have you ever been in a situation where you'd never see your oneitis again?
>tfw I'm a year into university now
>tfw my oneitis is my 12th grade english teacher
I'm about to move away and maybe never see her again. I fret about it constantly.
I just stalk her on social media desu.
The internet has never made it easier to keep tabs on your oneitis.
I can't remember what it was like to have a oneitis that I see in real life. It's been too long OP.
Why did you think it was a good idea to ask her out at a taco bell. And you were creepy looking and fat so what did you expect.
Why are you downing someone who at least had the confidence to approach a woman? Maybe it wasn't a good place but at least he's exercising his confidence and social skills, unlike the lonely neckbeard who has nothing better to do that people watch like a fucking creep and post about it on here.
>>29288142
I respect his confidence but let's face it, he should work on exercise and try and be less creepy. The girl who he asked felt bad but laughed at how pathetic he is, said he looked creepy and was a fat dude. Made me think of /r9k/
>>29288218
He is trying to be less creepy by learning how women react to him to identify what makes him a creep.
I wish I had half the balls of that dude.
Who here is a /fuckingdegenerate/ here?
Something I bought yesterday.
>>29288041
WOOOW cool dude that's a neat piece you got there.. NOT!!.
>>>420chan
Stupid degenerate kiddie, noone cares about your trash lil bongo, fuck off!
>>29288041
>degenerate
>smokes weed
at least go a little harder if you are going to use that title
Ordered some 4-aco-met earlier, first time and I have no idea what I'm getting myself into.
>your former bully went to buy food at McDonald's, where you are wagecucking at
But I was the bully, not the bullied
This post makes no sense
SO, /THEM/, IS IT WAGE KEKING YOU'RE ON ABOUT NOW?
I KNOW YOUR TRICKS!!!
You're not alone there robot, its a horrible feeling
How can a warm-blooded, heterosexual male look at these toes and not want to suck them? People that don't "get" foot fetishism are the worst type of normies.
>>29287955
except foot fetishism is the most normie tier of fetishes.
A foot fetish is a normie fetish. Why do you think women wear shit like pic related and paint their toe nails.
This normie video talks about feet first thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>29287955
Thisis a good conviction and those are very cute feet
>female qt coworker is leaving
>had a bf the entire time she was here
>never had a chance to try
Why it gotta be this way?
>first day of work yesterday
>qt chubby girl works there as well
>to shy to say a single word to her
>know that pursuing relationships at work is a bad idea anyway
I'm ready for death
>>29287817
Oh no, a unavailable woman. How will you ever cope?
>>29287874
By searching for foot worship videos on pornhub, getting disgusted by the low quality, Then deciding to find a higher quality version on the internet, be unable to find the source because the video is from ten years ago. Then spending the rest of the night trying to figure out the names of the addresses and searching old online forums from when the video was released, hoping a link will be up. It never is. Then furiously masturbating to some boring vanilla porn, and be generally unsatisfied
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In Ancient Rome, people thought it was morally acceptable to have people - often slaves - fight in a coliseum to the death. Often against each other, often against wild beasts.
How is it possible that humans could view something like this as ok? Today, we obviously see it as very morally wrong. But why would humans of the past see it as ok?
>>29287720
things change
i think feminism is just as bad but we have it so, hey
You know what? We should have prisoners fight in coliseums to the death instead of just sticking them in prison. It'll be both entertaining and benefit society.
>>29287720
>why do people think differently from me?
You poor child.
Who /balding/ here?
Medicine doesn't seem to help me anymore and i'm loosing vast amounts of hair, it's only a matter of time. In 6 months i will be forced to shave my head and embrace baldness...
Yes, 22 years old and bald...
I will be utterly fucked. I will look like one of those nu-males, i will look like an aushwitz prisioner i will look miserably...
Girls used to compliment my hair a lot. It was THE trait and now i will loose it.
Fuck this shit guys
>>29287649
22 with full set of hair and no signs of hair loss
but gums receding like fuck, due to genetics
Is it better to be toothless or bald at 22?
>>29287682
Nowadays it's possible to fix the teeth.
When hair is gone it's forever.
>>29287649
>Girls used to compliment my hair a lot.
Are you me ? Back in the days I had pic related hairtype and haircut, girls used to love it
Hopefully I'm not that ugly so I was able to shave it all and, even though I don't look good anymore, I'm still ok for a bald guy I guess.
