no real hobbies. Vidya used to keep me preoccupied but that hasn't been the case for some time. The only media I like is dark and depressing and that just puts me more in a funk. I don't know what to do with myself.
Bells and lemonade please mate
This is how fucking roasties think. If you are not born a Chad and have any opinion, moral value or deeply held belief, you are essentially trash.
>>27589191
>obligated to shave legs
What? no but it would be appreciated, what the fuck who made that chart?
>>27589329
its based off okcupid questions, looks like
>>27589329
Some dumb bitch
Nearly all women are soft brained idiots.
What does /r9k/ think about the fat acceptance movement for women?
>>27588744
Wow, the whale can't even put her hand on her opposite hip? Jesus christ.
>>27588744
the fat girl has a nice face, she would probably be qt if she wasnt so fat
>>27588744
Their arms are probably nearly the same length.
Do you see how her mind won't even acknowledge how fat she is and how it intercepts her arm?
This is mental illness.
Why aren't you smoking?
>>27588468
gives me headaches.
But i miss it.
>>27588468
I do
I roll 'em
I smoke Golden Virginia
my lung collapsed last year ;_;
I miss it
Could normies last a year in our shoes? A month even?
No, which is why you never find any actual normies that become robots. You kind of have to have certain characteristics that predetermine your chances of becoming a failed normie at best or a robot at worst.
I'd love for a normie to take over my body for a year.
When I come back I'd have a killer life no doubt.
I wonder when there will be a job for people to play you like a video game someday...
>samefagging this hard
Reality has it such that making friends is easy .
My psychologist doesn't even understand how someone could have no friends
>2016 still going to your Jewsychologist
>>27588146
>having a psychologist that somehow got thru years of school and doesnt even know one of the symptoms of autism.
>>27588146
>psychologist that you should just adapt to the society, "YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOU KNOW"
>the summer depression is beginning to set in
No no no no no no no please stop it this can't hapoen again i don't want this no no no no please stop no, please, just... stop.
>>27587787
What are your summer plans, anon?
>>27587795
Going on vacation, but that won't fix this, once i get the feeling, that horrible pit in my stomach, it can't be stopped.
>>27587787
but, the sun will be shining :)
>What are you majoring in?
>What year are you?
>How are your grades? (better or worse than hs?)
>How is your social life? (go to any parties?)
>Do you have a gf? (Have you had any success with girls?)
>Do you also work? (What do you + how many hour per week?)
>Are you depressed? (more or less than in hs?)
>What do you plan to to once you graduate?
>>27587725
Bump. I want to read your responses
>What are you majoring in?
psychology, but I hate it
>What year are you?
senior
>How are your grades? (better or worse than hs?)
about the same, started off with A's but then I got depressed as heck, the opposite happened in hs so they averaged out to B's
>How is your social life? (go to any parties?)
doesn't exist
>Do you have a gf? (Have you had any success with girls?)
no, still obsessing over a qt from hs that I never got over
>Do you also work? (What do you + how many hour per week?)
worked 40 hrs/wk but it was a temp and didn't get hired for full time
>Are you depressed? (more or less than in hs?)
as heck. work helped not having time to think about it. so much more than hs but remembering hs triggers more depression
>What do you plan to to once you graduate?
NEET life living with parents
>>27587725
college is a fucking scam, at least in the US
How is it possible to love a girl whose face was marked by another man's cum?
How can you wash off the mental picture of another man's cum tainting her face?
How do you look at her face and kiss her, knowing that another man made his mark on her?
How are another man's leftovers possibly appealing to you?
Cum washes off.
>>27587491
Too bad cuck doesn't
>>27587533
According to ladder theory, I would be cucking Chad.
I turn 30 in a week and I'm still a virgin
What should I do? I'm close to hiring an escort just to avoid wizardry.
Cast a curse on the next attractive woman you walk by.
>>27587356
Where are you, anon? If you're near me we can go out for your birthday and if you're not a creep I'll probably sleep with you.
>>27587356
Acquire a virgin wife from Asia for around the same price as an old car.Contact Kelleypatrol at aol can't com
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP ME
I'VE NEVER HAD ANYONE
I'M NOT CAPABLE OF DOING THIS SHIT ON MY OWN PLEASE I JUST NEED HELP
Man up OP, you know you're capable
>>27587075
Explain situation
>>27587075
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>the name generator is back
Testing
Originalimento
>>27586679
It is? What do i have to do name generator in options or something?
lets see if this actually works..
Ask a girl with a daddy kink #2
I'm back, its fun answering questions.
>>27586666
ok
my question is
how did you get quads?check em
Degenerate, get a hobby.
>>27586744
My hobby is being a good girl for daddy.
Fembots:
is it gross or encouraging to know that most guys on here would, if you asked them, probably drop to their knees as lick your butthole? Do you find it sexually empowering to know that even your "dirtiest" hole is the fantasy of some men? Or do you think it's desperate and disgusting?
girls dont like submissive stuff like that
if someone doesn't ask and takes their butthiole by force thats another matter
>>27586436
>fembots
>fem
>bots
pick ONE
>>27586436
No, gross. You guys are perverts.
No regular guys irl like this kind of stuff.
Post your personal dream boy/girl you will never get
>>27586156
my skelewaifu
My original post creepy eyes waifu
>>27586156
lavren seconded
