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why do grils do this
>>29285842
women don't want a conversation they want you to talk
>>29285842
It means fuck off but they are too beta to shoot you down
because women have no inherent value. they know this intrinsically which is why they place so much importance on the status and standing of their mates. congrats, 98% of women are boring as shit and expect you to do all the work.
Hey, Anons, know any good movies showing the world as a terrible place that are also hopeful?
Having a shit day and think a movie like this would cheer me up.
>>29285825
It's a wonderful life. Old film but it's almost the exact premise you're looking for
Me before you. It's only on cinema but you can probably go see it with your friends or gf
>>29285544
synecdoche ny, maybe?
Hey, guys. Come get your (You)s and human interaction! I'll respond to anyone as long as you post a pic of some kind(doesn't have to be of yourself). We can talk about anything. Life, media, bumblebees.
hello heres a picture from my folder
>>29285743
this is taking too long so i'm gonna try to (you) myself
>>29285824
thanks self, you're more reliable than this dickhead OP. have another (you)
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON /r9k/
>THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON /r9k/
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON /r9k/
>THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON /r9k/
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON /r9k/
>THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON /r9k/
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON /r9k/
>>29285699
Sure there are.
And the streets are lined with cheese
>>29285699
This is true.
/r9k/ is "men" and "girls"
real men and women don't bother with it
What do you have to give to a girl that she can't have easily from somewhere else?
A young girl has inherent value. Why are you a pick one would want over someone else?
I'm not so I jerk off to anime instead
Really deep and obscure knowledge of Warcraft and MCU.
I don't. that's why I don't try.
Are any of you versed in going away, gap year style to another country for fucking months on the cheap? I'm thinking of doing it, I've got about 3.5k pounds to my name, if I just hope on a few flights around the Med will that money carry me far/for very long?
I don't think the world of work is for me, a little like what John Maynard Keynes said: In the long run, we're all dead.
So why should I slave away like an absolute wagecuck if in theory I can go travel and see the world and shit for cheap.
I feel like this could be the escape for robots, you can actually run from your problems when you travel the world, might even alleviate the social anxiety...
i have considered the same, but my mum wouldn't allow it.
>>29285656
>might even alleviate the social anxiety...
Has anyone who has actually done this became a more comfortable and social person? I feel like if I were to take off travelling, I would just end up going to museums/landmarks alone, only speaking to people if I need directions, then come home as miserable and alone as ever.
>>29286546
Like I said, the anxiety should go really because you can gtfo whenever, like dropping your spaghetti but being able to leave it there care free.
Well this is it guys, our little son is about to be off on his own
https://youtu.be/RAnGtSOQf1U
What do you think will happen once Mrs Chris chan is gone? Also Chris chan general
>>29285616
His mommy is dying? Aww
Poor Chris Chan
What happened? the video is gone.
>>29285701
he was begging for $100 while pretending to be sad.
Guys, the other night I basically cucked myself and I can't stop thinking about it
>thinking about having shift beer after work or heading home to watch Bethesda E3 conference
>decide to stay and have a beer
>coworkers all want to go drinking at a bar, they invite me
>have a beer with the two 30+ year old women I work with, one of who i had a crush on a few months ago, while waiting for the other guys to come
>they get there, have a couple shots
>the one girl asks if i'm driving, girl i had a crush on tells me i can stay on her couch
>i drink a lot more
>guys leave, have another drink
>we all leave, i head home with girl i had a crush on
>she offers me another beer, i accept it
>i follow her down to her basement, she gets in her bed and puts on a netflix show annd turns off the lights
>i sit down next to her, semi laying down and sitting
>suddenly have to throw up
>tell her i have to vomit
>she says ok
>i ask here where
>she says use the bathroom
>i go to the bathroom and throw up
>when i get back the show is almost over
>it ends
>she says i can either sleep in her bed if i stay on my side of it, or i can sleep on her couch
>i tell her i'll sleep on the couch
>she leads me upstairs and gives me blankets and i go to sleep
How bad did I do?
>How bad did I do?
What does your tummy tell you?
>>29285496
Decent. At least you didn't stay home to watch the e3
>>29285938
My tummy feels bad and I feel like I blew something. Like, it feels like I could've had a chance at something maybe, but I don't know. Why would she offer me her bed? Why would she offer the couch if she wanted me in her bed though?I have no idea what the right choice was, and I mean, I feel like the couch wasn't the wrong choice but what if it wasn't the choice she wanted me to make?
>tfw you'll never live in a Brazilian favela
>>29285335
I live in one. Why the fuck would you want to?
>>29285897
They look so cozy
>>29285335
favelas are for normies, I want to live in Kowloon's walled city
>He pees while sitting down
>>29285262
Only Swedish men do that because the government removed all urinals from public bathrooms for being sexist.
>have rare medical condition where I can perceive things faster than most humans
>watch boyfriend pee standing up
>piss droplets splash from the toilet and back onto boyfriend's legs , pants, and feet. Piss droplets splashing onto the area around the toilet.
>watch boyfriend pee sitting down
>piss droplets are more contained
>>29285374
How did you survive the Orlando shooting ?
Does anyone here lie when they have to speak to strangers? For example lying about your job, what your doing later in the day etc to the hairdresser.
I might just start making shit up instead of saying nothing and sitting in silence. it could be fun. I could pretend to be who I want to be
Yeah, I do that. I recommend it, especially if you're a boring and awkward loser neet like myself.
Just say whatever
>>29285062
This. I'm considering mastering a few accents and learning about corresponding places in order to get coolpoints for being foreign
>>29285062
All the time, actually. I try and guess what response would get them to be more interested, does anyone else do that?
There are actually so many people's lives being ruined by anime. Top lel.
>>29285052
So many people's lives have been ruined by pussy .
>top lel
literally the boot-cut jeans of memes
please leave, /r9k/ is full
>>29285125
top zozheh
"I hear you ask for no tomatoes on your burger, anon."
The easiest way to spot a beta cuck.
I am loving this meme!
L O L!!!
Loving every Laugh!
>>29285170
it's Laughing Every Laugh, you mongoloid. also, enjoy your shitty out-of-season flavorless tomatoes.
>when the one vegetable you hate becomes the meme vegetable
Open your mouth big and wide for mommy~
*FRRRRPFFBBBPBPPTTPPPTT*
>>29285005
I'd pay to stick my head in there and smell
>>29285005
How does she wipe her ass?
ok im gonna kms bye
celebrity crush thread ? I'm kinda interested to see what R9K's crushes are.
Mine is Alice Glass.
I here her cuz she left crystal castles
Sky Ferreira, the true patrician waifushe keeps showing up in my dreams, and I like it.
Doesn't matter all of our 3d waifus have sucked mad jew dick