Here are some tips if you're gonna shave it :
-No facefat. Not at all. You'll look ridiculous.
-3-days beard. Most bald men with no beard look like cocksucking nu-males.
-/fit/...
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Why do you get banned if you're not 18 on 4chan? Everyone here is mentally 15 anyways.
Because SJW always know what's best for us.
>>29287659
>Bitching about SJWs even when they're not relevant
>>>/reddit/
>>29287702
But Reddit is a bunch of SJWs
>be on senior trip
>meet qt asian
>walking on beach together
>flirting, touching, bonding together
>even carry her on my back
>the next day and the rest of the trip she actively ignores and avoids me
FUCKING WHY
WHAT DID I DO
WHY DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN TO ME
>>29287626
Anything specific that you can think of?
Are you aure the flirting wasn't one sided and she was just being friendly?
>>29287954
Not particularly honestly
>>29287986
I don't know, I'm not experienced at this. But she doesn't seem like the type of person to be friendly
Female here. How do I cuckold my friendzoned male friend even more?
Like how do I lure him into going shopping with me and my boyfriend while he carries my shopping bags and pay for the items while me and my boyfriend hold hands? Sometimes he doesn't come if he knows my boyfriend is gonna be there, so I should lure him. Any techniques?
Pic related. That's me and my boyfriend with my friendzoned pet serving as my back rest.
>>29287617
Touch him on the shoulder every once in awhile. Works like a charm.
>>29287617
You're not tricking anyone.
https://youtu.be/7p_uxE6_iKs
Watch this, you know bad women are just as common as bad men. We should be against bad people, not slander women.
Could you try a little harder to b8 pls?
>tfw no clean butthole to admire
7 buttholes occupy my home
Not a single one is clean
>>29287426
Why the fuck would you want a clean butthole? A clean butthole might as well be a latex glove. You only know it's a butthole if it's smeared with layers upon layers of a girl's last few weeks of bowel movements.
>tfw exgf had a perfect anus
My tongue aches for those days. She was delicious.
>tfw no asslick gf
Just fucking kill me already.
>tfw no friend to roll up some blunts in a fresh summer night in an american middle class suburb on the sidewalk while listening to Bones
WHY
Also, who/Dallas/here
>Bones
good taste
thoughts on smoking cigarettes every now and then?
>>29287370
>Bones
You're 15 years old and not like the other kids.
That said, I would do that with you if I lived over there.
Who /Malmo/ here.
>Oh, anon's awake~
Oh great the three lowest-tier mu's girls
>>29287355
>They are all girls.
Why are you touching my penis, roasties?
>>29287383
I didn't mean this. I spoke out of frustration. IT's been a long day. They're all lovely
/Update me on the supreme Court/ edition
Anyways I've been out of the loop for a while, and I've been wondering, what happened to the assisted suicide laws? I know they had a court meeting on the 6th, did they reach their verdict? What is it? Now what do we do? Where can we go to die? How long until centers are set up? Will it be more practical, or is there no information on that stuff yet?
Also this thread is to inform fellow canbots about the proposed suicide laws, since existing is pretty sucky desu.
Pic semi related, happy suicide dance
Here's info I obtained from a thread long ago
Not messing with you. Yes, it will take effect country-wide, though each province will probably implement it a bit differently. I am also in the GTA (Toronto) so we are in the same boat.
The details aren't known yet and won't be until the Liberals table a bill in parliament. But so far things are looking very promising. Assuming the Supreme Court's intent is upheld you will need to have a "grievous" medical condition that is "irremediable" and causes you "intolerable" suffering. You will not need to actually be dying, have any physical ailment or have accepted any treatment.
A bit of background reading:
Supreme Court strikes down Canada's assisted suicide laws
http://globalnews.ca/news/1815749/supreme-court-strikes-down-canadas-assisted-suicide-laws/
Physician-Assisted Dying
http://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/cj-jp/pad-amm/index.html
Assisted Suicide - End-of-Life Law and Policy in Canada
http://eol.law.dal.ca/?page_id=236
>>29287344
>Assuming the Supreme Court's intent is upheld you will need to have a "grievous" medical condition that is "irremediable" and causes you "intolerable" suffering.
Gee, that's still hard to argue. They would probably demand like, at least a year of psychotherapy to "prove" that you can't be cured. And even then they'd say that your suffering is no big deal; you're just a loser, deal with it. :(
No Canadian friends here? Have you all burned down in the fire?