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Is taking virginity of a girl you love and who loves you greatest achievement man can ever experience in his lifetime?
>you will NEVER experience this
>>27593730
Probably not the greatest, but one of the greatest achievable for a normal person maybe. Most people don't stick with the person they gave it up to though.
taking the life of a man you hate and who hates you is the greatest achievement a man can ever experience
>>27593730
I mean someday i can take it if i want. ...
>You will never own a loli slave
Living hurts
move to thailand
>>27593637
>being so socially stunted that your fantasies involve both slavery and children
Sad 2bh
>>27593637
gibe link please
Who /kavakava/ here?
Also drug general too I suppose.
>tfw im the only robot who has ever used kava
feels lonely
>>27594889
the hell is kava
>>27594889
Had that shit fresh from the ground senpai. Very comfy beverage. Tastes like shit though.
"Beta Command, this is Beta 11, we've been swarmed by cucks while tryin' to make it to the LZ requesting reinforcements. We're pinned down and 7 good Wojacks are dead. Papa bless. Out"
No reinforcements. But we can call an airstrike
"Roger that Beta 11, this is Beta Command, requesting SITREP, Reinforcements inbound, good luck out there, Command out"
>>27593071
Come in Beta 11, this is Beta 13, chads sighted inbound, over
>be alone
>walk past a group of young guys
>they snicker, laugh at you
>one of them goes "you're awesome" and his friends start cackling
I don't fucking get it. Why do young guys always laugh when I walk past? I look normie enough.
They don't do this shit when I'm with a group that's equal or outnumbering theirs, it's always when I'm alone.
That was very bold of them
>>27592938
Because there was 4 of them. Whenever I see them by themselves they keep to themselves. Just herd mentality I guess, the more there are the dumber they act for laughs.
>>27592856
pack mentality / vulnerability senses tingle
remember to look at people in their eyes when you're walking past them.
stare fucking helps
can someone tell me how this is possible, please?
>>27592782
>big dick
>money
>grew on her
Take your pick.
good personality :-)
he is a funny guy :-)
lovable guy :-)
>>27592782
He's confident and being himself, not rocket science
http://brightdesire.com/tour/
>This is Bright Desire: feminist porn for women and men. Here you'll find a different kind of porn: re-visioned, feminist, artistic and positive.
Femanons, does this appeal to you? Not shilling, I think it's as stupid as people who pay for porn.
>>27592192
This looks so unnatural.
It's much better than 99% of filmed porn I have seen, but still lacking.
I don't think I'll be able to enjoy filmed porn until it has complex characters and character development and interesting stories. I mostly read smut to get off because people at least put effort into story there.
They're literally memeing on this site!
Still looks unnatural.
Are you proud of yourself now /r9k/?
>>27591989
That pic is nice and all except autists are clumsy as fuck so it's totally implausible.
>>27591989
so how the fuck do they reproduce if they live solitary lifestyles?
>>27592028
Yea and how would they reproduce exactly if they were completely socially retarded.
What do you hoard on your computer?
Memes, you stupid nigger.
Drachenlord Thread?#Liebe
I have a bunch of ebooks, mostly religious stuff and philosophy. It's not like impressive or anything, but I'll probably never get around to reading all of it.
>tfw got really drunk last night at a house party
>accidentally cheated on bf
I want to just tell him and get it over with but I think he might kill himself
>tfw no beta orbiters to give me money
;~;
;~;
;~;
>>27591467
>>27591467
>tfw literally was the 3rd man in a drunken college gangbang of a girl who started off her night getting a call from her bf and hanging up then telling me "its just my bf haha" then trying to make out with me
>>27591467
>>27591513
Why do you guys feel the need to lie?
They make themselves look bad enough without you, what are you even doing?
>Tfw no bf to break me mentally and lock me away forever
You suck at posting proper images.
And maybe you would get someone if you weren't a faggot.
>tfw cutie I'm talking to is into that plus more of the shit I'm into but it turns out they have a dick
>>27591464
Please dont hate me anon.
Why don't you just buy a sports car?
>>27591404
Already have one.L O N E L Y
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>>27591404
you got sports car money for me?
>>27591499
>Implying a sports car has to be expensive
>Implying it will get you a gf anyway
If anything, you'll pick up a gold digger.
>tfw smoking and watching one piece after going to a babymetal concert where I dominated the moshpit and groped qt asian girls' asses
life is great
>>27591044
>groped qt asian girls' asses
haha no this is what the crowd was like, and the moshpit was for babies
and the only girls there were disgusting British cows, oh and one Muslim girl.
>>27591079
there were some pretty qt asian girls near the barricade, i coped a feel of a loli looking girl
feels good mang
>>27591106
yea sure you did buddy, no need to lie and try and impress us.
Were you this assclown-looking faggot? lel
ITT: Characters that hit way too close to home
Does it get more /r9k/ than Shinji?
>>27590883
For me it's Uchiha Madara
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>27590883
Shinji is honestly more fucked up than most of /r9k/. While he has some moments, he is less autistic and more outright traumatized (and any tendencies he has in-common with /r9k/ are caused by this).
More /r9k/ like would be Satou from Welcome to the NHK (I don't have a picture of him, unfortunately).
This guy is pretty robot, along with the rest of the series.
(anime is Shiki btw)
Ask a robot who's high on acid ANYTHING
do you need any help son?
Hello, can I get a large pizza pie for the nuttrin household
Why the fuck do you post on r9k while high? Listen to some music.
